Chapter 83: Zhang Feide and the Nun Girl
Master Ci'en looked up at the sky with a leisurely gaze, and continued to tell the story of the past: "However, although the poor monk suffered an accident at that time and his life hung by a thread, he was also blessed by misfortune.
It is precisely because of the exhaustion of Lao Qu's martial arts and the broken tendons and veins that he can practice the Shaolin Peerless Yi Jin Sutra, and the progress is very fast, to my surprise, after practicing the Yi Jin Sutra, in just two months, not only the poor monk's body recovered and recovered, restored the original martial arts, but also broke through and promoted to the realm of the Martial King!
Hey, as the saying goes, blessings are disasters, disasters are blessings, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, and the cycle is endless! ”
"Alas!"
With a sigh, Master Ci'en stroked his broken arm, and couldn't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly: "Tonight, although the poor monk was blessed by misfortune and broke through to the realm of the martial king, he didn't have time to be happy, but he was poisoned by his fellow junior disciples, and was cut off by a merciful sneak attack. ”
For what happened to the Shaolin abbot, Xue Wuxian didn't know what to say, but Jiang Yueqin, who was well-behaved, cute and understanding, seemed to be coaxing a child, with a small cherry mouth, chattering, and saying a lot of warm words, which coaxed the Shaolin abbot to sweep away his sadness and laugh happily.
Immediately, the abbot Ci'en Master invited the three of Xueguanjiang to be guests in Shaolin as a host, in order to fulfill the friendship of the landlord.
After all, the master of Snow Without a Trace once saved the life of Master Ci'en, this is a benefactor, and he should be hospitable.
When the old monk of mercy was crazy before, fortunately, Xue Wuxian kicked compassion desperately, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable, and Master Mercy might not only break his arm, but also his life!
Therefore, it is reasonable to be reasonable, as the abbot of Shaolin, Master Ci'en must do his best to be a landlord and treat Xue Wuxian well.
At the same time, after learning that Xue Wuxian had a brother whose whereabouts were unknown, Master Ci'en sent Shaolin disciples to help find Zhang Feide, so that Xue Guanjiang and the three of them could wait with peace of mind.
Xue Wuxian thought that it was okay, there were many people in Shaolin Temple, and it was naturally better to have them to help find it, so it was better than looking for it aimlessly like a headless fly, so he simply sat down in Diaoyutai and waited for the news of his third brother Zhang Feide, so he stayed in Shaolin Temple temporarily.
Shaolin Temple does not entertain female guests, and women cannot be allowed to stay in Shaolin, so they plan to let Jiang Yueqin spend the night in a house near Shaolin Temple, and allow her to come to Shaolin Temple during the day.
That night, the three of Xue Guanjiang accompanied the abbot to taste tea and discuss, play chess and chat, talk about everything.
Gradually, the three of them became friends with the abbot of Shaolin.
In the Shaolin Temple, during the time of participating in Zen and Taoism, Xue Wuxian benefited a lot, and learned and realized a lot of things.
Xue Wuxian, as the eldest brother of the new generation of Taoyuan Sanjieyi, is looking for the third brother Zhang Feide everywhere.
Who knows, Zhang Feide has another experience. And this encounter is very strange, it can be described as funny, and it is ridiculous, and it is impossible to cry and laugh.
After being dispersed by the Shaolin monks that evening, Zhang Feide ran around alone, also looking for Xue Wuxian Guan Wenchang and Jiang Yueqin.
However, at that time, the night was blank, and after searching for a long time, I couldn't find the three of Xue Wuxi.
At that time, Zhang Feide was hungry, thirsty and tired, and he was very arrogant, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, so he took out the good man wine and drank one jar after another, not realizing that he was drunk.
Zhang Feide, who was in a daze, felt even more sleepy and tired, and didn't feel yawning, so he wanted to find a place to sleep.
Stumbling along for a while, he saw a room in front of him, and no matter who lived in it, he broke in, found a bed, and fell asleep.
Zhang Feide had a good night's sleep, but he didn't realize that he was until dawn, and when he opened his eyes beautifully, and was about to enjoy the soft morning light, the scene in front of him couldn't help but make him dumbfounded, and immediately gasped!
It turned out that he actually slept with a bareheaded person in his arms!
And if this bare-headed monk is a male monk, it shouldn't be, but it's a bare-headed female nun, this is going to die!
At that time, Zhang Feide's head buzzed, and he almost fainted!
Damn, what does this mean? How does Lao Tzu sleep with a nun? Could this be a nunnery? Why did the old man come to the nunnery?
His grandmother's, this is repaid, it's really ridiculous! Earlier, I scolded Sha Wuneng for being an evil monk, it seems that I am more hateful than him, and I am even worse than a beast!
At the same time, the female nun also woke up, and when she opened her eyes, she suddenly saw Zhang Feide, who had a leopard head and eyes and a steel beard on his face, hugging her, and thought it was Zhang Fei of the Three Kingdoms era. Help, Zhang Fei is a hooligan! ”
"Oops, this is worth it, it's dead!"
