"So, your next step is to give full play to your identity and geographical advantages, and learn about "The Years I Became Wong Tai Sin"?"

Puluo: ......

Once again, Quancheng belongs to East China, not North China, and does not belong to Northeast China!

Also, what kind of stereotype do you have about weasels!

Chapter 3

"Wong Tai Sin, have you heard of it? It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it, anyone in this realm will know their story! ”

"With your small appearance and cleverness, not to mention being rich and expensive, it will definitely not be a problem to mix some rice."

"I tell you, you do this and that...... Isn't it possible to succeed in employment? When the time comes, you'll ...... like this again."

In an inconspicuous corner of the old town, a tanuki cat was gesturing at a weasel, and when it came to excitement, his eyes lit up.

"But I'm not going to be a great immortal." The weasel in front of it had a soft voice, and the little guy whose momentum was completely suppressed looked very pitiful.

Because the next moment, the big voice of the tanuki cat resounded in this corner: "You can't be a great immortal, you still can't pretend?" You dig out some honey and put it on the ground, and the ants will help you write. Knock over the incense ash and make some strange symbols on it, that is, divination. As for how to understand it, human beings will make up for it by themselves. ”

"It's really not good...... "The tanuki cat gritted his teeth and took out his mastery at the bottom of the box, "You are in your master, ah no, when the disciple is going out, he will stop him from leaving, come a few more times." ”

The first two Pu Luo probably understood, but the last one he was a little puzzled.

"Stupid." "When they go out late, as long as they avoid a disaster once, they will think that you are helping them avoid the disaster. ”

"Meow!"

This time, not only Pu Luo, but even the kittens and cats who were watching were gasping in amazement.

A good learning cat on the side immediately asked: "Then what if he goes out late and encounters something bad?" ”

The tanuki cat glanced at it and said coldly: "That's because his willpower is not strong, what does it have to do with us?" After all—"

"What's wrong with kittens, they're just reluctant to leave their owners."

The tanuki cat sighed in the shocked eyes of the cats, and glanced at the weasel in front of him who had already listened stupidly, and said with some distaste: "That is, you are lucky, if the cat master has your skin, I will be able to walk out of Quancheng and run to the Northeast in less than three months, give me a year, and I can become the wolf with the highest status in the Northeast." Alas, I still suffered the loss of my ancestors' lack of effort. ”

Pu Luo didn't want to correct the problem that Quancheng didn't belong to the Northeast anymore, so he sat curled up like other cats and began to doubt his life.

Do you want......

I mean, it doesn't sound like it's very difficult.

But, but isn't he cheating on eating and drinking?

No, no, it's hard to say about other weasels, but his words can really bless believers, so it's not a lie.

Pu Luo stretched out his little claws to hold his face, and fell into the self-strategy of whether to lose the discipline or not. However, the situation did not give him more time, and before Pu Luo could think about 123, the cats in front of him inflated like balloons.

The cats, whose hair stands on end and whose beards are all open, and the cats, who are all in a larger circle, look extremely aggressive visually. Pu Luo was taken aback, and he was about to exclaim when he opened his mouth, but fortunately he still had some sense, and quickly covered his mouth with his paws.

In a moment, the cat in front of him drilled into the bushes, and the walls on the walls, all disappeared from his front of him with lightning speed.

The only exception is the lion cat, which has not been involved in the gossip from beginning to end, and still stands on the rockery when the cats fled, watching majestically as its little brothers have found shelter before jumping to the ground.

Seeing that this unruly weasel stayed in place in a daze, his face full of innocence that did not understand the world, and the golden eyes of the lion cat swept over lightly.

Then, a thin and soft voice sounded in Pu Luo's ears: "Hide quickly, there are eagles hunting." ”

Carve?

Pu Luo tilted his head and thought about it, oh oh, it was the bird that had a very loud voice, and he used to see them hunting seagulls occasionally when he was basking in the sun on the beach.

Oh yes, he's not the same person he used to be able to float in the sea and be treated as an island by all animals, and now he doesn't even have a branch, so he really should hide.

Wait, who was talking just now?

He looked left and right, but he didn't see the object he expected, and finally, the little weasel cast his incredible eyes on the majestic and solemn big cat in front of him, and his expression gradually lost control.

No, although they are not a species, but the aesthetics of the animals are almost the same, and the cat in front of them is definitely a mighty and domineering appearance, but why is the voice so, so ...... So soft, huh?

How tender is it? It's like the chirping tone of a chipping bird, and when you hear it, it's easy to make the two-legged beast feel pity, and it doesn't match the appearance!

The lion cat seemed to have become accustomed to this reaction, and seeing Pu Luo's delicate expression, it flew directly with a paw and sent the little weasel into the shadows, while it itself moved a few steps and hid inside the eaves.

At this moment, all the critters have already found cover, but a second, two, three seconds...... Nothing happened.

Pu Luo's curiosity rose, and he wondered if the eagles that could make these cats and cats scatter were the same thing as what he saw on the beach, so he bent down, adjusted his angle and slowly looked into the sky.

Hey? Heavenly...... Nothing?

Is it landing? But I didn't hear anything else.

"It looks like it's just passing through." The lion cat stepped out of the shelter. The sub-adult weasel fell into a long silence when it saw itself stretched into a long strip and insisted on looking into the sky.

The lion cat involuntarily began to think about a question that was very profound for cats.

- If the future weasels are all of this quality, then I am afraid that it will not be long before their cat clan will become the king of the shadows of the city, and there is no enemy in a war.

Pu Luo didn't realize that he was despised by the local cat, and after looking up at the sky for a moment, he muttered: That eagle ...... It's so fat......

