Chapter 123: Good morning, brother, this is Wenwen (5K!) )

"Don't worry, you let the factory director ride the pig for a while, if you are confident, it is best to leave him an ambiguous distance and pretend not to know."

Letme looked at the post-game voice video released by the Snakes and felt a little numb.

"Huh?! I said that this wave of holy spear brother has no vision, why is he so spiritually stuck in the factory director for a long time, is it also black? ”

In the match between the Snakes and EDG that ended two days ago, the Snakes swept EDG directly 3-0.

And in the end, Song Wen turned to the jungler, the rhythm was full, and the game ended in twenty-five minutes, and the EDG who played had no power to fight back, and easily won the game.

The factory director has always been known for his IQ jungler, but in that day's game, he was completely blown up in IQ by a black man who was good at operation and turned to jungler on a single list.

The director of the factory has been raising pigs in the wild area by Song Wen for the whole game, and all kinds of arrests, and now the public opinion on the Internet is all ridiculing the factory director, thinking that Song Wen has taken over the position of the director of the pig factory, as for Ming Kai?

Captain Pig in the pig farm.

Today, the Snakes also released a post-game voice, letme saw the message push, and clicked on it as soon as possible.

In two days, they will play the Snakes in the semifinals of the playoffs.

During this time, Brother Feng would pull everyone to a meeting whenever he was free to review the game of the Snake Team, but the more he reviewed, the more terrifying he felt.

Especially letme, I am so stressed that my hands are shaking every day.

"The factory is definitely making it popular, and I'm going to oppose him now."

"The factory is going to be caught, don't be afraid, buddy is squatting here."

"The factory can only be a wolf now, I'm going to reverse him."

"The factory squats you in the middle and sells him an ass."

"Take down the brothers, go and beat the little giant baby!"

"I'm rough, Brother Wen's jungler is too fierce, you won't take out another AD when you play RNG, right?"

The video came to an abrupt end here.

Letme's anxious heart tickled.

So you can't fight AD or not!

The Hook Eight Snakes team is really disgusting, and it is broken here!

He sighed and sighed: "Damn, this black is too terrifying, how does it feel like opening, the first time I saw the factory director so embarrassed, I was completely walked by black." ”

Hearing letme's words, the spicy incense pot nodded.

"He plays a top order, EDG can still last for more than 30 minutes, he plays jungler, EDG directly has no way to play, and he is desperate! This guy said before that he was the best player to play, and I thought he was a braggadocio, but now it seems to be true. ”

Seeing that UZI was not in the training room, Xiaohu also joined the discussion.

"Now that black is so hot, netizens have already made him a god."

"What God? Black God? The god of literature? The spicy incense pot said and laughed, "Or send God?" ”

"It's small, the pattern is small," surfer Xiao Ming said with a smile, "They all call him the beast god!" ”

UZI WALKED IN THROUGH THE DOOR WITH AN UNHAPPY LOOK ON HIS FACE.

Brother Feng talked to him for half an hour just now, and the car talked back and forth, and in the end, it was a meaning, so that he could adjust his mentality.

The Snakes and RNG will play the semifinals in two days, and if UZI still has a physiological reaction to hear black's name as it does now, it will definitely not work.

At the suggestion of Brother Feng, UZI decided to relax today.

Go to the play shop and find a sweet double row to play with.

——

snake esports club.

Song Wen yawned and came to the training room.

Seeing that Brother Crystal and the gesture were already there, he glanced at the wall clock on the wall in some surprise.

"It's only seven o'clock in the morning, and you're going to start fighting?"

The posture was wearing headphones, and he was playing the ranking with a serious face, and he didn't hear Song Wen speak.

Brother Crystal, who was eating breakfast, glanced at Song Wen, and smiled without smiling:

"It's not you, the king of rolls, who sleeps later than pigs and gets up earlier than chickens every day."

Hearing Brother Crystal's words, Song Wen sighed.

In the past, when the weather was cold, he could still go out in the middle of the night in a military coat to breathe, but now that the weather is warmer, going out in a military coat is equivalent to having no silver three hundred taels here.

"I don't want to either, I wanted to go out for a supper last night, but I was recognized, and I ran eight hundred miles before I came back alive."

