Sofm, who was sitting on the other side, was stunned for a moment when he heard the gesture's words, and raised his head in confusion.

"Posture, what are you reading?"

I don't want to explain to the Vietnamese, after all, Chinese culture is broad and profound, and those words full of charm and connotation are obviously a little difficult for sofm to understand.

In order not to let the sofm come over to join in the fun, the gesture directly skipped the sofm and continued to read.

"Medium laner! Attitude! ”

The gesture deliberately coughed twice, drawing everyone's attention to it, and then spoke:

"Ten points! The light of domestic singles! 10 points, the posture is so good! Ouch, there's a 100 point for buddies, what to say about the world's No. 1 midlaner, whether snake can beat SKT, it depends on whether the other four teammates will drag their feet back, you say this, doesn't this sow discord, I declare first, I definitely won't dislike you. ”

Listening to the gesture and talking nonsense with his eyes open, Brother Crystal couldn't bear it anymore and scolded angrily:

"What about Gouba, Lao Tzu's post bar and yours are still two versions? What do I think of your highest rating of five points? 5 points, all sweating profusely when playing GAM, a total of 21 heads, you have 3 kills and 3 assists, and the auxiliary ratings are higher than yours. ”

"You don't understand this," the gesture made up the words, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, "This is called big data push, you can watch whatever big data you want, it seems that you usually don't black me, just like Brother Wen, as soon as you open Douyin, it is full of red and warm slices of Uzi." ”

Brother Crystal smiled, "Then when you open Douyin, is it all because the stratum corneum of the skin is too thick, how to treat it?" ”

Song Wen said coldly:

"He'll just search for how to make your skin thicker, and you just need to buckle the dead skin off your feet and stick it to your face, it's hard and smelly."

"I don't have dead skin on my feet," he smiled shyly, "I wear a mask on my feet every night." ”

"It's okay," Brother Crystal walked over directly, bent down to take off his shoes, "I have." ”

"You're fucking stupid, I'm rough!"

Watching the two roll to the side, Song Wen picked up his phone.

The bean curd is just bean curd.

A manly man, if you can afford to put it down, isn't it just to drink chicken soup for three hours?

He looked at Tabe and asked:

"By the way, what about Xiao Zhu?"

"Brother Zhu went to write the manuscript."

"Writing a script?"

"yes," Tabe said with a smile, "and he was so happy when he knew he was going to give you chicken soup, and said that he had to hurry up and prepare it, write the manuscript in advance, and try to get it out of the manuscript when the time comes." ”

"Six."

Sometimes as the only normal person in this team, Song Wen often feels a little helpless.

He could only open the anti-stress bar and continue to watch, trying to use this way of escaping reality to seek some comfort in the false world.

[Top order: black.] 】

[0 points, what a god of animals, just fermented bean curd. 】

[0 points, as we all know, tofu is red. 】

And under this scoring comment, there were surprisingly hundreds of follow-ups, Song Wen was curious for a while, and clicked directly into it.

[This is embarrassing black, Guilin people say that the bean curd is white. 】

[There's nothing wrong with it, it's just finished using Johnson & Johnson's milk shower gel, and the black out of the water hibiscus. 】

[The northerners say that our fermented bean curd here is green. 】

[Reasonable, that's after drinking Coke and milk, pulling until the face is blue. 】

[The case has been solved, what a Super Saiyan, he is obviously the King of Sud Beancurd. 】

Song Wen felt a little spicy, so he withdrew and continued to read, but he didn't expect the next comment to make him even want to buckle his eyes.

[0 points, seeing that everyone was discussing fermented bean curd, I bought a bottle, glanced at the ingredient list, and asked if I didn't understand, what is this? Image, JPG. 】

[Renzhong Huang: Renzhong Huang, the name of traditional Chinese medicine. It has the effect of clearing heat and cooling blood, purging fire and detoxifying. It is often used for Tianxing fever, fever spots, heat and thirst, acne and blood fever, erysipelas, and sores. 】

[Jokes are jokes, don't joke about poop. 】

——

"Name."

"Song Wen."

"Gender."

"Male."

