"On How a Southerner Should Resist the Enthusiasm of a Northerner......

It's a professional course, he won't!

In the end, the young man who fell into the "handsome guy" and "teacher" changed his travel plan and started a photography instruction class on the spot......

At this time, Pu Luo, the protagonist of the video, had already finished eating breakfast and was licking his mouth.

Pu Luo stretched out in place, and then moved himself into the sun, combing his hair as he basked in the sun.

Combing and combing, his movements suddenly stopped, and two rows of black lines fell on his head.

Is this the terrible body memory? Before he became a weasel, he obviously didn't have the habit of combing! Of course, he didn't have hair before.

However, he didn't dwell on it for long, because the feel of having hair is really good, slippery and soft, although the act of touching himself is a little strange, but who can refuse the happiness of hair?

Especially the kind that has the touch bonus of claws, refusal? Inexistent.

However, this happiness did not last long, and the breeze brought a dangerous message. As soon as the little weasel looked up, he saw more than a dozen cats of different colors and sizes coming out of the horns and quickly occupying the surrounding traffic arteries, staring at him with intent.

After all the cats were still standing, a white cat with a full face stepped out of the crowd. It walked leisurely, and when it sat down in front of Pu Luo, its dense chest hair even covered its two front feet, and it was domineering.

And behind it is a tanuki cat. The white cat didn't speak, but the raccoon squinted and shook her beard, and took the lead in speaking majesticly: "Is it a spicy melon that catches fish in my territory?" Don't you know when you get to the top of the mountain? ”

Puluo: ???

Chapter 2

Wait, what's that? How do you feel as if you understand it, but you don't seem to understand it?

The big cat at the head looked at him deeply, and grinned: "It's all the Northeast dripping you pretend to be a big clove of garlic, like a real bean bag, you don't understand what we say, so I say meow meow understand?" ”

"Meow meow! Meow meow meow! ”

It's too late to correct that this is not the Northeast, but he has already heard Pu Luo, who has a strong regional characteristics, lying on the ground, and he covered his round little ears with two paws: Okay, I understand, the translation is very accurate, don't say it next time.

It's obviously such a cute cat face, don't say such a fierce word.

There are two intentions for these cats, one is that he went to other people's territory to hunt without greeting, there is a provocation, if it is a cat in another place, it may have already been a big fight, but the cats in Quancheng are more civilized, so the first salute and then the soldiers to warn.

The other is that he has been fishing lately, which is too low-key, and the cats are here to warn him.

"If you want to get mixed up here, you don't use fish as a food source." It seems that seeing his good attitude, the tanuki cat's tone is a little slower, and Pu Luo immediately hits the snake with the stick, and asks it to explain carefully.

Originally, there are many springs in Quancheng, and there are many ponds in the pond, and there are more ponds that will naturally raise fish, whether it is for eating or ornamenting, the city has a very deep carp culture from ancient times to the present.

Appreciating the spring, watching the fish, and tasting the tea are the three major elements of the spring city tourism. Moreover, because of the geographical location and historical origin, the local koi breeding and cultivation is also a major advantageous industry, and the koi talent contest is often organized and hosted, so the local residents have a deep affection for fish.

I don't know how it is in other cities, in Spring City, any creature must give face to the fish! They're all made, and they're worth a lot of money in this land.

This kind of face has to be given by cats, not to mention the weasels who cross the line.

The tanuki cat admonished seriously: "Even in the winter when there is little prey, we rarely go to fish if we are not very hungry, and even if we fish, we can only do it secretly, not like you." ”

"You are now making people look fresh, and when things get big and attract the attention of the human beings in the scenic spot, not only you, but we will also be driven away together."

Pu Luo was slightly stunned, and his furry face showed a sudden look.

I see, if hunting in other people's territory is just grabbing food, then this action is equivalent to flipping other people's dinner tables.

Thinking of this, Pu Luo suddenly felt guilty, he lowered his head, and apologized seriously: "It's my fault, I see that the human reaction is very enthusiastic, so I think this is what they like to see." ”

Saying that, he was still a little aggrieved: "I also slowed down a little bit at their request to be cooler." ”

This...... Where is this Tie Hanhan from? He just obediently admitted his mistake?

