Chapter 291: The Man Who Stole the Lie (2-in-1)
Embrace the left and the right, and enjoy the blessings of all people.
is talking about Zhu Qianyun.
Zhou Li?
The rat man in the corner, it's really unfamiliar.
Glancing at Zhou Li, who was sitting on a cushion in the corner and tinkering with something, Cen Shu, who was lecturing, suddenly sighed and said, "Classmate Zhou, do you have any opinions about me?" Or is it that Beiliang Taixue is better than us going to Beijing, and my class can't attract you? ”
In an instant, everyone's eyes focused on Zhou Li. Zhou Li is like a rat man shrouded in the spotlight, a clown caught upstairs by the dark knight, and Gui Daozi hiding in the toilet to steal food, helpless and full of consternation.
Ah, me?
What the hell is going on with me?
The lesbian next to me doesn't care about me, you come to hang me?
"No, you're overthinking."
Although Zhou Li was very puzzled, he still replied very politely: "I also escaped from the class that Beiliang Taixue learned." ”
What Cen Shu wanted to say later was immediately held back.
Cen Shu looked at Zhou Li blankly, coughed after a short brain circuit, and said, "Zhou Li, what is your perception of Lingqi?" ”
"Cognitive?"
Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, "To Lingqi?" ”
"Yes."
Nodding, Cen Shu recovered his expression and spoke: "Everyone has a different understanding of Lingqi, Zhou Li, I want to hear your thoughts." ”
"Lingqi."
Zhou Li thought for a while and said, "Sick and weak? ”
These two words are more shocking than standing on the road and shouting that I am a fool.
No, what is sick and weak?
"Wait a minute, classmate Zhou Li, did I hear me wrong?"
The corners of Cen Shu's eyes twitched, and she couldn't believe her ears for a while, "Zhou Li, you say it again." ”
"I'm sick and weak."
Zhou Li sat up straight and said righteously: "Due to congenital physical problems, he is too weak, his growth is delayed, he is weak in everything, he doesn't fight or grab, isn't this a sickness and weakness?" ”
Tang Guan on the side lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders.
Hey, that's pretty complete.
Cen Shu laughed angrily, she looked at Zhou Li, gritted her teeth and said, "Classmate Zhou's understanding of Lingqi is quite good... Interesting, then I want to ask you, do you think your sick and weak Lingqi is good or bad? ”
"Not bad, right?"
Zhou Li nodded and said, "She is still more considerate of me and reduces a lot of burden." ”
What kind of plot is this mother-in-law catching and raping the mistress, but the son-in-law is ashamed to say that she is gentler than your daughter.
Wait a minute.
Suddenly, Zhou Li's pupils constricted, and he found that his state seemed to be a little wrong. No matter how happy a comedian is, it is impossible for him to say such things.
Tang Wan on the side had already noticed that something was wrong, she looked at Zhou Li and asked him what was wrong with her eyes.
Zhou Li returned a look that he didn't know, but needed rescue.
Tang Wan suddenly understood.
No, Zhou Li's state is not right, I have to help him get out of trouble!
Immediately decided, Tang Wan suddenly raised his hand, making Cen Shu, who was ready to educate Zhou Li, stunned for a moment. She looked at Tang Wan and hesitated: "Classmate Tang... Is there something you can do? ”
Zhou Li gritted his teeth at this time, trying not to let himself speak. He found that his state at this time was extremely weird, and there was no way to talk nonsense like in the past, if he said something that should not be said, he was afraid that Tang Guan's head would fall to the ground. Thinking of this, he hurriedly made a lip shape to Tang Guan on the side.
Save Lao Tzu.
Tang Guan, who stood up, gave a reassuring look, and then she calmly walked to Zhou Li's side under the gaze of many students, and took out a handkerchief to cover Zhou Li's face. Accompanied by Zhou Li's wonderful convulsions, Tang Wan dragged the fainting Zhou Li and said calmly:
"Teacher, Zhou Li fainted and needs to rest."
?
When a question mark appears in my head, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem.
Cen Shu wanted to say something, but because of the Beiliang status of Zhou Li, Tang Guan and others, she couldn't say it, anyway, after half a month, these people would have to get out, she simply took a deep breath and said coldly: "Then take him back to the dormitory, and let him pay attention to his body, don't overindulge." ”
Obviously, Cen Shu regards Zhou Li as the kind of playboy who circulates among the flowers.
"You're kidney-deficient!"
Zhou Li woke up suddenly and subconsciously responded. Tang Guan's pupils suddenly constricted, and a handkerchief stained with medicine directly covered his face, knocking him out completely.
"Back to the light."
Tang Guan raised his head and said to Cen Shu with an innocent face: "Understand." ”
"Get out."
