"Drama Immortals" twenty-seven

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Chapter 3: My Wandering Wife Seven and I Meet Johnny To (movie 60-70 minutes)

Mr. Grasshopper and I sat on my wife's stomach and chatted and ordered a takeout.

The delivery man walked to the door, looked at his wife's face, and made sure it was this house number, and called me and asked, "Do you take your takeaway in or put it at the door?" “

At this time, my wife was a big flower cat, and she herself became a light yellow fluffy and cute big flower cat. The wife loves as much as she wants, and she has absolute freedom to change.

I, a thirteen-year-old female. The age of the wife is unknown, and the homeless man I know at the door of the house. Our gender is the same. My family used to live in a grave, and after marrying her, we wandered the world, and there were endless changes.

I didn't want to move, so I said, "Then please send it in, thank you." ”

As soon as the delivery man ran into his wife's mouth, she chewed it into shredded flesh. I saw two big white teeth squeezing the delivery man, and he was bleeding all over the sky, and the whole person was scrapped.

Johnny To was filming a shootout movie in his wife's mouth, and Johnny To asked me, "What should we do?" “

I said, "What to do?" “

Johnny To said: "I wanted to find a shot of the protagonist of an underworld shootout film, so that he could have an epic and meaningful presence. ”

I said, "You're a great director." I don't know anything, I'm playing my role right now. ”

Du Qifeng lowered his head and pondered, "Directly!" Attacking directly is the best way to go. ”

I saw To Qifeng set up the stage of the lighting and props master, so that all the actors were in place, "action! ”

In the shot:

The male protagonist walked in from his wife's neck, and found a girl living in his wife's heart, the girl was crying under the street lamp, and her original mentally ill mother was poured into that hemp by a villain, and since then she has become more insane and even killed. The girl recalled her mother's kind and picturesque scene, and cried under the streetlamp. The male protagonist gradually approached the girl, and was about to step forward to coax her, only to see a man coming out from behind was a bad guy who was doing evil, and the man shot the middle of the bandit's forehead with a gun.

The gangster's forehead slowly bleeds and falls to the ground, watching the protagonist close his eyes and be silent to show that he is unwilling to kill.

A chicken jumped out and quacked, and it was dawn. "Goo-goo!" Standing in the center of an intersection of Lan Kwai Fong Bar on Yau Ma Street, a group of dancers danced in unison and walked out drunk!

"Cards!" Director To Qifeng shouted.

"The performance is good, everyone has worked hard. Take a two-hour break and eat a boxed lunch. “

The actor's surname is Liu, and I immediately went to ask for an autograph. The actor boldly signed my wahaha bottle. At this time, I remembered that my takeaway had not been brought in yet, so I ran to my wife's throat and picked up my takeaway from a pool of blood, although it was gradually full of blood, it was still edible. The plastic bag is full of blood on the outside and clean on the inside.

took out the takeaway and sat next to Liu Protagonist and Du Qifeng, and the three of them ate a boxed lunch together and chatted about homely things, "Recently, I went to Thailand to play, and I couldn't understand Thai at all. I had a breakfast and it was spicy to death. I used to only eat pad Thai, but now I taste everything. ”

Du Qifeng turned back to the assistant and said, "Go get a bottle of red wine, and I'll have two glasses with this kid." “

The wine was quickly served.

Half an hour passed, we were full and lying on the sofa chatting, and a bottle of red wine had been drunk.

Liu said: "The size of the hamburger has nothing to do with its deliciousness, just like when you see a bird in the sky, big or small has nothing to do with freedom." ”

To Qifeng said: "I just saw you chatting with another child, so call him out too."

"Ahh Then I have to introduce my good friend. Mr. Grasshopper! Come out quickly, Johnny To call you. ”

I saw Mr. Grasshopper stand up silently and stand between me and Du Qifeng. Du Qifeng asked, "What kind of cultivation have you been doing lately?" “

Mr. Grasshopper said, "Tofu magic skill." ”

The crowd was amazed. "But please demonstrate!" Johnny To ask.

I saw Mr. Grasshopper flick his hands towards the sky lightly, and he really turned into a piece of tofu and danced towards the sky, and suddenly the tofu all over the ground smashed on people's bodies, shoulders, and heads, and everyone gently closed their eyes like a demon, and as soon as they opened their eyes, they all ran to the beach. We closed our eyes on the beach and enjoyed the warm sun and sand, and there were girls playing passionately in the water in the distance, geese and seabirds. I asked Johnny To: "This person feels like a skirt brushing on his face, and he is still a beautiful and picturesque person." “

Du Qifeng laughed and took out a shrimp in his right hand. Mr. Grasshopper and Liu were asleep on the beach, and Johnny To and I were grilled shrimp – a big rock.

One shrimp and two shrimp eat the juice in the mouth and gradually fill the lips, it is really the world's most delicious sauce shrimp balls, plus garlic sauce and Mediterranean olive oil are really salty and delicious.

"Would you like some more chili peppers or something?" Du Qifeng said.

"It's spicy enough to be cool, but my throat has been uncomfortable lately, you must put it yourself!"

Director Du Qifeng directly picked up a large spoonful of chili peppers and put them on the lobster, but his face was not red and his heart was not beating. Liu drank a cup of coffee and laughed.

My wife was standing in front of us flutteringly, chewing something as if she had eaten. It is also a very common thing for a wife to come to her stomach, but I saw my wife laughing and snatching a lobster from Du Qifeng and eating it in her mouth, but it was very spicy. The wife sat on the chair and danced with her hands, and actually danced an incomparable chili dance, and suddenly collapsed, turned into a puddle of coffee, and disappeared.

We drank and talked, and the moon gradually rose, and my wife's cat, which had turned into a cat, jumped on a big tree and fell asleep by itself. Don't forget that the wife who is still in my wife's belly right now is a big fat cat.

The moon is still hanging in the sky, and the charming smile in the moonlight is this big flower cat, "meow", the cat licks its mouth and falls asleep.

After tasting the last sip of red wine, Johnny To said, "Let's go!" ”

In order not to disturb Director Du's work, I quickly ran out from here, and saw that my wife slept very soundly, I turned into a white crane, and she also flew to the troposphere, and we landed on a large lawn in the center of a vast lake and sea, and I gathered my wings and snuggled next to the big cat, and fell asleep.