Song Wen's "Ventriloquism" almost smashed Weibo's server again.

[When the animal (ancestrel) student quit the literary world, I have always been strongly opposed! 】

[This ventriloquist should be a strange article in the world. 】

[Another new volume has been added to the Black Studies Treasure Book.] 】

[The Emperor of the State is estimated to be moved to cry, although the black out of the black blacked him out, but this ventriloquist is obviously to give the Emperor the State a head, which proves that the identity of the Emperor of the State Black School disciple has been recognized by the animal god. 】

[It is recommended that the RNG be printed and framed and hung at the door of the RNG base.] 】

[Brothers, it is better to listen to what Mr. Uzi has to say. 】

[Teacher Uzi said with R.] 】

Netizens laughed vigorously, but they couldn't hold back their statelessness, and exploded directly on the commentary seat.

"I'm rough! Animal God! ”

For a moment, Miller and the doll turned their heads one after another, their faces full of shock.

Because Song Wen had just sent out a blood just now.

Time goes back a minute ago.

At the beginning of the game between the two sides, the Snake team started to stand normally, and the long snake formation was swinged.

But soon, they realized that something was wrong.

Because none of the people of GAM appear on the map.

This is obviously doing something bad behind the scenes.

The gesture pinged directly at the grass on the road, jokingly:

"Brother Wen, there won't be five people squatting on the grass on the other side, right?"

Song Wen subconsciously wanted to say that someone was so stupid, but after thinking about it, it seemed that it was really possible for these people to do such a thing.

So he didn't learn skills, and he didn't go online directly, so he just stood guard in the triangle grass.

By the time the two lines of troops on the road had converged, the GAM men still did not appear on the line.

The signal released by this is obvious enough.

GAM is squatting in the grass!

The middle lane of the posture can be inserted through the wall, giving the grass a view for the first time, and no movement of GAM is found.

Moreover, the grass in the middle lane is farther down, and he can easily make up the knife as long as he leans on the side with vision, and GAM is definitely not there.

So the problem is thrown into the hands of the upper and lower roads.

Brother Crystal saw that the soldiers on both sides were already fighting, and GAM was still squatting, so he couldn't help but scold.

"No, the guy on the other side doesn't play games, why is it so disgusting?"

It doesn't matter to himself, and he said in a high-hanging posture:

"I feel like I'm definitely on my way, why don't you just let Hudie take a look."

"This is going to die, and the other side flashes directly to you! And maybe GAM is really playing an information gap.,What if the opposite side plays yin? ”

Hearing the quarrel between the two, Song Wen picked up the Coke on the side and drank it directly and took two sips.

Playing a team like GAM, he really didn't want to be red.

After all, it's like having a fever, and you're tired after the game.

Although you can drink milk to cool down, Ice Coke heats up milk and fills it, which is easy to dilute on the spot.

Before, Song Wen thought that he was directly invincible with these two skills together, but since the last time he squatted in the toilet after the last game, he didn't dare to drink casually.

But a BO1 game like this is actually okay, and it's a big deal to endure it.

If it is a B05 game, and the opening is directly filled with Coke stuffy milk, then he will probably be able to make hot search headlines after the game.

Now GAM is clearly going to engage himself, and the most important thing is that he also set up a chicken soup stalk before the game, and he definitely can't give it for nothing.

So he directly learned the E skill, and the female police system on the lower road really can't have an accident, and the little fishman's E skill plus the flash in his hand, even if there are five people squatting in the grass on the opposite side, it is impossible to leave him.

So Song Wen controlled the little fishman to walk cautiously towards the grass, and at the farthest distance, a scout guard was left behind.

"I'm rough!" Brother Crystal shouted directly, "Look at them!" Lao Tzu knows that these murderous people are insidious! Gou Ba Laozi experience is not eaten, let them squat! ”

The grass on the road was empty and empty.

Even Song Wen himself was stunned for a moment.

GAM really squatted, huh? What kind of thing is this.

It can only be said that the thinking is strange.

Song Wen thought so, and controlled the little fishman to start stepping forward to mend the knife.

At this time, on the commentary seat with God's perspective, Miller and the doll were already in a hurry.

