Chapter 11 So Can a Eunuch Go to the Toilet Standing Up?

Regardless of Xu Ziyi and Hou Jue, who were in the middle of the war, Zhou Li and Tangguan at this time had a water route and an empty road in parallel, and they had already touched the back of the thirteen Taibao.

The thirteen Taibao are the thirteen horse bandits, they didn't care about the battle between Xu Ziyi and Hou Jue behind them, but held the stone in their hands nervously, kept wandering around, looking up at the ground, as if they were looking for something.

According to Zhou Li's analysis, this fountain of rebirth must be hidden in some kind of "fairyland", that is, a small world. Most of this kind of small world is created by immortals, so if you want to open the fairyland, you must meet certain conditions.

Otherwise, it would be impossible not to find such a fountain that could "heal the flesh and bones of the dead" on Eagle Mountain.

Therefore, these thirteen stones are most likely the key to unlocking the fairyland. It's just that the method of opening it should be mastered by Xu Ziyi and his party, so Zhou Li and the others have not been startled, just waiting for them to open the fairyland, who knows that Hou Jue's sudden accident disrupted the plans of the two.

But Hou Jue's appearance is also a bit beneficial, after all, at the beginning, Zhou Li and Tang Wan were most worried about the four-grade gun repair Xu Ziyi, and now Xu Ziyi is entangled by Hou Jue, the two only need to wait for the fairyland to open, and directly solve the Thirteen Taibao quickly, and finally take the spring water and leave, and the risk is greatly reduced.

Just when Zhou Li and Tang Wan were ambushed on both sides, the thirteen people also found their place. As the stones of different shapes slowly landed, the afterglow of the sunset at dusk also happened to sprinkle on the top of Vulture Mountain. When the last rays of sunlight fell on the smooth surface of the thirteen strangely shaped stones, the refracted light marks actually formed a pattern on the top of the mountain.

Zhou Li and Tang Guan on the side looked at each other, and they were a little dazed for a while. But soon, Zhou Li reacted that this was a good opportunity to tell Tang Guan the truth about Niang Drowning Spring.

The other party is the Tang Sect in Shuzhong, and he won't know much about these things in the West, as long as he tells Tang Guan that this sign is a sign of women in the West, Tang Guan will understand that this spring water is definitely not the spring of life she is looking for.

Just when Zhou Li was overjoyed and was about to speak, Tang Guan on the side suddenly had his eyes lit up and said in surprise: "This is the spring of rebirth!" ”

Yes?

Zhou Li was stunned, and without waiting for him to speak, Tang Guan said to himself: "You see, there is a circle on the top, which means reincarnation, and a cross below, and ten is consummation, so it is reincarnation that can obtain a complete body." This sign should be the meaning of the fountain of death! ”

You're looking for a question with an answer!

Zhou Li's face was a little hideous, and he didn't know how to puncture the other party's illusions for a while. But he thought about it, and felt that he still had to carry out the original plan now, that is, to pick a lucky person and save it for the other party to put into the water, and come out in front of Tang Guan as a whole mother-in-law bandit to dispel the other party's thoughts.

At the same time as Zhou Li made up his mind, the light gathered by the thirteen stones began to gradually condense, and finally converged on the cliff. With a dazzling light like the scorching sun, a huge gate with a bronze sheen slowly emerged from the cliff.

"The fairyland has opened, brothers, if you don't take the spring, you won't survive!"

The moment he saw the door open, Xu Ziyi suddenly gritted his teeth, bursting with qi all over his body, and the long spear in his left hand and the short gun in his right hand waved like a rainstorm pear blossom, quickly and tricky. And Hou Jue was injured in the back, which was difficult to resist for a while, and under the dance of the long stick, it was inevitable that a few guns would fall, and blood marks were drawn one after another.

Can't wait.

Hou Jue knew that this Xu Ziyi was going to enter the fairyland, and if he really let him succeed, his efforts for so long would be in vain. Thinking of this, Hou Jue gritted his teeth, the long stick was on his left arm, and his right hand was wiped on his waist, accompanied by the sound of gold and iron and the sound of humming, a short knife suddenly burst out, stabbing directly at Xu Ziyi's waist from an extremely tricky angle.

Bite!

As a gun cultivator, Xu Ziyi's reaction speed is far beyond ordinary people, so at the moment when the short knife was unsheathed, the spirit spear behind Xu Ziyi fell suddenly, and with another stab, it happened to put the short knife against Xu Ziyi's waist.

The short knife was only a weapon, not a spirit, so it fell straight down after the weapons were staggered. And Xu Ziyi also seized the moment when Hou Jue's center of gravity was unstable when he threw the short knife, and directly raised his gun to stab it, preparing to kill with one blow.

Then, the bad luck came.

To tell the truth, the blow of throwing the short knife was purely Hou Jue's helpless move, it was angry after being made up and down by the spirit spear, and it was a blow pinned on a miracle, so Hou Jue didn't care about the movement of the knife after the knife was thrown.

But coincidentally, there are many stones on the mountain, and this Xu Ziyi's tall horse happened to step on a stone in this encounter, according to common sense, this Xu Ziyi's war horse has been nourished by Lingqi all year round, and it is easy to step on a stone.

But this time, the stone had a bulge, and the bulge was stuck in the gap of the horseshori. The short knife slashed down on the horse's hooves that wanted to grind the stone out.

yu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With a painful hiss, the high-headed horse suddenly became manic, constantly bouncing up and down, and Hou Jue was not a good person, and beating the water dog had no psychological burden on him. Without any hesitation, he directly shook and swept with a long stick, directly smashing the pair of horse legs.

"Thief, I want your life!!"

