When today's son has a venereal disease, he needs to be treated by the spring of death.

Although his emotional intelligence is not high due to his obsession with art, Tang Guan is not a fool, as long as he thinks about it a little, Tang Guan knows that if this matter is broken by himself, hundreds of heads up and down the Tang Sect can play and watch it again and again.

"No, you can't go."

At this time, Tang Guan's face was almost the same as a splash, anyway, it was all white and white, "If we are detected, everything will be over." ”

"Haha, that's not going to happen."

Zhou Li was happy, for some reason, he saw her brother's shadow from Tang Guan's body, and his previous habits made him can't help but tease this girl.

Sure enough, Tang Men's vicious old coercive thinking did not poison her, this kind of upright simplicity made Zhou Li have a feeling of nostalgia, just like when he sold tea eggs for ten yuan and three at the gate of the university, there will always be clear and stupid college sacrifices for his own ghosts.

"It's not that serious."

After gently climbing over the cliffs, Zhou Li fell among the trees, and his leisurely appearance seemed to be a tour.

"Or what I said, if it is really the emperor himself who is infected with venereal diseases, it is impossible for this little eunuch of the three-legged cat to carry it out, at least it must be a eunuch with a pen. So, don't worry, at most, it's just an unpleasant concubine who wants to get something rare to make the emperor happy, I've seen a lot of this kind of thing. ”

I also did a lot of work.

Zhou Li didn't say anything later, after all, everything is known as Beiliang's famous "do everything", Zhou Li doesn't pay as much attention to reputation as his peers, for him, as long as the money is given enough and fun enough, he has no reason to refuse.

Of course, he will definitely not do such a thing as treating the emperor for venereal diseases, he wants to have fun, but it does not mean that he will go to death.

"That's good."

Breathing a sigh of relief, for some reason, Tang Guan trusted Zhou Li very much. While the two were arguing, the Hermès stopped in a clearing next to the northern cliff. After a few moments, the horses stood up, and the group of horse bandits also threw aside their straps and began to scatter.

"Fellow comrades."

Xu Ziyi, who was holding a spear, was majestic on the war horse, with a red robe and a fresh coat and angry horse, and a pair of straight and slender thighs sandwiching the horse's belly. He looked around at the horse bandits and said:

"Brothers, our life is given by the big boss, today the big boss is seriously ill, just waiting for this fountain of life to live, if you can't take the spring today, then please throw my body down the cliff!"

"If you don't take the spring, you won't survive!"

With the first shout, the thirteen horse bandits raised their long knives and shouted in a low voice. Xu Ziyi was not ambiguous, tightened the reins and turned around, and the spear in his hand pointed directly at the steep cliff.

At this time, not only the thirteen horse bandits, but also Hou Jue, who was injured due to the terrible Hermes witness, also held his breath and stared at Xu Ziyi's back, wanting to see what the other party was going to do.

Zhou Li was standing on a towering giant tree not far away, and beside him was Tang Guan, who was holding his arm. The two of them have the cover of leaves, so there is no trace left, not like that...

"Xiao Xiao is still dodging!"

With an angry shout, Xu Ziyi, who originally seemed to be about to open some formation, suddenly stabbed back to the horse, and the red-tasseled white-pole gun in his hand suddenly triggered an invisible sharp thorn, stabbing straight at Hou Jue, who was lurking with a stick leaking out of the grass.

It's broken.

Hou Jue has also been a brocade guard for several years, and this reaction is still there. Without any hesitation, he directly rolled over and dodged the shot.

Seeing the failure of the lurking, Hou Jue also gave up his lame tracking, holding a stick in his left hand and hiding a knife in his right hand, and slowly stood up.

"I found out about you sneaky guy a long time ago, it turned out..."

His eyes fell on Hou Jue, and after looking up and down, Xu Ziyi also made up his mind in his heart, he smiled coldly, picked up the tip of the gun, and said disdainfully: "It's a eunuch." ”

"I'm *dead your*!"

As soon as he heard this, Hou Jue, who was originally in a posture, suddenly became anxious, after all, no matter what era, scolding others for being a eunuch is the simplest, straightforward and offensive way of communication, especially in this era when there are really eunuchs.

Of course, this is not to blame Xu Ziyi for scolding him, or that Xu Ziyi is simply saying his inner thoughts. Hou Jue has been practicing martial arts all year round, but he doesn't eat much, so he is thin and has no beard. In addition, he likes to be caught when he speaks in a hurry, and he is more like a eunuch.

"The eunuch will serve your master in your palace well, and no matter how bad someone looks at you, it is also a good thing to be a prostitute."

A sneer appeared on Xu Ziyi's face, there are two kinds of people in the rivers and lakes who look down on the most, one is a flattering and shameless person, and the other is a despicable person who does not speak of morality. It just so happened that the eunuch of Dongchang perfectly met these two items, so Xu Ziyi had great malice towards this eunuch who had been following him for a long time.

"What about you?"

