Chapter 306: Mom, Why don't we kill Randen? 【Ask for a commuter pass】
Zhou Ruotong smiled and handed the watermelon juice on the table to Mu Guiying:
"You can wear whatever color you like, don't worry about it."
"Xiao Fengyang said that the color of the dragon robe should correspond to the five virtues, and it should not be worn indiscriminately."
The saying of the five virtues has a long history, the Qin Dynasty advocated water virtue, so the dragon robe is black, the Han Dynasty was first water virtue, and later changed to fire virtue, so the Han Dynasty is also known as Yan Han, and the dragon robe is also dark color mixed with red.
In the Sui and Tang dynasties, advocating soil virtue, the dragon robe became bright yellow.
The Song Dynasty advocated fire virtue, so the official family's Tianzi clothing was changed to red.
Li Yu felt that the direction Mu Guiying was worried about was always very strange, and he began to worry about the color of the dragon robe without a glance, can you consider some practical problems?
Or Zhou Ruotong has a way:
"The saint can change the heaven and the earth, whatever color you like, let the mother change what kind of heaven and earth, how simple!"
Mu Guiying's eyes lit up:
"Yes, that's a good idea!"
The big thing has been decided, this girl took two sips of cold watermelon juice, and talked about the equipment that the four princes took away when they left:
"I brought a bunch of books, a large-capacity outdoor power supply, a set of solar panels, a newbie gift bag, and a hundred pounds of gunpowder, and he promised to send me some oil as soon as possible."
Good guy, give so many things, aren't you afraid that he will turn back?
Li Yu asked:
"How can you guarantee his loyalty?"
"It's very simple, he swore a poisonous oath in front of the statue of his master, and once he violated it, he would suffer from a thousand cuts, and the entire Western Xia royal family would not die well."
The second half of this oath is obviously revenge on the family.
This guy won't take the opportunity to find a way to fulfill his oath and then drag the entire Western Xia royal family to hell, right?
If this is the case, it can be regarded as "a family should be neat and tidy" in the physical sense.
Lu Bu said with a smile:
"Dare to swear a poisonous oath in front of the master, the senior sister is stable...... No, it shouldn't be called Senior Sister, but Senior Sister Your Majesty, to have a senior sister who is the emperor, Lu is really fortunate to have three lives! ”
Mu Guiying laughed:
"Senior brother, no matter how much you boast, two thousand grassland horses can't be less! We never do loss-making business, and you are no exception! ”
"Senior sister, you can see what you say, Zhang Liao has just captured three thousand war horses, and he plans to give them all to Mu Kezhai...... You're so businesslike, it's very difficult for us, so it's still two thousand horses. ”
As soon as he heard that there were 3,000 horses, the lord of Mu Zhai immediately changed his words:
"I'll just say that my junior brother is handsome again today, and when I turn around and catch Queen Xiao of Da Liao, if my posture is passable, I will give it to my junior brother as a bed warmer."
When Lu Bu heard this, he quickly refused:
"No, no, no, I'm not a secret, I don't forget my age......"
The pair of sisters and brothers blew a wave of rainbow farts on each other without face or skin, and Lu Bu also promised to help Mu Guiying bring Sun Shangxiang over:
"Now that Xuande is no longer in the Three Kingdoms World, Sun Shangxiang may be lonely in the future, so it is better to send it directly to Mu Kezhai, and save himself from staying in his mother's house and being disliked."
In fact, I thought about sending Sun Shangxiang to Qilin Village before, but now this famous bow-waisted Ji in history is at most two or three years old, or even younger, and by the time she reaches adulthood, Xuande is already sixty years old, and it doesn't match at all.
So let's go to Mukezhai and be a feminist.
Anyway, with a lady taking care of her, wouldn't it be beautiful to turn around and be a female general in the southern and northern wars?
Mu Guiying says:
"You can bring it over early, six or seven years old or eight or nine years old, I have to accumulate experience in taking care of children, in case I take little Nezha in the future, what can I do if I don't have experience?"
Why don't you still have a heart for Nezha's thief?
Li Yu didn't care about this girl's crazy words, but looked at Zhou Ruotong and asked:
"What do you want to eat at night?"
"Everything...... Gui Ying, what do you want to eat? Meet your requirements. ”
Zhou Ruotong likes Mu Guiying like pistachios, and with her, there will be no troubles.
As soon as she heard that she could decide what to eat for dinner, Mu Guiying was energized:
"Hand grasp the mutton, two days ago someone passed by with a large group of grassland sheep, said that it was sent to the Pan family in the capital, and thought it was the Pan family, but I didn't expect it to be Pan Renmei, I immediately took someone to rob it, and I will go back and pick up two peeled ones later, and let's taste the taste of fresh grassland sheep together."
