In the office, the female teacher held a confiscated mobile phone and said to the students, "It's yours, right?" Let's talk about it, I've been called to the office a few times this semester, five times, you've been called five times a week after the start of school, I'm here to check in, reminiscence, why did you come last time? ”

The student replied, "Put double eyelids on your tablemates." ”

The teacher asked, "What about last time?" ”

The student said, "Put false eyelashes on your tablemates. ”

The teacher asked, "What about last time?" ”

The student said, "Stick a manicure to your tablemate." ”

The teacher said, "It's not good to study every day!" Wait a minute. Aren't you big and strong at the same table? Isn't that a boy? ”

The student said, "Yes, didn't I help him?" Teacher, isn't he going to participate in the school imitation contest? ”

The teacher said, "Oh, Da Zhuang is about 200 pounds, quite a big physique, who can he imitate?" ”

The student said, "You." ”

The teacher said: "The campus imitation contest is withdrawn from our class. ”

The student said, "I said, teacher, you can't quit the competition, we are well prepared, we are going to the top three." ”

The teacher said, "Don't make that useless, let's talk about the business, okay?" He Huan, playing with mobile phones in class, why is the mobile phone so fun? Come on, I'll see what's on your phone. ”

The student said, "Don't look. ”

The teacher said, "Use my photo as a desktop, this guy is pretty good-looking." ”

The student said, "That's Da Zhuang." ”

The teacher said, "Yes, Da Zhuang is good!" Great and strong! ”

The student said, "Okay, I'll just say, it must be the top three teachers, how similar, you see." ”

The teacher said, "The phone is confiscated, let your dad pick it up in person, and call your dad now." ”

The student took out another one and pretended to call: "Dad, I came to school once, and the teacher confiscated a mobile phone." No, it's two. ”

Then he handed over the phone and said, "This phone has no film, don't put it together, it's easy to scratch." ”

The teacher picked it up and put it behind him and said, "Look, put this here, put this here, He Huan asks you to move to the corridor and wait for your father, thank you." ”

The student said, "Teacher, let's parody show that's ......"

The teacher got angry and said, "Hurry up, you, this makes me angry." ”

After the students went out, the teacher called the director and said, "Hey, Director Hou, I'm Xiao Jiang, let me tell you, our class will not participate in this campus imitation competition." ”

The director said, "If your class doesn't participate, your class is expected to win the championship." ”

The teacher said, "No, it's not well prepared." ”

The director said: "Impossible, the Da Zhuang in your class and He Huan's program "Zhang Fei Walking Monkey" I watched it three times, it's very good, especially that Da Zhuang imitates that Zhang Fei, a big round face is black and fat, it's just amazing." ”

The teacher said, "Director Hou, he imitates me." ”

The director said: "Don't talk about Da Zhuang, let me talk about He Huan, He Huan imitates that little monkey is so cute, jumping and jumping, wearing a golden glasses, a mustache, and a big water cup in his hand, the most interesting thing is that this little monkey speaks a lame Shanghainese." This little monkey ...... I agree to disqualify both of them. The director hung up.

The teacher was depressed, and there was a knock on the door, and the teacher called in.

The person came and said, "Teacher Jiang, right? ”

The teacher said, "I am." ”

The person who came said: "I am He Huan's father, He Huan, you stand for me, you stand for me between Sun Simiao and Marie Curie, you let that Pavarotti take a good look at your ugliness." ”

The teacher said, "Father He Huan, I have wanted to visit you for a long time, it's too polite, so let's ask He Huan to come in and talk about it." ”

He Huan's "father" said: "Don't don't, no, isn't it, what is he doing here?" Is he worthy? He is not qualified, let me tell you, you just let him stand outside and punish him, reflect on himself, and stand up. ”

The teacher said, "Okay, you really look like He Huan, it's the first time we've met." ”

He Huan's "father" said: It's the first time. ”

The teacher said, "You are really similar to He Huan." ”

He Huan's "father" said: "Can I not look like my son?" No, I said I, can't I look like his father? No, no. He's my son, and now I'm his dad, and that's right. ”

The teacher said, "Why is it just now?" If nothing else, you'll be his dad for decades to come.

Now that you're here, I'll tell you about the current situation of Hehuan. ”

He Huan's "father" said: "I understand He Huan's recent situation, I know it too well, the recent situation is that the mobile phone was confiscated by the teacher, you give me the mobile phone, I will confiscate it for him, I will strictly discipline him." ”

The teacher said, "Father He Huan, in order for us to communicate smoothly in the future, I think we should call He Huan in, it's time for us to open our hearts and not talk." ”

"Father" said: "It's not Mr. Jiang, what are you opening up to them?" What is his heart? He doesn't deserve to talk to you face-to-face like this. ”

The teacher wanted to go out to call He Huan, but the "father" blocked the door and said, "You are like this, you sit there, am I okay here?" I play the role of a link, if you have any questions, you tell me, will I convey them for you? ”

The teacher said, "Okay, you see him raise his hand, and he agrees." Can you help me ask him if he realized his mistake? Realized your mistake? ”

"Father" said, "He nodded."

The teacher said, "Ah, then ask him again, will he do it again in the future?" Will you do it again in the future? ”

"Father" said, "He shook his head." ”

The teacher said: "That one, I want to say something, He Huan usually behaves very well in other aspects except for this fight and brawl at school, disrupting class order in class, uh, bullying female classmates, littering, and disrespecting the teacher." ”

The "father" said, "I will beat him when I go back!" Is there anything else? ”

The teacher said: "Yes, I recently found out that Hehuan is particularly talented in this financial management, this is his notebook, you see what he wrote, five double eyelids, ten false eyelashes, 20 nail art, student ID and discounts, I am very moved by this price, and I have a lot of economic mind."

I called you here this time, the main purpose is to discuss with you the health problems of He Huan's diet, I found this text in his notebook, I want to eat chicken on the fifth of this month, I didn't eat chicken today on the sixth day, and I was with my classmates today on the seventh day, everyone ate chicken, but I didn't. Why is it so hard to eat chicken on the eighth? Am I never going to be able to eat chicken in my life? Bang bang, three exclamation points.

I just want to find out, your family's family conditions can buy two mobile phones for your children, can't you buy a cooked chicken for your children? The cooked chicken didn't cost much. ”

The "father" said, "It's not about money. ”

The teacher said, "I know, I know it's not about money, it's because parents are too busy with work."

The teacher took out the roast chicken from the drawer and said, "This is the roast chicken I bought for He Huan, look at it, what about me, I'm afraid that I will give it to him, he is embarrassed to ask for it, you take it back, and say that you bought it." He Huan's chicken eating is wrapped up in me, I not only buy him roast chicken, I also buy him spicy chicken, large plate chicken, pepper chicken, no, I give him stewed chicken, I promise that he can eat chicken every day in the future. ”

"Father" said: "Teacher, what about the weather, his academic performance is the first in the province, he has given up on himself, why do you care so much about him?" ”

The teacher said, "Father He Huan, you sit first." Please sit down, I don't agree with what you just said, we can't measure a child because of academic performance, in my heart, every child is a seed, but the flowering period is different, some bloom early, some need to wait, and some may not bloom for a lifetime, because it is a towering tree. ”

"Father" asked, "That's right." Do you think He Huan is a towering tree? ”

The teacher said, "As long as he believes in himself, he will definitely be able to." ”

"Father" said loudly to "He Huan": "He Huan, you must become a towering tree!" ”