Brother Crystal's nerves beat a little when he heard the word crazy, remembered his barbecue, and sneered: "It's yours." ”

The two were chatting, and Zhu Kai walked in panting.

"You two so early?"

"Xiao Zhu, why are you so early?"

Hearing Song Wen's words, Zhu Kai put the breakfast in his hand on the table and spread his hands helplessly.

"At the door of the club now, there are either wreaths or firewood knives every day, I must get up early and dispose of everything, otherwise it will be ugly."

Seeing that Zhu Kai's face was flushed, obviously he had just done physical work, Song Wen patted Zhu Kai's shoulder and said in appreciation:

"Xiao Zhu, it's my blessing to have you."

He was about to take a Zhu Kai bun to eat, when he heard a disgusting voice behind him.

"Huh? Is it? I'm sharing a house, they're all my sisters, they've just gotten up, hehehe. ”

Song Wen was stunned for a moment, looked at the posture, and then looked at Brother Crystal.

"No, what is this pig doing?"

Brother Crystal rolled his eyes and complained:

"This idiot, I bought a voice changer yesterday, and I double-lined up with his good brother all night, and I played all night, and you don't even know that you live with him?"

Song Wen looked strange, he ran back last night at more than two o'clock, saw that the toilet light was still on, thought that the gesture was glued inside, and waited for half an hour and didn't come out, and thought that this kid was spurting blood and died inside, and originally wanted to go and see, but he was too sleepy and fell asleep directly.

"Okay, okay, then I'll go rest first, brother will play together next time~"

Posture hung up the voice, took off the headphones, and screamed.

"It's not you guys what's the dog called?!"

Song Wen stepped forward and glanced at the settlement interface of the gesture.

ID Clumsy Little Meow, Diamond 1.

"Isn't it, you can't even hit a diamond now? Looking for a double row? ”

"What do you know, this is my trumpet," in the face of Song Wen's ridicule, his posture seemed indifferent, "It's not that a single row can't afford it, but a double row is more cost-effective." ”

Brother Crystal hissed and couldn't help but scold:

"Brother Wen, you just say that this stupid is not disgusting, right?"

Brother Crystal looked at Song Wen and found that the other party was rubbing his chin with one hand, with a pensive look, and a bad premonition was born in his heart.

"Brother Wen?"

Song Wen didn't pay attention to Brother Crystal, patted his shoulder, and said with a smile:

"Borrow buddies to play!"

He turned on the computer, installed the voice changer sent by the gesture, and then logged in to his WeChat account.

As soon as WeChat was logged in, there were messages that kept coming, and it took a long time for the card to show normal.

The gesture squinted at Song Wen's computer and muttered:

"Brother C of Xingxing Bay is happy every day...... What kind of group is this, Brother Wen? ”

"Companion group."

Song Wen responded casually and clicked in.

This playgroup was entered when he was sitting on the bench, after all, the salary was low at that time, and Song Wen wanted to make some extra money.

But although he has a high rank, the bosses in the group are basically men, and he can't grab the monsters in the group at all.

And the few little rich women also like the kind of milk dog sound that is sandwiched in the air.

He has been in the group for more than a month, and he didn't grab a single order.

So this time, it doesn't matter if he makes money or not, he must wash away his shame, but this obsession!

He was lucky, and as soon as he entered, he saw that the group leader was sending orders.

Group leader Guo Guofei: [Electric one diamond single and double row, come to an assist, don't come with phantom limbs, don't come if you mix, you have to have a basic consciousness, limited to women. ] 】

Song Wen didn't think about it, so he clicked on his avatar in the upper right corner, first changed the white-haired loli photo of the second ape, and then changed his nickname to Wenwen.

Since it was morning, there weren't many people, and this boss was a diamond rank, and he asked for a lot at first glance, so when Song Wen finished the operation, there was only one voice test to accompany him.

Qing Huan: "Good morning Hello boss, the electricity can be on in seconds, drill five goalkeepers, play Lulu Qin Girl and Wind Girl, I hope the boss will give you a chance." ”

Seeing this excellent opportunity, Song Wen quickly turned on the microphone!

