Chapter 124: Can You Play Kasumi? (5K)
defeat! 】
Uzi looked at the base of the explosion, his face flushed.
Playing a diamond game, he actually overturned.
This made him lose face in front of Wenwen.
"Are you still going to fight?"
A girl's soft voice came from the headset, making Uzi even more embarrassed.
Look!
My brother doesn't scream anymore!
It's all to blame for those dogs, he has to play him in a diamond game, it's really disgusting!
"There was a bit of a mismatch in the last wave just now, and if you play again, this one will definitely take you to win."
Uzi breathed a long sigh of relief and moved his wrist, deciding to bring out the concentration he had been playing with.
"What are we going to play in this game?"
Hearing the words of the companion, Uzi spoke:
"It's still VN, as long as our teammates don't act, we'll win."
"By the way, the ADC that just came out can play, it's the one with feathers."
Uzi was stunned for a moment.
Last week, the league just released two couple heroes, namely Reverse Yuxia in the AD position and Phantom Lingluo in the support position.
These two heroes have just been launched, and the intensity is very high, but UZI has not been in a good mood lately and has not practiced at all.
Hearing the words of playing, Uzi hesitated for a moment and spoke:
"Well, not very well, but this kind of hero can be practiced casually."
"Then do you want to practice it?"
Uzi suddenly became a little agitated.
Why is this Wenwen suddenly not empathetic?
So he simply changed his AD position to the middle lane.
"Huh! I suddenly want to play Yasuo! I'm going to play Yasuo in the middle lane! ”
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Song Wen's face was hideous, and when he saw that Uzi had chosen Yasuo, he directly took out Xia.
Uzi qualifiers switched to the middle, and he also switched to the bottom lane.
The physical discomfort made him want to run away at the end of the previous round.
But the psychological tooth must be repaid, so he stayed on his back.
Gou Hachi was disgusted by Uzi for a whole game, how can he come back disgusted!
As soon as he entered the game, Song Wen sighed.
"This Kasumi looks so good, why doesn't my brother play Kasumi, is it because he can't?"
Seeing that his sister doubted herself, UZI couldn't help but have a direct showdown.
"Haha, Wenwen, in fact, I lied to you just now, I'm UZI, I didn't expect it, do you think I'll be Xia?"
"Zun Du fake doo?"
Song Wen's two strands of pouting directly touched the tip of UZI's heart, and turned UZI directly into a cocked mouth.
"Of course it's true, didn't you also say that my voice is similar to UZI?"
"I don't believe it, you're definitely not UZI, I've always been a fan of UZI, don't pretend to be him, he hasn't played Kasumi."
HEARING SONG WEN'S WORDS, UZI WAS ANGRY AND HAPPY, AND HURRIEDLY SAID:
"In this way, I'll start the live broadcast directly now, okay, you can see if I'm UZI!"
In UZI's live broadcast room, the loyal fans who had been waiting in the live broadcast room were surprised and delighted to see Uzi suddenly start broadcasting.
[I'm rough, puppy, why did you suddenly start broadcasting! ] 】
[Hahaha, happy, you can watch the live broadcast of the puppy again! ] 】
[Why didn't you give advance notice when the broadcast started today!] 】
【Puppy I love you!!】 】
Uzi casually said hello to the barrage fans, and sent Song Wen the room number.
As soon as letme came back from the toilet after overcoming her physical discomfort, she saw that Uzi had started a live broadcast, and was surprised:
"Why are you still on the air?"
Uzi was a little impatient with letme's interruptions.
"If you want to open it, you can open it, it's nothing anyway."
"This ......"
Letme didn't know what to do for a while.
According to Black's temperament, Uzi started a live broadcast, and Uzi must not be to death?
But he couldn't remind Uzi, so he could only walk out again as if nothing happened, came to the bedroom, took out his mobile phone, and watched UZI's live broadcast directly.
"Wow! You're really UZI! ”
Hearing the exclamation of his sister, UZI giggled twice.
"It must be true, why are you lying to you!"
"Then can you teach me how to play Kasumi?"
"Absolutely."
"What skill does Lord Kasumi have?"
Uzi was stunned for a moment, and then said hesitantly:
"Master Q Bar ......"
"Zun Du Fake ......"
