Chapter 449: If I Don't Listen to You, Datang Will Die?! Hard
"Thanks, thanks...... Your Majesty. ”
Xu Fenglei lay on the sickbed and bowed his hand slightly towards Li Shimin.
"Master, why are you suddenly so sick?"
Fang Xuanling carefully put Xu Fenglei's hands into the quilt, tucked them up, and then said with concern,
"I saw you alive a few days ago, why did you ......?"
He is not as suspicious as Li Shimin, and when he sees Xu Fenglei like this at this moment, he is already fully convinced, and his eyes are full of concern.
The friend who conspired with him in the past, Du Ruhui has already fallen, and he doesn't want Xu Fenglei to fall again.
"yes, what kind of disease are you having?"
Li Shimin stared at Xu Fenglei's face and asked,
"Why are you in such a hurry? In just two days, it became like this? ”
I have to say that judging from the face alone, this is definitely not light......
"Ahem...... Don't hide it from Your Majesty, this is a heart disease, a heart disease, a heart disease......"
Xu Fenglei coughed lightly, shook his head weakly, and said softly,
"Heart disease is difficult to treat......"
Li Shimin frowned.
"Heart disease? What heart disease? ”
He asked,
"What's on your mind?"
Xu Fenglei glanced at the few attendants who followed behind Li Shimin, and stopped talking.
"Let's all get out."
Li Shimin commanded,
"Bring the door shut."
"Yes." The attendants retreated, and only Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling were left standing in the room.
"Can you say it now?"
Li Shimin clasped his hands to his chest and pouted.
"Back to Your Majesty, the minister's heart is sick because of fear."
Xu Fenglei looked at Li Shimin slightly sideways and said in a low voice,
"The ministers are afraid that Your Majesty will misunderstand, and they are afraid that Your Majesty will blame."
"The minister was terrified all day long, so he fell ill......"
When Li Shimin heard this, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
"Oh? Fear of misunderstanding and blame? ”
He was amazed,
"Tell me, where is the misunderstanding? Where will I blame you? ”
Li Er's curiosity came up all of a sudden.
He wanted to see what kind of medicine Xu Fenglei was selling in his gourd.
"Back to Your Majesty...... It was because of the impeachment of Hou Junji by the ministers in the court the day before yesterday. ”
Xu Fenglei coughed twice in a sullen manner, forcibly suppressed his cough, and said,
"At that time, because Hou Junji was involved in the Ministry of Industry, he extended his hand of corruption to the Chang'an Academy project that the minister valued the most, and the minister was really angry, and he was enthusiastic for a while, so he wanted to expose his bad behavior in the court and make him stink completely!"
"Looking back now, the minister really shouldn't be like this, the minister regrets it, the minister is guilty......"
He shook his head and sighed.
Li Shimin glanced at Fang Xuanling.
Fang Xuanling looked at his nose and nose, and his nose looked at his heart, without the slightest movement.
"Really?"
He looked down with his hands, and said with a smile,
"Where are you guilty? You exposed the corrupt officials and eradicated the moths for the court, this is a credit! And it's a great credit! ”
"What do you have to regret doing such a good deed?"
Xu Fenglei smiled bitterly.
"Although the minister eradicated the moth for the court and made meritorious contributions to the society, he was guilty of his majesty's crime......"
He bowed his head and said,
"This kind of earth-shattering thing, the minister should not rush to the head and ignore nothing, but should inform His Majesty first, let His Majesty make a decision, and should never expose it to the court hastily."
"Doing this is completely to make Your Majesty unable to get off the stage, and you can't handle it properly for a while......"
"Although the minister did not mean to persecute, but did the fact of persecuting His Majesty, the minister later recalled carefully, how could he not be afraid that Your Majesty would misunderstand? How can you not be afraid of your blame? ”
"On the day he came back, the moment he calmed down, he fell ill, and now he ...... I can't slow down......"
The words made Li Shimin's face gradually become strange.
To tell the truth, he came to the Xu Guogong Mansion today completely with the idea of Xingshi asking for sin, and what he thought in his heart was that he had to pick up a layer of skin from this kid.
If he dares to be so presumptuous, then a severe punishment is possible, and even dismissal is possible!
But he really didn't expect that Xu Fenglei would be in such a state, and he was actually very well-behaved?
Put him to ask questions of sin...... Answered in advance?
This will directly fix Li Er!
"You ......"
Li Shimin hesitated slightly, frowned, and said,
"That's what you think?"
Xu Fenglei nodded again and again.
"Yes, yes! Ahem......"
