In the morning, when I was about to buy a ticket at Jingxi Bus Station, a fat man who was fatter than Dr. Tang entered the ticket hall and shouted: "Have you gone to Taohuatan?" Just drop by and go. ”

I asked, "How much is a person?"

The fat man said, "You sit on a minibus for 5 yuan, and we are a sedan for 10 yuan a person, fast and comfortable."

I looked at the master, and the master said, "Let's go, get home early."

It's an old Santana with the words Coach Sprayed with Oil on the door.

As soon as he got into the car, he didn't sit down firmly, and the fat man kicked the accelerator, and the car rushed out.

I yelled, "Master, slow down, you're scary."

The fat man laughed: "Don't worry, I am the driver's master, the coach for more than ten years, and they have been driving steadily with my eyes closed."

I hurriedly said, "Master, you still have to keep your eyes open, you dare to open it, we don't dare to sit anymore."

The fat man is just a chatter, driving with one hand, holding a huge kettle in the other, and drinking water constantly.

The coach car is the coach car, which is estimated to be made for the students, and it has become a broken car with mottled paint.

The seat cover of the cab is so dirty that you can't see the true color clearly, and the smell in the car is tangy! There is both the smell of smoke and the sour smell of sweat.

I asked, "You are the instructor of the driving school, how did you get to Taohuatan?"

The fat man said: "According to an acquaintance, there are three people in the Hucun Reservoir Management Committee who want to learn to drive, so I'll go and see it."

I asked, "Learning to drive?" How to learn? ”

The fat man said, "How to learn?" You pay and I'll teach you, it's as simple as that. ”

I said, "How much?"

The fat man said: "It's 1200 in the driving school, and I'm 1800 here, why?" Because I am a door-to-door service, I come to pick up every day, I don't have to live in a driving school, and I also save accommodation and living expenses. ”

I said, "This 1800 is not cheap, the average person's salary for a year."

The fat man smiled: "I learned to drive, and when the accelerator sounded, it was ten thousand taels of gold." Learning C is to drive a car, of course, there are units of people to learn, or why do you learn to learn? Can private individuals afford a car? ”

I asked, "How long will it take?"

The fat man smiled mysteriously: "At least three months off in the driving school, I have to take two months off."

I asked curiously, "Why?" What are you capable of? ”

The fat man smiled even more mysteriously, and raised a meaty finger to point to the sky: "It's not that I have great ability and good skills, it's that there are people above and someone who is easy to do, you should always know this, right?"

I asked, "Why is there anybody?" Can you take the test without practicing at a driving school? ”

The fat man patted the steering wheel with both hands, and the car he photographed couldn't stand it and twisted a few times: "Let me tell you directly, my brother-in-law, the DMV, this." He cocked his thumb and shook it twice.

"Even if you can't read, I can find someone to take the theory test on my behalf."

Along the way, the fat man introduced us to the inside story of the driver's license test, where the water is very deep and there are many famous halls.

For example, when you go to a driving school, there are many students, there are few opportunities to practice driving, and the instructor is very good, taking people's red envelopes and watching people cook.

Students who "can't come to things" are destined to "not survive", and they can't pass the second subject after practicing for more than a year.

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

If you are not afraid of explicit rules, you are afraid of unspoken rules, and you can't say anything about your suffering!

Both of them are instructors and are registered in a driving school.

Students can find it by themselves, the relationship is hung in the driving school, to put it bluntly, this is the smallest scale, as small as only one and a half people, why is it a half person, it is a mom-and-pop shop.

Because the fat man is the head coach, his wife is the boss and a single coach, and she has not hired another coach, and she has to take care of her family.

The implementation is a typical "flat management" model, removing the intermediate links to make the difference, and the boss directly faces the students to ensure that there will be no bad things such as eating and taking cards, filling private pockets, and growing branches outside the festival.

In addition, both the boss and the students hope that the teaching will be smooth, fast and good, and that "win-win cooperation will have no losers".

I think it's a good choice to know: door-to-door service, no need to live in a driving school, free time.

What's more convenient is to come to Taohuatan every day to pick up people, this is a once-in-a-century opportunity, so tempting!

The second is small class teaching, and there are many opportunities to practice driving.

The third is that the relationship between the boss is hard, and he can quickly get a photo.

I was overwhelmed by the fat man's sky, blowing the brain fever, the whole body was in turmoil, and I felt that this was a big opportunity in front of me that would be cheap, and if I didn't seize it, I couldn't miss the opportunity, and the loss would not come again.

I asked the fat man, "Do you still have a spot?"

The fat man said, "Why do you want to learn?" There happens to be another one, and coincidentally, the three of them add you to exactly one class. ”

I discussed with the master in a low voice: "Master, I want to learn, you think, we still have so many things to move next year, it's not safe to shout at people, it's easy to have an accident after three days and two days."

"I can drive myself and pull whenever I want, no problem in the middle of the night."

The master may have been shocked by my innovation or whimsical again, and this is a problem that is both realistic and must be faced.

The master touched his beard: "Then learn, you ask the boss if he wants to accept you."

The fat man laughed in front: "Hahaha, you are worth this car, right?" You don't need to pay the fare, you just pay the tuition.

"Tomorrow with your ID card, you can sign up, take a photo, have a physical examination or something, just go through a form."

At this time, I remembered that I had lost my ID card, and I said, "I still need to reissue my ID card, can I sign up?"

The fat man waved his hand: "It's okay, do you remember the ID number?" I don't remember to write one casually, and then reissue it and send it over, and I'll re-register it for you. ”

At that time, there were no computers, no Internet access, and all handwritten registrations.

It's so good, my service to the fat man, it's almost on my knees: is there anyone more bullish than this? Is there still a coach like you?

What's even better than the fat man is his driving skills.

More than 40 kilometers of driving, usually take a large and medium-sized bus for more than an hour, he just turned to Taohuatan in less than 40 minutes.

The master is okay, he is a little pale when he sits in the co-pilot.

I sat in the back seat and was shaken like an egg, and as soon as the car door opened, I squatted on the ground and retched.

The fat man had already swooped away with one foot on the accelerator, and his words were still floating in the air: "You live here?" I'll be back for you in the afternoon. ”

The master looked at the cloud of dust that had been kicked up. He asked me with a melancholy face. Are you really sure you can learn to drive with him?

I gritted my teeth and stood up. Still nodded.

It's less than 1:00. The fat man's car was parked right in front of his house. He said he would pick us up tomorrow morning to sign up. Those three are publicly-funded school buses.

I'll just piggyback on it, and the gas money will be free, and they will pay 300 yuan a person, so don't pay it personally anyway.

The next morning he came early. Eight o'clock arrived. There were already three people in the car. A fat man exactly the same size as him came to the co-pilot in a car.

In the back row, a middle-aged man who looks like Guo Kaimin in "Lushan Love" and a small and delicate girl with light makeup.

I smiled and nodded at them.

They seemed to have some disdain for me. I know it's a sense of superiority in my bones. There is a world of difference between units and rural youth.

The little girl asked me to sit in the middle, and she said that he had to lean against the window for motion sickness.