Chapter 147: He Zhen drifted for half his life, and he didn't meet the Ming Lord

"Okay, it's almost time to go......

Looking at Akua and Kazuma Sato, who were lying on the seat in front of him regardless of the image, squinting happily, as if they were about to fly to heaven in the next moment, Wu He shook his head slightly and then stood up directly from the seat, and then planned to go straight out......

And when he heard the words "it's time to go" from Wu He's mouth, Akuya and Kazuma Sato, who were lying on the ground with a peaceful face and seemed to be surrounded by angels, suddenly changed their faces.

Almost the moment Wu He sat up, the two jumped up directly from the stool and directly gave Wu He a hungry tiger to eat.

The speed was so terrifying that even Wu He didn't fully react.

That is, at the moment when he came to his senses, Wu He also saw the two pendants hanging on his two thighs.

Wu He: "......"

Looking at Akuya and Kazuma Sato, who were hanging on his lap with teary eyes, he couldn't shake them off, Wu He was also speechless, and he was also a little confused, I don't know which one these two guys want to do......

However, compared to what these two guys wanted to do, Wu He was obviously more concerned about another thing now......

You must know that the two guys in front of Wu He were about to starve to death at home, and they were directly sneaked out to eat by Wu Heti, and the two of them didn't have that time to take a bath during this period.

The two of them have been hungry for a week, and even the lawn in the field and the table legs of solid wood, as well as the pure steel coffee table legs, can start, and forcibly turn a new house that has only been lived in for two weeks into a haunted house style building.

It was an unimaginable disaster.

Originally, there were many adventurers in the adventurer's union restaurant, and this is also a place where many adventurers brag and fart every day, all because of the invincible smell of these two goods, and now Wu He and the three of them can be said to have directly chartered the adventurer's union restaurant.

That is, the amount of food of these two guys is indeed okay, and Wu He is not bad for money, although a large number of guests have left, but the restaurant has not lost much money, and even compared to the previous group of poor adventurers who sat together and touched a plate of peanuts and held beer and bragged and fart, the profits were much higher, otherwise I am afraid that the restaurant of the adventurer's union would not want to do business for these two guys......

And these smells were a little farther away at first, and Wu He could accept them, after all, the corpses and mountains and blood in the training in the misty space had come over, and the smell of the septic tank escaping was nothing.

But at this moment, Sato Kazuma and Akuya both threw themselves directly on his thighs, it was like two septic tanks hanging directly on his legs, and the stench was almost like a mountain of seas, which instantly made Wu He's face turn blue and his eyes a little black.

Between Mougins, Wu He seemed to see the death omen star shining above his head again......

Tie Qing's face was blue, and Wu He almost held back for a long time before he held back two words.

"Let go!"

As for Wu He's reprimand, Sato Kazuma hugged Wu He's arm harder.

Think about what kind of days he spent alone with Akuya? Think about it again, when Wu He appeared, when he was by their side, what kind of days did they spend? A pair of glasses buried by Kazuma Sato on Wu He's lap were instantly rendered with a firm color......

"No, Brother Wu He, oh no, father-in-law! In the past, Kazuma was still deceived by Akuya, the goddess of waste wood, and after this great horror between life and death, he and Zhen realized ......"

"Hezhen drifts for half his life, he has not met the master, if he does not give up, he is willing to worship his father-in-law, and please ask his father-in-law not to leave him alone with Akuya."

"Otherwise, it will really kill people......"

Regarding Sato Kazuzhen's set of lines, Wu He also showed a slightly surprised look. Kazuma Sato seems to be a neon man, where did you know this Lu Bu's classic lines?

But after thinking about it, Wu He remembered that Lu Bu's reputation is relatively bad in China, but for foreign countries, especially in neon, the degree of praise is definitely no less than that of Guan Erye. It's not unusual for Kazuma Sato to be such a second-year young man to know.

However, even if Kazuma Sato wants to be Lu Bu, Wu He is not Dong Zhuo. Wu He is only fifteen, and he is far from reaching the stage of high school and college.