"Wow! GAM！ What are they doing? Passers-by can't play games like this! ”

In the picture, five GAM people are squatting in the grass of the river on the road!

"No, what does GAM think? If they fight like this, won't the middle and bottom lanes explode? ”

"It feels like GAM is already rotten, and I'm going to drag black into the water today, which is a little disgusting."

GAM couldn't squat, and after seeing the little fishman on the line to mend the knife, the three of them moved in unison, and went directly from the triangle grass!

Song Wencai ate two soldiers, and saw three big men suddenly rushing out behind him!

And on his own side, out of the river came out of EZ and Bud!

This wave, this wave belongs to the net of heaven and earth, and there is nowhere to ascend to heaven.

"I'm rough! These people are sick!! ”

Song Wen looked at the blocked route and handed over the E skill to open the distance, but instead of turning back, he jumped towards the defense tower of the GUN!

The GAM crowd quickly understood Song Wen's intentions, and shouted in the headsets one by one!

"Quick! Flash! Can you hit it! ”

"Hit it! He's going to send the tower! ”

"Don't let him send the tower!!"

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

A group of people shouted excitedly, as if they were pushing the opposite base.

The little fishman handed over E at the first time and didn't let the damage of GAM hit him.

Then at the moment of landing, he directly handed over the flash!

As long as he sends the tower in this wave, it will be a very bad loss for GAM to an explosive blood loss.

Forget it, the other side is playing games like this, and it's no longer a question of losing or not losing.

He admits that he just doesn't want to drink chicken soup, as long as he can get the tower to kill him, then it doesn't count as being killed by the other side!

Song Wen was glad that he had such a witty mind for a while.

The first-level hero couldn't withstand the damage of the defense tower at all, and he knocked out half of the little fishman's blood in one fell swoop.

EZ and Bard were still rushing over, but it was obviously too late, and the second damage from the tower fell on the little fishman, and the little fishman was directly bloody.

Song Wen began to move frantically.

At this distance, EZ can't reach himself even if he hands over the flash, only the distance of Q is enough.

In other words, as long as you dodge this Q, then you have completed a wave of flawless tower delivery.

"Bang!"

At the moment when the third attack of the defense tower was triggered, a bright light lit up on EZ's body, and he still flashed!

The corners of Song Wen's mouth tugged at the same time with a confident smile.

At this distance, his move must not be given by EZ to Q!

But to Song Wen's surprise, EZ did not learn Q.

EZ is learning E.

The damage of the Olympiad Leap finally hit the little fishman!

【firstblood！ 】

[GAM and Slay (Explorer) killed Snake and Black (Tidal Sea Spirit)!] 】

And at this time, the stateless shouted directly!

"I'm rough!! Animal God! ”

For a while, the barrage in the live broadcast room instantly stopped in Bengbu.

[Hahahaha! I'm rough! 】

[It's so miserable, what should I do if I want to laugh haha! 】

[Huh? Does that mean that Kuroide is going to drink chicken soup for three hours! 】

[Bengbu lived, lifted a stone and hit his own feet haha, if you don't do what you say, what's the difference between it and five or five open? ] 】

[What does the emperor mean by this, but what is the pun on this word? Jumped backwards, huh? 】

[Hei Izu just came out for the big disciple, and the big disciple directly backstabbed him, good plot haha. ] 】

[Damn, GAM is too funny, this is an MSI competition? 】

[Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, so do the show effect?!] 】

[It's broken! Our animal god has become Vietnamese bean curd now! 】

[Hook eight go back to strictly investigate sofm, it must be sofm that is black bean curd every day, this time call the fellow to take revenge! ] 】

At this time, the director immediately pulled the player's camera away from the faces of the five GAM.

I saw that all the members of GAM were smiling, and even the mid-laner optimus was directly raising his arms and shouting, as if he had won the game!

If it weren't for the professional game, you can't surrender.

If it weren't for the game, you wouldn't have surrendered in five minutes.

GAM ordered directly!

And the director also gave the camera to the players of the Snake team.

Posture, Brother Crystal, Hudie, and even Sofm, all have a happy expression on their faces at the moment.

When the camera finally fell on Song Wen's body.

Full screen of red light.

