Chapter 449: The Great Makeup Technique of Evil Arts! Li Shimin was shocked - really seriously ill?!

  Sun Simiao's eyes burst into light!

  "Good!"

  He also got up, full of energy,

  "The old man will wait for you for a year!"

  "Tell you, the old man will him for another thirty years! At that time, there will be tens of millions of doctors, and the sick in the world will be happy! ”

  Xu Fenglei grinned.

  "Then you will definitely be canonized as a god after you die."

  The old man in his seventies is still not convinced of old age at all, and the good guy will work for another thirty years, still in the two sacred careers of medical care and education.

  This must not be praised by all generations? Properly canonized as a god and called a saint!

  The two were chatting when they suddenly heard a rush of footsteps.

  "Sir, sir!"

  Zi Wan ran into the back garden in a panic, and said,

  "Someone knocked!"

  Xu Fenglei frowned.

  "And who's coming to visit? Didn't I say that? ”

  He waved his hand and said,

  "No, no, I'm sick in bed now, I can't even go to the ground, I can't see guests at all."

  "Call him back, no one will come."

  When Sun Simiao heard this, his face suddenly became a little strange.

  "Which one are you singing this again?"

  "Talking nonsense with your eyes open......"

  Hao Duanduan is standing here alone, talking and laughing with him, how can he look sick?

  "Hey, something happened to the court, I offended the emperor, so I've avoided the limelight for the past two days."

  Xu Fenglei said hesitantly,

  "If you want to mix in the court, then talking nonsense with your eyes open is a necessary basic skill."

  "You, you're rare and weird."

  Sun Simiao: "......"

  "The old man still likes to be sincere, and sure enough, the dirty officialdom is not suitable for the old man."

  He spat unceremoniously.

  In the past, whether it was Yang Jian of the Sui Dynasty, Li Yuan of the Tang Dynasty, or Li Shimin, the emperor of the current dynasty, they all extended an olive branch to him and wanted to recruit him as an official, but he refused.

  In retrospect, there is no doubt that this choice was the right one.

  If he really entered the big dye vat, wouldn't he be defiled if he had been innocent all his life?

  "Yes, yes, you are suitable for saving lives, doing academics, and not causing any stains."

  Xu Fenglei said with a smile,

  "But there's always someone going to break into this filthy ground, right? Otherwise, who will take the lead? Who will start it? ”

  "Like the lotus flower, out of the mud but not stained, clear ripples but not demons, that is the true realm! Like me, you know? ”

  Sun Simiao got goosebumps all over his body.

  "The old man has crossed thousands of mountains and rivers and seen stinky beauty, but there are not many people like you who can boast about themselves, really not much."

  He chirped.

  The two were talking about each other, but they saw that the purple maid hurriedly interjected:

  "Sir, sir! Listen to the slave first! ”

  "The person who came back and knocked at the door didn't seem to be the same, he was...... With a sharp voice, the porter also said...... He looked through the cracks in the wall, and there was a lot of fighting outside. ”

  "Like...... It seems that His Majesty himself came. ”

  Xu Fenglei: "?! ”

  The smile on his face froze instantly.

  Sun Simiao was also surprised.

  "The emperor came to the door in person?"

  He replied,

  "Listen, you're miserable now! Tell you to pretend, see how you can pretend! ”

  There was a bit of schadenfreude in the words.

  Xu Fenglei: "!! ”

  "Rub! The emperor is full of food, and he came to my house to do something! ”

  In his heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by, busy,

  "Old grandson, come on, stop talking cold!"

  "You have to help me, the emperor is willing to believe your words, you will say that I am sick later, and I am really sick!"

  "Nope." Sun Simiao simply refused.

  "If you are really a little sick, it is okay for the old man to exaggerate what you say, but if you are not sick, you insist that the old man say that you are sick......"

  He lifted up his hand and said with righteous words,

  "I'm sorry, I can't do it."

  "The old man won't open his eyes and tell nonsense, and it will be easier to goof up when the time comes."

  "You, let's ask for more blessings!"

  "Farewell, farewell!"

  After that, Sun Simiao slipped away directly, and Xu Fenglei was stunned, and he was about to walk a hundred steps away.

  Xu Fenglei: "@#¥%......&#¥!! ”

  This special meow is really the agility that an ancient old man can have?!

  "Quick, quick, Xiao Zi!"

  At this time, he didn't care about complaining about Sun Simiao, Xu Fenglei hurriedly ordered,

  "Prepare a towel for me, hot water!"

  "Get me some more charcoal ash, I'll have to put some makeup on this face!"

  His face was reflected in the lake...... That's called a spirited one!

  To use this appearance to trick Li Er, that is to treat him as a fool! It definitely won't work!

  For now, the only way to save the world is to sacrifice one of the four great evil arts in East Asia, the Great Makeup Technique......

  "Yes!"

  The purple maid was a well-trained maid in the end, and immediately left.

  "Alas!"