He didn't care about coughing, and hurriedly said,
"Your Majesty, don't look at the ministers who are a little clever on weekdays, they don't touch their own affairs, and the bystanders are clear, as soon as they touch their own affairs, this head is confused, and the authorities are confused......"
"The minister is an afterthought, and then he is afraid......"
"Hou Junji is still a hero of His Majesty, Your Majesty is a benevolent monarch, and it is difficult to deal with it, so the minister still does that...... It's sinful, sinful! ”
Li Shimin snorted coldly.
"Is your head confused? I don't think I'm confused at all! ”
He said,
"If you are confused, can you collect so much conclusive evidence at once, make the case into an iron case in one go, and beat Hou Junji to death?"
Xu Fenglei sighed lightly.
"Your Majesty misunderstood ...... again"
He said helplessly,
"The minister is really confused, but Hou Junji's stains are too many, even if he is a minister in a state of confusion, he can easily find out a lot of his crimes......"
"If you want to blame, you can only blame Hou Junji ......"
Li Shimin glared: "??? ”
Good guy, your fluttering words not only exonerated yourself, but also poured another basin of black water on Hou Junji.
"That's it! He's dark enough, you don't have to paint it anymore. ”
Li Er said angrily,
"I ask you, you really had a surge of blood at that time, and you didn't think about it so much?"
Xu Fenglei nodded again and again.
"Really, really, truer than gold!"
He hurriedly said,
"Don't believe me, look at my sincere eyes!"
After that, Xu Fenglei's eyes were already fixed on Li Shimin, and those eyes were full of firm demeanor, and his black eyes stared at the emperor and did not move.
Li Shimin got goosebumps for no reason.
“…… Okay, okay, okay! ”
He helped his forehead and waved his hand impatiently,
"Don't look at me like that, I don't like it."
"Since you realize your mistakes and omissions, and you have such a heart disease, I will let you be unintentional."
"But if you don't do it, you will be punished!"
Fang Xuanling raised his head slightly.
"Your Majesty, isn't it 'unintentional offense, although the offense is not punished'?" He asked.
"Shut up!" Li Er glared.
Fang Xuanling immediately retracted his neck and continued to look at his nose and nose.
"It's a good thing that you find out corrupt officials for the court, but even if you do good deeds, you must pay attention to methods and methods!"
Li Shimin reprimanded,
"It is a big mistake to act like you, ignoring the dignity of the court and not thinking about the Lord!"
"If you don't get rid of Hou Junji, the court will be corrupted, and the society will be corrupted."
"Could it be that you are the only one in this huge court who is a loyal minister, a good minister, and a virtuous minister? Everyone else is like Hou Junji, is it rotten? Is it a corrupt official? ”
"If I don't listen to you, my Datang will die?"
Xu Fenglei glanced up at Li Shimin.
“…… Hard. He blurted out.
The next second, he regretted it.
How can you do that? Isn't this adding fuel to the fire, and making the emperor unhappy!
But he can't be blamed for that...... These two words are almost a conditioned reflex, and the brain jumps out of the mouth without passing it......
Sure enough, when Li Shimin heard this, his face turned black all of a sudden.
"What did you say?"
He glared,
"Tell me again!"
"The minister said that the Tang Dynasty will last forever, and the society will never end!" Xu Fenglei opened his mouth and came.
Li Shimin took a sip.
"Phew! With your nonsensical appearance, where do you have the posture of being half sick? ”
He said viciously,
"Don't pretend, you kid! If you continue to pretend, I will cure you of the crime of deceiving the king and put you in prison!" ”
Xu Fenglei decisively closed his eyes.
"Cough, cough, cough......"
"Ho-ho-"
After a violent cough, it was a mouthful of old phlegm that couldn't be spit out, so frightened that Fang Xuanling hurriedly stepped forward to beat Xu Fenglei on the back, so that he finally let the phlegm in his throat spit out.
"Hoo ......"
Xu Fenglei raised his eyes to look at Li Shimin, and said with a weak face,
"Your Majesty, don't scare the ministers...... The minister's heart disease really can't stand the fright. “
Li Shimin: "......"
He really wants to go up and give this kid two big mouths, to see if this kid is still hypocritical.
But the emperor is the emperor after all, and in the end, his strength still made him resist the idea of beating people.
“…… Okay, okay! Then you say, how can this disease be cured? ”
Li Er patted his forehead and said helplessly,
"Sun Zhenren also came here just now, did he leave any way?"
When Xu Fenglei heard this, he immediately showed hesitation.
"Sun Simiao can't look down on this disease...... The so-called heart disease also needs heart medicine. ”
He whispered,
"If the minister's illness is cured, unless His Majesty can ignore the past suspicions, stop blaming the ministers for their recklessness, and be more gentle with the ministers in the future."