"Okay."
Dragging the back of Zhou Li's neck, Tang Wan left the class in a hurry. Only Yun Baibai and Zhu Qianyun were left messy in the wind.
No, what happened?
What about my teammates?
A moment later, in the face of Cen Shu's unkind gaze, the obedient girl Yun Bai sat up straight, like a primary school student. And Zhu Qianyun sat also straight, after all, he practiced martial arts all day long, and it was necessary to sit and sit.
Soon, after Cen Shu absentmindedly said that the class was over, the Lingqi class ended peacefully. Just as Zhou Li expected, just after Cen Shu left the classroom, those people who had originally refused in vain quickly surrounded him. All he said was to have a meal together, or to watch a play with the moon.
For a while, Yun Baibai was at a loss again, and as soon as she wanted to speak, she saw a figure covering herself.
"Everyone, from now on, don't make any more foolish ideas."
Zhu Qianyun stood indifferently in front of Yun Baibai, took Yun Baibai's hand, and said calmly: "She is my person, if you still understand honesty, please don't bother her anymore." ”
"Huh?"
Those men were stunned, they didn't expect that Yunbai and Baiming had a master. What they didn't expect was that Yun Baibai's flower was actually plucked by another flower.
Although the love between the same sex in Daming is not rare, it still can't be on the stage. So a few of the more moderate ones chose to leave when they learned about it, but the others were not prepared to back down.
"My Fair Lady, Gentleman."
A man with bundled hair stepped forward, holding a folding fan, and said to Zhu Qianyun with a smile: "In the lower is Liu Hongyu, the son of the right capital Yushi, and it is a natural principle and a human relationship to admire Miss Yun in the lower place, so don't compete with Miss Yun in the lower part, don't humiliate yourself, please take a step out of the way." ”
"Ugh."
Zhu Qianyun sighed suddenly, as if he was very sorry. The man named Liu Hongyu thought that Zhu Qianyun had chosen to back down, and just when he wanted to take a step forward and prepare to squeeze Zhu Qianyun away, he was suddenly smashed in the chest by a huge force, and the whole person flew out upside down in an instant, and smashed straight on the ground.
"It's a pity."
Zhu Qianyun stretched out his hand indifferently, and with a slight hook, the black dragon scales at the corner of his eyes flashed. The invisible Hei Qi pulled the frightened Liu Hongyu in front of Zhu Qianyun, she looked down at Liu Hongyu and said indifferently:
"You're lucky, neither of them is here, and in the face of you as standard cannon fodder defined by Brother Zhou, I really don't have any work to use you to deter others."
"So..."
With a twist of her right hand, Liu Hongyu was hung directly by the window. Obviously, he was carrying a third-grade Lingqi, but in front of Zhu Qianyun, there was no room for struggle. Liu Hongyu drooped his head tremblingly, unable to move due to fear, and could only mumble to himself, talking about his father's identity.
"Let's go down to ten."
Zhu Qianyun looked coldly at the few people around her, and suddenly, these people were eroded by an indescribable sense of oppression, but Yun Baibai behind her only had a warm sense of security.
"His father is the right to the imperial history... You do that... You're going to jail. ”
A man stood up boldly, he looked at the girl in front of him who exuded a chill, and said tremblingly: "You can't do this, do it... Too much learning is not allowed to do it. ”
"I have experienced what Brother Zhou always said about pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger."
Zhu Qianyun muttered softly, and then she directly took Yun Baibai's hand, ignored the strange eyes of the people around her, and left the classroom indifferently.
"It's okay."
Yun Baibai hesitated a little, she looked at Zhu Qianyun in front of her, and said worriedly: "The right Yushi is a fourth-grade official, if he is angry with Sister Qianyun, wouldn't it..."
Yun Baibai's father has always taught her that the people do not fight with officials, after all, in this era, power is more powerful than wealth. So her father has always wanted her to get in touch with officialdom through Taixue to see if she can mix with a woman and a half-job. So after learning that the father of the boy who was beaten was the right capital Yushi, she was a little worried.
"Do you know how the last right man was dismissed?"
Stopped, Zhu Qianyun sighed, a little helpless, and a little doting to tidy up Yun Baibai's somewhat scattered sideburns and long hair, and asked.
"Ah, I don't know."
Yun Baibai shook his head and said cutely: "I don't have an official in my family, I don't know about this." ”
"He ran into my father, and my father broke his leg and threw him in front of the emperor, and then he was dismissed."
After a pause, looking at the surprised Yun Baibai, Zhu Qianyun said with a complicated expression:
"My father, Lord Han."
After saying this, Zhu Qianyun suddenly covered his face shyly, regretting why he wanted to say these five words. She didn't expect that this sentence would be so arrogant and shameful to say.