  Xu Fenglei scratched his hair, looking annoyed,

  "It's going to be another hard fight......"

  ……

  Xuguo Mansion, outside the door.

  The eunuch shouted three times in a row, but there was no response, and sweat was already on his forehead.

  Behind him, a figure jumped down.

  "What, there's no movement in there?"

  Li Shimin stood with his hands in his hands, looked up at the plaque of the Duke of Xu's Mansion, and said calmly.

  "This ...... Xu shouted too quietly. ”

  The personal attendant responded cautiously, and then stepped forward quickly and slapped the messenger in the face.

  "You haven't eaten!"

  He rebuked angrily,

  "Shout louder! Say Your Majesty is here! ”

  "Ouch!" The eunuch was slapped in the face, but he could only nod his head and bow, and said resignedly, "Yes, yes, yes......"

  "Hurry up! Shout again! The attendant commanded loudly.

  The messenger took a deep breath, used all the strength of breastfeeding, and shouted:

  "Your Majesty has arrived!"

  "Quickly open the door !!"

  Coo, coo, coo!

  There was a sound, and the startled birds in the trees flew out and circled in mid-air.

  And at this moment, the door of the Duke of Xu's Mansion finally opened slowly-

  Crunch – Crunch.

  The porter struggled to open the door of the mansion, and when he saw the emperor wearing an imperial robe outside the door, his legs suddenly weakened and he knelt on the ground.

  "Participation...... See Your Majesty! ”

  He stammered and shouted, and knelt in a salute.

  "Xu Guogong is sick in bed, I have heard of it, but I haven't heard that the concierge in the house is also sick in bed, so it is inconvenient to open the door?"

  Li Shimin looked down at him, and said neither salty nor light,

  "You're sick too? Or is it that your house is plagued, and all of you are sick? ”

  When the porter heard this, he trembled!

  Syllable! Syllable!

  "Damn it! Slaves and maids should be damned! ”

  He slapped his two big mouths numbly, and said with a face full of remorse,

  "In the past few days, the old man has been sick, the door is cold, and the slaves and maids have slept lazily in it, who would have thought that His Majesty would come to the door in person......"

  "Damn it! Please punish Your Majesty! ”

  Li Shimin glanced at him and stepped into the mansion.

  "What are you that you dare to let Your Majesty bother to punish you?"

  The eunuch said,

  "Get out of the way! Get out of the way! ”

  "Yes, yes, yes......" The porter hurriedly knelt aside, greeted everyone brought by the emperor, and entered the palace.

  The footsteps faded away, and a puff of smoke flew in the air.

  "Ouch!"

  The porter sat on the threshold, with a frightened face and sweating profusely.

  ……

  Li Shimin walked towards the front hall, but saw a white-haired old man flashing out on the side path.

  "Huh?"

  He raised his eyebrows and shouted,

  "Sun Zhenren? How are you in his house? ”

  Sun Simiao covered his face.

  He originally wanted to take the trail to avoid and stagger away from Li Shimin, but he still bumped into him.

  I had no choice but to come forward and salute.

  "See Your Majesty."

  "Please get up, please get up." Li Shimin hurriedly stepped forward to help, and asked with a smile, "Have you come back from traveling all over the world?" You have to stay in Chang'an for a while this time, right? ”

  Sun Simiao shook his head.

  "Yes, I will settle in Chang'an for a while to escape the heat."

  He answered,

  "After the autumn, the old man will go out to practice medicine again."

  Li Shimin couldn't help but smile.

  "It is not necessary to go out of Chang'an to practice medicine, if nothing else, just say that there are many people in my palace who are sick."

  He said,

  "If you want to be cured, I can guarantee that the people who come to you every day can line up from the palace to the suburbs every day!"

  Li Er naturally wanted to keep a big doctor like Sun Simiao by his side, so that if something happened, he could get the best treatment.

  However, Sun Simiao shook his head.

  "No, Chang'an is a rich land, with outstanding people, and there are already many famous doctors, not to mention that there are so many imperial doctors in His Majesty's palace who are waiting at any time, and it is extremely convenient to get medical treatment."

  He said,

  But in this world, many people living in the mountains and wilderness are sick, but it is difficult to find a doctor, and some even have no Langzhong within a radius of 100 miles, so they can only beg for witches. A small illness can eventually kill a person. ”

  "Your Majesty, if you have seen them, you will definitely be moved by compassion, and you will definitely be like the old man, who dare not sit in Chang'an City and enjoy the glory."

  Li Shimin was stunned.

  "The great doctor is sincere!"

  He couldn't help but clap his hands and praise,

  "You really deserve the four words of good hands and benevolence, I admire, admire!"

  The entourage that came with Li Shimin was also in awe at this moment.

  As long as you are a person with a conscience, you will definitely admire Sun Simiao's personality! Be amazed by his spirit!

  "Your Majesty has praised it."

  Sun Simiao arched his hand and said,

  "Old decay farewell, farewell ......"

  With that, he slipped away again.

  "Huh."