The cats looked at each other, exchanged a few glances, and had an idea - they were about to move.

In fact, cats and weasels are similar in size and have the same diet, but they are actually very bad rivals, and they do everything possible to kill each other's cubs every year during the breeding season.

In fact, before coming, everyone had already done it if it didn't make sense, and it was really not a plan to violently expel them, and the reason why we decided to talk about it first was because the food was sufficient this season, and the weasel meat was not delicious, not to mention, it smelled, and there was really no need to consume physical strength.

And on the other hand, the weasel is notoriously cautious, the little guy in front of him is still a minor, it is very likely to beat the small one to the old, a bad one and then the cats will spend the whole breeding season in the conflict, not worth it.

But I didn't expect the yellow-skinned mouse in front of me to be so honest! It just mistook it!

Is it so well-behaved? Okay, I'm going to think about it.

A skewered cat with spots on its body looked at the little weasel's hanging head in front of it, and its stubbornness suddenly rose, and it slowly raised its hairy paws, about to touch the weasel's big furry tail.

However, before it could achieve its goal, there was a sharp pain at the base of its tail.

"Meow-" a cow-colored she-cat bared her fangs at it and yelled, "Hold on to your paws, be honest, you bachelors don't care, the old lady wants to raise the cubs!" ”

Don't you have a point in your heart for the vengeance of this weasel? If this guy holds a grudge, the big cat is not afraid of it, and the kitten cub is a catch.

The young cat also bared its teeth at the female cat, but compared to the female cat, its confidence was obviously not enough.

"Well, little one," the she-cat said as she looked at Pu Luo after retiring the young cat, and her voice was quite gentle, "it seems that your family has not told you a very important common sense of life. ”

Then, with a puzzled look, it taught the poor little creature one of the most important rules of life for the city's animals: no matter how the two-legged beasts react violently to your actions, just ignore them and carry on with the current action.

Because human beings like to watch the excitement, especially in the city, they will even cheer enthusiastically when they see a cat catching a mouse.

But don't think it's a good thing for them to be watching, given that humans don't blow up their hair, it's hard for animals to tell how they're feeling by the changes in their size.

"But after a lot of data collection and research, we found the trick – "don't look at people, look at the state of the little box in their hands." ”

"If a human figure is one of those small glowing boxes that are scratching you up and down, left and right, then it's not a big problem, what are you going to do if you stay where you are, it's just that humans are making a fuss about it for strange reasons."

"If a human takes out a small box and puts it to his ear and looks at you while grunting, then no matter what happens at the time, you have to be vigilant, and if you can, go first."

"If the human is screaming and throwing the small box over, then don't hesitate, this human is on the verge of collapse, hurry up and take the prey away, don't turn back, otherwise the prey will be snatched away!"

"By the way, there is another situation, if a human is holding a small box while reaching for food in his pocket for you to eat......"

Seeing that the surrounding cats all showed cautious and tangled expressions, the cat lady glanced left and right, and said in a low voice: "That's a human being who wants to give us a tribute." ”

Tribute? He knows that!

Pu Luo's eyes lit up suddenly, and he finally found familiar content in a series of unfamiliar common sense.

He couldn't help licking the corners of his mouth, and his two front paws stepped on the ground alternately because of excitement, nostalgic for the years when he ate tribute.

Before becoming like this, Pu Luo had also eaten a lot of human tributes, don't look at him like he is now, he also belonged to the kind of face in the divine beast world at the beginning, at least not the kind that found no such person.

However, before he could remember whether the pig's head or the sheep's head was delicious, he heard the raccoon cat on the side scold: "Don't eat it!" Because you can't afford to pay the price. ”

Yes?!

The little weasel's Doudou eyes showed a bit of confusion.

Why can't you afford to pay the price? Isn't what human beings pray for is more rain and less rain, promotion, wealth, marriage, and baby? Although the time has passed, these should be what they crave.

Some of these requirements are indeed difficult, but they should not be unbearable......

