Chapter 22: The Strange Old Man
As Gu Yi'an's words fell, as if a switch had been turned on, Xu Baozhu couldn't help but continue to laugh 'goose goose goose'.
"Xiao An, you're a friend, she's fine, she won't laugh." Li Su'e, Doudou's mother, who opened a rice noodle stall at the temple fair, was attracted by Xu Baozhu's singing voice, and couldn't help but say worriedly.
"It's okay, Sister Susu, her smile is good for breast health, less nodules, if you really pull it over, I'll give her a needle to keep it alive." Gu Yi'an really took out a needle as he spoke, "Wrong, this is a blood sugar needle." ”
Digging and digging, he took out an iron skewer of mutton skewers, and the ends of the signature were polished extremely sharp:
"Found it, isn't that going to come in handy. So, there is no such thing as uselessness, only the lack of people who find it useful. Even if it is a discarded iron skewer, it can be laid off and re-employed. ”
Xu Baozhu couldn't help but shiver when he saw the cold glow on the tip of the iron skewer, and the laughter stopped, but he began to burp non-stop.
I saw that the female owner of the food stall standing next to Gu Yi'an nodded in agreement, and took out a pen and notebook for bookkeeping, and wrote down what Gu Yi'an said word by word like a proverb.
Noticing Xu Baozhu's gaze, Li Su'e looked at the familiar iron skewer from her own house and smiled: "Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years, Doudou is not here now, I can't let her read less books for ten years, I will write it down for her first." ”
Xu Baozhu: .....
Are Gu Yi'an and the people around her all devils? Belch... Belch... Belch. I can't stop.
In the end, Gu Yi'an couldn't stand it and gave her a smooth breath.
Xu Baozhu, who calmed down: "That Su... Sister Su, can you borrow my notes to copy them? ”
Lee So-e readily agreed.
Gu Yi'an: What should I do if I am a little ashamed? (*^▽^*)
Gu Yi'an has been quiet here, but he doesn't know that the Internet has exploded.
The variety show "Friends Come Together" has a wide audience, and it has been extremely popular since it was broadcast. Now that the mysterious girlfriend of the second-tier male singer Sun Yue has been exposed, it can't be on Weibo's hot search.
But offline, it was revealed that Xu Baozhu and Xu Baoran are worth a lot of money, and their father is the largest shareholder of Xu's Enterprise, one of the top communication companies in China.
Meteor Technology, a subsidiary of Xu's Enterprise, is the sponsor of the variety show equipment, and the live black briquettes that have been following the guests are the latest products developed by Meteor Technology that are at least 5 years ahead of domestic technology.
Netizens picked up Sun Yue and Xu Lian's family history, and what Xu Baozhu said in the show corroborated each other.
#流星科技 ##孙越软饭男##神棍顾以安##有情人终成兄妹##朋友一起来##徐宝珠顾以安#等相关话题一度高居在热搜上.
Director Mo temporarily turned off the live barrage function before, and only restarted the barrage after the engineer maintained and expanded it.
[I, Hu Hansan, are back again, and I can finally send a barrage! ] 】
[God has lovers and eventually becomes brothers and sisters, Gu Yi'an has something on him. 】
[Summer soda should be renamed and called Soft Rice Man and White Lotus.] 】
[Woo woo, envy Gu Yi'an can hold Xu Baozhu in his arms. Sister Baozhu, I am very well-behaved and obedient and don't cause trouble, and I can move bricks to support you, which is much better than a soft rice man. Can you consider considering me, gender don't be so stuck. 】
[Hahaha, one variety show with two painting styles, our two groups of White Actor and Sister Man Man are selling things seriously, chasing the balloons that flew all over the mountains. Gu Yi'an and Xu Baozhu gradually became metaphysical, and the painting style deviated. 】
[Why don't you say that Sun Yue and Xu Lian are being scolded in embarrassment, and there is enough place to sleep tonight. 】
[This variety show is a bit evil, Huang Miao and Cao Wanrou are still in the hospital. 】
【……】
After Sun Yue and Xu Baozhu's classmates and friends exposed the relevant insider, there was a heated discussion on the Internet about the topic of 'sense of proportion when getting along with the opposite sex', and more and more people who empathized with Xu Baozhu came forward to say that Xu Lian and Sun Yue's reputation fell to the bottom for a while.
Seeing this, Sun Yue and Xu Lian's agency urgently issued an announcement on Weibo, announcing that the two had withdrawn from variety show recording, and because the two violated public order and good customs, big fans took off their fans one after another, and the upcoming concert had a large-scale refund, and the previous advertising endorsements were also taken off the shelves to sue them for breach of contract.
Everyone knows that the career of the singer group Summer Soda is basically over, and the fans and the market can bring you countless applause and money, and can also bury your last handful of loess when you hit the bottom.
The program team received a temporary notice that because the live broadcast of the variety show was discussed too much on the Internet and a series of rectifications were needed, the recording of this variety show was suspended.
Director Mo regretfully said goodbye to the guests, and the next recording and other notices are estimated to be 10 days later.
Fortunately, although the trip was shortened by nearly one day compared to the original planned recording of three days, the richness of the material was beyond imagination.
The corners of Director Mo's mouth never fell, because the heat caused by the various accidents of the guests was painful and happy.
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Gu Yi'an seemed to have found the fun of setting up a stall and a way to get rich, so he chose to stay, and shared a part of the stall with Li Su'e, and Xu Baozhu also said that he would come over to help when he had time (relax).