Pan Renmei?
Isn't this the number one villain in "Romance of the Yang Family"?
What Yang Linggong Yang Qilang was killed by this goods, but I didn't expect that someone on the grassland would send him sheep, so this hand-grabbed mutton has to be tasted.
Lu Bu originally planned to go back, but when he heard that there was something delicious, he hurriedly sent two boxes over, and pretended to bring two carps of ten catties.
"Senior sister has two sheep, then I will match two fish and make up a fresh word!"
As soon as he brought the two fish into the kitchen, Mu Guiying sent two peeled whole sheep, which were about one year old and most suitable for hand-caught mutton.
Li Yu soaked the sheep in water to wash off the wool on the surface.
Then chop into large pieces, put them in water and start cooking.
Then the scales of the two fish are scraped, the internal organs are removed, the black membrane in the abdominal cavity is washed off, and the green onion and ginger are pickled.
Taking advantage of this time, he washed the fish scales several times, controlled the water, sprinkled dry starch and condiments, mixed well, let the fish scales be covered with starch, and then put them in the oil pan to fry them.
Soon, a delicious crispy fish scale dish is ready.
Mu Guiying tasted it, and immediately filled a small basin, returned to Mu Ke Village, first gave Xiao Fengyang a bowl, and then gave the rest to Niangniang.
Roar, it's another day to be a good apprentice!
When the mutton was cooked, the two fish were also made into braised big carp and spicy big carp by Li Yu, and the two fish were paired with two pots of mutton, and today's dinner was delicious and solid.
Just as the meal was about to start, Li Shimin, Yue Fei, Qin Qiong and Zishou all came.
"Come, come, eat, eat!"
Li Yu put some leek sauce on the plate, and added a little green chili sauce and put it in front of Professor Zhou.
The lamb cooked just right is dipped in leek sauce, and you can't get enough of it!
Zishou took a bite and fell in love with this sauce:
"Yes, yes, it's delicious, can you buy me a few boxes?"
Qin Qiong, who was on the way to Chang'an, also said that she wanted some, and when she arrived in Chang'an, she would meet heroes from all walks of life, and when the time came, please have a meal of hand-grabbed mutton, it's not too beautiful!
李裕 says:
"No problem, I'll buy more leek sauce on the Internet when I go back, this thing is suitable for eating with meat, appetizing and greasy."
Qin Qiong ate mutton and talked about what she had seen along the way:
"Bandits are everywhere, and there are people stationed on almost every mountain, fortunately, Brother Xie Xian gave me his green forest token when he left, otherwise it would be really not easy to go to Chang'an safely."
In the original work, Qin Qiong was able to swagger to Chang'an with gifts, because he had the face of Shan Xiongxin, and he met Wang Bodang and Xie Yingdeng halfway through.
But now that Wang Bodang is far away in Taiyuan as the king of the mountain, Xie Yingdeng and Shan Xiongxin have gone to the Water Margin to say that Yue World, the bond between Qin Qiong and Green Forest is not as deep as in the original book.
If Xie Yingdeng hadn't thought of this and gave his token to Second Brother Qin in advance, there wouldn't have been many twists and turns along the way.
Knowing that the mutton eaten today was to rob Pan Renmei, Qin Qiong asked:
"The Pan family is flying in the capital, what if they send someone to crusade against Mu Kezhai?"
In this regard, Mu Guiying didn't care at all:
"Then even leave me all the people and equipment, and when I meet Pan Renmei in the future, I have to say thank you."
Good guy, you think of them as transport captains, don't you?
As a native of the Song Dynasty, Yue Fei carefully analyzed:
"At the moment, the Pan family will not be good, the more traitors like this, the more they know how to forbear, and when they seize the opportunity, they will hold back a big move...... Therefore, Marshal Mu cannot be taken lightly and has to be guarded. ”
"Don't worry, Xiao Feifei, we plan to build more than ten turrets on the territory of Mukezhai, with a masonry and concrete structure, built-in cannons, and a beacon tower on the top, which can lookout, shoot, fly drones, and communicate to ensure that Mukezhai is solid and foolproof."
As long as a signal comes from one of the turrets, the men and horses of Mu Kezhai can quickly kill them.
Relying on artillery explosives, not to mention the total annihilation of the invading enemy, at least it can inflict heavy damage on the opponent.
Lu Bu said warmly:
"Don't throw away the confiscated armor and weapons, if you get it to our Three Kingdoms World, it's all a good thing."
