"Calm down, calm down!"

Tang Guan, who was like a cat and an insect, successfully saved himself, jumped to Zhou Li's side one by one, and said comfortingly: "At best, at least you are indeed masculine." ”

"The charm that attracts men is also a charm."

This time, Zhou Li didn't even have the heart to hang Tang Guan up and fight. He covered his head and said bitterly, "No, why? Why is it that such a handsome genius as me can only attract male copper? Why? Why don't cute girls see my beautiful nature and confess their youth to me? Why did I change cities and experience the baptism of male bronze? ”

"Also?"

Zhuge Qing frowned, retreated behind everyone, and his eyes became fierce.

"The Taoist chief doesn't know."

has long been accustomed to Zhuge Qing's elusiveness, Tang Wan jumped to her side, the corners of his mouth grinned, and said happily: "There were boys in Beiliang who confessed to Zhou Li before, and after being rejected, he was stalked and beaten for about half a year, which scared Zhou Li so much that he hadn't been to the cafeteria for half a year, and he entered through the back door like a thief in class. ”

"Die."

"Okay."

Knowing that he didn't live long after exposing Zhou Li's sadness, Tang Guan jumped directly onto the bed and lay down to death.

"Dao Chief, when did you arrive?"

Zhou Li sat on the edge of the bed decadently and asked without raising his head.

"Yes, why? Why is it that such a handsome genius of mine can only attract male copper] has arrived. ”

Zhuge Qing put the pastry in his hand on the table next to him and said with a faint smile.

"You're not going to record it, are you?"

Zhou Li said with a pale face.

Zhuge Qing's eyes flickered, and after coughing, he said, "Xiaodao is a cultivator. ”

"That's the recording."

Zhou Li lay on the bed in pain, covered his head with the quilt, waved his hand, and said weakly: "Okay, let's go out, just let me die." ”

"Zhou Gongzi, don't make trouble."

Zhuge Qing lifted Zhou Li's quilt a little helplessly, and sat on the chair next to him, his beautiful body wrapped in a white robe was set off by the sun.

"Xiaobai, what's the situation over there."

Zhou Li sighed and asked.

"I've explicitly rejected these people, but they still don't give up."

Yun Bai said in distress: "I don't know much about this aspect, and I haven't encountered this situation when I was in Beiliang, so I don't know what to do for a while." ”

Should I say it or not, at least the word departure class has done the best in making Yun Baibai ensure that he is single. After all, no one would have bad thoughts about the only normal person in a group of brutes. can

When she arrived in Shangjing, Yun Baibai, a local girl with strong potential, was naturally the sweetheart in the eyes of this group of students, and Yun Baibai, who had never experienced this kind of behavior, was naturally confused, only knowing that he would refuse, and subconsciously fled to Zhou Li's side.

But...

Can this be rare to live Zhou Li?

"The fastest and most convenient solution is to arrange a fake lover for Yun Baibai."

Zhou left his mouth and said calmly: "Don't mention it once and for all, at least it can block most people." After all, no matter how shameless he is, he can't take the favor of others, at least not on the surface. ”

Hearing this, Yun Baibai's eyes suddenly lit up, his lips opened slightly, and he looked at Zhou Li expectantly.

"What do you think?"

Zhou Li looked at Yun Baibai, thought for a while, and said: "This matter depends on your thoughts, don't worry, it's just acting, helping you block those who ask you for kisses, and you won't fake it." ”

"Me? I..."

Yun Baibai, who was hit by a huge surprise, was dizzy, she looked at Zhou Li, her face flushed, and she whispered softly and delicately: "If that's the case... I can. ”

"Okay, Qianyun, from now on, as Yun Baibai's husband to be married, protect Yun Baibai and block those leprosy treasures for her."

Zhou Li immediately decided.

Yes?

Everyone was stunned, only Tang Guan, who was lying flat, had a small expression of "sure enough", snickering with his eyes closed.

It is not for nothing that Zhou Li can be a young man for more than 20 years.

"Why be so surprised?"

Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, he sat up straight, and said as a matter of course: "Tang Wan is mentally handicapped, and the Taoist is a cultivator, and it is impossible to fall in love, so only Qianyun is worthy of this position, otherwise?" ”

"No, me?"

Zhu Qianyun pointed at himself and said in amazement: "I'm not a lesbian." ”

After saying this, the silence in the air was even more awkward.

"I'm not."

Zhu Qianyun looked at everyone's distrustful expressions, and said aggrievedly: "What I like is Guan'er, not a girl." ”

"What then?"

Zhou Li spread his hands and said helplessly: "You can't let Joan of Arc come, right?" ”

"It's not impossible."

Nodding, Joan of Arc smiled: "In France, beautiful girls will also rub brilliant love sparks with each other. ”

"You are two meters and twenty-five, and your essence is a zombie-looking horse racing girl, you and Xiaobai can only rub out the plasma electromagnetic cannon."

Zhou Li complained, then looked at Zhu Qianyun and said, "So, Qianyun, do me a favor." ”

"It's not impossible to help."

Zhu Qianyun sighed and smiled helplessly: "Brother Zhou Li, haven't you considered you going into battle in person?" ”

"Me?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, and Yun Baibai on the side had already looked at Zhu Qianyun with adoring eyes, and his eyes were as bright as stars.

"Forget it."

Zhou Li smiled with relief, waved his hand, and said freely: "My reputation is bad enough, don't let Xiaobai be unlucky." ”

Hearing this, everyone exclaimed:

What a compelling reason.

"I... I'm fine. ”

Yun Baibai still wanted to fight for it, she clasped her hands and said hard: "If it's Zhou Gongzi, I can do it." ”

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, blinked, and then after a short silence, he said quietly:

"I'm ashamed to speak, but I've been booked a clean body by a super zombie, and I'm embarrassed to do this."

"Huh?"

Yun Baibai was stunned.

"I'll do it."

Zhu Qianyun sighed softly and said, "Xiaobai, from now on, it will be regarded as if I have a marriage contract with you, and you can walk with me on weekdays." ”

"Huh? That's the wan'er..."

Yun Baibai was a little worried, after all, in her eyes, Tang Guan and Zhu Qianyun were about to find a good day and an auspicious day to pull a red rope to get married, let Zhu Qianyun pretend to be his lover, would Tang Guan have bad thoughts?

Turning his head and looking at Tang Guan, who was studying with Zhou Li to hide the excavated soil in his trouser leg and take it out, Yun Baibai and Zhu Qianyun fell into silence.

Why are these two people coming together so dramatically?

The next day, Master Cen was pleasantly surprised to find that the last row was no longer a pitiful person, and he was finally not challenged by Zhou Li and others again.

Then, she was even more pleasantly surprised to discover...

I'm a lesbian!

And it's three!

"Another one."

In the gloomy room, Xu Teda closed his eyes tightly and silently counted down the time in his heart. And just then, a heavy pop sounded in his ears.

Obviously, those two youkai struck again. Although he didn't know the identity of this new unlucky guy, listening to this voice, it was estimated that the size would not be small.

"How could it be him?"

Hong Fuzi's unique rough voice sounded, and he muttered to himself as if he couldn't believe what he had seen.

"Why him?"

"Who?"

Xu Teda couldn't hold back and asked curiously.

"Zhou Li, of course it's Zhou Li... Why is it him..."

Subconsciously, Hong Fuzi replied. And the whole dark room fell into a deathly silence.

(End of chapter)