"Drama Immortal" twenty-six

A total of 1,000 episodes of the author's wonderful sister

My Tram Wife 6

When I was a child, I used to eat human meat buns, one a day. A female ghost in the grave gave me every night, and a small child lives in each bun, and if you collect it, you can exchange it for a Monkey King, and I have collected ninety-nine and only the last one.

I'm thirteen, female. The age of the wife is unknown, and the story we know is detailed in the first episode.

The female ghost hurriedly gave me buns mainly because she thought I was beautiful. I don't choose this by myself, I remember that three years ago, the ghost king in the grave held a beauty contest to choose the best girl as the winner of this competition. I participated in the competition that day, except for a few hanged ghosts, there was only one left, but I didn't expect the beauty contest held by the ghost to let me win the championship as a living person, really don't be too lucky.

Many ghosts got to know me through the competition, especially this female ghost, she likes my warmth and my cuteness. Every night, the two of us would count the grapes in the moonlight and eat them, turning the grapes into children's play.

Today was the time when I ate the hundredth human meat bun, I was playing with my wife in bed and touching each other's stomachs, and the human meat buns were delivered to me. But I saw an unclean bun with unclean hairs on its face, which were obviously the hairs in the middle of the human lower limbs. I burned all the hair with a lighter, and then slowly opened the bun and saw that there was indeed a child inside.

I saw a lot of female ghosts suddenly posted outside the window, and they were furious and very angry. One of the most vicious female ghosts shouted, "Give back my child!" Give my child back to me. “

It turned out to be the child's mother, so this child is also a ghost? Or did the mother go out of childbirth after giving birth? The woman who gave birth to a child and reincarnated at the same time in the strange story of Liao Zhai had a variety of strange things, it is difficult to say which one, but I saw a group of female ghosts surrounding me, and the situation was extremely dangerous.

I took out a piece of yellow paper from my hand, scribbled some spirit talismans on it, tore it off, and pasted it on the ghost's body. At first, I was a little scared, but then I didn't feel it anymore and became immune.

I took all the female ghosts with both hands and fused them into Ultraman, and the human meat bun in front of me was kicked into my mouth by my toes at this forced moment, and I slowly swallowed and chewed slowly. It's so good, it's really comfortable, it seems that the whole world is as happy as I am, and I like this bun, and the bun gradually grows bigger and brighter in my mouth, and after a while, it becomes an invincible superman and knocks Ultraman away from the door.

I saw Ultraman and Superman have a good kill, and it just so happened that I had collected a hundred people and the son of Sun Wukong also jumped out. The three of you chase me, Sun Wukong deftly dodged Ultraman's laser, and Superman pushed Wukong into the sky with a push forward, only to see Sun Wukong take out a hair and eat Superman with a change of eighty eighty and sixty forty. Sun Wukong's monkeys ate Superman, and Sun Wukong killed Ultraman with a stick, and Ultraman suddenly couldn't stand up. Ultraman supported his body hard, and he said, "Ahhhh I'm going to save the planet! There are still a lot of monsters to fight! “

I saw that many monsters came to avenge Ultraman, and Sun Wukong picked a hundred monsters, and all the monsters died with a stick and a random stroke. After the monsters died, a group of monsters and new monsters came to fight Sun Wukong one after another.

It was in these monsters that Sun Wukong saw the woman he dreamed of. She is a beautiful woman, with a bull-nosed monkey tail and snow-white hair, like an ice and snow giant that once disappeared on the Tianshan Mountains. The woman stood in front of Sun Wukong, and her body turned into a hamburger and was eaten by Sun Wukong. When Sun Wukong was eating and making himself bigger and bigger and bigger like a banana tree, my wife and I ran up and shouted, "World! Hahaha. ”

Sun Wukong was puzzled and asked me, "What the hell were you talking about just now?" ”

I said to my wife, "What we're going to talk about has to do with the branches, which fall one by one, two, three, four. Fall on people's heads, smash them all to death, and then fall again, guess where it fell? ”

Sun Wukong asked puzzledly: "I don't know!" Tell me quickly. “

I saw my wife dance and fly up from her chair and fall to the ground and turn into a puddle of water, motionless and calm.

I took a glass of water and walked up to my wife's puddle of water to water her head, and I said, "When my wife's hair is as cute as a ball, and my wife's body is as calm as water, we can eat bananas." ”

After saying that, I gradually poured water on my wife's head and body, and I saw that in less than a minute, a cat ran out of the water.

"Husband! Follow me! "My wife ran in front and suddenly fell" Eh! "I screamed.

I followed my wife after me, I didn't know where she was going to take me, I saw her climb a tree, I climbed a tree, she jumped down from the tree, I jumped down from the tree, we jumped back and forth one by one. Jump off the skyscraper as well. The cat was in front and I was chasing behind, and when I was about to fall to the ground, my wife turned into a cat that flew in front of me at lightning speed and swallowed me in one gulp: "You stay for a while!" I'll take you around the world and wander the earth! ”

I sat on my wife's belly and lay down watching the bustling world outside my belly, and my stomach was warm and comfortable, like eating a piece of hot tofu. A grasshopper jumped in from its mouth, and my wife ran outside, and the grasshopper and I went to our stomachs to drink coffee and sip a pot of old wine. This pot of wine warmed my stomach and made me a little drunk, and I took advantage of the hazy drunkenness to inscribe a picture on my wife's intestines:

Do you want to think about this spring water?

Come and don't come to borrow the scenery to make love

Grasshopper and I continued to eat barbecue and talk about our childhood, and Grasshopper said that he was almost taken and eaten by a praying mantis when he was very young, and I was shocked to listen to it.

"Just as I was about to enter the mouth of the praying mantis, suddenly a little child took the mantis away and raised it. The child wanted the praying mantis, so he let me go. Coincidentally, I want to feel that child. ”

Cheers to both of us.