Chapter 305: Ahead of Huaxia, Evil Forbidden! 【Ask for a commuter pass】
"With so many sweets, the old mother will definitely be very happy."
Zhou Ruotong bought six cups of milk tea, and went to the cake shop next door to buy a bunch of small cakes and other desserts, not to mention eating them, blood sugar will soar quickly at a glance.
She sat in the passenger seat and said:
"We can't repay anything else, we can only satisfy the appetite of the mother."
The two drove to Qianqiu Lake in the scenic spot, and as soon as they pushed the door and got out of the car, Li Yu's voice sounded in his mind:
"It's just in time, there's a good show to watch."
Fun?
Li Yu asked hesitantly in his heart:
"You're not going to take me to peek into Guiying's boudoir again, are you?"
As soon as I thought of this, I was hit on the head:
"Dare to think like this in front of Tongtong, stinky boy, you owe it to clean up!"
Li Yu: "......"
What kind of logic do you have?
Can you think about it without being in front of her?
However, when it came to Empress Mu's boudoir, Li Yu's mind unconsciously flashed the white and tender feet with red nail polish......
"You still think so, don't you?"
The old mother rewarded her brain meltdown again, and then she talked about the so-called good show:
"Zhang Liao just arrived in the grassland, and happened to meet a group of Huns who were preparing to go south to plunder, and they were leading their men and horses to outflank them at this time."
Damn, it's worthy of Zhang Babai, I just got a fighter plane to the north.
Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong came to the statue and sat down, opened all the milk tea and desserts, and after the mother tasted them one by one, they shared the live picture of the Three Kingdoms World with their son and daughter-in-law.
On the vast grasslands as far as the eye can see, thousands of Huns dressed as aliens rode horses and went straight to the Han settlements in the south, ready to burn and loot.
The grasslands are barren and resources are scarce, and if these alien races want to survive, they must keep moving south, and the rulers of the Central Plains need to constantly defend against the nomads going south.
Suddenly, a drone flew through the sky in the picture, and Zhang Liao's scouts were dispatched.
When there are no drones, it is very difficult to track the Huns in the vast grassland. But with drones, this aspect is much simpler.
The drone can rise a few hundred meters and use altitude and a telephoto lens to lock onto a target.
As long as they can find traces, these alien races who are the troublemakers will not want to escape.
The drone reconnoitred, and soon, Zhang Liao's walkie-talkie came with a scout's report:
"Tell the general, it is a Hun army, about 3,000 people, and the direction of progress is Jiuyuan County, as if it is preparing to plunder."
Jiuyuan?
As soon as he heard that he was going to rob his hometown, Zhang Liao picked up the walkie-talkie, adjusted it to the public channel, and gave an order:
"According to the training formation, surround this group of Huns and annihilate them all...... Remember, don't take prisoners in this battle! ”
The intercom soon heard the responses of the officers of each team.
Nowadays, the grain pressure in the Guanzhong Plain is high, and all the land in Gyeonggi has been changed to the model of canteen and big pot dishes, and almost all the people have invested in the mode of cash-for-work.
One more captive means one more mouth, and it is better to directly eliminate them in exchange for military merits.
Cheng Yu agreed:
"Now that the food is not abundant, it is true that we cannot raise prisoners, but when the grain harvest is bumper next year, we can catch these aliens to build bridges and roads...... Especially the highway that the hussar general said, Cheng was fascinated when he heard it, and he really wanted to go to the real world for a long time. ”
According to the information reported by the scouts, Zhang Liao said while making tactical deployments:
"Mr. Zhongde can talk to Brother Facai first, he is from the real world and is more familiar with it...... Cao Xing and the others inquired about various ecstasy projects whenever they had time, and Mr. Zhongde could also learn about it. ”
Through Sun Facai, almost all of these young officers knew about the existence of Lang Taosha, and they had heard of those various projects.
What ice and fire, chest pushing, mouth explosion, tropical style, jelly roaming, Bobo milk bath, etc., opened the door to a new world for Cao Xing and them, and Sun Facai almost became the spiritual mentor of these young officers.
Cheng Yu said helplessly:
"Cheng also wanted to make friends with Brother Sun Xian, but he always dodged when he saw me, and insisted that his meat was not delicious...... I can't shake off the hat of this man-eating demon king. ”
Seeing this, Li Yu quietly asked in his heart:
"Mom, this guy doesn't have a penchant for cannibalism, right?"
"No, but it's really immoral to use human flesh as military rations, and if you dare to do this, I can't spare him!"
As long as the military rations are sufficient, Cheng Yu will most likely not use his brains.