A live broadcast room.

In the room titled "Manly Husband, It's Hard to Chase After a Word, Drink Chicken Soup for Three Hours Live Today", the popularity is high.

It was pitch black, and only the voices of two men could be heard.

"Origin."

The man's voice came again, and this time, there was a long silence in the live broadcast room.

"Smack!"

The lights in the room were turned on.

Song Wen stood by the wall, looked at Zhu Kai who was sitting on the chair, and said:

"It's not Xiao Zhu, are you interrogating prisoners here?"

In the face of Song Wen's accusation, Xiao Zhu did not lower his arrogant head this time, and said solemnly:

"I hope you understand where you are now, that you are repenting, that you have failed the atonement of those who have high hopes for you."

Song Wen rolled his eyes, sat back, and glanced at the barrage.

[Xiao Zhu said it well! 】

[This time I'll stand Xiao Zhu! ] 】

[Can the bean curd have a proper attitude! ] Dequeue! 】

[That is, you can fulfill your promise, buddy is a man, but you also have to do a good job, right? ] 】

Seeing the barrage's accusations against himself, Song Wen sighed, raised his hand, and motioned for Zhu Kai to continue.

"Where did you just go?"

"Origin."

"Oh, yes."

"Near the sea."

"How old are you?"

"When are you asking?"

Zhu Kai's face changed, like Bao Qingtian in the hall.

"Be serious, so many netizens are supervising you."

"Eighteen."

"I've told you to be serious!"

"I'm eighteen!"

Zhu Kai was stunned for a moment and nodded: "Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood." ”

He coughed, relieved of his embarrassment, and continued:

"Do you know why you're here?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

Song Wen raised his eyes and glanced at Zhu Kai, and the killing intent in his eyes was undisguised.

Gou Ba Xiaozhu, who has endured by his side for so long, finally showed his tail this time!

"Because I have a glass."

"Then will you still fill the cup in the future?"

"Load."

"Since you don't repent, then we can only start our process, do you have any objections until then?"

Song Wen raised his head, like a warrior about to die generously.

"The big husband does what he says! No objections! ”

"Okay," Zhu Kai nodded and shouted out of the camera, "Master Tabe, serve chicken soup to black!" ”

Tabe, who was wearing a master's hat, put on two heat-proof gloves on his hands, and carried a steaming crockpot, walked into the camera like this.

For a while, the audience in the live broadcast room instantly stopped.

[Hahaha, it's really rough. 】

[How can the snake team be so alive? 】

[Laughing to death, really drinking chicken soup? 】

Tabe placed the crockpot on the table and reached for the lid gently.

Brilliant golden rays overflow from the crockpot!

"Black, this is the thick chicken soup that Brother Zhu specially made for you."

Zhu Kai shook his head and stood up.

"Fish maw chicken soup, to be exact."

Zhu Kai looked serious and said eloquently:

"The ratio of ingredients in this bowl of chicken soup can replenish the qi and nourish the yin and nourish the skin, and the fish maw that needs to be soaked in advance is rich in collagen."

"Considering the problem of purine gout, I lowered the purine and reduced the soup time, but it still had to taste it, which was a difficult problem."

"First of all, peel the chicken thighs, remove the fat, cut them into small pieces, put them in a stew pot with ginger slices, and simmer for no more than three hours. This echoes traditional Chinese medicine and Chinese food culture, which adjusts and changes according to each person's physical characteristics, and in the last 20 minutes, local herbs are added and simmered. ”

Zhu Kai said seriously, let alone Song Wen, the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.

[No, you're a nutritionist, are you playing for real?] 】

[Xiao Zhu seems to be working silently during this time. 】

[Wouldn't it be good to be a nutritionist early, what kind of coach did you do before? 】

[Don't be embarrassed, even if you are a coach, Xiao Zhu is also a top domestic coach, other coaches will only order takeout, but my Xiao Zhu can make chicken soup! ] 】

Song Wen couldn't help it at this time, and asked:

"It's not Xiao Zhu, are you really playing?"