Questioned by the girl, Uzi looked a little embarrassed and quickly changed the topic.
"Anyway, you can play casually when you practice heroes, I'll play casually."
Uzi's rhetoric didn't last for ten minutes.
He still overestimated his nursery school to some extent, and he was sweating profusely after playing a diamond game.
And Xia, who was on the lower road, had already gone crazy, and in just ten minutes, he had already achieved a 5-0 record.
Uzi was a little embarrassed: "Wenwen, you have something." ”
"Haha," Song Wen forcibly suppressed the smile in his heart, "Teacher UZI taught well, Xia Master Q is really powerful!" ”
UZI smiled and silently remembered Kasumi in his heart.
The advantage of the lower road is too great, and with the cooperation of Luo of the passers-by, Xia Luo directly penetrated the lower road, and it can already be directly 2v5.
UZI's Yasuo is still swimming in F6, and the lower road is already pushing the opposite incisor tower.
In the live broadcast room, seeing that Song Wen was so powerful, the barrage praised one after another.
[Where is the puppy's sister, so strong. 】
[Haha, indeed, with the puppy lying down.] 】
[And this sister is still a fan of the puppy, I didn't expect the puppy to have such a powerful female fan.] 】
[Can you two keep a double row! ] 】
[Wenwen Wenwen, my Wenwen! 】
Song Wen hit a wave of four kills on the high ground, looked at the base that was about to explode, and said:
"TEACHER UZI, TAKE A LOOK AT MY OPERATION."
Hearing Song Wen's words, UZI was stunned for a moment, and looked at Xia's position while playing the red BUFF.
I saw Xia following Luo's charge, and Abuse Quan scored a five-kill, and then turned around and was about to explode the base.
Song Wen cut out of the game, turned off the voice changer directly, pinched his nose and shouted:
"Shockwave! Watch and learn well! Have you learned to be wasted! ”
UZI WAS STUNNED, AND THE MOUSE POINTER STOPPED MOTIONLESS IN THE FRAME.
【victory! 】
He looked at the static game screen in a daze, and the small piece of spring in his heart that had just been warmed fell into the cold winter of the lunar month in an instant.
Immediately afterwards, the anger that was played with rushed straight to the heavenly spirit cover!
UZI'S FACE WAS FLUSHED, AND HIS HANDS WERE SHAKING WITH ANGER.
"No, he's sick!!"
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#UZI排位被变声器戏耍#
#UZI教男陪玩玩鸟...... Person#
#UZI红温#
#雯雯到底是谁? #
The next day.
Snake Esports Club meeting room.
Song Wen looked at the hot search that was still hanging on the hot search list, and laughed with joy.
Who Wenwen is has become a social topic.
And UZI was broadcast directly at the speed of light at that time, and obviously suffered a lot of psychological trauma.
"Brother Wen, the LPL interviewer is here."
Hearing Zhu Kai's words, Song Wen nodded.
Before the start of the semi-finals, LPL specially arranged an exclusive interview with both Song Wen and UZI, which was obviously ill-intentioned.
However, Song Wen will definitely not refuse this kind of good thing sent to the door.
Looking at Yu Shuang and the camera staff who walked in the door, Song Wen stood up and stretched out his hand extremely politely.
"Hello Teacher Yu Shuang! We meet again. ”
Seeing Song Wen's humble gesture, Yu Shuang couldn't laugh or cry.
"Teacher Song Wen, don't be like this, I'm afraid."
"Huh? What's wrong, do I have a pain mask on my face? ”
Yu Shuang's expression was a little bitter.
Since his last interview with Song Wen, those fanatical fans have chased her and scolded her for weeks.
Some spray her questions deliberately with guidance.
Some sprayed her without the ability to control the field, why didn't she interrupt Song Wen's speech.
Anyway, there is anything to spray, in short, as long as you have a relationship with Song Wen, you will inevitably be cyberbullied.
asked her to come to this interview, and she was actually very resistant in her heart, but LPL is now in the female host circle, and she is the oldest, who is she not on?
"Teacher Song Wen, let's discuss something," Yu Shuang said with a smile, "Can we lower the firepower this time, otherwise I really can't bear it." ”
Song Wen blinked in surprise: "It's not a live broadcast this time, can't you edit it?" ”
Hearing Song Wen's words, Yu Shuang suddenly realized!
