Chapter 160 High Energy "Ventriloquism" Black School Edition Uztegong Chapter, Women Care for Uzi Breasts
"Audience friends before the live broadcast, you are now watching the 2017 League of Legends Mid-Season Championship group stage, the game between the snake team in our LPL region and the GAM in the VCS region, I am the commentator Miller!"
"I'm a commentary doll!"
"I'm commentator stateless!"
On the commentary seat, Doll and Miller glanced at each other, looking at the stateless state who was still in a state of high excitement on the side, and some couldn't laugh or cry.
Wang Duoduo and Rita's official commentary combination has been boiled away.
And the man was still standing firm.
And it is said that if Snake can make it to the finals, there will be two special commentators, one is stateless, and the other is Uzi.
It's hard to imagine that these two people standing together in the commentary seat will directly stage a real fight.
In today's game, there is not much suspense, as the weakest team in the group stage, GAM, meets snake, and there is almost no speculation about the outcome of the game.
But interestingly, GAM had just been kept clean by SKT before.
This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that Song Wen posted a very high-profile Weibo before the start of the game.
"The black player said on Weibo that SKT can keep a clean sheet on GAM, and they can do the same, and they have made an agreement in the team that whoever sends the first head to GAM will go to the small black house to let Zhu Kai feed him chicken soup for three hours, which can be said to be very interesting."
Hearing Miller's words, the doll smiled and spoke:
"To be honest, although as the commentator of the LPL, you should support your own team, but I don't think it's a big problem to die once, right? Stateless: Do you think that in this game, if someone is going to die, who is it? ”
Stateless thought about it and made a joke.
"I don't think anyone wants to die, after all, Zhu Kai's chicken soup can be said to be famous in the industry, drinking it for three hours is not a joke, the purines of chicken soup are very high, and it will cause gout."
Miller clearly didn't want to let the stateless fool around.
After all, when they were in the spring game, they were sweating and suffering a lot of hardships when they were screaming one shock wave at a time, so they said:
"I mean, if it's a game today, there's going to be a dead person on the Snakes' side?"
Seeing Miller asking, the stateless smiled.
"I think if I have to die one, it should be black."
"Huh?" The stateless answer obviously surprised the doll a little, "I think black is the least likely, right?" ”
"Theoretically," Statusless nodded, and then rephrased, "but I think Mr. Black is righteous and will definitely die heroically." ”
In the official live broadcast room, the barrage at this time has also turned into fun people.
[Stateless, you are so bold, this is to kill the teacher, it's a big rebellion! ] 】
[The ultimate black powder is like this, I still want to see the black out of the cup and cough, or I want to see the black out as a clown. 】
[For those of us who are the best black fans, I hope he will be ugly when the black is in the cup, and when the black is ugly...... We defece. 】
While people were still ridiculing, the two sides finally debugged the equipment, and the game officially began.
GAM player seat.
Mid laner Optimus was spitting excitedly at this time.
"Brothers! Cheer up! The black on the other side is too arrogant! We must win this game today! ”
No one spoke in the team's voice.
Everyone knows that the difference in quality between the two teams is too great.
Seeing that no one answered him, Optimus shouted again:
"But it's enough for us to be able to come to MSI, winning or losing doesn't matter to us, and our first task today is to let black go to the little black house to drink chicken soup, can it be done!"
To Optimus' surprise, this time, the entire GAM team shouted excitedly.
"OK, no problem!"
"Gotta be the first to kill black!"
"No matter what happens in this game, you have to kill black once!"
For teams in the Wild Card Division, that's exactly what happened.
Being able to break through from the Play-In Tournament to the main tournament and appear in the eyes of a global audience is enough for teams in the Outer Card Division.
The next thing to do is to show your own style!
The reason why they were kept clean by SKT was also because GAM himself played a little too well.
After being designed by SKT for several waves in the early stage, the normal team will think about how to operate and steal development and stop losses in time.
And for GAM, there is only one word - dry!
Hit a wave of miracle groups, maybe it will turn over!
As a result, SKT had already thrown a snowball, and GAM took the initiative to roll it up.
At this time, the fighting spirit of the whole GAM team was high, and it seemed that they couldn't send the firewood knife directly to Song Wen's neck through the network cable.
"The BP of both sides has begun!" In the commentary seat, Miller said, "GAM is on the blue side, and snake is on the red side!" GAM, like the rest of the team, started the game with respect for the three heroes on the trigger! ”
Stateless immediately picked up the conversation.
