Chapter 148 Akuya, this guy hasn't disappointed in terms of disappointing 23 Recommended votes 50

The vision returned to Wu He's side......

This night, Wu He slept very comfortably, and slept directly from early morning to afternoon. The soft quilt and mattress supported Wu He's body, making his whole person unusually relaxed, as if he had returned to the college days when he had been lying on the bed for a day......

Of course, just like in college, when you are sleeping soundly, there is always an alarm clock that disrupts people's sleep.

"Uhh

A ghost cry that broke through the sky exploded like thunder throughout the villa. And there seems to be a wolf howl on the side of this voice.

Its voice whines, such as resentment, such as crying, such as complaining, lingering, endless, dancing the submarine of the ravine, crying the wife of the lonely boat. Wu He was stunned, sat upright, and stretched out his slap and said:

"If you fucking make any more noise, I'll cut off your ass and hang it on the fireplace."

Wu He's roar was like the pause button of a horror game, and in just a moment, the sound of the ghost crying wolf was gone, replaced by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground......

Sitting up from the bed with a black face, Wu He walked out of his room, opened the door of his villa, looked at the two figures lying on his stomach in a huge slap print in front of his villa, and said with unkind eyes:

"What the hell are you two guys doing?!"

Hearing Wu He's angry words, the two people in the pit who originally planned to climb out directly suddenly entered a state of pretending to be dead, and the two of them directly lay motionless in the hole, completely entering the state of pretending to be dead.

But Wu He can't see what these two guys want to do? It's just that he saw that Wu He was angry and wanted to wait for him to get out of breath before getting up again.

However, Wu He didn't care about this, and turned around and went back to his room, lying on the bed, but he came back to sleep again, he was confident, and these two guys shouldn't dare to make any big moves......

And that's exactly what happened.

Seeing Wu He walk back into the room, Akuya and Kazuma Sato, whose clothes were covered with weeds and dust, carefully crawled out of the hole.

Wu He's slap looked like he was going to crush the two of them to death. In fact, the thunder is loud and the rain is small. The two were only pressed to the ground, and they were not harmed.

It's just that the stench on his body is mixed with the aroma of grass blades and the earthy smell of the earth.

Slowly crawling out of the pit, Kazuma Fuji cautiously glanced at the direction of Wu He's room, and then turned his head to look at Akuya, and whispered:

"It's all you, Akuya, who found that he was left here to say that Brother Wu He is gone again, and now he is noisy until he sleeps, and he may be even more reluctant to take us in the future."

As for Sato Kazuma's dumping, Akuya naturally replied unceremoniously, but she also glanced at Wu He's room cautiously when she spoke, and her voice was unconsciously lowered.

Even the goddess of water, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, has been beaten by reality these days, the situation is reluctant, be careful......

"Ghost beast and real, you also have the face to say about me? I'm just shouting for the first time, and the ghosts crying wolf in the back are basically all you crying. I'll tell you the ghost beast and the truth, if Wu He runs away, I will go back to the kind of life of starvation for three days and nine meals, and I will definitely not spare you. ”

Although they didn't dare to quarrel loudly, the two of them had no intention of stopping at all......

Until......

"Goo~"

Listening to the voice coming from his stomach and looking at the incredible eyes of Kazuma Sato, even Akuya's thick skin is a little unbearable now......

"Isn't it normal to see that the body structure of the gods is different from that of humans?"

"And I was hungry for five days before~, and I ate in the morning, but now it's afternoon, and I haven't eaten at noon, so it's normal to be hungry."

And for Akuya, who is strong and reasonable, Sato and Shin are too lazy to deal with it.

"At this time, there is no other food in the villa, and we have no money on us, even if you tell me, it's useless, just go out and get your own food if you want to eat."

Akuya smiled disdainfully, and the embarrassed expression on her face disappeared in an instant, replaced by a mocking expression that was very familiar to Teng Kazuma.

"Heh, if you want to eat something, do you still need your help?"

"Dangdangdang~"

Saying that, Akua directly inserted her hand under her dress, and then pulled out a white rabbit with a little dirt directly under Kazuma Sato's dumbfounded expression......

