Chapter 84: The Martial Arts Alliance's Leader's Great Birthday
Seeing Zhang Feide rushing out of the nunnery and escaping, the female nun also chased after her, and also chased after her, shouting: "Zhang Feide, don't run, you must give me an explanation!" ”
"What do you want?"
Zhang Feide looked back as he ran, and the nun cried and said, "Amitabha, you ran to me...... Come up in bed and cuddle ...... I...... Sleeping, ruining my innocence, causing me to have no face to see Master again, and I can't be a family anymore, so you have to marry me, otherwise I won't let you go! ”
Damn, this is damning!
Zhang Feide's head buzzed again, he staggered, and almost fell, but he shouted unconsciously: "What? Do you want me to marry you?
Ha, just kidding, let me marry a bare-headed female nun, that's ridiculous, isn't it? Doesn't it make people laugh off their big teeth? Wouldn't my ancestor Zhang Fei be so angry that he jumped out of the coffin and hit me with a snake spear! ”
"Your ancestors beat you, you deserve it, anyway, you must give me an explanation, otherwise I won't let you go!"
The two of them chased after each other, running around the mountains like hide and seek, and didn't realize that it was noon.
Xue Wuxian saw that those monks had been looking for so long, and they didn't find Zhang Feide, so he said goodbye to the abbot Master Ci'en, and Jiang Yueqin Guan Wenchang personally came out to look for it, just out of the Shaolin Temple, halfway up the mountain, I saw Zhang Feide running all over the mountain, a young and beautiful female nun, panting and chasing behind, the scene was weird, amazing.
Seeing this scene, Xue Wuxian wondered in his heart, and he didn't feel ridiculous, I don't know how Zhang Feide provoked a female nun? So he shouted, "Third brother, what are you running around?" ”
Guan Wenchang muttered: "Looking at the female nun's angry appearance, could it be that the third brother peeked at other people's baths, so he was chased and killed by the nun?" ”
Jiang Yueqin's face turned red when she heard this, and she almost burst out laughing, but at this time, Zhang Feide ran over out of breath, like a frightened rabbit, hiding behind the snow without a trace, and said breathlessly: "Big ...... Big brother, save ...... Life...... Yikes! ”
Oops, it's very serious!
Xue Wuxian realized the seriousness of the matter, and Guan Wenchang also choked and showed the Qinglong Glaive Knife, waiting for the battle!
The female nun ran over and saw Xue Wuxian and Guan Wenchang, her eyes lit up, she bent down and bowed to Xue Wuxian, and Ying Ying saluted: "Amitabha, may I ask...... This is the Snow Boy, right? Is the eldest brother of Taoyuan Sanjieyi, Xue Wuji? ”
"Exactly, may I ask who you are?" Xue Wuxian frowned and asked softly.
"Amitabha, it's really Snow Boy!"
The female nun actually fell to her knees and said silently: "Xue Shaoxia, since you are Zhang Feide's eldest brother, please be the master for me, your third brother Zhang Feide is ...... He...... Indecent assault...... I! ”
"What? Indecent assault? ”
Xue Guan Jiang and the three of them all felt incredible, and suddenly their jaws dropped, Guan Wenchang jumped up, the Qinglong Yanyue knife shook, and he shouted with his long beard: "Zhang Feide, the good things you have done are simply inferior to beasts!" ”
"Oh my god, this is a big deal!"
Zhang Feide blushed, looking like he wanted to cry without tears, and muttered timidly: "It's not what you imagined, I don't believe you can ask that nun!" ”
Guan Wenchang raised his sword eyebrows, like a judge handling a case, and asked the nun, "Little Master, what's going on?" You name it, and we'll rule it for you! ”
The nun refused to say it shyly, just said that her name was Yiqing and herself, Zhang Feide simply told what had happened, Xue Guanjiang and the three of them couldn't help but laugh when they heard it, Xue Wuxian shook his head and smiled bitterly, and reprimanded: "Third brother, you are so ridiculous, how did the third watch break into the nunnery in the middle of the night?" And he also hugged Ni...... Ay! "It's so ridiculous that Snow Without a Trace is too embarrassed to say it.
Zhang Feide said with a sad face: "Big brother, aren't I drunk?" I don't know anything when I'm drunk, that's why I break into the nunnery and sleep with the nun in my arms! ”
"Poof!"
Although the nature of this matter was very serious, seeing him like this, everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Xue Wuxian sighed: "Hey, greedy for a cup and a mistake!" ”
Looking carefully, I saw that the female nun Yiqing was also quite delicate, with a pair of big eyes and smart spirits, if Zhang Feide could marry her, it would be a good match, so he said: "Third brother, if you do such a ridiculous thing, you have to take this responsibility, since the little master Yiqing said that she has no face to see her master, she can no longer be a family, and she is willing to marry you, so you can marry her......"
Before Xue Wuxian finished speaking, Zhang Feide jumped up, glared at the tiger's eyes and shouted, "What? Tell me to marry a bare-headed nun as a wife? Isn't that ridiculous? Hmph, I won't do this to death! ”
As he spoke, he opened his thighs, and then ran away!
Because his feet were injured by the Shaolin monk yesterday, and now he has not healed, and he is limping when he walks, like a farmer twisting Yangge, everyone can't help but laugh when they see it, and Xue Wuxian hurriedly chased after him and shouted: "Third brother, don't run, you have something to discuss!" ”
"If you want me to marry a bare-headed nun as a wife, this matter is not negotiable!" Zhang Feide didn't look back, still running hard.
Jiang Yueqin and Guan Wenchang saw that Xue chased after him without a trace, so they also chased after him in a hurry.