It's all to blame Zhou Li!
remembered that not long before Zhou Li, he teased her every day to find an opportunity to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and then said arrogantly: "My father is Lord Han." With these five big words, she felt inexplicably ashamed.
"Wow, King Han..."
Zhu's lips opened slightly, and Yun Bai's little face was full of surprise. She didn't become flattering or awe-inspiring because of this, but just sighed that Zhu Qianyun didn't look like a girl from the prince's family. I only feel that this sister Qianyun is heroic and cool, and it also gives people a sense of peace of mind, more like a tiger general.
"Okay, okay, let's eat, don't talk about it anymore."
Covering his face, the blush between his fingers proved that Zhu Qianyun was in a state of shame at this time. Now she just wants to find Tang Guan quickly, and when she hugs her, she sucks hard to relieve her pressure.
"Okay~"
Yun Baibai nodded and said with a smile: "Sister Qianyun, let's go." ”
"Zhou Li, you spare me."
Half-kneeling in front of Zhou Li, Tang Guan said affectionately: "Seeing that I am young and a dog has not lived until now, please forgive me for my crimes." ”
Lying on the bed, the weak Zhou Li stretched out his hand and pointed at Tang Guan, his hoarse voice was as weak as being poured two catties of aphrodisiacs and thrown into the pigsty.
"you, killing pigs, using half a bottle of medicine..."
In order to make Zhou Li's faint nature and obedience, Tang Guan's bottle of sweat medicine directly put down half a bottle, and the handkerchief crystallized, so he almost poured it directly into Zhou Li's mouth. Now Zhou Li is like being sunned by ten elephants, his whole body is paralyzed and weak, and he is a little sore.
"Who knows how much medicine can charm four people normally, and you can wake up."
Speaking of this, Tang Guan was also a little aggrieved: "You suddenly cheated the corpse, I was afraid that the amount of medicine was not enough, so I added a little more, which is normal." ”
"Did you pour half a bottle on it, that's called a little bit?"
Zhou Li, who was directly angry with this sentence, almost stood up.
"Okay, it's okay, this sweat medicine won't leave sequelae, I used it to treat insomnia before, don't worry."
Rubbing Zhou Li's shoulder, Tang Guan flattered: "Please also ask Lord Zhou to spare my life, let's definitely handle this kind of thing steadily next time, and leave no trouble." ”
"For example?"
Zhou Li suddenly became vigilant.
"Aphrodisiacs next time."
knocked on his head, and maliciously snorted, Tang Wan laughed and said, "In this way, your performance will make everyone think that you are really crazy." ”
"Haha, grass."
Zhou Li laughed angrily, "If you dare to give me an aphrodisiac, believe it or not, our brothers won't be able to do it." ”
"Not really, right?"
"I'm going to turn you into a crossbow!"
"I was wrong."
Just as Tang Guan was about to kneel and beg for mercy, Zhu Qianyun entered the house with Yun Bai like a savior. As soon as they entered the house, the two of them saw Tang Fugui, who was respectfully preparing to kowtow to Master Zhou.
"What's wrong?"
Zhu Qianyun subconsciously pulled Tang Guan into her arms, enjoying the girl's unique breath and soft body, she asked curiously, "Brother Zhou, what happened to you just now." ”
"I had an accident."
At the mention of this incident, Zhou Li's face suddenly sank, "During that time, I lost my lies. ”
"Lost a lie?"
Zhu Qianyun was stunned for a moment, and Tang Guan was also a little confused, and he didn't understand what was going on for a while.
"I can only say what is in my heart, and I can't hide my intentions."
Shaking his head, Zhou Li frowned and said, "It's like..."
"It's like it was stolen."
Zhuge Qing pushed open the door, and what he was holding in his arms was a lazy black cat. She looked at Zhou Li, with a faint solemnity in her cold eyes: "Master Zhou, it seems that the snake demon you said is stronger to strike first." ”
"The Basilisk..."
Zhou Li narrowed his eyes and said softly thoughtfully, "How did they do it if they were able to steal my lies?" ”
"I have a guess."
Zhuge Qing paused, and then said slowly under the gaze of everyone: "I once read an ancient book in a temple called Jinshan Temple, and there are two such monsters recorded in the middle of the ancient book. ”
"There were snake demons in ancient times, twins. The white snake has the technique of devouring qi fortune, and the green snake has the technique of changing its appearance. The two of them had stolen the half-immortal life of the Taoist Xu Xian, and when they were about to become immortals, they were detected by the host of Jinshan Temple, and suppressed them with a high tower, and they could never be a disaster to the world. ”
"I think the monster we are tracking down should be this blue and white snake demon."
(End of chapter)