Episode 25 of "Drama Fairy".

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My Wok Wife 5 (Movie 40-50 mins)

Coming out of the sea was a sign that my wife and I were dead. No breathing, no heartbeat.

I am thirteen years old, female. The age of the wife is unknown, and the homeless man I know at the door of the house.

Today's death is quite peaceful, and it does not alarm the king of Hades, Lao Tzu, nor does it alarm Shakyamuni Jesus Satan, but it is just a death.

My wife's body actually gradually straightened up, she became a plump and fat caterpillar, I saw my wife's body gradually bulge, bulging a big ball like a big ball soon bigger than the moon, and then ate the earth. My body was floating in a small temple next to the 500-year-old pine tree on the top of Mount Huashan, and I saw my wife eating the earth, and the last piece of the pine tree on the top of the mountain in front of me was the one in front of me.

I looked at my wife in a daze and said, "Don't eat me!" “

My wife came up and even I was eaten. I absorbed the aura of my stomach in my wife's belly, and I woke up and came back to life. But I couldn't do anything when I was bored, so I used a lighter to light a fire with nothing to do, lighting it for heating and cooking.

My wife said that she was a little tired and didn't want to continue devouring the planet.

I took a piece of pork belly with chopsticks and put it in her stomach and said, "Haha, I'll sleep for a while when I'm tired." ”

I saw my wife's body floating in the universe, floating calmly and steadily. It's like an eraser floating on the surface of the Dead Sea, and the eraser refuses to sink to the bottom of the sea even if the birds peck at it.

When the wife was tired of floating in the universe, she turned into a girl and fell into a vast ocean. I scooped it up, and sure enough, it was her, and I heard her say, "I'm so thirsty, I want water." ”

I got up and went to the kitchen in the ocean to get a bottle of wahaha mineral water for my wife. After taking a sip, my wife felt some difficulty breathing, and after another sip, my wife picked up a stick from the ground and rode a donkey, I don't know what's going on, I was still in the sea just now, and it will be in the mountains. My wife looked at me and said, "Baka Baka Baka" I was instantly turned into a pig, I barked twice and turned around and ran away. Wandering in the mountains, running and screaming, I have never felt so free and joyful. I yelled twice, "Hum, hum, hum!" "Falling into a big pit turned out to be just a small trap.

The giant of the mountain ate me to the stomach, and when he saw me a black cave, the giant told me that I must treat it well, or he would eat me again and pull me into colorful, and then smash a group of people into a dark corner and crush us all to death.

The giant gave me a toothbrush, and I brushed my teeth one by one in the giant's belly, and I saw a bright moon slowly rising in the sky, and then the sun slowly rising. I sneaked into the sun room and saw a fragrant swimming pool with an old hen bathing in it, and I asked, "The bath water is really beautiful, you can see that it can fluctuate back and forth like a small grasshopper." ”

When the old hen saw that the bath water was really like a little grasshopper, she suddenly sighed in a daze and sighed about the long life. We heard the sound of a person eating noodles in the distance, and when we turned our heads, it turned out to be a little sister accompanied by a big giant.

The big giant turned into a sharp sword and flew towards the old hen, saying that it was too late, and the old hen also turned into a huge tank and attacked, the sword met the tank, the sword melted, the tank was scrapped, and all that was left was a room with a miasma of black smoke, and there was only a bowl of noodles and a noodle eater in the room, the little sister.

The little sister looks like a big frog, I saw her two round eyes exuding the same brilliance, she really looks like a big frog, and gradually her body turned green, and her back also exudes a variety of black spots, little by little spots on the back slowly moved, and suddenly became a running horse, this horse flew under the sky like a ribbon, ran around the circular square, jumped into the sky, and turned into Tang Sancai motionless. I broke Tang Sancai's head with a hammer and knocked it to the ground in pieces, and the morning sun slowly rose along Tang Sancai's shattering.

My wife walked slowly towards me in the morning sun with a small sika deer in her right hand. I hurriedly stepped forward to greet me, and my wife said, "You must help me avenge me!" "That's when I noticed that my wife's right leg was covered in blood.

I hurriedly disinfected my wife with gauze and alcohol, and a sharp pain screamed for me to quickly bandage her wound.

"Whoever hurt you like this, I will avenge you!" I asked.

"Yes, a giant grasshopper." The wife's weak moan.

"Ahh Tell me where it is. ”

The wife pointed to her heart with a finger and said, "In my heart!" ”

I also turned into a huge grasshopper, afraid that it would not understand me when I spoke. Dressed in a good armor with golden light, he entered his wife's heart with a slight smile. I searched through my wife's mouth and went in. Seeing that the grass in my wife's heart is lush and colorful, and there are many little monkeys bouncing in the fields, it is not novel and cute.

In the depths of the grassland, there was indeed a huge grasshopper grazing there. When he saw me turn around, he smiled and said, "Hey, hey! I'm so hungry that I'm going to have to fill my stomach with someone! ”

As he spoke, I was startled and ducked backwards, accidentally falling onto the cactus and stinging both strands. The grasshopper was about to kick me, and I stepped into the air. Grasshopper laughed: "I'm really embarrassed to get distracted, let's continue." ”

Suddenly, the grasshopper was silent, "Man's life is extremely short, and there is pain and loneliness and those long days and nights. I'm sorry for you, I'm sorry for your wife, I'm born to eat people, and that's not something I can correct. "Grasshopper said this, and I could tell that he was very serious."

"Do you have a wife too?" I asked the grasshopper.

"No, I didn't." Grasshopper said.

"Okay, you're good. At least you won't be as concerned as I am. You go, don't hurt humans again in the future. ”

"No, I'm not leaving. I just know the grasshopper in your wife's heart, and I'll die if I leave here. ”

How could my wife be injured in her right leg by a grasshopper in her heart? I couldn't figure it out.

At this moment, I only felt a familiar fragrance behind me, and when I turned around, it turned out to be my wife's wedding dress.