Xu Ziyi saw that something was wrong, jumped directly, stepped on the stirrup directly, jumped into the air, and looked at the kneeling horses with tears in his eyes. However, he will soon not feel sad for his beloved horse, because he has nowhere to focus in mid-air, and he sees Hou Jue with a hideous smile on his face and a long stick raised.

I'm a man!

You've seen baseball.

Wielding a baseball bat and knocking the white ball into the air, it draws a curve that represents youth and struggle. So, let's swap the elements in it, such as a ball, and replace it with an egg.

Click.

Hearing the voice behind him, Zhou Li, who was about to seize the door, suddenly tightened his hips. He looked back and saw the person and stick unfolded with the word "a", and suddenly a chill rushed to his heart.

Pinch, this eunuch is really vicious, he doesn't have it and can't let others have it.

Accompanied by a miserable scream of pain to the depths of the soul, Zhou Li and Tang Wan glanced at each other, and they both saw that the other party's heart was palpitating. The two didn't say much, and rushed out directly from both sides.

These two people, one of them was petite, flying up and down with hidden weapons in hand, and easily harvested the lives of those horse bandits who could not be guarded. The other turned over and jumped out of his head, wearing a horse bandit suit with a bright smile, lime mixed with poisonous powder, and his right hand turned his head up and down, until his head broke and bleed.

In just a moment, these empathetic horse bandits who witnessed the scene of their second master's chicken flying eggs screamed again and again, some of them burst out of blood in their chests and were instantly killed by hidden weapons, and some of them were covered with lime and meat oil and their heads were smashed with flesh and blood, and the thirteen horse bandits didn't even have a chance to resonate with the war horse, and all fell beside their beloved horses.

Of course, you can't say that these Hermes are incapable of being solved by the two, mainly because they have just witnessed the tragic scene of their boss being beaten by chickens and eggs, and their hearts are stirring and their brains are blank.

And the most important thing is that these horse bandits never thought that this dignified person would throw lime poison powder and kick his crotch. In an instant, the thirteen people gathered couldn't react at all, and they were confused by all kinds of messy things, and naturally there was no room for resistance.

Zhou Li glanced at these Hermes compassionately, and then without hesitation, he and Tang Wan directly jumped into the bronze gate.

Blue clouds, maple forests, clear spring water.

There is also a stone tablet with foreign characters written on it.

Looking at the small world in front of him, Zhou Li took a deep breath, sighed that the air in this small world was really sweeter than the outside, and then came to the spring water that he had been thinking about with Tang Guan. And at this moment, Zhou Li suddenly remembered something.

Oh no, I killed the thirteen Taibao just now, and there are no test samples.

Zhou Li was suddenly annoyed, Xu Ziyi shouted too loudly just now, he was directly distracted, and forgot to leave a live mouth to show Tang Guan the true effect of this spring water. But now it's too late to go back and find out if there is a living mouth, Zhou Li just wanted to speak, and saw a plaque with foreign characters written next to the spring.

【For future friends】

[My name is Ollie Annvo, a missionary from the West, you can call me Bishop Ollie.] I came to the East to spread the faith of my Witch Church, but unfortunately the East does not like our concept of "both sexes are possible" and does not welcome the Witch Church. 】

[Due to my too much gender transition, my appearance is different from the customs clearance documents of that year, and I can't return to my motherland for a while, and I can't live normally in the land of the East. During one of my expeditions, I met a kind oriental immortal who created a unique space for me and gave me a place to live.

I don't blame anyone, because these are the things I am destined to suffer. The mission of the Witch Church never went well, and I was rarely popular, and of course, I still believed that there should be no difference between the sexes, and that all men were created equal. So I left this quality here. 】

If you have been a man or woman for too long, feeling tired or unwelcome, then drink these springs, which are enough for eight people to convert. After drinking the spring water, your gender will change, and so will your appearance, but if you regret it and want to change back to your original form, you need to go to my home country Olisa to find another spring, because one spring water cannot be applied to a person twice at the same time, please be careful]

[Finally, I wish you a healthy life after you change sex, and please don't change your gender with the mentality that you will get privileges after changing sex, because the equality of faith in the Witch Church is absolute equality, including the right to go to the toilet and stand]

Looking at the harmonious and pitiful "last words", Zhou Li didn't know where to complain for a while. After a long sigh, he was just about to explain the words written on it to Tang Wan on the side, when he saw that Tang Guan, who was surprised, had already taken out the jade pot.

"Wait a minute."

"Wait a minute!"

"Wait a minute!!!!!!!"

The first sound was Zhou Li, who was light and light, and wanted to use the content on the stone tablet to dissuade Tang Guan.

The second sound was Hou Jue, who was holding a long stick with suspicious blood on the head of the stick, and chased Xu Ziyi who ran with his legs on his face with a cruel smile.

The third scream with sorrow and pain was Xu Ziyi.

I saw that Xu Ziyi burst out with a terrifying speed that he had never seen before, sticking out his tongue and shaking his hands, not caring about his demeanor at all, and running frantically towards the "Xiangsheng Spring" like a wild dog with a prolapsed anus. He only thought about it now, which was to drink the spring of the past and let the dead Xiao Xu return to his body.

He surpassed the stunned Tang Guan, surpassed the stone tablet he couldn't understand, and pounced directly on the clear spring. At this time, Zhou Li suddenly thought that if Xu Ziyi was used to demonstrate the effect of Niang Drowning Spring, he would not have to translate foreign for Tang Guan, after all, words are not real to action.

Therefore, in the face of Xu Ziyi, who pounced on the spring like a mad dog, Zhou Li turned around in a dashing manner, stretched out his hand, pressed the other party's head, and pressed down hard.

directly pressed Xu Ziyi's head into this clear spring.

"No !!!!!!!"