"Don't worry, junior brother, keep it for you, as long as there are war horses, these are not a problem."
Now Mu Kezhai still needs war horses, and when Mu Kezhai opens up the joints with the grassland and Western Xia, there will be a steady stream of war horses, and when Lu Bu wants to change his armor and weapons, he can only rely on the output of talents.
As she was talking, Mu Guiying found that Li Shimin had a braided red rope tied around his wrist, and immediately sensed that something was wrong as if Conan was possessed:
"Little brat, what's on your wrist?"
Li Shimin hurriedly rolled down his sleeves, and when he saw that everyone was looking over, he said with some embarrassment:
"Two days ago, the kid went to visit the eldest grandson's house with some food, and the eldest grandson stuffed it into me, and he didn't let me take it off, and I had to wear it even for a bath."
Li Yu: ????????
You haven't spoken since you entered the door, just waiting to sprinkle this handful of dog food, right?
A ten-year-old child, not to mention studying hard, actually learning to fall in love with adults, if he turns back and is trapped by love and borrows alcohol to kill his sorrows, he must not be sent to the pediatric rescue?
周若桐 says:
"Don't leave your studies behind, by the way, observe to see if the eldest grandson Wujian has asthma, if so, we will buy you some medicine here and bring it over."
"Thank you, my wife, the kid promises not to delay his studies!"
After everyone finished talking, Zishou talked about the world of gods:
"That Qiongxiao is so annoying, he deliberately blocked the solar panels for two days in a row, resulting in a serious drop in power generation, and the Taishi didn't listen to what he said."
Is it so naughty?
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"You can think of individual ways to get her attention, such as playing games under her clouds, deliberately turning up the sound, and she will definitely be fooled."
Although Sanxiao is already a Da Luo Jin Immortal, he has never seen an item from modern society, and once he takes it out, it will definitely attract their attention.
Especially Qiong Xiao, she is very arrogant in the original book, as long as she is trained to be an Internet addict girl, not to mention solar panels, she can even have several more top combat powers.
Well, as long as Qiongxiao ends, Bi Xiaoyunxiao will definitely not stay out of the matter, and the righteous brother of the three, Zhao Gongming, will definitely end up.
A game console deceives four masters, is there a better deal than this?
After listening to this strategy, Li Shimin asked unscrupulously:
"Sir, why are you so professional at coaxing girls?"
Li Yu: "......"
Child, don't leave after school for a while, open a small stove for the teacher!
Zhou Ruotong looked at this guy with interest:
"Shimin is right, why are you so professional?"
"It's all theoretical knowledge learned online, and I haven't practiced it...... Eat and eat, this fish is very tender today, and the braised heat is also very good, try it. ”
Lu Bu hurriedly echoed:
"Yes, yes, this fish is very good, the meat is the meat to the thorns, it is super delicious."
Damn, why do you play this round and it sounds so much like arch fire?
Zhou Ruotong likes to see Li's deflated appearance, but after all, the students are here, so she has to save face for the stinky guy, she said with a smile:
"There is also a brand-new handheld computer in the study, Zishou should bring it over, if Qiong Xiao wants to play, teach her."
"Thank you, Master!"
Pull Sanxiao into your own camp, not to mention anything else, at least you can bask in the sun anytime and anywhere during the day in the future, and the solar panels can also be open to generate electricity.
Well, this is a typical low investment, high return, and you can't miss it!
After the meal, Zishou took the lead in going back with half a basin of leftover mutton and the brand-new handheld computer in the study, planning to use the game console to make a nest and fish Qiongxiao.
Li Shimin wanted to play here for a while, but Li Yu stuffed a whole set of test papers for the first year of junior high school, and his mouth pouted, and he almost cried.
This is the price of ridiculing the teacher!
Yue Fei talked about the changes in Qilin Village, the people from the Intelligence Department had been fully scattered to Hebei, and Ma Ling, the god colt who had just joined in, also followed the Intelligence Department and became the leading party.
This general of the comprehensive COS Nezha will become Liu Bei's correspondent in the future, specializing in remote communication.
As for Gongsun Sheng, although flying around is more time-saving, this kind of nuclear weapon is too wasteful to send letters, and it is better to use it as little as possible for unimportant things.
And he just finished watching "Water Margin" recently, and he was about to leave for Mangdang Mountain to invite Fan Rui and the three of them to join Qilin Village, and bring the masters over in advance.
"There is already a prototype on the cottage side, and Senior Brother Shi is leading people to make traps to raise the security level...... The ordnance procured from the Daimyo's Mansion was also shipped, and everyone felt that this procurement was a good deal, and they planned to increase their procurement. ”
Artificial gemstones, artificial crystals, artificial diamonds and other items that are worthless in modern society have become treasures that can replace a large number of ordnance in ancient times, and this transaction is indeed a good deal.