[Hahaha! Black out turns red! 】

[It's hard, I thought my computer screen was broken. 】

[I'm rough, this is almost the same brightness as Uzi. 】

[Hahaha, it's so miserable. 】

In fact, netizens can still gloat at this time, the main reason is that the GAM team really has no threat to snake.

And GAM plays like this, their middle and lower levels and even junglers are basically unable to play games.

In the case that the outcome has been decided, seeing Song Wen make a fool of himself is simply the ultimate enjoyment for both black fans and the best black fans.

"Hahaha, Brother Wen! Are you okay! ”

looked at Song Wen, who was obviously red and warm, and laughed loudly, and comforted Song Wen without sincerity.

Brother Crystal is also not happy.

"Brother Wen, when the time comes, what posture are you ready to drink Xiao Zhu's three-hour chicken soup?"

Snake Lounge.

Tabe reluctantly pulled out another piece of paper and handed it over.

"Brother Zhu, don't cry, the paper is almost gone, Brother Wen has a bad stomach for the past two days, and these papers have to be kept for Brother Wen to."

Zhu Kai wiped his snot and looked very moved.

"Tabe, I'm so impressed, this may be my only chance in my life."

On the field, the game is still raging.

Twenty minutes later, the Snakes were already pushing the high ground of GAM.

And the number of heads on both sides has also reached twenty-two.

1:21。

The only human head sent by the snake team was a blood sent by Song Wen.

On the commentary seat, watching this bizarre game, the three of them also began to work together.

Obviously, the Snakes have a crushing advantage, and the Snakes have played a wave of 0 for 4 on the high ground, and they can end the game in one wave, but the tone of the doll at this time is as sad as losing the game.

"Oops...... In that case, this match is really a big blow for the black player, and he doesn't have a chance anymore. ”

"Yes," Miller's voice was also full of sadness, "This game is really beyond most people's expectations, no one thought that this game would end like this, this is really unfair to black, to be honest, I feel uncomfortable watching it." ”

Stateless nodded, forced a smile, and sighed:

"I can only say that I hope that the black players will continue to work hard in the future, in fact, it is not every chance, the two teams in the group stage have one more chance to play each other, and I can only expect black to be able to play their own style at that time, today, I can only say, it's a pity."

The three of them sighed in the commentary seat, and directly dismissed many viewers who had just entered the live broadcast room.

[No, why am I out of sync? 】

[What game is the commentary about?] 】

[Huh? Got a bug in the live stream? Isn't it 1:21? Wrong IDs on both sides? 】

[Damn, I really live in Bengbu, how do I feel that the two comparisons of Miller and Doll are going to be blackened by the big disciples? ] 】

[Hahaha laughed at me, winning the game is more uncomfortable than losing the game, right?] 】

And at this time.

Seeing that there was only one person left in the spring water of the GAM, the snake team directly began to push the base, and Song Wen finally began to shout anxiously:

"Gesture! Attitude! ”

It's rare to touch a soft persimmon in a posture, and now it's a killing, and when I heard Song Wen shouting wildly, I was surprised:

"What's wrong, Brother Wen."

"Are we brothers?"

"That's for sure."

"Can you send one, then?"

"Ah, what did you just say?"

"I asked if you could send one?"

"I'm talking about the previous sentence."

"Are we brothers?"

"It's not."

Song Wen took a sharp breath, if he hadn't been at the competition site, he would have rushed up and greeted the gesture directly with his fist.

"Brother Wen, look at you, relax, being angry can't solve any problems, if this is a problem like mine before, you will definitely not be fooled."

Song Wen was too lazy to take care of the yin and yang posture, if he sent the heads of the whole team to end the game, he would really become a clown.

"Sofm, can you send one?"

"I'm going to brush it."

"Brother Crystal?"

"Brother Wen, you know, I've always been a very professional person."

Song Wenqi's teeth itched.

"Brother Hudie! Brother Hudie, please, go to the spring and give one! ”

was called brother by Song Wen, which flattered Hudie, and her face turned red for a while, and she said hesitantly:

"Uh...... That...... Shall I send one then? ”

"Go, go, go, the base is gone!"

Hudie controls his Nami and walks towards the spring.

GAM's support Bud rubbed the damage.