Zhang Liao's men and horses quickly completed the encirclement, and the group of Huns were obviously panicked, shouting for a counterattack while planning to break through.
But under the surveillance of drones, their movements were clearly observed.
Li Yugang wanted to watch the battle scene of the ancient cavalry up close, but the old mother who was in charge of the live broadcast suddenly raised the camera to the sky and did not stop until it was above the clouds.
"It's looking good, Mom, what are you doing here?"
As soon as Li Yu's words fell, the picture in his mind turned, and above the clouds in the distance, there was a huge phantom figure who couldn't see his appearance clearly, and his clothes were eye-catching alien clothes.
Niangniang's voice sounded in her head:
"This is a projection of the Immortal Heaven, an evil cult that was actually worshipped as a god by the grassland people."
In my day, the other party didn't talk about martial arts, and he actually dispatched immortals.
Is this a preparation for the imposition of intervention in a war on the ground?
"What about the immortals on our side? Where did the death go? Why don't you take the lead? ”
Li Yuzheng was puzzled, the picture turned 180 degrees, and a long-bearded man in a gorgeous Taoist robe stood quietly above the clouds, facing the phantom of the Immortal Heaven.
Niangniang introduced:
"He is Zhang Daoling, who was meditating in the cave just now, noticed the actions of the Immortal Heaven, and hurriedly went down to the earth."
The Han Dynasty was divided, and the artifact was covered with dust, which gave birth to the idea of getting involved in the Central Plains of the gods of different races, but as soon as he made a move, the Heavenly Master Zhang Daoling made a gorgeous appearance.
Don't look at Lao Zhang, who is only responsible for chores in Niangniang's cave mansion, but after all, he is a heavenly master who came out of the human race, and it is more than enough to deal with Changshengtian.
Li Yu originally wanted to see the cavalry battle, but he didn't expect that there were immortals confronting each other in the sky above this small encirclement battle.
He took a big sip of the milk tea that honored his old mother:
"If the gods fight, will it affect the world?"
"No, your people only care about tossing in the grassland, and I will deal with the affairs of the immortals."
As soon as Niangniang's words fell, a bald monk with a golden light suddenly appeared beside Zhang Daoling:
"Brother Dao, do you need help?"
"No, it's just a phantom...... There will be a large number of souls entering the underworld in the future, and you guys will have no problem there, right? ”
"Brother Dao, don't worry, no matter how many souls you have, you can purify it properly."
Listening to the conversation between the two, Li Yu asked suspiciously:
"Who is this monk?"
"Duobao's apprentice, Jizo! He was squeezed out by Cihang Fuxian Randen and others, and took the initiative to help Houtu Town guard the underworld and get close to the human race, so there are many temples in the world. ”
Damn, Jizo King Bodhisattva!
I didn't expect that the temple was full of incense, and the King Bodhisattva was actually a bald man in a white monk's robe.
After the Jizo King appeared, the phantom of the Immortal Heaven flashed and disappeared.
Zhang Tianshi swept the dust, and on the endless high sky, a huge stone tablet suddenly fell, carved with eight intricate characters, but for some reason, Li Yu could actually read it:
"Ahead of China, evil is forbidden!"
Well, the Chinese immortals are immortals, and the immortals of different races are evil, yes, this is very Chinese national characteristics.
The stele landed steadily where Changshengtian had just stood.
Jizo floated over, raised his hand and stroked the stone tablet, and the big characters immediately turned golden.
娘娘 says:
"In the future, every time your ground troops push forward, this monument will automatically move one step forward, and how much territory they can occupy depends on the efforts of the human world."
Good guys, can you do this?
King Jizo added gold to the words on the stone tablet and bowed:
"Meet Niangniang, Hou Tu Niang Niang asked the little monk to say hello to you, if he needs the help of the underworld in the future, please also ask the mother to order, and the underworld will obey the order!"
Soon, a yellow clay puppet fell from the sky:
"This thing can make Houtu leave the underworld for a short time, so it must be handed over to her."
Jizo took it with both hands and saluted again:
"The little monk obeys the order!"
The dignified King Bodhisattva of the Earth is just a little monk on the old mother's side, and his high age is really beneficial...... Hiss, it hurts, it hurts, don't fight, don't fight!
Jizo didn't stay long, and disappeared into the clouds with the yellow clay doll in his hand.
Zhang Daoling looked down at the Han cavalry who were fighting, and couldn't help but admire:
"This general is young, tens of thousands of cavalry are like fingers in his hands, the end of the Han Dynasty is really an era of talented generals...... Go down the trail and take a look, and ask for the grace of the mother. ”
"Go, your grandson is doing well, and after a hundred years, you can enter the old mother temple of Lishan to enjoy the incense."