Immediately, Kazuma Sato couldn't sit still, and threw himself directly in front of Akuya, looked her pleated skirt up and down, and after determining how it was impossible for this thing to fit into a rabbit the size of a human head, he said with a look of disbelief:

"Akuya, how did you do that? And where did this rabbit come from? ”

As he spoke, he wanted to stretch out his hand with Takashi Kato and personally discover the secret of Akua's four-dimensional treasure bag.

However, the average ghost animal Akua is acceptable, but it's not good to go too far.

Therefore, Akua naturally slapped Sato Kazuma's outstretched groping pig hand directly, and shook a fat big rabbit in front of Sato Kazuma and said:

"This is what Wu He accidentally shot us to death when he was filming us just now."

"Waste wood and Zhen, if you call me a goddess now, maybe I can be merciful and give you a portion of the rabbit meat."

In this regard, Kazuma Sato just glanced at Akuya, and didn't mean to talk to her at all.

This guy just wants to use him Sato Kazuma as a coolie and help her grill rabbit meat.

Maybe it's because of the incompatibility of water and fire, Akuya can't say that he can't cook, he can only say that it's a mess.

At the beginning, although there was nothing left at home, and many dishes were directly soaked in milk, all kinds of vegetables can still be eaten after washing. But these things were all given to him by Akuya, obviously boiling vegetable soup, but this guy can make a lot of dark unknown substances.

At the beginning, Kazuma Sato tried to take a bite, but it was directly sent away, or Akuya's resurrection technique rescued him.

Now Kazuma Sato can be regarded as seeing through it, no matter what he does, as long as Akua is involved, then this matter will definitely not succeed.

Therefore, he almost didn't have any nostalgia, turned around directly for an interview, walked into the bathroom of the big villa, and said as he walked:

"I'm dirty, now I'm going to take a bath, rabbit meat, I can roast it later, provided you have to wait for me to come out of the shower."

"Remember to be a little self-aware, how is your cooking? You know very well yourself, don't mess around in the big villa, don't blame me for kicking you out when the time comes......"

The expected ridicule turned into an implicit concern, and looking at the back of Kazuma Sato disappearing into the bathroom door, Akuya was also directly stunned in place.

Holding the ears of the dead white rabbit, Akuya stood there for the first time at a loss, and opened her mouth and didn't know what to do.

She looked at the dirt on her body, and a pair of white palms slowly swept across her face and clothes.

As the goddess of water, you don't need to use all kinds of soaps and detergents to clean up your body like mortals.

For Akuya, the stains on her body can be cleaned up quickly with a little concentration and seriousness.

No, Kazuma Sato just walked into the bathroom, turned on the faucet, Akuya cleaned up the stains on his body, and after standing in place and wandering around, he finally threw the white rabbit on the coffee table, while he sat on the sofa, looking at the white rabbit in front of him a little stunned......

But at this moment, a white palm directly broke into Akuya's line of sight, lifting up the ears of the big white rabbit.

Looking up along that hand, Akuya immediately saw Wu He's expressionless face.

"Scared~"

Almost subconsciously, Akuya moved her body directly back, and with one palm, she straddled her waist and pressed the pleated skirt behind her.

Akua hadn't forgotten the phrase she had shouted when she got out of bed, "If you fucking make any more noise, I'll cut off your ass and hang it on the fireplace." ”

Akua didn't want to see her ass being laid out on the fireplace......

However, at this time, Wu He's expression was quite calm, not at all as angry as when he got up before, and the breath of the whole person seemed quite stable, just like a windless lake, without a trace of waves.

Wu He is the type who is woken up and it is difficult to continue to sleep, unless it is overworked, it is not easy to let him fall asleep again after waking up.

Therefore, Wu He only lay on the bed for a while, and after finding that the previous feeling was gone, he reluctantly climbed out of bed.

With his hearing, although Akua and Kazuma Sato had already suppressed their voices when they argued, it was still a little short of trying to penetrate Goko's ears.

Therefore, he naturally knew the reason why Akua was sitting here in a daze.

Idle is also idle, Wu He also walked over......

Lifting the ears of the white rabbit, Wu He turned around directly and walked out of the gate of the villa......

