There was nothing to say all the way, only the fat coach talked and laughed alone, and we all laughed a few times appropriately in response to the situation.

When I arrived at the driving school, I paid 1,800 yuan to the boss (they paid it uniformly), took the form to fill in the information, took photos, and arranged a physical examination.

In less than five minutes before and after the physical examination, they all passed.

I sat in the hall for more than an hour and met the legendary proprietress of the house.

The proprietress is just the opposite of the fat man, with a slender figure, red phoenix eyes, hanging eyebrows, big and small, walking with surging chests.

Wearing an open-necked plush cashmere shirt, revealing two snow-white hemispheres, it is dazzling!

The hostess gave each of us two books: a book on safe driving and traffic safety regulations, and a book on car maintenance and mechanical principles.

Said to take it home to study subject 1 by himself, (there was no subject 4 at that time), there were test questions in it, and if he scored more than 90 points in the mock test, he could tell her, and she would help us make an appointment.

It turns out that driving schools don't give lectures! Educate yourself, and go home!

The hostess asked us to go with her, saying that she was familiar with the driving school.

We thought that getting familiar with a driving school was a walk around the driving school.

She led us into another car.

The fat man, the head coach, his husband is gone.

As soon as she got in the car, the girl muttered a little, this is a more broken car, not to mention the mottled paint, the cab is dirtier and messier, there is an extra layer of melon seed shell, and the smell in the car is tangy!

Looking at the girl's expression, the handsome uncle secretly comforted her, and after a few days, she couldn't smell it.

The proprietress drove out of the driving school and ran wildly.

After a while, we came to Dingjiaqiao Town, which is a township that we must pass through to Jing County.

Drove into a large courtyard, which turned out to be a grain station.

At this time, we saw the owner of the driving school, that is, the head coach Fat.

It turned out that he had picked up someone, and there were three other trainees, two men and one woman, a week before us.

That is, there are 7 people in our class, not a small class of 4 people as we imagined.

The fat man clapped his hands and made a simple opening statement:

Ah, my surname is Tang, you can call me boss, coach, master, Tang Fatty, the subject is self-studying, and after a week of the exam, they have passed both.

Today, you will start to familiarize yourself with the basic knowledge of automobiles, and Mr. Hu will give you a lesson, everyone is welcome!

With that, he drove away.

We thought that Mr. Hu was another coach, but who knew that it was the boss lady.

Seeing that no one applauded, the proprietress waved her hand: get in the car.

The hostess took us to the car and familiarized us with the operating parts of the cab. She said inside, and the four of us stood outside the car and watched.

Both the handsome uncle and the girl can name and function, but I don't know anything.

The proprietress looked at something similar and asked me directly: "Do you rarely ride in the car?" ”

I never thought that I wanted to learn to drive before, I took a taxi and looked into the distance with both eyes, one did not remember the road, and the other did not look at the configuration in the car.

I nodded.

When it was the fat man's turn, he didn't answer any questions and didn't answer them, staring straight at the boss's breasts.

The proprietress was looked at: "How much hair do you see me?" Look at the car, I have a gear on my chest? ”

We couldn't help but laugh.

The proprietress finished talking about the clutch, accelerator and brake, how to throttle, clutch and gear to start the car.

That's where the practice begins? Small class sizes are fast.

It's like fighting a war, talking about theories a thousand times, it's better to shoot out!

The proprietress sat in the co-pilot and let us get into the car one by one to practice, and the rest sat in the back row, stretching their necks to watch.

It's weird, I saw the proprietress kick the accelerator and clutch with one foot, and the car started as soon as the gear was in gear.

It's our turn to just can't, the problem is that the gear and clutch are not very good, and it is all up to luck to start!

Step on the clutch to be more careful, in the words of the old students: the atmosphere does not dare to come out, P eyes are pulled!!

The soles of the feet can't be lifted once, the second lift is still not moving, the third lift may not move, it is possible to move, see the Bodhisattva's blessing! When the car was lifted again, there was a rush, and the glass rattled.

Several new students have been scared to pee (mainly male students, the number of female students is unknown)!

Now I understand how the smell of urine in the car came from.

Some students laughed at themselves: "Break the car and practice your hands, and train your masters." It makes sense, so forget it.