  Li Shimin turned around and stopped him and asked,

  "Sun Zhenren is here today, could it be Xu Fenglei and him...... Really sick? ”

  "Really?"

  Originally, he didn't believe it at all, thinking that Xu Fenglei was pretending to be sick.

  But Sun Simiao's existence made Li Er's firm heart shaken a little.

  "Uh......"

  Sun Simiao helped his forehead, didn't dare to look directly into Li Shimin's eyes, and said sideways,

  "Mo ...... Nothing, nothing......"

  "Farewell, farewell......"

  After that, he didn't wait for Li Shimin's response and left quickly.

  "Unnecessary?"

  Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and asked Fang Xuanling, who was following beside him,

  "What does that mean?"

  "What does it mean is ...... Perhaps? Fang Xuanling guessed, "Strange, Sun Zhenren...... I don't know what to say. ”

  The corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched.

  Perhaps?

  What is the answer? Is it sick or not? Are you going to leave it here and here?

  "The minister thinks that there is no need to be entangled, Your Majesty only needs to go to the wing room and take a look."

  Fang Xuanling said again.

  "Yes."

  Li Shimin flicked his sleeves and strode forward!

  ……

  Inside the wings.

  Xu Fenglei smeared a thin layer of charcoal powder on his face, turning his face into a gray color.

  At the same time, the toner under the eyes and lips is used the most, turning it into a dark black.

  "Xiao Zi, ahem...... Go get my spittoon. ”

  Xu Fenglei lay on the bed and commanded in a weak voice.

  "Yes."

  The purple maid pursed her lips and smiled, and brought the spittoon.

  "Ho-tui!"

  A mouthful of phlegm erupted from his throat and fell into the spittoon with precision.

  "Sir, you are so similar,"

  Zi Wan gently wiped the corners of Xu Fenglei's mouth with a handkerchief, and said with a smile,

  "Even I'm about to believe it!"

  Xu Fenglei rolled his eyes.

  "And that's just pediatrics! If it weren't for the urgency, I could have made it more like that! ”

  He said,

  "Now this face is so rough, I really want to turn into a serious illness, I have to apply wax! Dark yellow faces, brown eye bags, that's called realistic! ”

  "Come, give the cotton towel to the lord and put it on my ......"

  Syllable.

  A cold cotton towel covered his forehead.

  "Sir, the slave and maid will go first, otherwise the slave and maid will definitely be in trouble later."

  The purple maid couldn't help laughing, bowed, and turned to leave.

  She was too afraid that she would laugh in front of the emperor later, and it would be bad for her husband.

  "Go ahead."

  Xu Fenglei closed his eyes and waved his hand weakly.

  In his mind, the name of a book flashed - "The Self-cultivation of Actors".

  At this moment, he is already in the play!

  "Squeak".

  The purple maid had only been gone for a moment before the door was opened again.

  "And ...... Ahem, what's the matter? ”

  Xu Fenglei closed his eyes, and his voice was like a mosquito and a fly.

  "S-this?"

  Fang Xuanling looked at Xu Fenglei lying on the bed, and said with some surprise,

  "Your Majesty?"

  Li Shimin narrowed his eyes slightly and pursed his mouth.

  Fang Xuanling stepped forward quickly, walked to Xu Fenglei's couch and shouted:

  "Taishi, Taishi......"

  "Your Majesty has come to see you! You ......"

  Da-da-da.

  Li Shimin had already stepped forward in three steps and two steps at this moment, and when he saw Xu Fenglei's gray face, he couldn't help but be shocked!

  What does this look like...... Is it really a serious illness?!

  "Huh? His Majesty...... Your Majesty? ”

  Xu Fenglei opened his eyes with difficulty, saw the two people on the side, and immediately struggled.

  "Uhh

  He struggled to get up, but in the end he didn't even seem to have the strength to get up, struggled twice, let out a muffled grunt, and lay down straight.

  "Your Majesty...... The minister is sick and can't get up, please ...... Forgiveness, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem......"

  Xu Fenglei weakly arched his hand towards Li Shimin, and before he could say a word, he coughed violently.

  "Ho-ho-"

  “tui！”

  A mouthful of old phlegm erupted from his mouth and squirted above the edge of the spittoon.

  I can't even spit out phlegm......

  "Okay, okay, Master, you lie down first, lie down first......"

  Fang Xuanling hurriedly said,

  "Your body is important, Your Majesty is also here to visit you, so you don't need so much etiquette ......"

  He turned his head to look at Li Shimin.

  Although Li Shimin was a little suspicious, he still nodded.

  "Yes, Xu Aiqing doesn't need to be polite, just lie down like this."

  He observed Xu Fenglei and saw that his lips were black and his whole face was entangled in black gas, and he couldn't help but be a little worried.

  Wouldn't it, wouldn't it?

  Isn't this kid really pretending, is he really seriously ill?!

  This...... How so? I was still alive two days ago, can I be so in a hurry?!

  (End of chapter)