Surprise! Protecting animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness

Author: Lorna215

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Escaping from the family business and the unreasonable old father, Pu Luo finally ran away from home with the encouragement of his brothers!

In order to avoid the pursuit of his unfortunate brother, he decided to hide in the city, so he turned into a Wong Tai Sin.

In this way, as long as he finds a lucky person to top the immortal, he can live a good life that is not too eye-catching and not too eye-catching.

But what he never expected was that in this land that has become more difficult, Wong Tai Sin has long become the old yellow calendar, and now its scientific name is weasel, commonly known as weasel, but it is a national three-protected animal.

Okay, three haves are three, at least they are protected.

But when Pu Luo stepped into this society, he knew that this city was really cold, just a city, it was three guarantees everywhere, and two guarantees were as many as dogs.

Not to mention those that it can't fight, even if it's not written on the list of protected animals, he also fights! No! Pass!

After being caught bald, Pu Luo decided to change his life goals - he decided to go to a private zoo to eat and drink.

It is said that there is a super handsome and kind director and a super open and inclusive environment.

What better place to be a clever and cute little weasel like him than a zoo?

And yet—

This zoo is really poor!

The main income is the forest land contract of the director, not to mention, the staff of the entire zoo is only the director, and what is even more exaggerated is that the director eats the leftovers of the animal meals!

But the house leak happened to rain overnight, this cruel society finally extended its poisonous hand to this reluctantly operated small zoo, the zoo's big financier - the forest contractor contract expired and did not plan to renew the contract, seeing that the capital chain was broken, the zoo closed down, just when the director and the animals sighed relatively, a righteous weasel stood up with his tail.

Isn't it just making money?

He'll do this!

#虽然是玄轻, but it is also a very scientific means of farming infrastructure construction#

#是和农场主不一样的赚钱路线, this time I'm really serious about making money#

#为什么明明想要躺平的鼠鼠雄起了? Probably because of the author's evil thoughts that can't lie flat#

#春天就要写毛茸茸的萌系小短文, BY: Sweet text author Luo Xiaona#

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One sentence introduction: the unscientific existence of using the most scientific means to engage in business

Idea: Relying on others is unreliable, self-reliance is the hard way

Chapter 1

Almost every Chinese-Chinese person will try to find the traces of their memories as far as the eye can see.

Whether it's the sentence of a famous writer in the textbook, "an old city,...... Sleep warmly and comfortably, just waiting for the spring breeze to wake them up."

It is still the first talented woman in the ages and a famous female lyricist's sentence "I returned to the boat late and strayed into the depths of the lotus flower...... Startled a shoal of gulls and herons".

Or in the phenomenal TV series that once caused thousands of people to return home, the woman who never really appeared, but always lived in the memory of others, and wrote the most beautiful summer dream for the city with only her own name.

These are the first impressions of the city from outsiders.

But whatever the initial idea, once you actually arrive here, you'll find that the name of the city best represents it.

- Spring City, a city where traces of spring water can be seen almost everywhere when you walk in the streets and alleys.

The city is nourished by the flowing springs and artificially connected waterways. The unique geographical environment allows the willow, a typical southern tree species, to grow here, which also gives this northern city a little less typical of the south.

So, if you want to ask the people here what is the most important thing, it is not surprising to get the answer "spring water".

Of course, there are many things to see in the spring city in addition to the spring water.

For example, the rare clumps of lotus flowers in the north, such as the koi fish in the pond that are getting fatter and fatter, such as the traditional lotus root digging activity that cannot be replaced by machinery so far, such as the weasel that squats here to watch the koi with tourists.

…… Well? Wait, isn't there something strange that has been mixed in?

Why are weasels here?

"Hey, what's the fuss about, although the climate of Spring City is like the south, this is an authentic northern city." An uncle wearing a sweatshirt, holding an empty kettle in one hand and a camera in the other, said disapprerovingly, "The yellow skin is originally native to our north." ”

No, I know that, but the question is ......

"In the past, weasels stayed in the countryside because there was food in the countryside that was easy to consume, but now the grain in the countryside will be transported away from the front foot and the back foot, and the granary is small, and the rat population cannot be fattened. On the contrary, in our city, there are many pipes, and the garbage cans are open and no one looks at them, so the rats are not open to eat. This thing has to live if you eat it, and there are no natural enemies in the city and you don't have to dig holes, of course it redoubles quickly. ”

"There are too many rats, and weasels are coming."

An uncle who deftly moved around with a selfie stick and tried to find the best shooting spot enthusiastically added: "Actually, there were quite a lot of them before, but there was a period of time when there was no rabies, and the city cleaned up a wave." Now that the environment in the city is better, and the legal protection has also come up, the number of these yellow skins has only increased in recent years, and there are several litters in our community, and they can be seen fighting with cats every spring. ”

After that, he didn't forget to remind: "Hey, hey, you all stay back, don't scare it." ”

That's right, the same living in the shadow of the city, and the same hunting of rats for a living, weasel is a pure wild animal that has not been domesticated by humans.

In addition, its small size and flexible movements are not like stray cats that have gotten along with humans, and occasionally interact with humans. The weasel in the city can be described as very cold, and often when humans realize that they see a weasel, it only leaves a back in a hurry.

Therefore, it is very rare to see such a weasel that appears in the human field of vision and does not shy away from the human gaze at all, especially if it is still a tourist attraction.

Well, this is less likely than JAY showing up at the supermarket in front of your house to buy potato chips without disguise.

The young man who came to travel couldn't help but set his eyes on the yellow skin who stood on the edge of the pool and attracted a lot of attention, but was so calm that he didn't seem to feel the eyes of others.