Hou Jue was not ambiguous after calming down the boiling anger in his heart, after all, he really hadn't served anyone in terms of mouth cannons, only to see him sneer, and scolded directly:

"Shemale face, kiln legs, and a red body, do you want to marry your mother or worship your eunuch's father? Come up and attack others and castrate, are you because you can't have a low self-esteem with your family for a hundred days, so you can only use your dark heart to figure out others? ”

This scolding directly scolded Xu Ziyi for being stupid, he is not a fledgling stunned young man, it is too normal for people in the rivers and lakes to beat and scold each other, but he only said two words at most about "small people" and "shameless and obscene", such as Hou Jue's dirty, smelly and logical scolding, he has never seen it in his life.

"Little Guy!"

In the middle of the night, Xu Ziyi roared angrily, picked up his gun and got on the horse and went towards Hou Jue to kill, his handsome face was full of red, "Shameless and obscene!" ”

"It's too non-aggressive."

Zhou Li, who was standing upside down on a branch like a Dongying ninja, shook his head, and commented with a look of hatred: "This horse riding boy was crushed when he came up, and his momentum was extinguished, so it's not easy to fight." ”

"Horse riding?"

Tang Guan's attention on the side was a little strange, "Why do you want to call this centaur to ride a horse?" ”

"Look."

Zhou Li pointed to Xu Ziyi, who was fighting with Hou Jue, and commented sharply: "He is riding a horse, and Lingqi is passed on to the horse, so let's look at it the other way, isn't this a horse riding him?"

Tang Guan, who was on a hot day, shuddered directly when he heard Zhou Li's cold joke.

Speaking of the battle on the flat ground, it has now reached a white-hot stage. That Hou Jue had a thunderbolt baton in his hand, and he swept and waved all the thunder flashes. Of course, he is only a four-rank stick now, and most of the thunder light he swings is a bluff, and only a few of the thunder lights are effective.

But, this is also a tactic.

"Your butt is cracked, don't look at the bleeding again!"

With a shock, an electric baton smashed directly into the top of Xu Ziyi's head, and Xu Ziyi, who subconsciously wanted to cover his buttocks, immediately reacted, and the spear blocked the blow. Then his big crotch suddenly went numb, and then he found that the thunder that smashed into the door was fake, and the following one was real.

Suddenly, Xu Ziyi's face turned red, he gritted his teeth as white as broken silver, and with a flick of the spear, a spear Qi directly drew a semicircle and swirled towards Hou Jue's head.

Retreating, lifting the stick, and turning around, Hou Jue only used three simple movements to easily defuse Xu Ziyi's powerful blow. Just when Hou Jue was about to sarcastically ridicule the other party's courage and strategy, suddenly, a kind of vigilance swept through his brain.

Wrong!!!!

Airplanes~

Hou Jue, who completely surrendered his body to instinct, threw himself forward with all his strength, and with the sound of flesh and blood, a terrifying bloody mouth directly appeared on his back. After mobilizing most of the Lingqi to stop the bleeding from the wound behind him, Hou Jue slowly stood up, with a solemn look on his face.

I saw that Xu Ziyi was holding a silver spear, stepping on a horse, and his blood-stained red clothes floated like fire. He raised his spear slightly, his eyes full of sharp spiritual qi, and behind him, a pale blue spirit with a tiger swallowing a short spear was silently suspended in midair.

Qi Ling!

"Yo, all the things at the bottom of the box have been taken out?"

Zhou Li, who was squatting in the bushes, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Xu Ziyi, who had a spirit behind him, with interest, "This Qi spirit looks pretty good." ”

People cultivate Qi, Qi channeling, and Lingqi masters below the fifth rank generally only practice "Qi", until the Qi in the body and the body are cultivated to the fifth grade, they will try to communicate with the "spirit" in all things in the world, and finally obtain their own spirit.

Since there are thousands of spirits in the world, the "spirits" in the body of the Lingqi master are also different, and they can even be said to be strange. Just like what Xu Ziyi used at this time, it was a kind of spear spirit - long and short guns.

"With a long spear in hand, a short gun in the back..."

Gently tapping his chin with his fingers, Tang Guan's lovely cheeks were full of seriousness and solemnity, "Surprise, there is no trace of the gun, it seems that this little eunuch can only delay time." ”

Activating the spirit requires Qi to support, in fact, according to Zhou Li, the spirit is a big move, and if you want to use it, you have to use the blue amount (Qi) to activate it. If Qi is not enough, the ultimate move will be broken, and at the same time, it will also be happy to mention kidney deficiency, after all, most of the Lingqi masters need Qi to maintain their strength.

"Alright, we'll have to do it."

Zhou Li cleaned the fallen leaves on his body, stood up, and looked at the busy thirteen horse bandits not far away. In fact, he had already discovered that the person who could really open the fountain of rebirth was not Xu Ziyi, but the Thirteen Taibao who was carrying a stone on his back.

"Okay."

Tang Wan also shook his somewhat stiff wrist, neither of them had the idea of saving Hou Jue, after all, in this world, no one likes eunuchs.

And he is also a eunuch with a broken mouth.