Chapter 12: Dude???

People who drown often have a struggling action, and Xu Ziyi is not surprised.

Zhou Li is not stupid, of course he knows that Xu Ziyi is not directly dead and unable to move now, and the other party will definitely struggle if he presses him into the water. Therefore, he quickly stepped on it directly to prevent the other party from hitting his upper body.

However, Zhou Li still made a mistake.

What he didn't expect was that Xu Ziyi still made the last struggle even when the chicken was beaten and slapped into the water.

Subconsciously, Xu Ziyi grabbed the cloth bag on Zhou Li's waist and wanted to pull himself up. But the cloth bag was tied around his waist with a rope, and he pulled it so hard that not only did he not come up, but he directly took the cloth bag around Zhou Li's waist and staggered into the water.

Boom.

After Zhou Li reacted, the cloth bag floated, and just as he was about to bend down to pick up the bag, the pool of spring water suddenly dissipated, and finally it was wiped out.

"No !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

At this moment, Tang Wan's petite body burst out with amazing strength, and she rushed directly into the dry spring water, staring blankly at the empty small bowl-like spring mouth, the whole person was stunned and motionless.

At this time, Xu Ziyi also underwent earth-shattering changes.

The bulging breasts, the warm and soft skin like jade, and the long slender and straight legs. Zhou Li lifted Xu Ziyi by the back of her neck, and a face as beautiful as a spring embroidered face appeared in front of everyone.

At this moment, Hou Jue, who was holding a stick and preparing to make a fool of the other party, was stunned, and Tang Wan on the side saw this, and tears flowed from his empty eyes.

"Zhou Li, you really deserve to die."

Tang Wan looked at Zhou Li and said quietly: "You really deserve to die, you really deserve to die, you really deserve to die..."

"No, you haven't read it yet, have you?"

Zhou Li shook Xu Ziyi in his hand, and asked with a puzzled expression: "This is not a spring of rebirth at all, this is a spring that converts other people's genders, you took this thing to your brother..."

Before Zhou Li finished speaking, he saw Tang Guan stretch out his white fingers, showing himself a slender and delicate middle finger. After seeing this gesture that only he had ever done, Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, and then...

Wait a minute!!!

Suddenly, Zhou Lifu reached his heart, and an indescribable feeling came to his heart. At this moment, the literary works that Zhou Li had read in his previous life instantly appeared in his mind like a treasure trove of kings, what Kaneda Ichi Sherlock Holmes Storm Mountain Villa Astor Fu Hideyoshi soul possessed, Zhou Li looked at the resentful girl in front of him, and a terrible conjecture appeared in his mind.

"Odd and even don't change."

Zhou Li's expression was solemn.

"Acid melts alkali and is difficult to melt."

Tang Wan said this with a desperate expression.

"I'm hasty, you're really Tang Cen, ahh!!!!hh

After hearing this answer that only his friends of the Tang family, who had been classmates with him for three years, knew about it, Zhou Li suddenly felt as if he had been slashed from the inside out by the Nine Heavens Thunder, his whole person writhed wildly like a ribbon fish, and the painting style was full of dramatic tension like the cry of a famous painting.

It all makes sense.

What is a seriously ill brother, inexplicable trust, can't understand symbols, empathizes with the pain when he sees chickens flying eggs, doesn't know foreign languages, it's all bullshit!

This is Donzen! It's a brute who went to blow up the senior's toilet with himself when he was in school! It is a fox friend who changes pants and wears two people without any sense of disobedience, a big translator who personally translates foreign erotic foreign languages with Zhou Li and sells them to his classmates for money, and an iron bastard who has researched the beastly conspiracy of "wrapping gold juice in paper and throwing it at the other party's door".

"Why did you become a beautiful girl?!?!!!

At this moment, Zhou Li felt that his crossing seemed very insignificant at this moment, after all, this kind of plot of "a good brother who I haven't seen for many years suddenly became a blue-haired beautiful girl Lori" can already be published in a single novel, and it is definitely much more popular than a traveler like himself who is looking for fun. He looked at Tang Cen with a distorted face and said in horror:

"Wouldn't it be because you've been missing for so many years?"

"Yes."

Tang Guan nodded, and said with a numb face:

"When I went home to visit my relatives, I was plotted against me, and I was turned into a sexual spring, and after returning to Tangmen, the whole family laughed at me, played with me, and fed me medicine every day to see what magical changes could happen. Later, I found an excuse to escape, and found out that the gang of horse bandits also had the idea of beating the spring, so I followed. ”

"Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Zhou Li's face collapsed, and he said in disbelief: "What are you hiding from me?" ”

"Tsk."

Tang Guan snorted, turned his head, and his delicate cheeks showed an uncle-like disgusted look: "I think that if I tell you, a thief, this matter will increase the laughing stock in vain, so I plan to look for you after drinking the spring water." I didn't expect that..."

Looking at Xu Ziyi, who was white-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, still carrying a murder weapon and unconscious, Tang Guan gritted his teeth and said angrily and desperately: "This buffalo actually drank all the spring water for eight people, beast." ”

"No, you two, did you forget me?"

At this time, Hou Jue, who had recovered from one shock after another, coughed, held his stick, and said weakly: "Look..."

Hou Jue's meaning is actually relatively pure, that is, he simply wants to ask for some gold sore medicine or something to stop the bleeding from his wound. After all, although he took the lead in the battle just now with the "chicken, flying, and egg" move, he once beat Xu Ziyi to cry and cry his mother, but he himself was also injured a lot.

After all, no matter how you say it, Xu Ziyi also has the existence of Qi Ling, a "long and short spear", and the hard power Hou Jue is actually down. So he felt that if he didn't get some medicine to stop the bleeding, he might die here.

But...

"I understand, I understand."

Hearing this, Zhou Li suddenly put on a smiling face, walked to Hou Jue's side happily, took out a golden melon seed under Hou Jue's eyes full of expectation and hope, and stuffed it into Hou Jue's hand, "A little respect, and I hope for the father..." Childe Haihan. ”

Seeing that Zhou Li was so on the road this week, Hou Jue's face stiffened. As a "I think I am" Jin Yiwei, he can naturally see what Zhou Li's almost template posture means.

Hou Jue fixed his eyes and saw that Zhou Li's expression did not seem to be fake, his tone was sincere, and there was this skillful and natural bribery method, which at first glance was a matter of often paying tribute to the official family.

Suddenly, Hou Jue thought of his heroic performance, as well as the well-known method of "electric batons walking together", and subconsciously thought:

Does he know I'm Jinyiwei?