I've been wearing this cotton Antarctic underwear for three years.

Not only is it holed, but it's starting to draw as my plump buttocks go, and in my wife's words, I can wear them as sex panties.

When I bought it three years ago, it was just for a loose breath and to prevent it from running out.

For a thirty-nine-nine-six-pair panties, it's already great.

But as an author, I still have to be on the shelves to cut readers' leeks, and I obviously can't wear this torn and brushed Antarctic panties to write a book for everyone, so I threw it away.

So what's the point of me saying that?

Not really.

But there must be a beginning for this testimonial.

There are always readers who are curious about whether the author is full-time, or who cares about what my wife does.

To be honest, my wife and I both have part-time jobs, I write part-time, and she works part-time as a folk singer.

Seriously, I'm relieved to see a lot of netizens scolding rappers recently.

After all, a few years earlier, it was my wife who was scolded for engaging in folk songs.

Have you noticed that folk singers and rappers are the two extremes of the music industry?

Folk singers all give people the feeling that they can only live in a bridge hole.

Think of the key words of a folk singer.

Cheap cigarettes, dilapidated single rooms, old photos in the wallet, No. 2 bus, air conditioning in arrears, Anhe Bridge in memory.

Just these people who engage in folk songs give people the feeling that they can go to the village to receive the subsistence allowance as soon as they open their mouths.

Think again about the key words of rappers.

Wearing a new Bulgari, driving a full Lamborghini, going to the second ring road of Shanghai to have a party, the ticket never has to worry, my sister lined up to go with me, A5 Wagyu is only fed to my dog at home, here is the big head from the CDC, there are people kneeling for me 24 hours a day...

Ahem, I just want to express this.

My wife and I don't make much, barely living, in order to make my wife's life better by the author's side, so I'll give you Riwan after it's on the shelves, it's not clear how long Riwan is, at least a month first, take two badges.

Then I remembered that some old readers were very concerned about the author, and would often ask me how my physical and mental condition was in private chats, and often ask me some questions.

For example, ask about the meaning of trying to live, and then ask if 2,000 yuan can cover my night.

First of all, 2,000 yuan for a night is definitely not good.

And then about the meaning of life, I once drank a bowl of poisonous chicken soup, which roughly means that we have already seen the script of life in heaven, and the reason why we choose this script to be ourselves is because this script has something worthwhile.

This poisonous chicken soup once became a reason for me to live positively and optimistically in the face of hardship before I was 20 years old.

Until my mother began to complain that she was going to get married and buy a house and ask for a bride price for giving birth to my son, she knew that it was so troublesome to give birth to me, so it would be better not to give birth to me.

At that time, I was curious, did she read her life script well, on the night of 96, you should restrain it, you don't want to give birth to me, you don't want to live.

When I was younger, I thought that the world would need me, or that the world would change a little bit because of my existence.

But after graduating and working as a social animal for several years, I learned that there is no meaning in life itself, and the world does not need me.

And my existence is meaningful to my parents, I may be the crystallization of their affection, maybe it is the product of their inheritance, or maybe even the impulsive punishment of their one-night stand.

I always like to dig into the bottom of the search for meaning, and find a reason to hope for my boring and numb life.

I often stare at the novels I have written and wonder, what is the point of these novels?

The places I want to sublimate are not sublimated enough, the places I want to be funny are not funny enough, but the places that are vulgar are really vulgar.

Looking back, most of the novel plots I thought I was boring to write, and I spent most of my life doing these things that I didn't think made sense to be boring.

That's true, my unworthy novel did make some unclean stinky money.

But it wasn't exactly what I wanted.

Actually, I wanted to say these words to my old readers three years ago, but I was very afraid that old readers would ask me, since life is meaningless, why don't you just forget it?

Let me be clear, don't get caught up in my novels.

I have seen a lot of chicken soup that makes people struggle to face suffering, for example, people don't need courage to dare to die in this life, they only need to live.

But this one is so official, I don't like it.

I want to say, you all only live this once, who knows if you will be reincarnated in the next life? Even if you can really be reincarnated, it is very likely that you will be reincarnated in the next life into thirty-nine pieces and ninety-six pieces of torn brushed cotton Antarctic underwear.

Of course, the world does have its own shortcomings.

For example, natural disasters, man-made disasters, sinister people's hearts, collusion between officials and businessmen...

There is also a jungler level 2 catch.

So I never believed in the rhetoric of fate, but it wasn't until I met some special people in my life that I might not have known at all in retrospect, and became friends with them and lovers with her.

While most of them didn't go a long way with me, their presence did change my life.

I can't help but sigh that this forced world is really fucking good.

If I were to write my life into a book, maybe the suffering and happiness would be half mixed together, maybe the mediocrity and unwillingness would be upsetting, maybe it would be a vulgar plot with no connotation and no way to pass the review without deletion.

Well, with all that said, the meaning is simple.

My wife is the meaning of my life.

Other people's testimonials on the shelves are to thank readers, editors, Ultraman, and CCTV.

But my testimonials are to thank my wife, thank her very much.

So I'll work hard to update it, maintain the quality, and let everyone have the desire to watch it and watch it again in the next life.

It's still the same sentence, every day for a month, and then I'll talk about the rest.

I hope that readers will support me a lot, and I will throw recommended tickets, monthly passes, rewards, and subscriptions to me!

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The following is a list of sacrifices, you can check it out if you are short of books!

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The above is the list of sacrifices, readers choose to eat!

Good luck to me!