"Huh? Don't run away, Amitabha, what's the matter? Did you run away without giving an explanation?! ”
Seeing this, Yiqing Nun couldn't help beating her chest, almost cried bitterly, jumped for a while, and saw that no one paid attention to her, so she also chased after her, shouting while chasing: "Hey, Zhang Feide, Snow Boy, you wait for me!" ”
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March 18, Henan, Chujiazhuang.
Today is a good day, the weather is clear, the wind is smooth, Chujiazhuang is full of laughter, lights are everywhere, and even the air is festive.
Today is the 70th birthday of the owner, so the Chujiazhuang is full of friends and is very lively.
What's more, the owner of the village is an amazing character, as long as he stomps his foot, the martial arts in the world will tremble, because the owner of Chujiazhuang is the leader of the martial arts alliance today, leading the world's martial arts!
His name is: Chu Tianhe!
Therefore, most of the people who came to celebrate their birthdays were martial arts people with respected status, and these martial arts heroes were all majestic and high-spirited, talking and laughing one by one, swallowing mountains and rivers.
At this time, Chujiazhuang was already full of high-ranking friends, and the guests were like clouds, but the martial arts heroes who came to celebrate their birthdays were still in an endless stream, and the concierge department's announcements came one after another: "Qi Feng, the owner of Qingfeng Village, came to celebrate his birthday!" ”
"Li Xianghua, the owner of Penglai Island, came to celebrate his birthday!"
"Zhao Tiequan, the head of the Iron Fist Gate, came to celebrate his birthday!" ……
And Qin Jie, the eldest disciple of Chu Tianhe, took dozens of juniors and disciples to receive the VIPs who came to celebrate his birthday, and they were very busy.
Qin Jie, in the prime of life, heroic and heroic, is not only Chu Tianhe's eldest disciple, but also Chu Tianhe's son-in-law, and has inherited Chu Tianhe's unique learning, so some people privately say that in the future, not only Chu Jiazhuang is Qin Jie's, but also the position of the leader of the martial arts alliance, maybe Qin Jie will also inherit it naturally!
The building near the water gets the moon first, who calls people the proud disciples of the martial arts alliance master!
However, Qin Jie disdains these rumors, and he doesn't look for anyone to refute and explain, because he is loyal and pure, open-minded, and only wants to have a clear conscience in doing things, just go with the flow, and he is not afraid of shadows, so he doesn't need to pay attention to so much.
Suddenly, the people from the concierge department raised their voices and sang excitedly: "Zhang Shanfeng, the head of Wudang, led the seven heroes of Wudang to celebrate his birthday!" ”
"Boom!"
As soon as these words came out, the crowd of heroes stirred, and there was an uproar, and someone exclaimed: "Wow! Even the head of Wudang is here, what a grand event! ”
Qin Jie hurriedly led his juniors and disciples to personally rush to the gate of the village to greet the head of Wudang, warmly entertained Zhang Shanfeng and the seven heroes of Wudang, and invited them to the VIP seat to sit down.
And that's not all!
With the arrival of the head of Wudang, after a while, the leader of the beggar gang, the head of the Taishan faction, the head of the Iron Sword faction, and the head of Hengshan ...... and other martial arts celebrities, one after another, caused an uproar among everyone, and they all took a look at the demeanor of these martial arts masters.
"The head of the Huashan faction is outstanding!"
When they saw the head of Huashan coming, everyone was in an uproar, feeling that today's birthday banquet had become a martial arts event, and Qin Jie was very busy, leading his younger brothers and sisters to run around and usher in the send-off.
However, although the heroes came one after another, the birthday star had not yet appeared, and Chu Tianhe, the leader of the martial arts alliance that people had been looking forward to, never showed up.
People also know that Chu Tianhe, as today's birthday star and the leader of the martial arts alliance, naturally has to wait until everyone arrives and the banquet is about to start before he makes a grand appearance and comes out to meet everyone, which is a convention.
Now that his proud disciple greeted him personally, the group felt that they had a lot of face, and no one cared about anything.
"Shaolin Temple Abbot ......"
Suddenly, an excited report was like a spring thunder, causing a sensation among the heroes, and suddenly hearing the words of the Shaolin abbot, everyone felt like thunder, and couldn't help but look up at the gate of the village.
"Huh? The abbot of Shaolin Temple is also here?! ”
"I have long admired the name of the abbot of Shaolin, but unfortunately, I have never seen his old man, today I got my wish, and I can finally meet the abbot Master Ci'en, it is really a blessing for three lives, and this trip is in vain!" ……
However, the next words of the concierge made everyone feel a little disappointed: "Master Ci'en, the abbot of Shaolin, sent someone to send a congratulatory gift, wishing the leader of the martial arts alliance a blessing like the East China Sea and a longevity than Nanshan!" ”
"Alas, after all, it's still fate, and it's a pity that I didn't see the abbot of Shaolin!" Someone shook his head and sighed.
"The abbot of Shaolin Temple is a generation of monks, and his martial arts are superb, and he is wonderful, how can he be so easy to see?" Some people said this, and everyone next to them nodded yes.
Just when people were talking, the voice of the concierge staff attracted everyone's attention again: "Guests, martial arts seniors, I want to tell you a good news, Xue Wuxian Shaoxia, with his sworn brother Guan Wenchang Zhang Feide, and Miss Jiang Yueqin, came to pay homage to Chu Tianhe's hero!" ”
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar!
People talked one after another: "Wow, Xue Guan Zhang is also here?" That's the three righteous brothers of our Fengyun Empire Taoyuan, and they are not small! ”