When Zhang Daoling heard this, he hurriedly bowed and saluted:
"Thank you, Niang!"
Being able to enjoy incense with Lishan's mother is a pure merit, without any calamity or calamity, and it is even happier than obtaining the divine position.
After Zhang Daoling's figure disappeared, the picture flashed, and the Hun cavalry had been cut and surrounded, and only stubborn resistance was left at this time.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Li Yu asked:
"Isn't the underworld in charge of the Ten Palaces of Yama? Why is Hou Tu Niang also there? ”
"The system is different, the underworld has always been the territory of Houtu, but later the six reincarnations and the ten halls of Yama were added to share her work, but Houtu is still the master of the underworld."
After being surrounded and divided, some of the Huns surrendered, some begged for mercy, and some tried to exchange their lives for their lives, but Zhang Liao, the master of Duanshui, treated them all equally, and none was left.
After the battle, start cleaning the battlefield.
The Huns' swords, horses, armor, rations, and so on were all collected.
After the counting, nearly 3,000 war horses were harvested, and Zhang Liao was directly charged to the army, and a part of the light cavalry responsible for rapid attacks became a configuration of one person and two horses.
While the army was resting, the energetic Cheng Yu led a team of men and began to fiddle with Jingguan.
The old mother was worried about scaring her baby son and gentle and considerate daughter-in-law, so she directly canceled the broadcast.
Li Yu took another sip of milk tea:
"They go deep into the hinterland of the grassland, will they be targeted by the Immortal Heaven?"
"As long as the immortals of the alien race dare to make a move on mortals, it is tantamount to self-destruction."
After chatting for a while, the young couple said goodbye to their old mother and drove back to the homestay.
As soon as he arrived at the study, Zhou Ruotong sat in front of the computer and checked the information of King Jizo, while Li Yu went to the kitchen and made two glasses of watermelon juice, adding some crushed ice by the way.
He came to the study with it, saw what Zhou Ruotong was checking, and said with a smile:
"There will be some discrepancies between these settings on the Internet and real myths, why don't I let Lu Zhishen sort out a copy?"
said that he asked Master Lu to sort it out, but in fact, he asked Elder Zhizhen for a copy, after all, as an earth immortal, Elder Zhizhen should be very familiar with these materials.
周若桐 says:
"I think there is a saying on the Internet that Rulai originally planned to set the king of Jizo as his successor, but he was resisted, and Jizo also hid in the underworld, claiming that hell is not empty and vows not to be a Buddha, so he was lucky to survive, and I don't know if it's true or not."
It's hard to say, after all, if you come to it, it's going to be elevated, and it's normal for Jizo to hide in the underworld.
However, although Jizo is only a bodhisattva, his strength is not inferior to that of any true Buddha, so if he really wants to launch a madness, there are really not many Buddhas who can suppress him.
While chatting, Lu Bu came to the study:
"Brother Xian, Zhang Lu said that there was a great victory in the grassland, but is there such a thing?"
Li Yu said the broadcast he just saw:
"More than 3,000 people have been killed, nearly 3,000 horses have been seized, and it is estimated that after resting, they will go deep into the grasslands to find a gathering point for herders."
Upon hearing this, Lu Bu was overjoyed:
"I'm worried that they will run away, who knows that they have just entered the grassland and have made such a gain, which is gratifying...... I didn't expect that my master would be able to broadcast those pictures, and if there are people who take the risk to receive rewards in the future, they can let Master decide. ”
Huh? That's really the way to do it.
In the past, it was not a good idea to count the merits of war, either to escort prisoners or to accumulate heads, for cavalrymen who traveled long distances.
In particular, taking captives with them not only increases the burden of food, but also reduces mobility.
If there is a mother's attention, it is clear who kills more people and who kills fewer people, if someone reports more, immediately go back to the time to check.
In the future, it should be good for the old mother to be more involved in this kind of thing, and it should be good for seizing the power of war.
Even when rewarding meritorious deeds, you can also move out the statue of Niangniang, which can not only be a witness, but also deepen the cause and effect of the war in Niangniang.
After talking about the grand occasion on Zhang Liao's side, Li Yu talked about the confrontation at the immortal level again.
When Lu Bu heard this, he said as if he had an understanding:
"No wonder Zhang Lu, the old boy, was eating hot pot with us, and suddenly fell asleep on the table, and when he woke up, he was very excited, and he had to pay out of his own pocket to build the palace of the old mother of Lishan, and he couldn't stop it."
