Surprise! Protecting animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness v. 4
"Those protected animals are just losers, and we are the winners!"
"That's right, that's right!"
However, in the midst of all the hustle and bustle, there is one corner that is exceptionally quiet.
The anomaly caught the attention of some of the cats, who looked over in confusion to see the little weasel curled up in the corner.
Oh, weasels are also protected animals, they say that, don't they poke this child's heart?
The kind-hearted cats don't know that Pu Luo is seriously calculating his identity at the moment.
Although he has a father and a mother, in terms of race, Puluo's ontology is the only one between heaven and earth.
Rarity β
As for interference......
Thinking of this, Pu Luo gritted his teeth a little.
A long, long time ago, when humans were still quite strange to the divine beasts, Pu Luo was once severely pitted by humans because of his big heart.
At that time, he was still a stupid beast who had no pursuit of his own standard of living, and when he slept, he found a random place in the sea and fell asleep.
I don't know if he encountered a change in the environment under the sea, or if he was dizzy and rolled over and released his tail, anyway, when he woke up, he had floated from the bottom of the sea to very cold waters.
He actually woke up from the cold.
Before Pu Luo could run back to a warm place, he looked up and saw something that shocked him very muchβrows of big fish floating around him, head straight up, and still not moving.
Pu Luo, who is very low-key as a beast, usually controls his prototype not to become too big, but in order not to wake up in the belly of other fish, he will also turn himself into the size of a wooden boat when he sleeps, but the fish around him are actually bigger than him.
Pu Luo, who was dazed, was taken aback at the moment - it was really not that he was timid, the key was that these fish were not driven, they were stunned like braids, and the bottom of the sea was relatively dark and cold, which felt particularly weird.
And he didn't react violently, just screamed.
Really, only one sound!
Even the whales closest to him just woke up by him and flicked their tails and continued to sleep, how calm the reaction was.
But on the contrary, this scene was seen by a human being, and Pu Luo still doesn't understand why this human appeared in this place, and how he returned to human society, and then passed on this experience.
What he didn't understand even more was how this paragraph had become the setting of his timid voice and fear of whales, wasn't this an insult to the beast?
In fact, if it is just recorded, he doesn't care.
But humans are really too much! They sculpted his image on the bell, and then carved a whale on the spine of the bell, intending to take advantage of his fear when the bell struck it, and amplify the sound.
This is simply killing beasts and punishing hearts!
There are a few brothers, some have a good reputation, and some are special passers-by, but in general, everyone gets the respect they deserve, and he is the only one who ......
Only him! I no longer have the dignity of being a divine beast, it's really miserable.
When I think of this, I feel sad.
So, because of human interference, it's okay to have a hard life!
In particular, his current shell is a weasel, and it is said that N years ago, because it was hunted by humans for supplying a large amount of fur, the number of which decreased dramatically, and finally it was designated as a protected animal.
That's right, from the body to the appearance, Puluo is a standard rare animal!
Since it is a rare animal, why can't he go and eat public food? If other animals have it, he will have it too!
The little weasel that made such a cry was unusually tall in the eyes of the cats.
I don't know if it's because I thought that this little guy's current identity was bought by countless people of the same clan in exchange for their lives, or if I simply thought it was funny, many cats and cats waved their flags and shouted for this weasel who stood on a high place and shouted his dreams.
Even the crow, who was taken aback by the sudden climb of the tree, looked at the strange weasel with interest.
As a well-known bird in the street, like all crows, crows are also keen to eat melons and watch shows and do things.
So, after taking the opportunity to snatch the reward of his labor, the little ball that the tanuki cat was reluctant to give, it proposed to Pu Luo: "I have a way that may be able to help you, but first say well, if you can successfully break inside, you will have to provide me with food and toys in winter, the free kind." β
In the boos of the cats, Pu Luo nodded seriously, and stretched out his little paw and patted the crow's paw, and made a gentleman's agreement.
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At half past four in the afternoon, this time is a painful garbage time for all working parties, and whether the work is done or not, the clock will make people feel anxious once it points to this point.
Servants of the people are no exception to this.
Although the official end time is 17:00, according to the regulations, the police station needs to be on duty 24 hours a day, so at this moment, the officers of the Honggu Police Station are doing the work handover before getting off work.
The next day is the weekend, and everyone's mood is relatively relaxed in today's handover link, especially the comrades who don't have to go to work the next day, all with smiles on their faces.
This is a very ordinary police station, most of the areas under its jurisdiction are old communities, everyone is an old neighbor, most of the contradictions can be digested by themselves, and the elderly are somewhat resistant to the police, so except for some household registration policy-related affairs, the daily workload of the Honggu Police Station is not large.
This is true for civil affairs, let alone on the sidelines.
Of course, police officer Chen Bin didn't feel embarrassed about this, the less work they did in this profession, the more they could reflect the peace and contentment of the people, but occasionally he would hope that his life would start to be turbulent, so that he could share more experience when he was in class gatherings or with students.
β but not now!
He has a very important plan for tonight, which is the kind of major event that if he is lucky, he will not have to live alone on this year's Singles' Day!
For this reason, he also specially changed shifts with his colleagues, and paid the price of a week's breakfast for this, which he couldn't mess up.
The minute hand rotated slowly, and soon it was 16:49. At the moment when people's hearts were at their peak, there was a sudden commotion on the street.
The fierce barking is like a horn sounding overtime, from far and near.
Chen Bin was cleaning the trash can at the door at the moment, and when he heard the noise, he opened the door to see what was going on outside.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he saw a small figure pass by him like a sharp sword and rush into the police station.
What is it?!
