Even variety shows without scripts can't be airtight for top capital.

Because the guests only have the right to live in each cottage for one night, and where to stay for the second night is all paid for by today's earnings.

But Xu Baozhu had already booked four rooms in the best hotel in Daliu Town as early as knowing the recording location of the first variety show, not only for himself and Xu Baoran, but also for her boyfriend Sun Yue and his partner Xu Lian.

This can be regarded as a loophole in the rules of the program, but this kind of thing is relatively easy to provoke, so it is not a last resort and will not live.

"Xu Baozhu, why are you so selfish, you returned the hotel and let me and Xiaolian stay tonight?"

"If I don't pay for it, you won't be able to open a house? Sun Yue, you're still not a man. Just know how to spend a woman's money.

I tell you, I will fulfill you and the White Lotus today.

I declare, me and you, finished! Parted!

I wish you scumbags and will never be untied, and don't come out to harm others! ”

Xu Baozhu was so angry that he hung up the phone directly, ignoring Sun Yue's shouting on the phone.

Gu Yi'an watched it with relish on the side, and forgot to eat the chicken leg in his hand, "I didn't expect that one day I would be able to see a breakup scene, and it would be worth the ticket price." ”

Xu Baozhu glanced at Gu Yi'an angrily, unceremoniously took a chicken cutlet on Gu Yi'an's plate, took a big bite provocatively, and said indistinctly:

"Did you buy a ticket? It's also worth the fare. How can you be sure that I just really brought up the breakup, and not trying to get away with it. ”

"Look at you like this, you don't want to get away with it, break up in the live broadcast, this is no way back.

You can't survive an episode in a palace fight drama like this, and if you learn from that white lotus and are so good at making tea, I guess I will kick you down the mountain a long time ago, where did you go back and forth. Besides—"

Gu Yi'an proudly pointed to the business on his flag, "See?" That's what I'm doing, how can I be famous. ”

Xu Baozhu felt that Gu Yi'an was simply too angry with her, she was simply too late to see each other, if Gu Yi'an was in the live broadcast, it is estimated that she would have brushed ten or eight carnivals.

She is actually really impatient with those twists and turns, so even if she has a scheming, she will usually only play straight balls, after all, she will drop ten times with one force.

As for Gu Yi'an's iron mouth, Xu Baozhu didn't know whether he believed it or not, but the Zen in the painting couldn't be faked, so he still gave her little friend a thumbs up.

Gu Yi'an, who didn't know that he might miss more than a dozen carnivals, saw Xu Baozhu pressing a few missed calls one after another, so he asked suspiciously, "Why don't you just block it?" ”

"I don't want to hear him anymore, but I said I broke up, and he hasn't said yes yet, so I'm a little uncomfortable."

Xu Baozhu looked at Gu Yi'an's half-raised eyebrows, knowing that she had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained:

"Actually, I have a little obsessive-compulsive disorder, just like writing an essay, there must be a beginning and an end, when I hear one boot landing, I must hear the sound of another hitting the ground, otherwise I won't be able to sleep."

"My brother is the first handsome in the universe, my brother is the best in the world, and my brother is excellent."

Xu Baozhu heard the sound of the message on his mobile phone, and secretly grinded his teeth: "When will Xu Baoran, this stinky boy change the message prompt for me, he is really a narcissist." ”

[Yue Bao: Baozhu, I'll give you another chance, you just need to come back immediately and apologize to me, and then buy something to coax Xiaolian, I will not hear what you said about breaking up. 】

[Yue Bao: Oh, by the way, Xiaolian said, she likes the bag you carried last time, although it is second-hand, but Xiaolian knows your mind, and she doesn't count so much. She's our sister after all...]

Xu Baozhu looked disgusted, and showed Gu Yi'an Sun Yue's information, Gu Yi'an was forced to happily eat the first-hand melon in the melon field, and sure enough, the scheming Puxinnan and Bai Lian were a perfect match.

and mercilessly ridiculed Xu Baozhu's remarks, "Why did you keep this remarks for the New Year?" ”

"I forgot, I forgot," Xu Baozhu hurriedly operated.

didn't forget to agree with Gu Yi'an's words, and continued: "Do you know how much money he said about the bag that was fortunate to be given up by Bai Lian? ”

didn't want to wait for Gu Yi'an to answer, and said indignantly, "I just bought that bag for more than two weeks, and it's the latest bag from Ai Mou's family."

My parents bought it with 500,000 yuan on my birthday, and the white lotus was sharp-eyed, so I was remembered when I carried it in front of her. ”

Gu Yi'an instantly felt that the melon in his mouth was not fragrant, and in line with the mentality that I am not happy with others, I sincerely reminded Xu Baozhu:

"Didn't you say that Sun Yue eats soft rice? Does he have an additional card for your credit card? Hurry up and stop him. Or did you give him something to buy online? Cancel the order that did not ship, and urgently recall the order that was shipped. ”

"He doesn't have any credit card for me, I only have one for that thing, and it's limited. No matter what, I can't post it so blatantly, even if I'm stupid, my parents won't allow it. ”

In Gu Yi'an's eyes, without your parents, you would have been deceived into a fool, Xu Baozhu suddenly slapped his head fiercely.

"Oh, An, it's still your wit, I almost forgot, before Sun Yue said that he was about to have a birthday, and he wanted the same shoes as the C star, and I took a lot of effort to order them. I had to hurry back, it was said that it was a global limited edition, and it cost me 20,000 yuan. ”

Gu Yi'an looked at this scattered wealth doll whose whole body seemed to glow with golden light, his eyes moved to other places, he couldn't look at it anymore, and he was dazzling again, but he was always at the forefront of gossip, pricking up his ears and listening to her constantly calling, retreating from this and that.