It's not a live broadcast this time! It's completely editable!
The average person may not know exactly how far editing can go.
This is not only to reduce Song Wen's firepower output, but to kill it directly!
If you really want to edit, the editor can't say that he can cut two completely unrelated words together, even two completely unrelated words.
For example, Song Wen said: "I don't think UZI is good, he is a fool." ”
They can be edited into: "Idiots think UZI can't do it." ”
Yu Shuang's expression quickly became lively, and she let go of the psychological pressure, which made her feel as light as a swallow.
She and Song Wen sat opposite each other, and the camera was about to turn on, when she saw the posture standing aside holding a mobile phone.
"Huh...... Posture player, what are you shooting? ”
Yu Shuang instantly became alert, and her face was frightened: "Won't you be live now, right?" ”
Seeing that Yu Shuang was so excited, Song Wen smiled and comforted:
"No, no, it's just to record a good life."
Hearing Song Wen's words, Yu Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately reacted again.
"Uh...... You're not going to post it online, are you? ”
"Don't worry, Mr. Yushuang, can I still not understand such a little truth, I will definitely not grab the official traffic, I will send it again when you send it, you also know that my fans are very enthusiastic, and I will definitely show them the pure enjoyment version."
Yu Shuang's expression changed with Song Wen's words, from joy to confusion to despair.
If Song Wen wants to post a video, then they still edit a fart?
When the time comes, let Song Wen release a pure version and slap his face?
"What a sinister boy, it turns out that he has been prepared for a long time......"
Yu Shuang slandered in her heart, but now it is LPL begging to interview Song Wen, and it is not that Song Wen is short of traffic and wants LPL to interview, so you can't put on a score and say that you won't be allowed to shoot during the interview, right?
Yu Shuang made a bitter face and said softly:
"Teacher Song Wen, be a little gentle."
Song Wen was dark and strange, and responded:
"It's not the first time for you, why are you so scared, relax."
Yu Shuang sighed and started the interview at the director's suggestion.
"Hello audience friends, welcome to today's LPL player interview, I am the host Yu Shuang. Today we invited the top laner of the Snake team, black, to be a guest on our talk show, black player, and say hello to fans and friends who like you! ”
Song Wen nodded at the camera: "Hello dear fans and friends, I'm black." ”
Yu Shuang smiled and said: "Dear fans and friends, this sentence is already a classic sentence of black players, you seem to use this sentence to greet fans every time you post on Weibo or in an interview, a bit like Feng Gong's sentence I want to kill you at the annual party." You always say that, and you can see that you really like your fans and get along well with them. ”
"Well, it's not like that," Song Wen shook his head, "You also know that my fans are basically black fans, the reason why I said this at the beginning was that swearing on Weibo would be reported, and second, I wanted to fool those GSLs and pig offals into giving me a fan card hahaha!" ”
Yu Shuang's eyes widened and she looked at Song Wen in disbelief.
"Huh? Can this be said, Mr. Song Wen, do you want to consider changing your words? ”
Because it was not a live broadcast, Yu Shuang directly reminded him.
This kid should be so sincere!
"It's okay, it's okay," Song Wen waved his hand indifferently, "Anyway, the use value of GSL and starch has been squeezed dry by me." ”
Yu Shuang's face was helpless.
Song Wen refused to change her words, what could she do, the big deal was to go back and cut and see what could be broadcast, as for him to send it himself, it had nothing to do with her Yu Shuang.
"The black players are really interesting, huh...... Speaking of which, this year's Snake team is also a dark horse, from not being favored to be at the bottom of the standings, to now reaching the semifinals of the playoffs, and the final stage of the spring championship has been launched, why do you think Snake has suddenly become so strong during this time? ”
Song Wen thought for a moment and said:
"Actually, it's really not that we are strong, but that other teams in the LPL are not good."
He turned his head and showed a bright smile at the camera: "I'm not targeting anyone, but I'm saying that everyone here in the LPL is rubbish." ”
As soon as this sentence came out, even the hands of the photography teacher who was holding the photography shook his hand.
This kid dares to say it so much, don't die!
Yu Shuang smiled awkwardly and changed the subject.