From knowing the operating parts, getting into the car, starting the brakes, moving forward and backward in a straight line, to playing with the steering wheel with the front and back.

The proprietress repeated it three times, let the old generation of the new, figure it out for herself, and got out of the car and left.

My! This girl is not ordinary, her heart and eyes are not ordinary, so let's a bunch of rookies fend for themselves!

The proprietress is in her thirties, with a son and a daughter, and two children who are in elementary school.

Five dishes and one soup, two meat and three vegetables, just enough to eat, the rice tube is full.

Do you dare not to eat it? Try it without eating!

The child doesn't need to be picked up and dropped, and she is a virtuous daughter-in-law, but she basically has no time to take care of the trainees' practice.

I glanced at it in a hurry, and found that the problem was basically solved.

In the morning, the four of us practiced starting the car and driving in a straight line, and the old students watched.

An hour later, the old trainees practiced reversing into the warehouse, and we watched from the side.

In the yard, there is a not-so-eye-catching inverted library marking, and the proprietress puts a brick at each of the several reference points at the end of the warehouse.

Tell the student how to look through the mirror, see the brick go around in a circle, see the brick go back half a circle, and then watch you walk once or twice.

Command: "Look after each other." Go and go about your own business.

Chatting when he looks bored, Uncle Shuai's surname is Tang, a trade union leader, and a demobilized cadre.

The fat man's surname is Yang, Yang Wei, the son of the deputy director of the reservoir, just went to work, this name is similar to me!!

The girl's name is Li Jing, and she is an officer in the director's office.

My name is still Zhang Tianyang, because the ID card may not be changed!

Due to the personnel reform of the management committee, it is necessary to cut the driver class and encourage everyone in the unit to learn to drive! In the future, I don't deserve a driver, so I drive by myself.

They were the first to sign up.

I asked, "Did you know Director Chen of your management committee?"

They all shook their heads, and they all came in shortly after.

It's really an iron battalion and a flowing soldier, and the unit is like that.

was chatting, only to hear the proprietress scream: "Oh no! Oh no! Crushed to death! ”

Sure enough, a chicken was crushed to death.

One of the three of them was reversing into the garage when suddenly a chicken came running from the field.

The other two were desperately pushing, and the people who were fighting were also panicked, and the chickens were running around.

The driver was even more panicked, the technology was not good, and he had to let the chickens send the chickens to the west with one foot of the accelerator.

At this time, I heard a roar again, an old woman with white hair flying and a hunched back, who looked like "Qiu Qianqi" in the TV series "The Condor Heroes".

A hand like a chicken claw, a lightning grab on the young man who came out of the car.

The young man was still unconcerned at first, and suddenly he was frightened by the old woman in front of him.

The old woman's eyes widened 1/1-07 with anger, and her hideous face seemed to be about to eat him.

The young man begged for mercy: "I will pay, can I not pay?"

The old woman yelled, "How do you pay? That's all I have left for my chickens, and I'm counting on laying eggs for me!

"One egg a day, the egg can hatch chicks, and the chicks can grow up and lay eggs. How do you pay? ”

The young man was completely stunned, this chicken lays eggs and chickens, and the children and grandchildren are endless!

I felt amused and remembered the famous story of putting rice on the chessboard.

The proprietress stood far away and didn't dare to step forward, as if she was very afraid of that "Qiu Qianchi".

The young man asked with a crying voice: "How do you say to pay?" You've got it. ”

The old woman held out two fingers.

The young man burst into tears and laughed again: "You said it for twenty yuan a long time ago, scared the old man to death... (The "son" below didn't dare to say it) baby! ”

Twenty yuan to buy a chicken, it's not cheap, usually twenty can buy two, eggs are only a dime!

The young man hurriedly took out twenty yuan, and the old lady took the money in one hand and carried the chicken in the other.

The young man shouted in the back, "I bought the chicken, you give it to me."

The "Qiu Qianqi" limped away step by step, and his ears seemed to be deaf.

The proprietress took a basin of water, made a noise, washed the pool of blood in front of the car, and scolded: Old and immortal!

As if killing a chicken, it destroyed the evidence and went to bad luck.