Zhang Feide hurriedly covered the nun's mouth, and said in a loud voice: "Hey, hey, don't shout, don't scream, I'm a living Zhang Feide, not a dead Zhang Fei, don't scream, it's going to die!" ”
The nun's eyes lit up suddenly, she broke free of Zhang Feide's big hand, and said in surprise and joy: "Huh? Zhang Feide? Are you Zhang Feide of Taoyuan Sanjieyi? Xue Wuxian and Guan Wenchang are your eldest brother and second brother? ”
Well, there is a door!
Zhang Feide listened to the nun's words, presumably because she also knew about Xue Guanzhang's deeds, so she stood up and explained like a child: "Little ...... Nun, tell you something, I don't ...... I didn't mean to offend you, I was separated from the eldest brother and the second brother because of the fight with those monks in the Shaolin Temple, I was thirsty and tired last night, so I drank a few jars of old wine, I was in a daze, I don't know how to lie on this bed, please don't blame, I'm not a bad person! ”
Before he could say anything, Zhang Feide's big eyes gurgled, and he patted his head and shouted: "Ouch, it's a shame, why did you go to sleep in the nunnery?" And he also sleeps with a bare-headed nun in his arms, what kind of system does it become? If others knew, wouldn't they laugh off their big teeth?
Mom, this thing is so troublesome, it hurts to think about it! ”
When the nun heard this, she couldn't help but laugh with a frightened and angry face, a pair of big eyes were smart, quite smart and lovely, beautiful and charming.
However, the thought that as a monk, she was actually sleeping in the arms of a stranger's big man, this thing is too ridiculous and embarrassing, it is simply a miracle in the world!
The nun thought about it, felt that she had no face to see people, there was no way to live, tears fell like pearls, and she cried unconsciously, and she jumped up and hit the wall, but fortunately, Zhang Feide was quick and pulled her to prevent her from hitting the wall and committing suicide.
Due to the excessive force, there was a round stone under their feet, and the two actually fell down, and they hugged each other again!
What's even more unbelievable is that when he fell, Zhang Feide actually pressed on the nun's body, eye-to-eye and mouth-to-mouth!
In fact, this nun is not old, she is still a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, a young and energetic yellow flower girl, and she is also quite beautiful and moving. Zhang Feide can have close contact with such a girl, which is also a blessing.
However, Zhang Feide could not bear that kind of different style and gentleness, when they fell, one of Zhang Feide's big hands happened to press on the chest of the nun, Zhang Feide was like pressing on a landmine, so frightened that he jumped up, and shouted like crazy:
"God, earth, I'm a hooligan again, dead!"
In the midst of the shouting, he actually slammed into the wall, and with a boom, he actually knocked out a big hole in the wall, but Zhang Feide was completely fine!
Zhang Feide's astonishing move startled the nun, but she quickly said angrily: "Hey, hey, Zhang Feide, what should I do if you break through the wall and my master comes back and scolds me?" ”
"Yo? Do you still have a Master? ”
The nun glared at Zhang Feide, and said angrily: "Of course I have a master, my master went out to run errands, and I was bored in the temple alone, so I practiced all day long, and I was too tired to practice, and I slept until three o'clock in the morning, I didn't know that you bastard broke in, and what is even more hateful is that you actually ran to the bed and hugged me...... Oh, shame on you! ”
As the nun spoke, a flush appeared on her pretty face, and she lowered her head shyly, not daring to look at Zhang Feide again.
At this moment, a cockroach came out of the corner of the wall, probably attracted by Zhang Feide's anger, and actually ran towards Zhang Feide.
When Zhang Feide saw it, it was like seeing a poisonous snake and beast, he was so frightened that he screamed, and he actually ran around the house to avoid the cockroach's pursuit.
When I heard Zhang Feide shouting at the beginning, I was startled by the nun, and I thought that some poisonous snake had come in!
When she saw that it was just a small cockroach, she scared the tall and mighty Zhang Feide like this, and unconsciously laughed, thinking that he was really interesting, how could such a brave person be afraid of a small cockroach? It's so ridiculous, I can't laugh or cry!
But the next moment, the nun couldn't laugh, and Zhang Feide, who had nowhere to escape, actually rubbed on her back, dancing and shouting: "Oh mom, it's terrible, it's dead!" ”
Zhang Feide was tall and mighty, weighing more than 300 pounds, the nun felt as if she was carrying a mountain on her back, her body stumbled, and she almost fell, so angry that she slammed her strength and threw Zhang Feide out, bang, fell and squatted, just crushing the cockroach, and crushing the hateful cockroach to pieces!
"Oops, I'm holding cockroaches, it's terrible!"
Zhang Feide's head buzzed, his eyes went black, and he almost fainted!
But he soon jumped up, opened the door, and fled like madness, as if he were afraid that the dead cockroach would eat him.
Zhang Feide is very strange, many times he is bold, as long as he provokes him, no matter how strong the other party is, he will dare to fight you to the end.
However, sometimes he seems to be as timid as a mouse, such as cockroaches, mice, spiders and other small animals, which can scare him out of the sky and scream.
If he saw poisonous snakes and centipedes, he would be even more frightened, and his nose would be bubbling.