Well, if this guy calls grandpa, Wu He may still be able to accept it......

……

Wu He was a little stunned by the smoke of the two guys in front of him, but as the so-called poison of the puffer fish does not die, the two guys of the puffer fish do not seem to have any difference in the smell of their bodies, and even now they can accompany each other.

Although Akuya's goal is indeed the same as that of Kazuma Sato, to keep Wu He, but when she heard Kazuma Sato's words to discredit her, she was also immediately unhappy.

"Ghost beast and real man, you still dare to sue the wicked first."

"What do you mean to die alone with me?!"

"If it weren't for the fact that you're too wasteful, even with the buff I added and infinite resurrection, you wouldn't be able to defeat those monsters with infinite healing, would we be starving like that?"

"Wu He is a brave man I sent to another world, if it weren't for me and him, I'm afraid I would have died a long time ago, and you still dare to blame me?!"

……

"Woo Woo ~"

Looking at the two guys in front of him whose faces were almost sticking together, they were constantly spitting saliva on each other, under the influence of various smells, Wu He, who seemed to have a slight hallucination in front of him, only felt that two teddies seemed to appear in front of him, and they were barking at each other non-stop, and suddenly the black lines on his face suddenly increased, and he gritted his teeth and spit out two more words......

"Let go!"

This answer to the question is Akuya, Sato and Shin didn't get anything cheap, Akuya heard the voice of Wu He's reprimand, and suddenly the whole person was teary-eyed.

Akua was the goddess of water, and almost instantly, transparent and faint blue tears came out of Akuya's blue eyes like a fountain.

"Woo~ Wu He, I finally waited until you came back, and finally got my belly bigger with your help, and good things colliding together should give birth to more beautiful things......"

"But why? Why did you abandon us and leave yourself—"

Wu He: "......"

"You can't just talk nonsense, okay?! Fuck, you should have eaten like this, definitely ate like this. Why are you saying this the same as I am a black-hearted scumbag. ”

For the two guys in front of him, the disgust on Wu He's face was simply visible to the naked eye......

These two guys are shameless, but Wu He is embarrassed, although Akua and Sato Kazuma in front of him are very noisy, but Wu He's hearing can still hear the faint footsteps at the door of the adventurer's union restaurant behind him, and there is a faint gasp......

It seems that someone is coming, but I don't dare to walk in when I smell the smell here, but because I have been running for too long, my physical strength is not enough, and I am unwilling to go to other places, so I keep pacing in place until the source of the smell leaves......

No matter how these two guys play, no matter how much trouble they make, Wu He doesn't matter, after all, compared to the operations of other ghosts, these two guys are already quite disciplined now.

But if it affects others, it's not good.

Suddenly, Wu He was full of disgust and directly knocked down all of them with one punch, and then smelled the smell of ammonia from the two guys in front of him who seemed to have been soaked in the toilet for three days and three nights, and directly reached out and made a gossip palm action, and the next moment a breeze gathered between Wu He's palms, and flew under Akua and Sato Kazuma with Wu He's palms floating.

The breeze floated directly into the air like a huge hydrogen balloon holding the two big-bellied guys, and behind them was directly pulled out of the restaurant of the Adventurer's Guild by Wu He.

After walking out of the restaurant, Wu Heguo saw a figure in a black robe standing at the door of the trade union, and the footsteps and wheezing just now obviously came from her.

Feeling Wu He's gaze, the black-robed man trembled all over, as if he felt a little uncomfortable with his gaze.

Seeing this, Wu He naturally didn't want to cast his eyes more, and directly dragged the two humanoid balloons, and left the Adventurer Guild quickly......

Now holding two human balloons, Wu Heke is not in the mood to observe the surrounding scenery, and he walks like a ball of wind, and in a blink of an eye, he is back in his villa.

Then Wu He threw the two guys on the grass outside the villa with great disgust, and let the two of them sleep until they woke up naturally......

In the seven days that Wu He did the mission before, Sato Kazuma and Akuya survived quite hard, but Wu He was not much worse.