Wenwen: "Hello brother good morning, this is Wenwen, the master level of the first district, you can fill the position in an all-round way, don't mix or grab your brother's head, my brother needs me to be able to C, I can also protect my brother closely, I have a lot of skin, gentle and cute, and most importantly, I want to spend a pleasant morning with my brother~"

In the Snake training room, there was a dead silence.

Brother Crystal looked at Song Wen with a look in his eyes, as if he was looking at a devil.

Zhu Kai took half a bite of the bun, and he didn't notice that the stuffing fell out.

He stood up silently, sat next to Brother Crystal, hugged his arms with both hands, and shivered.

——

UZI SAT IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER WITH SOME IRRITATION.

He wanted to find a trumpet to play with him to adjust his mood, but no one took the order after waiting for a long time.

The only one who took the order, and his voice was the same as that of his aunt, which made him wonder if the other party was turning on the voice changer.

He sighed, and was about to close WeChat when he saw another message coming.

Wenwen: "Hello brother good morning, this is Wenwen, the master level of the first district, you can fill the position in an all-round way, don't mix or grab your brother's head, my brother needs me to be able to C, I can also protect my brother closely, I have a lot of skin, gentle and cute, and most importantly, I want to spend a pleasant morning with my brother~"

In just a few seconds of voice strips, Uzi was red-faced and red-faced.

The soft voice, cute and unpretentious, with the smell of a young girl, is like an unripe green plum hanging on a warped branch in the courtyard.

UZI SWALLOWED HIS SALIVA WHEN HE HEARD IT.

The depression in his heart was swept away, and UZI smiled @ Wenwen, and transferred the account to the group leader.

Wenwen: "Brother ID send me a bit~"

QAQ: "Attack on Piggy." ”

UZI WAITED FOR A WHILE, AND SAW THAT AN ACCOUNT WITH THE ID "CANYON FEMALE ASSISTANT TEACHER" HAD ADDED HIS FRIENDS.

As soon as he entered the voice, UZI heard a sweet female voice.

"Hello brother~"

"Good, good!"

UZI NODDED HAPPILY.

"Okay then, I'll open it!"

"OK, let's go! What does my brother want to play? ”

"I'll play VN, I'm better at VN."

"No problem, then I'll play Lulu to protect you."

Seeing that his sister was so good, Uzi's heart bloomed like a flower.

"Okay, you play Lulu, I'll just kill it!"

Uzi locked the hero, entered the game, and began to operate.

After all, it's only a diamond rank, and Uzi can still play handy in this rank, and after playing for a while, he found that his companion sister is really playing very well, whether it is the understanding of the line, or the suppression of the line, including the awareness of gank, all of them are done in all aspects.

With Lulu's assistance, Uzi's red glasses were like hormones, and the third-level Yueta forcibly killed the ADC on the opposite side.

"Wow! Brother, your VN is so good! ”

Hearing the other party praise himself, Uzi smirked twice.

"It's okay, it's better for you to help."

Xiao Ming, who was sitting next to Uzi, glanced at Uzi as if he had seen a ghost, but finally didn't speak.

It doesn't matter, as long as Uzi is happy.

"No, no, it's better for my brother to play, and my brother's UZI is like a VN!"

Hearing the words of playing, Uzi was stunned for a moment, but he didn't think much about it, he just said with a smile:

"I did learn my VN from UZI, and you know UZI."

"Of course I know, I've always been a fan of UZI, and then again, brother, your voice is a bit like UZI, you won't be UZI, right?"

——

Snake training room.

The more Song Wen played, the more he felt that something was not right.

Judging from the frequency of this ADC twitching in place, how to look at it and how it feels familiar.

The main boss is also very similar to the voice of the UZI Colossus.

Taking advantage of the effort to go home, Song Wen took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat.

"Little Jean, what are you dog brothers doing?"

He and Letme already had contact information, and when he explained by himself, Uzi lost his temper and didn't want to play, but it was Song Wen who letme found a way to bring the little fat man to the player's seat.

"Uh...... What about him playing in ranking? ”

"Single row?"

"This ...... Brother Wen, you want to stop him? He's playing with a diamond trumpet, and he can't stop it. ”

Seeing letme's reply, Song Wen glanced at his computer blankly.

Rough!

He wasn't sure and sent another message.

"Brother Dog's trumpet, shouldn't you call Attack Piggy, right?"