It was the first time he had seen a live weasel, a weasel...... Is it such a good-looking little animal?!

There are a lot of legends about Huangpizi, from the top fairy to the small one stealing chickens, because most of them are villains, he thought he looked old and ugly, but he didn't expect this little appearance to be quite cute.

Xiao Young involuntarily took out his mobile phone and turned on the shooting mode very conformistically.

The weasel's fur is the same color as the ear of wheat, which is to facilitate their hiding body and hunting and prevent predators, but the baby weasel in front of him is milky brown.

Moreover, the accent color of this little weasel's face is lighter than that of ordinary weasels, and the beige around the small black nose makes it look like a macchiato that has not yet been stirred, sweet and soft.

With small dark eyes, and the appearance of touching koi fish with small paws from time to time, not to mention how cute it is.

This little guy is small, and his claws are also a little small, and the carp in the pond doesn't know if he mistook the little paws for fish food, and he didn't dodge when he saw other people's claws, and even opened his mouth to swallow it.

The carp in Baotu Spring is so big that it can swallow a little weasel in one bite when its mouth is fully open, not to mention its small claws. The weasel also seemed to be frightened by this strange touch, and was so startled that it exploded on the spot, and its dandelion-like appearance was simply doubled.

But no matter how cute the cute thing is, there is nothing you can do in front of the sore hands.

"Uncle, what is this weasel trying to do...... Touching the fish? The young man, who had waited for ten minutes without waiting for what had happened, finally couldn't stand it anymore, and he approached the uncle who was concentrating on holding the self-shooting stick and asked.

"Shhh Uncle Self-Shoot Stick also sold a pass.

Unlike the young man who raised his hand to the sore hand, the uncle directly propped the pole on his beer belly, and this labor-saving and stable posture gave him more confidence: "Soon, don't you see that it is already confirming its location?" ”

Confirm the location?

The young man turned his gaze back to the weasel. Sure enough, at this moment it changed its position, and its short little paws stretched forward and retracted again and again, like a clockwork doll that had been stuck.

It's cute, but it's really silly.

However, compared to the few fat carp in the water, which kept opening their mouths to breathe, the weasel looked a little smarter.

Wait a minute!

Xiao Young seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly turned back in surprise and asked, "It, is it trying to catch fish?" ”

Uncle Since-Clap "booed", but did not deny it. His gaze stayed on the weasel for a long time, and he whispered, "It has been catching fish here for several days, but it is too fast to shoot...... This time I got a selfie stick. ”

What a thing!

Xiao Young was suddenly embarrassed, feeling that he had switched from the cute pet channel to the hunting channel of the African savannah. The cute interaction just now has turned into a frightening temptation to each other, which feels ...... It's weird! But it's a little emotional!

So, he very heartily switched the phone to video mode, poked it a few more times, and turned on motion capture. As soon as I finished adjusting the focus, I saw the weasel in the lens suddenly make a sudden spurt, stepped on the back of a big carp and jumped forward.

Before the photographer could react, he saw a yellow shadow flash, and the next moment, a big carp came out of the water and hit the stone wall on the side.

The onlookers couldn't help but exclaim. Before they could spit out their gasps of fright, the fish had been swept away by a wind, leaving them with only a dashing tail and a string of wet footprints.

"Wow!! So fast! ”

"Did you get it?"

"That fish is really fat, it looks heavier than the yellow skin!"

"Ox X!"

The onlookers suddenly made a noise, and the fast ones had already withdrawn their mobile phones, cut and added BGM and titles to post the video to the short video website, and the action can be described as one go.

Xiao Qing, who just came to travel but didn't expect to shoot this kind of hunting scene, was not as anxious as them, he held his mobile phone in the palm of his hand, and looked back at the scene he had just filmed frame by frame.

Compared with normal double-speed playback, this slow-motion playback can highlight the danger of that moment more, such as......

"Oooh! It turns out that it has stepped on other fish, which is amazing, let's say how can it jump so far. ”

"If you look closely, it stepped on it twice, and after catching it, it also stepped on a fish, and then it jumped to the shore."

"Look at this mouthful, rattle, I guess the vertebrae have been bitten off, and the fish's struggle has weakened all of a sudden."

"It's a dizziness, this little guy still slapped it on the shore, it's big enough at once."

"Tsk, this little one, medium!"

The young man who was full of emotion but had been finished by others: ......

He turned his head slowly, slowly, and saw a lot of aunts and uncles standing behind him and rubbing his replay together.

Suddenly, he felt a weight on his shoulders, and Uncle Self-Photograph, who was enthusiastic about solving his doubts, stretched out the mobile phone he had taken back, and asked with curiosity: "Little Mozi, you are really good at shooting, you are worthy of being a young man, you can help you take a look, how can our mobile phone shoot so clearly as you?" ”

"Help me take a look too, this phone is a new model that my grandson bought, why is it still so mushy? Little teacher, you can also help us figure it out. ”

Teacher? Wait, why do you call him a teacher?

"Hey, don't scare the little handsome guy, young people don't want to call teachers now, do you know that they are all called handsome pots now? Little handsome guy, are you free, and point me out. ”

Before the young man from the south could react, he was already surrounded by the uncles and aunts in the north.

By the time he reacted, he had already sat on the tea stall in the scenic spot, with a pot of tea in front of him (invited by Uncle Self-Shooting Stick), a dim sum (invited by his grandson's aunt who bought a mobile phone), and a number of melon seeds and dim sum (everyone pieced it together), as well as countless pairs of eyes eager to learn.

Little Young: ......