Before Chen Bin could react, he confronted a vicious black dog that rushed into the police station, and at the same time, there were screams and scoldings from his colleagues behind him.
The black dog doesn't seem to have the intention of attacking people, it's just chasing the little thing in front of it.
Chen Bin speculated that it might be its prey or the enemy's prey. But the little thing was nimble and fast, and within a few seconds of his froze, it was running around with the dog, making a mess of the entire office space.
To make matters worse, they were cleaning as they approached the end of the day, so they opened the door to the office and the outside area.
Seeing that this little whirlwind had a tendency to sweep away in the direction of the documents and archives, Chen Bin, who was controlled by the fear of working overtime and sorting out documents, let out an instinctive roar: "Don't chase!" Sit down! β
As soon as the words came out, the scene suddenly fell silent, because the grinning black dog actually stopped the chase after hesitating for a moment, and sat down obediently.
Aggressive dogs and friendly dogs are completely two forms.
The black dog's expression changed to be fierce, and he looked a little silly.
It glanced at the other end of the commotion, and then at Chen Bin, and then at it, it could see its entanglement from its eyes alone, and it even wagged its tail hesitantly, looking well-behaved.
This action made Chen Bin take a breath and calm down a little, he leaned down a little at the dog, and at the same time stretched out his hand to the black dog, which was obviously a little too thin.
Chen Bin did not rush to contact the dog, and tried to restrain it, because in a state of stress, this action may be exchanged for a year's "rabies + immunoglobulin" package, he just put his hand in front of its nose - the distance that the dog can touch a few steps forward.
Lowering the height at eye level can reduce the dog's vigilance, while reaching out indicates that you want to exchange flavors with the dog as a gesture of friendship.
These are some of the small skills that Chen Bin learned when he was in the police academy, but he had never practiced them before today, and he was forced to go to Liangshan in a hurry.
Chen Bin was in a cold sweat, but his eyes were locked on the black dog from beginning to end. It wasn't until the black dog slowly lowered his head and sniffed his palm that he relaxed.
If the other party is willing to smell it, it means that it can be discussed. Chen Bin comforted the black dog with a gentle voice little by little, and took out the ham sausage to seduce.
After taking the black dog to the interrogation room of the police station step by step and locking it up, he had time to care about what was happening in front of him.
Then, he saw a furry man lying flat in a cardboard box, and a circle of colleagues with mobile phones and blank faces around him.
Chen Bin immediately leaned over, and saw that inside the carton was a small group of pale yellow animals, because they were curled up in a small ball, and they couldn't see their appearance clearly, but they had a big fluffy tail and two oval ears.
The most important thing is that its legs are so short, small short legs, and the cuteness is doubled!
"What is this? Cats? It's so small! β
The hero who subdued the vicious dog was quickly despised, "How can a cat be that long?" It's a weasel! β
Chen Bin was first disappointed by the missed kitten, but he quickly became excited, this is the legendary weasel, the kind that can only exist on TV and the Internet.
It's all sent to the door, how can he still bear it, he is a little ready to move at the moment. However, before the execution, he also specifically asked: "Why is it lying here?" Are you still awake? β
The colleagues who were watching with mobile phones on the side casually responded: "It hit the glass and knocked out, but don't be cheap, you have a lot of bacteria on wild animals, you can't touch them casually, and you have to wear gloves if you want to touch them." β
However, when he heard this, Pu Luo clearly felt that his tail had been touched several times from different places.
Puluo: ......??
Can you humans be honest and be good to yourself and others?
Chapter 5
"By the way, why are you still here? Aren't you going on a blind date today? What the hell? A policeman who was addicted to masturbation suddenly came to his senses and looked at Chen Bin.
Chen Bin suddenly let out a miserable scream, but fortunately, although there were many things that happened just now, it didn't delay too much, and if you run faster, you shouldn't be late.
But everyone walked to the door, for some reason, Chen Bin's pace was a little hesitant, and he suddenly thought of the black dog that stopped as soon as he barked. Thinking of the way it gobbled up ham sausages, his feet involuntarily moved back a little bit, and said pitifully: "Sister Feng, that, dog......"
The female police officer who was transferring the "fainted" weasel to the iron cage waved her hand impatiently: "I'll move it to the backyard and send it to the public account to find the owner." Go ahead! It's not fun to make the girl wait! β
Chen Bin turned around and left step by step, he felt that chatting with his blind date today might have more material.
I don't know what the girl who came on a blind date today looks like? The matchmaker said that the other party is a family, well, I don't know if the other party likes small animals?
And when Chen Bin walked towards the sweet chapter of his life full of hope, there was a person who fell into confusion and depression.
Yes, that's the fall that was moved around like a rag doll.
Lying on the soft towel, Pu Luo adjusted his position without a trace to sleep more comfortably, while he closed his eyes tightly and continued to pretend that he was not awake.
Mainly...... Shame on you!!
Not long ago, he laughed with the cats about the sand sculpture that hit the glass and hit the fire brigade on the street, but he didn't expect that he also hit the glass now. Although he didn't faint with the physical-physical strength of the β‘β‘, his self-esteem was shattered.
And all this is to blame for the black dog who was caught.
As I said before, the black dog helped him break into the police station, and he thought of it himself. For the safety of the black dog itself, it should stop outside the police station and rush in by itself.
Who knew that the stupid dog chased and chased HIGH, and when the hunting nature broke out, it was stunned to follow the little weasel all the way to the police station, and there were some fake shows that it must be caught by Puluo.
And Pu Luo, who was chased enthusiastically, was also a little upset by this tense atmosphere, and he didn't care about controlling the field for a while, but now it's good that both of them were actually caught.