Zhu Kai was interrupted by Song Wen and said dissatisfiedly:

"Don't talk yet, let me give you a good introduction to this bowl of chicken soup of mine."

"When it comes to making a good bowl of chicken broth, the most important thing is timing. If you put these medicinal and edible homologous materials too early, you will lose their medicinal properties, and in the last five minutes, quickly put in the fish maw and stew, and you can't open the lid immediately after turning off the heat, and wait for the pot to calm down, and the food vitality will return to the soup. Fish maw stewed chicken soup, the soup color is clear and nourishing, especially suitable for winter storage and spring drinking. ”

After Zhu Kai finished speaking, he sat down with a proud face.

"Taste?"

Song Wen looked at the chicken soup in the bowl.

Not to mention, it looks a little so tempting.

He picked up the spoon and took a small sip.

I have to say that Zhu Kai has really grown!

Song Wen tasted the chicken soup and looked good, which made the netizens in the live broadcast room unhappy instantly.

[Fuck, Lao Tzu came to see you being tortured, why are you still enjoying it? 】

[What kind of bean curd can have this treatment? The world is so unfair! 】

[Snake team, you just rush at him!] The prince of the snake team lives up to his name, and the powder has turned black! 】

[Although this is also chicken soup, it is not the chicken soup we want!] 】

[Xiao Zhu, are you okay? ] If you don't start chanting, we'll turn your club into a funeral parlor! 】

As the only chance in this life, Zhu Kai was already prepared.

Seeing that Song Wen was eating fragrantly, he took out a thick notebook from the bottom of the table and put it on the table.

Under Song Wen's surprised gaze, Zhu Kai said with a smile:

"The chicken soup in the crockpot can wash your body, the chicken soup in this notebook can wash your soul, you just eat yours, I read mine."

Seeing that Song Wen didn't speak, Zhu Kai recited aloud.

"Don't care too much about your body when you're young, you'll always get sick when you're supposed to be sick, and you'll always die when you're supposed to die. Work harder, and you will be tired for a while. ”

“？”

"You can't just talk about money at work, otherwise you're short-sighted."

“?“

"It's a blessing to suffer."

Song Wen couldn't help it, raised his head to look at Zhu Kai, and said:

"No, Xiao Zhu, you're a bit too much, aren't you?"

"Is it excessive?"

Zhu Kai grabbed his hair, looking a little puzzled.

"It's all chicken soup."

"Aren't you a workplace PUA?"

Zhu Kai thought for a while, and then said:

"Then I'll change it, if you're okay, it's a sunny day?"

This time, even the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help it.

[I'm rough, Xiao Zhu, shut up! ] I can't stand it! 】

[Gou Ba was too tired from work, and he wanted to watch the live broadcast of the black, but it made me think that the boss was teaching me a lesson. 】

[Why is the non-mainstream literature all out, retreat and retreat! ] Bad luck retreats! 】

——

May 15th.

São Paulo CB LOL Studio!

The cheers at the scene were wave after wave!

"Viewers before the live broadcast, you are now tuning in to the 2017 League of Legends Mid-Season Championship Invitational Tournament, which will be played by our snake esports club in the LPL region against SKT esports club from the LCK region! I'm the narrator Miller! ”

"I'm a doll!"

"I'm stateless!"

The three people in the commentary seat were obviously very excited.

Because this match is the second meeting between snake team and SKT team in the group stage, it is also the last meeting between the two teams in the group stage, and it is also the last game of this MSI group stage!

After five days of fierce battles, the group stage of this year's MSI is about to come to an end.

The Blitzwolf team, G2 team, SKT team and snake team have all confirmed their qualifiers and will travel to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in five days to compete in the knockout rounds to determine the final championship.

Therefore, in this match between the two sides, for each other, the final result will not affect the result of qualifying.

SKT lost just one game in the group stage, the one against the Snakes.

But after that, SKT swept away the decline, and the mid-laner faker was even more in full form, and in the next games against other teams, he has always maintained a crushing situation.

In the group stage, the Snakes have maintained a record of all wins and have not tasted defeat.

Therefore, although this game has no impact on the results, it still has a high degree of attention.

Is it STK's revenge for finishing the group stage?