The extremely low luck value brought to Wu He was the terrifying amount of monster farming, and in the past seven days, Wu He basically relied on the life essence to recharge, for fear that one would close his eyes, and then appear in the stomach of a certain demonic beast, dissolved into a bone......

In addition, after coming back, he was disturbed by these two unconscious guys, and even Wu He looked a little tired......

Originally, Wu He wanted to sit in the villa and wait for the two guys to wake up, and then kick the two out and let them take a bath by themselves.

But people's sleepiness really comes as it is, Wu He's original bed and mattress quilt or something, all of which were shaken when Akuya and Sato and Mazu went crazy, so when he walked into his room, Wu He also needed to shatter his original bed and quilt, and then create a new one.

And at the moment when Wu He sat on the big bed he had recreated, a wave of drowsiness swept from the depths of Wu He's brain like a wave, and instantly swept his consciousness, making him can't help but lie on the bed......

Feeling the soft, warm, and comfortable touch of the big bed he had carefully created, Wu He also slowly closed his eyes......

"Forget it, leave them alone for now, get some sleep first......"

……

On the other side, Wu He said that he didn't know the place......

The black-robed man who passed by Wu He was here......

"Huhuhu~"

Although Wu He had been gone for a while, the black-robed man was still breathing at a high frequency.

If he let Wu He come back and look at the state of the black-robed man again, he would find that compared to the "tired gasp" that he had judged at a glance, the situation of this black-robed man was obviously more inclined to gasp with excitement......

Rapid gasps continued to come from the black runway, and the movement of the body muscles brought by the breathing made the black robe, which was barely enveloping the girl's whole body, even tighter, and even faintly showed a rather eye-catching outline.

If Wu He was still here, he was afraid that a pair of eyes would fall out directly, and the operation of wearing a black robe into a pair of tights was simply not too eye-catching......

opened his mouth and bit his lower lip hard, and the black-robed man stuffed his index finger nail into his mouth, and kept gnawing and gnawing, biting and muttering:

"I was knocked out and taken away, it's so powerful......"

"Is this guy giving up from the beginning? And it was a one-time mess that abandoned two. ”

"And let the two of them completely inseparable from him, is this the legendary mind control?"

"The other two look like they're pregnant, and the other looks like he's a man."

"And he doesn't seem to be very old, is he so perverted at such a young age......"

"It's really perverted, it's so powerful-"

Looking in the direction where Wu He left, the blue eyes of the black-robed man under the black robe showed a faint regretful color.

At all, she still wants to follow and see where Wu He wants to go? What exactly did she want to do to those two pregnant women, but Wu He's speed of movement was too fast, and before she could lift her feet, her figure disappeared without a trace, and her thoughts, her plan naturally ended without a hitch.

Although she felt regretful in her heart, the black-robed man obviously hadn't given up yet, she opened her mouth hard and inhaled hard, only inhaling the stench that had not completely dispersed around her into her nose.

Feeling the stench that made people want to roll their eyes, the black-robed man trembled, and his chest continued to rise and fall, as if his life had reached a climax. ……

"It's just a pity what a good smell, if he can grow a little fatter, a little older, a little more acne on his face, more wrinkles, it would be better......"

But how long did this state last?

At a certain moment, it seemed that he had thought of something bad, and the black-robed figure who was still writhing his body and seemed to be fantasizing about something bad suddenly stiffened, and his eyes were firmly fixed in the direction where Wu He left......

She is a pervert, but also a pervert with a sense of justice and love. Before, he was fascinated by the charming smell around him, but when he calmed down, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"No, that guy may be even more perverted than I thought, it was two pregnant women, the blue-haired one looked like he was only three months old and should be fine, but the other one looked like he was about to give birth......"

"The big guy actually knocked the two out and took them away, what did he want to do?!"

Suddenly, an inexplicable sense of mission surged into the heart of the man in black.

"No! I can't just sit still! ”

"No matter what, the unborn child is innocent, even if he has to do something! He must not be allowed to do anything to two pregnant women! This level of evil, let me, the paladin, bear it! ”

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(End of chapter)