"Xiao An, it's been the fourth day of this stall, and it's still not open?"
Li Su'e, who had just finished being busy for a while, looked unhurried or slow, and Gu Yi'an, who was drinking milk tea with a straw cup that was faster than her face, asked with concern.
Gu Yi'an chewed the pearl balls in his mouth, and after swallowing them, he said slowly, "Not yet, Sister Susu."
Li Su'e blushed, she originally felt that her name was rustic, especially in the past few years when she and her husband have been busy with the food stall business, and they are getting older and older in the wind and rain.
I am not yet 30, and those young men of twenty-five or sixteen who are Sister Li and Sister Su'e every day call themselves ten years older.
When I heard Sister Su Su from Xiao An's mouth, I always thought of Bai Suzhen under the Qingcheng Mountain in the TV series, and I felt that I was no longer the Li Su'e who dealt with pots and pans every day, but became Sister Su Su, a twenty-eight girl.
Seeing Li Su'e's face flushed, Gu Yi'an tilted her head in confusion.
Gu Yi'an thought that she could see through everyone's faces, and not only decided to share a house with Li Su'e, but also confirmed that the other party was not a difficult person, and she could also know from her roots that although she had a daughter the size of Doudou, she was actually not yet 30 years old.
Although she is more than ten years younger than her now, what can she call if she is not called a sister?
I don't understand where Sister Su Su blushes every time.
Li Su'e looked at the girl who tilted her head and was puzzled, with a little bit of baby fat that had not receded, but her nose was upturned, her eyelashes were dark and thick, her eyes were big, and she usually didn't have many expressions, but once she showed this kind of puzzled expression, it was particularly protective.
"I really hope Doudou can look so good when he grows up." glanced at her husband, who was still busy, and the other party seemed to notice Li Su'e's gaze and smiled innocently. "Forget it, look at the parents' genes, don't embarrass the child."
Unaware, Doudou felt the pressure on his shoulders decrease.
Gu Yi'an, who heard Li Su'e muttering......
"Three trigrams a day, ten paintings a day, thirteen symbols a day... Little girl, is this your stall? ”
Gu Yi'an nodded dispensably, although his eyes were half-open, he seemed to be sleepwalking.
Li Su'e didn't react to her, thinking that after all, the stall rented by the partner had made a lot of money in the past few days, and it was twice the usual turnover, but Xiao An didn't open a single order, and it was also a shocking existence in the entire temple fair.
Seeing that there are as many as three layers of lunch boxes she usually brings, and she never leaves her milk tea, and she is alone, how can she afford to support herself.
So she hurriedly stepped forward to help her greet the guests, but the snack business has always been very good, and now she knows no more than the guests in front of her.
"Su'e! ~The Venerable Master"
"It's coming! ~”
Before Li Su'e could think about whether to shake Gu Yi'an completely to wake up and greet the guests, she was called away by her family.
Gu Yi'an saw that the guest had not left yet, and pointed to the introduction on the white paper in front of him.
The guest was probably tired of walking, so he really sat on the maza prepared by Gu Yi'an, and read word by word: "'Three trigrams a day' is, the maximum number of three trigrams a day is divination, and the hexagram gold is 999, first come, first served."
'Ten paintings a day' means that the paintings sold in this booth are divided into three tiers, with a total of 10 paintings per day in the three tiers, on a first-come, first-served basis.
The first gear is a simple abstract outline, 100 pieces a piece.
The second gear is a colored pencil with details, 500 pieces a piece.
The third level is an oil painting work of 5,000 yuan, and an additional peace charm is given, and the unit price of a peace charm is 2,000 pieces.
'Thirteen charms a day' is, a total of thirteen basic talismans such as peace charms can be sold every day, each 2000, Tong Su is not bullied, first come, first served.
The final interpretation right belongs to the stall owner, and the bargaining is refused. ”
Looking at the bold and black words of refusing to bargain, the guest couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
"Little girl, your business scope is quite wide, you are also a fortune teller and a painter, you shouldn't be from an art academy to engage in performance art, right?"
Gu Yikan didn't even raise his eyelids, took out another piece of paper from the stall, handed it to the customer, the customer took a closer look, and the four big words came into view: "No small talk!" ”
Seeing the customer's distorted face, the stall owner who was engaged in photography next to him couldn't help but sneer, and couldn't help but help explain: "A few days before the temple fair, there are many people who go to Acacia to seek marriage, people who measure marriage, and those who can't line up go to those stall owners who wear Taoist robes."
I didn't come to this little girl, from the day to the afternoon stall, for three consecutive days, I saw that this little girl's throat was going to split, and it turned out to be in vain for half a day, not even a single opened, and these detailed instructions were added as soon as I came today. ”
"Hahaha, little girl, you haven't been able to open an order for the past three days, and you didn't think about calculating a hexagram for yourself when you went out?"
Gu Yi'an took a big sip of milk tea, looked at the old man in front of him, who was obviously mixed-race, and smiled after listening to the explanation of the stall owner next to him.
Speaking standard Mandarin, wearing an old man's shirt and big pants, and holding a puff fan in his hand, if it weren't for his blue eyes, deep facial features, and slightly curly hair, uninformed people would probably think that this was an authentic local old man.
Gu Yi'an didn't bother to explain at the moment, knowing that the old man in front of him had no malicious intent, as long as he didn't let himself open his mouth, what could he say, otherwise he would practice a day of closed-mouth meditation today?
Forget it, there is still a difference between actively and passively shutting up.