She even watched Sun Yue and Xu Lian go down the mountain hand in hand, and she was still muttering, if Xu Baozhu didn't apologize to us this time, we would definitely not be able to forgive her.

The three of them were not far apart, and they didn't see each other, so they walked farther and farther away, until even Gu Yi'an couldn't see the backs of the two of them, and Xu Baozhu walked over happily.

"Ah, my brain really felt like I had been kicked by a donkey. Do you know, I just returned the things that I was going to give to Sun Yue and found out that if I didn't add those that had already arrived in his hands, these things that could be returned alone would be nearly 500,000! ”

Xu Baozhu herself felt incredible, these were all bought for him in the past half a year, but she and Sun Yue have been in love for three years.

"Can sales easily get you back? Is it going to lose some commissions, purchasing fees or something? After all, from the words that Gu Yi'an overheard just now, I learned that many things do not support returns.

Speaking of this, Xu Baozhu became interested: "Oh, I was originally going to lose about 20 percent, which is about 100,000 yuan, but it was a good hair boy who helped me buy things, and he is now doing purchasing agents."

He helped me return everything that could be returned, and he would help me resell what I couldn't. And the pair of global limited edition shoes, he said that not only did he not lose anything, but the price doubled because a shoe was hard to find.

Hehe, I doubled the 20,000 yuan to him as a purchasing fee, and I feel that he is always happy.

It is estimated that the purchasing industry is not easy to do now, so I usually look for him if I don't buy well, thinking that after all, I met him when I was a child, and how can I take care of his business. ”

Gu Yi'an looked at her speechlessly with a profitable expression, the two sisters and brothers of the Xu family are not smart.

She clearly saw that with Xu Baozhu's letting go of Sun Yue, the peach blossom tribulation on her face gradually dissipated, and the positive fate began to loom.

If you read it right, the purchasing agent in Xu Baozhu's mouth is inextricably linked to the looming positive edge.

Or is it just him?

Anyway, what Gu Yi'an knows is that Xu Baozhu's hair is small, but it is not just a purchasing agent that Xu Baozhu thinks, and it is hard to say who took care of whom.

Gu Yi'an also became excited, this is much more interesting than what kind of dirty scum 'he chases, she escapes, she can't fly'. But it's a pity, these two people still have a grind.

Xu Baozhu looked at Gu Yi'an with bad intentions smiling and felt furious, but his familiar message prompt sound came from his mobile phone: "My brother is the first handsome in the universe, my brother is the best in the world, and my brother is excellent." ”

Xu Baozhu couldn't care about being embarrassed, and when he saw the message prompt, he couldn't help but laugh.

[White Lotus Licking Dog No. 1: Baozhu, the logistics of several things you ordered for me seem to be abnormal, can you ask you what's going on with that purchasing agent? ] 】

[White Lotus Licking Dog No. 1: Did you ask clearly? ] The clearance of that shoe is also recalled. 】

[White Lotus Licking Dog No. 1: Orb? Still having a temper? Xiaolian said that she was joking just now, knowing that it was a bag from your parents, she wouldn't want it. Don't think about it. 】

Xu Baozhu snorted coldly and took the initiative to call the phone, and the other party answered in seconds, "Baozhu, did you see the message I sent?" ”

"Oh, you said those logistics recalls, that's right, I let you withdraw it, after all, we both broke up, I know you definitely won't take anything from me anymore. I won't pursue what I gave you before, so let's get together and disperse. ”

"Xu Baozhu, you're kidding me, right? You think I don't know your shit. Didn't I send you anything? You're talking to me about this now. ”

"Sun Yue, you said you gave me a gift.

Is it that your sister Bailian can't finish drinking the brown sugar that is about to expire?

Or a bracelet for ten dollars and three at a stall?

You give one a year to that bracelet, the name is commemorative, and I will give you a handful, do you want it?

As for the rest, it seems that I will pay for the bottle of water when we go out.

Since you don't like what I gave you so much, then you can return it to me, I don't think it's second-hand, even if you sell it on the platform, it is estimated that it will be able to return hundreds of thousands. ”

Xu Baozhu heard the other party hesitate for a long time:

"It turns out that you have always looked at me like this, those are my mind, I didn't expect you to be such a material person, Xu Baozhu, I misjudged you.

Don't worry, I'll mail you everything I give me when I'm free.

Since you want to break up, then as you wish, from now on, you will be your eldest lady and cross your Yangguan Road, and I will continue to cross my single-plank bridge. ”

"It couldn't be better." Xu Baozhu's lips opened lightly, hung up the phone, and really put it down.

"He's still a little backbone." Xu Baozhu muttered.

Gu Yi'an looked at the loser in front of him, and said mercilessly: "Pull it down, is it so difficult to admit that your vision is poor?"

You think he's going to send it back to you, and he won't spit out the fat in his mouth.

Can you think twice about it when you throw money in the future, it's really not okay to inform me in advance, so that I can take the largest dustpan to pick up more points. ”

Xu Baozhu couldn't help laughing and screaming, and Gu Yi'an was a little blind.

"Goose Goose Goose Goose ....."

"You're okay, this laugh is a little too low, you laugh at me again to prepare the iron pot."

Xu Baozhu resisted the urge to scream, tilted his head and wondered: "Why are you preparing the iron pot?" ”

Gu Yi'an said compassionately: "Stew the goose in the iron pot, stew your goose first." ”