Or the Snakes continue to maintain their undefeated golden body!

In addition, the LPL and LCK regions have always been talked about, so this last group game is also full of topics.

At this time, on the commentary seat, the doll said worriedly:

"Although the Snakes defeated SKT in the first round of the group stage, we also found that SKT played perfectly in the second half of the group stage! In contrast, the Snakes are still undefeated, but they don't have the crushing gameplay of SKT in the game, which is also a point that I am more worried about today. ”

"Yes," Miller nodded, "And we know that in the first round of the group stage, the Snakes won the game SKT, and the black player was temporarily transferred to the jungler position, and the black jungler in that game can be said to play very well, directly helping the Snake team snowball in three ways in the early stage, which is a bit of a stunt for SKT, but today the black player is back to his upper unit." ”

"Compared to the jungler position, the impact of the top laner on the overall situation in the early stage of the game is very small, and in the past few days, the SKT team is actually not only faker, but also their other four team members, who are in very good shape! Especially SKT's adjustment in the jungler position in the past few days, Little Peanut has always been the starter, and his performance in these games is very eye-catching! If Black doesn't go to the jungler, it feels like the pressure on the other two lanes of the Snake team will be even greater. ”

Listening to the conversation between the two of them with a bit of a negative meaning, Wuzhou changed the topic and said:

"It's worth mentioning that the interview with Faker before the game was very interesting, he said in the interview that Black is a very good friend of his, but maybe because the game is coming soon, so yesterday he wanted to ask Black out to play, but he was refused."

Hearing the stateless words, Miller also laughed.

"It's true that faker likes black players very much, and he mentioned black in several interviews."

In the live broadcast room, hearing the words of several people, netizens went directly to Bengbu.

[Hahaha laughed to death, does Brother Li want to play with black? ] Brother Li wanted to pull the knife back from the pit. 】

[I can testify to this, Brother Li was already stunned when he was live broadcast recently, and he could say when he saw shoes - oh, these shoes are 300 yuan, and you can buy ten bottles of Coke, so isn't 30 yuan of Coke not very expensive? ] 】

[I can only say that the animal god is too animal, when I watched Little Peanut's live broadcast, I heard Little Peanut say that Brother Li is now thinking about black every day, at least twice a day, and black just doesn't come out. 】

[The most annoying thing is that when I asked about this during the interview, Hei De also learned from Brother Li and said: I want to put all my energy into the game. 】

[Brother Li is really miserable, it doesn't matter if he was abandoned by Enjing, and now he is abandoned by the hack. 】

[Brother Li, come on! ] Crack the black! Explode the snake! 】

[Is Han Hyozi upstairs okay? ] Let's kid, how can you still take it seriously. 】

At this time, the players on both sides also finished debugging the equipment, and the two sides entered the BP interface.

"The BP on both sides has begun, snake is on the blue side and SKT is on the red side!"

"We saw that the Snake team came up to press the blind monk of Little Peanut first, and the blind monk of Little Peanut maintained a 100% winning rate during the group stage, and we know that Little Peanut's jungler style is very offensive in itself, and this hand is actually okay."

On the commentary seat, he looked at SKT's wrench without state, and also said:

"As expected, SKT's side has pulled out the red boy Rambo! This hero black is good to play on the one hand, and the intensity is indeed very high. ”

The Snake team player, Tabe thought about it and said to Song Wen:

"Brother Wen, if you turn the blind man, you have to release one in the middle lane."

faker has come up with many heroes in the group stage of this MSI.

But there are three heroes who play the brightest.

Clockwork, Sindra and Enchantress.

And these three heroes can be ranked in T1 in the current version.

But the Snakes had to give a lever to Peanut.

Sofm and Little Peanut are actually relatively similar in their jungler style.

But after Little Peanut joined SKT, his strong personal style has converged a lot, and his aggressiveness has decreased a lot.

Many people feel that under the training of SKT, the little peanut was ruined.

But for SKT, the current little peanut is more suitable for their team.

Because Little Peanut will pay more attention to his teammates before invading the opponent's jungle.

(End of chapter)