After Yue Fei left, Li Yu looked through Ma Ling's information again, and felt that this guy was really similar to Nezha, not only with Hot Wheels, but also with gold bricks specially used to knock stuffy sticks.
Looking back at Ma Ling's gold bricks, if there is still room for upgrading, give him a transformation, or let Wen Zhong carve some formations on them to increase the lethality.
was watching, Zhou Ruotong walked in, and when he saw Li Yu busy with business, he couldn't help but kiss this guy:
"Gui Ying and I went to the supermarket in the city, and we will come back tomorrow morning, do you have anything to buy?"
"No, there's nothing missing here."
Li Yu turned the computer chair and hugged Professor Zhou's long legs, his head was right against Professor Zhou's chest, he wanted to rub it to say goodbye, but he was worried that he would be beaten.
"Okay, next time there is no one, I'll let you hug it, let's go, by the way, wholesale some fruit, let a few people from the world take it back and try it."
"Thank you for your hard work, daughter-in-law."
After Professor Zhou left, Li Yu sat in front of the computer and continued to organize the information about the world in the book.
At nine o'clock in the evening, he went downstairs to patrol around, chatted with the guests who took pictures of the night scene for a while, and instructed them on the skills of shooting the starry sky.
Li Yu hurriedly greeted him:
"Why are you here now, is something going on?"
Zishou said with palpitations:
"Just now, that illusory figure appeared in my dream again, saying that if I insist on going my own way, the end will be very miserable, and I also stuffed the tragic death of Yin Hong and Yinjiao into my mind."
Hearing this, Li Yu led him in the direction of the scenic spot:
"Take advantage of your clear memory, hurry up and let the mother see who is making trouble."
Zishou is still a little flustered:
"Sir, can we really change the plot of the gods?"
"You have no other choice, unless you want to follow the old path of the original plot and become a person who brings disaster to the country and the people, and betrays his relatives."
As soon as he heard this, Zishou's mood eased a lot.
As soon as she walked into the sensing range of the statue, Niangniang took the initiative to say:
"There are traces of the appearance of the saint in Zishou's dream, let him continue to recall, I will calculate."
Li Yu relayed this to Zishou, and soon there was a result:
"Sure enough, it's Zhun Ti, he seems to be mixed up with the burning lamp, these two people should have other plans."
Burning the lamp likes to rely on the old and sell the old in the teaching, the utilitarian sense is relatively strong, and he also got himself the title of deputy sect leader, after the backdoor listing of Duobao, the lamp became an ancient Buddha, and his status was transcendent.
Li Yu asked:
"Doesn't he want to mess with the teachings this time? Why did you get mixed up with Zhun Ti? ”
"It's normal, I saw the hope of sanctification with the lamp, as long as I replaced Duobao to become the Buddha, and then I took precautions against mosquito people and guarded the twelve-grade lotus platform, it was possible to cross the threshold."
Whether it is with the exposition of the religion or the Western teaching, it is a part-time job, but as long as it is operated properly, it becomes the leader of Buddhism, supported by a complete twelve-grade lotus platform, plus the blessings of the four Dharma bodies, and the golden body is full, maybe you can jump from the peak Daluo Golden Immortal to a saint.
At that time, there were hundreds of millions of Buddhist believers supporting him, and even Niangniang couldn't help him.
Damn, this old Deng is quite good at planning!
Li Yu thought that now that Dinghaizhu had returned to Zhao Gongming's hands again, it was the time when the lamp was the weakest, and a thought suddenly popped up in his heart:
"Mom, why don't we kill Randen now!"
This proposal made the mother a little unresponsive:
"Killed? The list of gods has not come out, and the killing is also a vain killing. ”
Li Yu smiled and said:
"If you kill him now, you will be a hundred, you will not be an immortal, and you will not be able to reincarnate, and the aura on your body will return to heaven and earth, completely dissipating into nothingness."
Is this still the stupid son who doesn't even dare to look at the floating corpse...... Niangniang didn't expect this timid guy to come up with ideas that were bolder than the other.
Last time, I was going to calculate Zhun Ti, but this time I planned to kill the lamp again.
However, the list of gods has not yet come out, and everyone should feel that they will not be able to do it, if they really get rid of the burning lamp at this time, maybe they can really succeed!
Thinking of this, Niangniang said:
"Come to my statue, let's sum it up!"
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Today's 10,000 words have been completed, ask for a monthly pass, brothers!
(End of chapter)