"Shockwave Councillor! Red Warm Kid Multiply Two!! ”
"Eh, wait a minute......" Miller looked at Rambo and Crane on the GAM wrench, and finally reacted, almost laughing.
Qinggang Shadow was slashed once before the mid-season version, and Kree was originally a popular top list in the current version, plus Song Wen's Kree in the group stage that day was an eye-opener, so Kree successfully replaced Qinggang Shadow's position and took the daily trigger.
On the other hand, the snake team has carried out a few more normal versions of the wrench, and they have pressed Lulu Karma, the two heroes whose current version is too OP, and the cold ice in the AD position.
The electors came into the hands of GAM, and they locked the spider directly on the first floor.
On the Snake team's side, they first locked the male gun, and then came out with a bathtub fishman.
When the elector came to GAM again, the audience let out an exclamation when they saw the hero that GAM had locked in seconds.
Even the three commentators on the commentary table stopped in Bengbu.
"Ahh GAM locked the crocodile directly on the second floor! This is a zoo system that has taken out crocodiles and spiders! What are they going to do?"
The three people in the commentary table were about to smile crookedly at this time.
The zoo system of crocodile spiders is a routine system that is grasped without brains, and the intensity is very high.
Take it out and tell the other side that I want the military training guys to order.
"GAM is going to black! It seems that black's Weibo before the game did successfully provoke GAM, and directly locked this unreasonable routine system on the first and second floors! ”
Stateless thought for a moment and spoke:
"But GAM didn't watch the previous snake game, G2 just used the crocodile spider system to play black before, but not only did it not have any effect, but it was beaten very badly!"
"GAM may think that the G2 system is not very good, is this to give G2 a teaching bureau?!"
In the live broadcast room, after seeing the selection of GAM, the barrage instantly stopped in Bengbu.
【666666! 】
[All I can say is that GAM is a real warrior. 】
[G2 selected this lineup at that time, and it was beaten by the black, GAM really dared.] 】
[Hahaha, I wish GAM really had something, I really don't want to see the black out of my face again.] 】
[Let's say two numbers, the total score is 1:15, and the black is 1!] 】
[Well said, I'll add one!] 】
After GAM locked the spider, he directly locked the rock sparrow in the middle lane.
Looking at the lineup of GAM, the doll spoke:
"In that case, GAM is taking a double AP midfield combination, and the strength of the midfield is a little smaller."
Hearing the doll's words, Miller smiled and said:
"GAM doesn't need to think about Nakano, this intention is obvious enough, it's all open cards, they just want military training black! For GAM, they didn't win a single game in the group stage of MSI, and they basically don't have the possibility of qualifying for the group stage, I feel that they are already planning to give it a complete go, at least to play their momentum! ”
The Snake team player seat at this time.
The gesture is gloating.
"Look at Brother Wen, you made the other side angry, this is going to kill you."
Hearing the yin and yang weirdness of the posture, Song Wen smiled.
This kid's wings have really hardened a bit lately.
"Let's change the line."
"Huh?"
"You go up, I'll hit."
His eyes widened, and his face turned blue.
"Brother, I was wrong, I don't want to drink chicken soup, fat people have high uric acid, I really can't drink chicken soup."
Tabe looked at Song Wen.
He knew that Song Wen was deliberately teasing the gesture, and asked:
"Brother Wen, what do you say, do you want to come out first?"
Song Wen shook his head: "Don't worry, let them waste two more levers." ”
Tabe nodded, and asked the policewoman to be locked on the third floor first.
"On the side of the snake team, do you still want to hide the heroes of the top list, then GAM here is going to continue to target the top order, and they have pulled out the green steel shadow and ...... Rivien! ”
"GAM understands.,It's obvious that I've watched black's previous games.,This Ruiwen is simply against black's hero pool.。
The doll nodded and spoke:
"In fact, it stands to reason that when the other party knows that they want to go on the road with open cards, most teams are estimated to target the heroes who have pulled out those tanks to resist pressure. But GAM obviously knows black better, and some data show that since black's debut, the number of times he has played Tank Hero in the game is - 0 times! The outside world has also always believed that Black may indeed not be able to play Tank Hero. So GAM is to get rid of two heroes with a high operation ceiling to limit the operation of black! ”
Stateless couldn't help but say:
"It's too much, it's too much, how can there be five wrenches that are all aimed at the wrench, this is to put my black brother to death!"