"Quick dismantling, quick dismantling! Hurry up and dismantle it!! ”

The roar of his teammates rang out in the voice.

Seeing that Nami is about to enter the big bathhouse-

Everything is frozen.

The base of the GAM, exploded.

【victory！ 】

Song Wen looked at the collapsed base of the GAN, and it was even more uncomfortable than seeing his own base explode.

In the live broadcast room, the New Year has already begun.

[Hahaha, brothers, after holding it for so long, today I can finally give the black a face! ] Don't be polite to me, I'll come to 121 first!! 】

【121！！！ 】

【121！！！ 】

[It's broken, it's black and new! ] 】

[The only fermented bean curd in this bureau, black out!] 】

【Vietnamese fermented bean curd is out of the ranks! Kuroide: It's here! 】

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Snake Lounge.

Song Wen slumped on the sofa, his eyes glazed.

Provoked by fermented bean curd.

I want to be messed with by netizens.

The posture came up with a sloppy attitude.

"Brother Wen, why don't you post on Weibo? I just finished reading your ventriloquist, and netizens are saying that you are a genius, why don't you send it after the game, and then they will say that you are a cockroach stepping on sperm. ”

"!"

Song Wen impatiently pushed his posture aside, then took out his mobile phone, boarded Weibo, and posted a word.

"Here."

After posting Weibo, Song Wen directly threw his phone aside and closed his eyes to recuperate.

looked at the neat formation under Song Wen's Weibo, and couldn't straighten his waist with joy.

【Vietnamese fermented bean curd is out of the ranks! 】

He laughed for a while, then sat down next to Song Wen again.

"Brother Wen, why do you just send a word, is it not nutritious enough? Why don't you go to the anti-bar today to get nutrients? ”

Seeing that Song Wen didn't care about himself, he continued:

"You're really tired these days, you have a good rest, I'll read it to you!"

Brother Crystal, who was sitting on the side, really stayed in Bengbu, and said with a smile:

"No, you're really disgusting, my brother Wen was just a handful of fermented bean curd, you're just talking about it, right?"

"I have to consider if this may be the only chance I have in this life," the gesture continued, with a serious face, "for this, I would rather give my life and my all!" ”

For the posture, including for the entire snake team, I have known Song Wen for so long, and this is the first time I have seen Song Wen deflated.

Although Song Wen's little fishman experienced a first-level routine and blood, he finally went crazy to the super god.

But that's either.

Unimportant.

No one cares how many Song Wen there are in the 21, they only care who the 1 is.

"Ahem," the gesture cleared his throat and read directly, "2017 League of Legends Mid-Season Championship Invitational Tournament, GAM Esports Club vs. Snake Esports Club Post-match Score Post, I'll send the players, you will score!" ”

"Order: Stark!"

"Ten points, God!"

"10 points, big flavor, no need for more salt!"

The gesture was repeated twice, and then stopped.

Brother Crystal was listening energetically, and asked:

"Why don't you continue to read it?"

Song Wen was still spread there, and he didn't hold a knife on his neck, why didn't he read it?

The gesture swiped the phone twice and hissed.

"What else are you thinking about," he wanted to laugh a little, "There are five people on the other side, all eight are ten, and the comments are all the same, and you don't need much salt!" ”

He looked at it again and continued:

"The GAM team was directly canonized by netizens, and they specially created a domestic official Weibo, which rose by 800,000 fans in an hour, and the comments at the bottom are saying that this MSI is over in their eyes, and let Uzi award a void champion award to GAM."

Glancing at Song Wen, seeing that the other party still didn't react, he said with a smile:

"It's okay, it's okay, there's our team's score below, I'll read it to you."

"Jungler: Sofm."

"0 points, you kid, you are very scheming, and you call your fellow to bully people, right?"

It's already two o'clock in the evening after writing here, and I can't hold it anymore, and I didn't mean to break the context.

It's a lot of pressure to change 10,000 birds a day, and you have to have fun.

Don't scold me for being out of context.

The author is only part-time, he gets up at seven o'clock in the day to go to work, and at night he codes until two or three o'clock, which is not easy for the finch.

I hope you will be considerate of the author.

In the future, when you scold the author for stepping on the cockroach, remember to vote for the monthly ticket and then scold.

(End of chapter)