Suddenly dreamed by his grandfather, was rewarded by his mother, and promised to enter the old mother temple of Lishan to enjoy the incense after a hundred years.
After Lu Bu finished talking about this, he mentioned the installation progress of the hydropower station:
"The bottom facilities have been paved, and Cai Yan's sister has a clearer understanding of architecture, and she also asked her brother to copy some more videos on architecture to consolidate her knowledge."
This is no problem, it just so happens that there are a lot of popular science videos in the construction industry, so you can download more.
When the two were chatting, Zhou Ruotong came to room 201 and dragged two suitcases, one large and one small:
"Give the small one to Cai Yan, it is full of some underwear and sunscreen, suitable for her to use outdoors...... The big ones are for your family. ”
When Lu Bu heard this, he quickly got up and saluted:
"Thank you, brother and sister!"
The master mother is really bright, she buys things at every turn, and she uses a big box every time, which is really polite.
After Lu Bu thanked him, he talked about his daughter:
"Since the last time she wore the dragon robe, she has fallen in love with men's clothing, and she secretly tied her hair up and dressed up as a man to play outside, which is really getting more and more naughty."
In the past, he was always worried about his daughter's introversion, but now that his daughter is extroverted, she is even more worried.
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"Didn't Matthew read to Liu Xie in the palace? Let my eldest niece go too, maybe I can learn some statecraft with me. ”
In ancient times, there was a love story between Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, I don't know if Lu Lingqi's little pot friend dressed as a man can develop into a pair with Xiao Liu Xie.
Just don't reproduce the demeanor of Empress Lu, which almost made the whole Han almost turmoil.
Hearing this proposal, Lu Bu scratched his head:
"You can try, but you have to discuss it with your sister-in-law first, lest she be sad and wipe her tears, and you have to rack your brains to make her happy for her brother."
Li Yu asked:
"How is Sun Facai now?"
"It's good, as soon as the inflatable pool you bought last time arrived, you immediately took everyone to open a swimming trunk party, and got a lot of beer, and even the little emperor was wearing swimming trunks and fluttering in it for a while."
Good guy, I thought that this thing was going to inflatable the pool to flirt with Cai Yan, but I didn't expect to pull the brothers to have a water fight for the first time, and even Liu Xie was pulled into the water.
If it continues like this, Liu Chan's name will fall on Sun Facai.
But that's fine, people who are greedy for pleasure don't have any great ambitions, and they can generally have a good ending, but those who work hard to make a career mad often have a very bleak old age.
After saying this, Lu Bu talked about the movements of the courtiers again:
"There are more and more dock forts uprooted by Zhu Jun, and the families have also begun to talk about it, and it is estimated that the policy of exchanging land for dock forts will be introduced soon."
Li Yu explained:
"Keep an eye on the courtiers' private contacts, and don't let them make any big moves."
"Virtuous brother rest assured, Feng Xiao is worried about it, almost every official with a thousand stones, there are people he arranged to enter, this guy is born to do this, while inviting people to eat and drink and talk, while sneaking into people's homes to stuff people's hands, if it is announced, those courtiers can tear him apart."
In the original book, Guo Jia's school office was specialized in intelligence, but now it is just a combination of real-world intelligence work and a little deeper.
How to do it should be clear to him.
"How is Xun Yu doing?"
"In terms of internal affairs, he put forward a lot of fruitful suggestions, and also dismissed some officials who were in his position but did not seek political affairs, several members of the Xun family are very powerful, Xun Chen has rushed to Wuguan, ready to have a good relationship with Xu Huang, and prepare for the capture of Wancheng."
Xun You is planning Hedong, Xun Chen is planning Wancheng to point to Jingzhou, turn around and free your hands, it is time to use Hanzhong as a springboard to slowly try to Yizhou.
First occupy these territories, and then stabilize the situation in Xiliang, and after a few years of recuperation, there is no need to attack the Central Plains, and the people of the Central Plains will automatically run to Guanzhong.
While chatting, Mu Guiying walked into the study with a humming "Mu Guiying in Charge", and announced as soon as she entered the door:
"The four princes left Mukezhai today and returned to Western Xia to prepare to seize power...... They said that when he led the Western Xia to surrender to Mukezhai, should I wear a black dragon robe or a yellow dragon robe? It's embarrassing! ”
Li Yu: "......"
Shouldn't you be worried that he will leave Mu Kezhai and run away without believing his words?
Isn't it too early to think about surrender now?
(End of chapter)