"Otherwise, this disease will not be cured......"
Li Shimin frowned.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty......"
Fang Xuanling grabbed his sleeve and persuaded in a low voice,
"You agree to come down first, Taishi's illness is important, he is so young, and his talent is so outstanding, he is His Majesty's right-hand man! You can't let Your Majesty's arm be damaged because of a heart disease! ”
Li Shimin clenched his fist.
"Stop! I'm up to you! ”
He rolled his eyes and said unpleasantly,
"Hou Junji's matter, turn the page! I won't bother with you anymore, and I won't blame you. ”
"In the future, I will care for you more and take care of you, just like the flowers in the garden."
"Satisfied, right?"
Xu Fenglei stretched his neck and nodded.
"Your Majesty Xie......" he smiled, and added, "I suddenly feel that this is ...... It's much more comfortable, and the whole person is not so heavy. ”
Li Shimin suddenly collapsed.
"Now that the knot in my heart has been untied, I can finally recover, right?"
He said,
"Hurry up and get me back up! I don't want to see you like this, like a tuberculosis ghost! ”
Xu Fenglei shook his head when he heard this.
"Although Your Majesty has untied the knot in the minister's heart, this heart disease is not so good."
He sighed,
"The so-called illness comes like a mountain and falls here, and the illness goes like a thread. The minister will not be well for a while and needs medication-assisted treatment. ”
"What medicine? You report it, and I'll arrange for someone to get it for you now. Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "I must see you get better today!" Look what this heart disease is! ”
Xu Fenglei shook his head again.
"This medicine is very weird, and the minister also saw it from a cold remedy."
He said,
"The home remedies say that there is a drop of blood in the middle of the heart, and this drop of blood is changing every moment and remains fresh forever, but if you have a heart disease and are intimidated, this drop of blood will be scattered. It's hard to make it back. ”
"The only thing that can replenish the blood of the heart is the dragon whisker...... Tell me, where can I find this thing? ”
"Dragons are legendary gods, how can there be a real dragon in this world? Not to mention the dragon's beard......"
After that, Xu Fenglei's mood was already low.
"Dragon's beard?"
Li Shimin touched his beard and frowned,
"Where can I find this kind of ethereal thing? You can't be trusted! ”
What dragons and phoenixes, they are all mythical animals, and he also wants to see them, but how can the real dragons and phoenixes be seen in all dynasties?
It's just a myth.
"Yes, so Chen's illness won't get better for a while......"
Xu Fenglei also looked distressed.
Just when the two of them were worried, Fang Xuanling's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed to Li Shimin's beard and said:
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the dragon beard is right in front of you!"
"Isn't your beard a dragon's beard!"
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously touched his beard.
Xu Fenglei's eyes also showed a look of surprise, and he gave Fang Xuanling a thumbs up in his heart, and hurriedly struggled to get up and said:
"Yes, yes!"
"I didn't think of that! Your Majesty, you are the true son of the dragon! Your beard is the beard of a real dragon! ”
"Your Majesty, please give you a dragon's beard!"
Li Shimin was suddenly a little at a loss.
"My beard is a dragon's beard?"
He was stunned and said,
"Really? Can it really be curative? ”
Xu Fenglei nodded firmly.
"That's nature! If you want to talk about other emperors, they may not be real dragons! But today, Your Majesty, open up the country and establish the Tang Dynasty, that is definitely the true dragon son born from heaven! ”
He spared no effort to boast,
"If you can get your dragon beard to heal your illness, you will be able to recover in less than three days!"
Li Shimin was blown by this rainbow fart, and his heart was also a little fluttering.
"Ahem...... For parents who suffer from the skin of the body, cutting the beard is taboo, but since there is a cure, I will make an exception. ”
He raised his hand and said,
"Fetch the scissors!"
Fang Xuanling turned around the house twice, took a pair of scissors from the table, and handed them to Li Shimin.
Click, click.
Li Shimin carefully cut off a handful of beard, shook it in front of Xu Fenglei, and said with some pain:
"My beautiful beard, ......"
"Are these enough?"
"Enough is enough." Xu Fenglei also knew that he couldn't go too far, so he nodded hurriedly, and said with a grateful face, "Thank you, Your Majesty!" Your Majesty's great kindness and virtue are unforgettable! ”
When the words fell, he was already cautiously holding his hands and taking over Li Shimin's severed beard.
"Don't talk!"
Li Shimin touched his much shorter beard, and said angrily,
"It's better to do what you say, and it will work right away! You will be able to enter the palace tomorrow! ”
"Otherwise, I will cure you for the sin of disrespect!"
(End of chapter)