The doll suddenly followed: "To be honest, I'm a little looking forward to what's going on, hahaha." ”
On the Snakes' side, the tempo slowed down after Bigmouth and Marzaha.
The hero on the road is definitely going to come out in the fourth hand.
Otherwise, it is a waste of a counter bit.
"It can be seen that GAT's targeting has indeed had some impact on the snake team, and it has been a long time since the heroes were selected."
Seeing that the countdown was coming to an end, the snake team directly locked the little fishman at the last moment!
"Little Fishman!" When Miller saw the selection of the Snake team, his voice was a little louder, "Eh, the little fishman is indeed possible!" This hero is a tumor hero on the road! ”
Single-meat fish is very popular in the current version.
In the case of the meat outfit, there can also be output, and most importantly, with the high mobility of the little fish man, this hero is very disgusting both online and in team battles.
Seeing the selection of the Snake team, the stateless seemed very satisfied.
"To be honest, I have to force it like this to make black willing to come out with something new."
Electors are back in the hands of GAM.
GAM seems to have designed the routine a long time ago, and there is no hesitation at all.
EZ。
Bud!
"Wow! What is GAM doing? Bard took it all out for him! ”
On the commentary seat, Miller couldn't help but laugh.
"It's over, it's over.,It's iron-hearted to get on the road.,GAM is just one sentence in today's game.,The game can be lost.,Black must die!"
"Yes! And at first glance, GAM has made a plan from the beginning, I don't care what you choose on the Snake team's side, what you play, anyway, I'm just going to kill you on the road. The main Bard is the hero, this version is actually rarely taken out, and the snake team probably didn't expect GAM to be so ruthless, this is to EZ directly down the road stocking, except for an ADC, all four roads are moving around the upper road! ”
In the live broadcast room, looking at the lineup selected by GAM, netizens gloated.
[Hahaha, good! Good choice, GAM! 】
[It doesn't matter if you win or lose, the important thing is to blow up the hack for me! ] 】
[GAM merits are immeasurable, enjoy the temple! ] 】
[Other teams really don't dare to take this lineup, and GAM has no hope of qualifying, so they dare to play so ruthlessly. 】
[GAM kills once black, I will fan you for a lifetime! ] 】
And the Snake team player seat at this time.
After locking the clockwork on the fifth floor, the gesture spoke:
"Brother Wen, this other side is iron-hearted and wants to kill you!"
Song Wen was also a little speechless, he obviously underestimated his hatred value, and he wouldn't have said hi on Weibo in advance if he had known.
There should be a timed mouth hi.
The main thing is that he timed the individual.
It's all Uzi's fault.
In Song Wen's confession, the lineups of the two sides were also locked.
[Blue side GAM Esports Club VS red side Snake Esports Club.] 】
[Top Order: Desert Butcher VS Little Fishman. 】
[Jungler: Spider Queen VS law-abiding black slave.] 】
[Mid laner: Rock Sparrow VS Clockwork Spirit. 】
[ADC: Explorer VS Leather City Policewoman.] 】
[Support: Astral Wanderer VS Bathtub Fishman.] 】
Stateless looked at the lineups of both sides and said:
"I think this one, the Snakes' lineup has something to say."
Miller asked curiously, "Oh? What is the statement? ”
"The top single of the snake team is a small fishman, we all know that small people are more likely to be red, so their assistant chose a bathtub fishman, which is obviously specially used to cool down the little fishman, this GAM will definitely be targeted on the road, after black is targeted, the heavy responsibility will come to hudie, I think whether this game can win or not, it depends on hudie's performance!"
"And we see that the snake team is the little one who chooses the bathtub first, and then takes the little one, what does that mean? It shows that the BP of the snake team is far from being as ordinary as we imagined, from the time they took out the bathtub, they were already preparing for the little man Hongwen, it can only be said that the snake team is still intimate, if the BP of a certain team can have half of the idea of the snake team, I think they will definitely be able to win the championship. ”
Listening to the stateless words, the doll was a little speechless, and said with a smile:
"You're a bit too."
The game entered the loading interface, and when he saw the skin used by Song Wen's little fishman, he immediately said:
"Look at it, the skin of this little fishman, the Void Sea Spirit, has not yet entered the game, it is already red and purple, he jumped down and sat on the robot, he is U...... Rambo too. ”
In the live broadcast room, hearing the stateless words, the barrage became lively again.