Seeing his simple appearance of not knowing the world and ignoring the sinister hearts of people, the tanuki cat's eyes narrowed, and his eyes showed a fierce light: "Do you think it doesn't matter if they want your balls?" ”

Puluo: ?

Puluo: !!!

His expression gradually changed from doubt to horror, and his furry tail stiffened into a long strip: "How, how can this be?!" ”

Why do humans want this?

No, it's always strange to think about human fetishes, like the relatives of the dragon clan back home, from beards to scales, from nails to things that need to be silenced.

The most terrifying thing is that they don't even let go of saliva, even if they don't let go, they will also write books to taste one or two, and pick and choose from three, six, nine, etc., which simply does not respect the privacy of the dragon at all.

There are so many lessons from the past, Pu Luo didn't doubt the weird aesthetic habits of human beings, and he didn't think how outrageous it was for humans to be interested in the eggs of small animals, he just felt a faint, faint sadness.

In this way, his road to survival is going to be a little more difficult.

What should I do if I can't catch my prey? QAQ

Two big question marks popped up on the cats' heads, and a ferret was worried that he wouldn't be able to catch his prey? Are you kidding!

Although reluctant to admit it, Itachiko is a good fighter in battle, especially good at defeating the strong with the weak.

As the existence of the direct name of [Weasel], the weasel is also the most powerful in combat, not to mention the outstanding bite force, because of the small size and good balance, the combat skills are very flexible and changeable.

They are one of the few hunters in nature who can hunt and kill hunters who are several times or even more than ten times the size of their own body.

It is no exaggeration to say that if most of them are not large, the weasel family is not unable to compete with the feline family in a single combat effectiveness.

However, they are stronger than felines in one thing, and that is their ability to escape.

Relying on the unique "fart" ability, as long as it is not attacked or killed by a group, the probability of a weasel escape is still very high.

But no matter how high the skill is, it is a waste to put it on Pu Luo.

Because of him...... It's a very picky prey and a beautiful woman who waits for the rabbit pie =w=.

The kind that you don't want to eat if you don't look good.

After a small attempt at each other's skills, the cats fell silent.

The paws of the female cat who had enthusiastically suggested before shrank even more, and her eyes were a little murderous when she looked at Pu Luo. Belch...... This look is not aimed at Pu Luo himself, but at Pu Luoya's adult identity.

To put it simply, it is the subtle empathy of a heroic mother in the face of an unsuccessful cub.

This look is not unfamiliar, and this is how several brothers looked at him when he was a child.

The conscience of heaven and earth, since he was successful in cultivation and could open the valley, and lived in separate territories from his brothers, he hadn't seen this kind of gaze for a long time.

The little weasel lowered his head in shame, but there was no way, he was not very good at hunting after using his body for I don't know how many years, let alone after changing to a new shell.

Plus the staple food of weasels is rats...... Such an ugly and ugly mouse, he didn't work hard, didn't he go to catch fish after weighing left and right.

Koi is also a carp, although this fish likes to dig in the soil so the smell of the earth is a little stronger, but because the water quality of Quancheng is very good, the carp in the pond is quite delicious.

Of course, the taste is secondary, the main reason is that these mature koi fish are really easy to catch, but now, this fat, delicious and easy-to-catch food is going to leave him.

The pressure of survival pressed on Pu Luo's shoulders like a boulder, almost crushing him into a weasel cake.

His pitiful appearance made the tanuki cat angry: "What do you think? If you have hands and feet, can you still starve to death? ”

"Do you know what are the top three professions that make money fast right now? Internet celebrities, porcelain, and superstition. The tanuki half-sat down, and as she spoke, she pulled passionately with her little paws.

"Internet celebrity, you've been working for a few days, and this won't work with us. Touch porcelain, look at your small body, if it's not good, it will change from fake to really broken, it's best not to do it. The most suitable route for you is the last one - to engage in superstition...... Ano, folklore events! ”

In Pu Luo's clear and somewhat dazed gaze, the tanuki cat explained with some hatred: "Have you forgotten where we are here? We're in the Northeast! ”