Letme's reply was interrupted, presumably to look at Uzi's screen.

"I'm rough! How do you know? I don't know. ”

Looking at letme's news, Song Wen was stunned for a moment.

Oh no, it's okay!

If this thing is poked out, the news of "Black Out Pretending to Be a Woman to Play with Uzi and Talking About Online Romance" will not be on the hot search tomorrow?

No way.

This thing must not be exposed, although he doesn't care about his reputation, but it can't be defined as a pervert, right?

Song Wen was thinking about something, and Uzi had already arrived on the line and fought against the opposite bottom lane duo.

"Huh! Wenwen! What are you doing? Look at me. ”

"Ah, I'm sorry brother, I wiped my milk on the keyboard just now."

The stain looked at the gray screen, a little up, and was stunned for a moment when he heard Song Wen's words.

"What milk?"

"Milk. I just drank milk and accidentally squeezed it out and dripped it onto the keyboard, sorry. ”

Hearing Song Wen's explanation, Uzi smiled.

"Why are you so careless, little fool."

Song Wen stiffened his hands and feet and turned off the microphone.

“yue!!!!”

"What kind of sin did Gou Ba Laozi do in his last life, to let Uzi torture me like this!!"

Listening to Song Wen's roar, his posture was complicated.

"Brother Wen, you have to know that perverts will always meet perverts."

"Erzi, you come and fight for me."

"I don't fight."

Although he didn't know what was going on, he saw that Song Wen was already red, and seeing that Song Wen was going to let himself be tortured in his place, he stood up and ran out of the training room with a smoke.

——

RNG training room.

Letme watched Song Wen suddenly disappear halfway through the message, and was a little confused.

How did Black know Uzi's Trumpet?

That's a diamond trumpet.,Uzi doesn't usually play.,Haven't used this number to play live broadcast.,Black doesn't have a reason to know.。

Letme also wanted to send a message to Song Wen, but he heard Uzi on the side say softly:

"Wenwen, why did you suddenly stop talking? Did I make you angry little fool? ”

Letme was a little uncomfortable by Uzi's contrived tone, and was about to stand up and go out to breathe, when she suddenly reacted.

Text?

What text?

A terrifying thought popped into his head.

"Wouldn't it? Black wouldn't be so perverted, would he? Uzna can't be the heroine's script, right?! ”

"I heard that black talked about an online dating partner before, and he was cheated of millions, so he hated ...... because of love"

Letme brainstormed for a while, only to feel a little swollen in her brain, and walked behind Uzi.

Attack on Piggy and the female assistant coach of the canyon are killing all sides in the lower lane.

The two worked closely together, and they had a good heart, and Varus and Nami, who killed each other, had no power to fight back.

Today's Uzi looks particularly brave, seeing that Varus is less than half blood, and he is about to cross the tower with his ultimate, Nami makes a backhand Q, and Uzi gets into the bathtub headlong.

Uzi, who failed to cross the tower, turned red and spoke:

"This Nami is disgusting! Wenwen, you just turned Nami into a sheep just now. ”

letme listened to UZI one by one, and the more she listened, the more wrong she became, so she picked up her mobile phone and took a photo secretly, and sent it directly to Song Wen.

"Brother Wen, this Wenwen shouldn't be you, right?"

WeChat instantly lit up typing, and in the game screen, Lulu, who had been moving just now, suddenly didn't move.

"It was an accident. If you dare to speak out, I'll tell you about you as a traitor! ”

Looking at Song Wen's reply, letme couldn't cry or laugh.

God, the traitor!

But letme naturally won't be idle to talk about it, after all, he still wants to continue to play professionally.

"Wenwen, can you give me a crucible later, there is a bit of control on the other side."

Listening to Uzi's non-stop Wenwen, letme got goosebumps all over her body, couldn't listen to it at all, and quickly ran out.

Uzi probably wants to show himself too much in front of his sister.,Go up and over the tower at every turn.,Although you can also kill the opposite side.,But it's always replaced.。

And his own side is a big disadvantage.

Looking at the 10-21 overall head score, Uzi muttered dissatisfied.

"What kind of teammate is this, I'm really convinced, isn't it eye-catching."

"The Diamond Bureau can't touch any eye-catching horns."

(End of chapter)