"The following questions are a bit sharp, and many netizens said, black player, your personality is very flamboyant, which is actually not a bad thing, but you always criticize us LPL, and you haven't said LCK, why is this?"
"In fact, I'm already studying MSI's opponents," Song Wen smiled and continued, "But for now, I haven't been to MSI after all, how can I sweep the world without sweeping a house, I will naturally clean up the garbage in the LCK, but before that, I must clean up my own garbage first." ”
Mad!
It's crazy!
This kid is really crazy!
Yu Shuang's expression is complicated, and you can imagine what kind of uproar it will cause if these contents are broadcast.
"Tomorrow your team will play against RNG, what kind of results do you think you will get?"
"Three to zero," Song Wen blurted out without thinking about it, "Of course, if RNG is not on UZI, it may be three to one or three to two, and I will consider putting two rounds of water on RNG as appropriate." ”
Yu Shuang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly couldn't help but want to laugh.
Song Wen always seems to be crazy when he speaks, but if you take a closer look, it's all tricks.
Just this sentence is equivalent to directly roasting RNG and UZI on the stove.
UZI's recent form doesn't seem to be great, and there are often unreliable gossip that UZI may miss the semi-finals due to physical reasons.
But these gossip seems to be unreliable, but behind it, it is possible that some organizations deliberately let it out to talk about it.
However, now that Song Wen's sentence comes out, do you RNG still dare to let UZI not play?
Really don't let UZI play, no matter how many rounds you RNG wins, you'll be a joke.
It's so ruthless!
"Are you so confident?"
Yu Shuang couldn't hold back, but still subconsciously asked.
Song Wen immediately became modest: "It's okay, that must not be the world's first shockwave confidence of Teacher UZI, I can count it as a second shockwave at most." ”
Yu Shuang looked at the position of the posture and lowered her voice:
"I'd like to ask you a private question, could you please pause the recording for a while."
Hearing Yu Shuang's words, Song Wen waved his hand at the gesture, and when he saw the gesture put down the phone, Yu Shuang asked with a gossipy face:
"I'm really curious, you don't seem to have much to do with UZI, but you hate UZI so much, why is that? The Internet says that you are because your online dating partner looks like UZI and has been deceived by millions, so you vent your anger on UZI, I think this must be fake, right? ”
Song Wen glanced at Yu Shuang in a dark and complicated way, and sighed.
"You're right, in fact, the real reason I hate UZI is ......"
Yu Shuang looked expectant, pricked up two ears and listened carefully.
"You all know, I love to drink milk powder, but what is UZI his name, his name means udder zest lactescence, so I'm jealous of him, I hate him!"
Song Wen's sudden appearance of English made Yu Shuang stunned for a moment, obviously not reacting.
She tilted her head, and subconsciously translated with a strange face:
"Milk anti-flavor lotion?"
"That's right!" Song Wen gave Yu Shuang a thumbs up, "Teacher Yu Shuang's English is indeed very good!" ”
Yu Shuang obviously didn't understand yet, and asked:
"What does that mean?"
Song Wen sighed, as if he was blaming Yu Shuang for not even understanding this.
"Why can I only drink milk powder, and UZI can drink the original milk defense flavor lotion? Am I inferior to UZI? So I'm not convinced, I must defeat UZI to prove myself! ”
Yu Shuang opened her small mouth and was dumbfounded.
The gesture couldn't help but give Song Wen a thumbs up: "Brother Wen, English is really played by you, you are really an English genius!" ”
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Yu Shuang rubbed her sleepy eyes and glanced at the wall clock on the wall.
"Editor, isn't it okay yet, is there anything that needs to be re-recorded?"
Because the Snakes and RNG game will start tomorrow night, the interview video of the two must be released by tomorrow morning to warm up the game in advance.
Sometimes if you want to cut out some content that cannot be restored or replaced, you have to make up another one on the spot.
But Yu Shuang waited from noon to 8 p.m., and did not receive a request for reshoot, so she saw the editor burying his head in the crackling and knocking around.
"Bang!"
The editor slammed his mouse on the table and stood up.
"Teacher?"
"What a good thing! Lao Tzu quit and resign! How do you cut this interview? There is not a single word that can be broadcast! Whoever has the ability to cut it! Don't fuck it! ”
(End of chapter)