After walking out of the door, Wu He felt that Akuya behind him didn't seem to follow, and he also tilted his head and said:

"Aren't you going to keep along?"

Seeing this, Akuya woke up like a dream, and hurriedly followed him out.

Kazuma Sato was still bathing in the villa, so Wu He didn't go far, and set up firewood directly in the grass next to the villa.

Since he wanted to barbecue, Wu He naturally couldn't use only a big white rabbit as a material, so he also directly reached out to create a small Pole Devouring Vein Beast similar to a wolf, and then let the other party enter the forest to hunt small prey.

What happened in the process, Sato Kazuma, who came out of the villa to find that Akuya and Wu Core had disappeared, did not know, all he knew was that when he arrived, Wu He and Akua were not in a hurry to eat the sizzling barbecue, but looked in his direction.

"It's too slow for Scrapwood and Chai, and I'm waiting for you now. If you don't come back, I'll just start eating. ”

In this regard, Kazuma Sato naturally returned the color.

"You goddess of waste wood, you're embarrassed to talk about me."

Listening to Kazuma Sato's complaints, Akua showed a bright smile. She reached out and took a roasted rabbit leg from the fire, and then put it in her mouth.

Wu He's cooking skills are actually no better than the chefs in the Adventurer's Guild, but eating the fragrant barbecue in her mouth, Akuya can't help but shed tears of emotion.

Thinking that she is the goddess of water, in charge of the reincarnation of the creatures of the two worlds, what a high qualification!

But after coming to this different world, I inexplicably failed to do anything, and I couldn't do anything, which was just a wretch.

And today, at this moment, Akua finally had an idea completed, although it was just a simple barbecue, but it still brought some tears to his eyes.

Suddenly, Akuya looked at Wu He beside her. It's still too wasteful to waste or something, and the real hero has to be the powerful Wu He.

As soon as she thought of this, Akuya wanted to give Wu He a big hug.

And doing what you think of has always been the tenet of Akusis. Looking at the heroes around her, Akuya didn't hesitate to hit someone with the ball, and there were two balls in the area.

The two snow-white lotus arms, holding Wu He, and the four-dimensional treasure bag on the upper body squeezed Wu He's relatively sturdy body but obviously not fully grown on the body, and opened his mouth to let out a happy cheer.

"Wow! Thank you Wu He! Hezhen and I are so lucky to have met you! ”

As she spoke, tears flowed from the corners of Akuya's eyes again, and she even began to cry loudly while chewing on rabbit meat.

Looking at Akuya, who was crying in his arms, the corners of Wu He's mouth hooked slightly, and he said in his heart:

"This waste goddess sometimes looks like a goddess."

"Poof!"

Wu He's side still praised Akuya in his heart, but there is a saying that some people will never disappoint.

may be the reason why she was too excited, Akuya's legs kept kicking, and at a certain moment, she directly kicked into the bonfire set up by Wu He, and suddenly the fire was all over the sky.

Wu He only felt as if he had seen the intangible cultural heritage program in his previous life - the fire tree and silver flowers never sleep.

The firewood with the flame scattered in all directions, and in an instant, it landed in the surrounding grass and ignited the surrounding weeds.

That's not all, looking at the fire that quickly ignited around him, Akuya was originally very happy, and his face suddenly changed.

She hurriedly jumped off Wu He's body, and then pulled out a magic wand directly from her four-dimensional treasure bag.

The tip of the wand, a blue magic array, continued to burst out, and in an instant, a column of water fell directly from the sky, pouring Wu He, Sato and Shin and Akuya into soup.

Wu He: "......"

Looking at the extinguished fire in front of him, as well as the barbecue materials that he finally got by rubbing wildly against the surrounding ground and rubbing wildly against the surrounding ground, Wu He couldn't help but sigh:

"Sure enough, Akua hasn't disappointed in terms of disappointing."

Sick and cold, the external wind chill is so uncomfortable, it is the wind cold and no sweat, you have to drink some ephedra soup, if you don't sweat all day long, you can also boil and drink some by yourself if you don't sweat all day long, and you can also boil and drink some by yourself if you keep coughing and having a fever

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