[I'm rough, is my statelessness finally back?] 】
[There is no state, there is a state. 】
[Speaking of which, the emperor suddenly started again, it seems that he didn't spray Uzi much before.] 】
[The main thing is that Uzi has recently commented on the game and jumped up again, just now in the SKT game, Uzi said that if he had a teammate like Faker, he would have won the championship a long time ago. 】
[Hahaha, God has started again? 】
[Laughing to death, isn't this just saying that statelessness is not good.] 】
[Uzi general formula: If Uzi had xxxx's teammates, Uzi would have won six crowns a long time ago. 】
[Uzi has been outrageous for the past two days, I don't know and think that Uzi has joined SKT, SKT won the game, Uzi smiled like a two-hundred-pound child. 】
[Understand, SKT is Uzi's last hope.] 】
[I thought Uzi was familiar again, SKT just lost the game with snake, and Uzi dared to jump like this.] 】
[The main reason is that today's SKT state is too fierce, and it is said on the Internet that the black out has stimulated Brother Li's potential, if SKT wins the championship in the end because of this matter, the black out can only end up with his own end, which is really a pure clown. 】
[I don't know anything else, I just want to know how Uzi's little mouth dares to be called stateless? He doesn't think he's eloquent, does he? 】
[Uzi is still not good at eloquence? The world's No. 1 blowing JB's eloquence is not good? You're talking about the Bull Demon! 】
["Ventriloquist" Qing Black School Edition.] 】
[What ventriloquist black school version? Dude can't keep up with the Internet speed again? 】
[Hahaha,Black out just set a scheduled release.,It seems that Uzi said that the black disciple made the black out angry.,It's too! ] 】
For a while, countless netizens flocked to Song Wen's Weibo.
The stateless people in the commentary booth also received a reminder of special attention.
Since the tuba was blocked by Song Wen, he could only use the trumpet to pay attention silently.
He paid special attention to only Song Wen, although he was on the commentary seat, but he was still itchy when he knew that Song Wen had posted on Weibo.
Taking advantage of the fact that the BP on both sides had just finished, he quickly lowered his head and touched the fish.
This time, Song Wen didn't have any extra words, just posted an article.
["Ventriloquism" Qing Black School Edition Uzite Article. 】
[RNG has good ventriloquism, blowing hooks. The mid-season feast, in the northeast corner of the commentary, step on the three-foot foot stool, in the commentary seat of Uzi Station, a table, a chair, a fan, and a hook eight]
[The guests sit in a group.] It was a little while, but I saw that Uzi's mouth was slightly open, and he was sitting in silence, and there was no one who dared to make an uproar. 】
[Hearing the barking of dogs in the deep alleys, a woman was shocked to find that she was understretched, and her husband whispered. And Uzi woke up, and cried loudly. 】
[The husband is also awake. The woman caresses the Uzi breast, the Uzi cries with R, and the woman pats and whines. 】
[Uzi sleeps and wakes up, and the floshing does not stop. When it was, the sound of the woman's hands clapping, the whining in the mouth, and the cry of Uzi with R were all in unison, and all the wonders were ready. The guests all stretched their necks, looked sideways, smiled, and sighed silently, thinking that it was wonderful. 】
[Before long, the sound of the husband started, and the woman's beating of Uzi gradually stopped. I heard that there were rats making ropes, the basins were tilted, and the woman was coughing in her dreams. The guests were less comfortable and sat down slightly. 】
[Suddenly, one person shouted "fire", the husband shouted, and the woman also shouted. Uzi cried. It was originally a red temperature of Uzi, and the sun flew all over the sky, just like a fire! 】
[Hundreds of thousands of people shouted, hundreds of children cried, and hundreds of dogs barked. In the middle, the sound of Uzi drinking milk, the sound of bathing, the sound of red and warm eating hands, hundreds of thousands of people work together; and the sound of Lu Xian beating the wild, scolding the network administrator angrily, and greeting the curly-haired parents. Everything that should be, everything that is there. 】
"Though a man hath a hundred hands, and his hands have a hundred fingers, he cannot point to one end of it; A man has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues, and he cannot name one place. So the guests left the table without changing color, and they stretched out their arms, and the two trembled, almost wanting to go first. 】
[Suddenly, Uzi groaned, and the group resounded. Uzi stepped on the stool and saw his person, a person, a table, a chair, a fan, and a little red sun. 】
"I'm rough!! Animal God! ”
After reading the last paragraph without state, I completely forgot that I was still on the microphone in the commentary seat, and shouted directly!
On the commentary seat, Miller and the doll suddenly turned their heads, their faces full of shock.
(End of chapter)