Cats coming out of every corner:?

Before they could doubt their ability to hear the subtle movements of the sewers more than ten meters underground, they saw this strangely colored little guy turn his head and ask a question that the cat couldn't answer: "Why is it here?" Aren't eagles supposed to hunt in the wides? ”

Cats: How do they know what the winged ones are thinking?

Every year when the cubs come out of the nest, there will be a few stunned blue with abnormal brain circuits, these strange and thin ones will die early, and the thick ones will become everyone's talking points for a long time.

But can cats admit their ignorance? Of course not! Otherwise, the image of wisdom it has just worked so hard to create will not be in vain.

The tanuki spun its head and jumped into a flower bed, and when it reappeared a short time later, it actually had a small fluffy ball in its mouth.

The ball was wrapped with neat and regular rattan weaving, and the size was easy for the cat to hold, so it was obvious that this was a toy that belonged to a cat.

The tanuki cat specially chose a relatively open place, and then with its neck tilted, it threw the rattan ball, which crossed a parabola in the air and gurgled to the ground.

After this action was repeated three times, the sound of wings flapping was heard from the sky.

It was a black crow.

The crow didn't dare to land directly after seeing so many cats on the ground, and after choosing a safe position, it first looked down at the rattan ball in its eyes, and then looked at the tanuki cat: "Tanuki, what do you want to ask me?" ”

The tanuki cat straightened up after saying hello and asked at the crow, "Wu, do you know what happened to that eagle in the sky?" Passing by once in a while or ready to settle here? ”

The crow's gaze lingered on the ball on the ground for a long time, and only after finding that the tanuki's eyes gradually became murderous, did he reply: "Don't worry, that one is passing by, its name is Sha, and it is very famous in our poultry circle." ”

In Ahei's mouth, the cats learned that the eagle in the sky was a sub-adult who had just come out of the nest this year.

The first year of life is very unfriendly to all animal sub-adults, as they are usually inexperienced and often do strange things.

(Speaking of which, the crow boss tilted his head to look at the little weasel sitting among the cats listening attentively to the gossip.) ）

The same goes for the sub-adult eagle, what it does is steal chickens from firefighters.

Of course, cats don't know the specific occupation of those two-legged beasts, which is too complicated for small animals, but animals also have their own way of distinguishing them.

- Raising a group of hard iron lumps, the members are all in the prime of life, the body is strong, and there will be regular drills every day......

Combined, these factors send a message to the surrounding critters: these two-legged beasts are not to be messed with.

On top of that, they also have dogs!

Canines with a strong smell of presence are unpleasant to any critter.

So even if there is a convenient and very fat prey in the fire station, everyone rarely sets foot in it.

Except for the stunned blue like the golden eagle.

"And then, then? Did it get caught? Have you been egged? The cats all showed gossip in their little eyes, but they were soon disappointed, because instead of being gacked, the stunned green was even raised with good food and drink.

"It was dizzy from hunger, hit the glass when it landed, and pounced on the field before it could steal the chickens." The crow let out a jealous and hateful sneer, "The fire brigade thought it was injured and sent it to the ambulance station. ”

Everyone knows the ambulance station, which is the peach blossom paradise of wild animals!

The little eagle who had just come out of the nest never expected that there would be such a good thing in this world, but not only did he not have the slightest idea that the king of the sky should not eat the food that came to him, but he even stayed at the ambulance station after filling his stomach and not fainting.

Until it eats all the chickens raised at the ambulance station—

"And then, was it driven away this time?" The cats were suddenly excited.

"Still no, the fire station doesn't believe that an eagle can eat so much, they think it's irresponsible for the ambulance station, and they took the eagle back after hearing about it."

The crow's expression was a little gloomy, "Then, the chickens, ducks and geese of the fire brigade were also eaten." However, the eagle still did not leave, and quacked early every morning, urging the firefighters to get up and feed, and it is said that it crowed earlier than their chickens, which perfectly replaced the rooster's crowing duty. ”

What an act of revenge! The cats, who love to sleep and hate being disturbed when sleeping, collectively strategically leaned back and couldn't wait to ask: "Then it is flying outside now, has it finally been driven out by the fire brigade?" ”

"No, it's not." The crow boss didn't sell it, it quacked and screamed, and told the story of the high tide, "Later, a two-legged beast called [Frontier Station], like the previous fire brigade, didn't believe that this eagle was so edible, and their environment there was more suitable for the eagle to grow and easy to release in the wild, so the fire brigade sent it over to raise." ”

"The eagle finally flew to the ambulance station after eating all the chickens in the border station, and after eating the chickens in the ambulance station, it flew to the fire brigade to eat, and then went to the border station after eating the fire brigade...... It doesn't need to hunt at all, so you don't have to worry. ”

Got it, this guy isn't flying around to hunt, he's just rushing to the next cafeteria.

Although his safety is guaranteed, why is his heart so sour.

Everyone is an animal, just because there is the word "protection" in front of each other's names, they can be fed and mated, and even the food, clothing, housing and transportation of offspring can be covered.

And these kittens and cats can only struggle to make a living in the city, in addition to grabbing territory with dogs, ferrets, raccoon dogs, and other animals, they also have to face human accusations and drives, damn it, this world is really unfair.

Chapter 4

It seems that he can't see the somewhat sluggish atmosphere of the cats, and the lion cat, who has been silent since reminding Pu Luo, raised his feet silently and stepped forward.

Its long mane flutters through the air, and although it is subject to the natural disadvantage that comes with the breed - short legs and short body, it perfectly compensates for this with its imposingness.

He raised his little chin and said to the frustrated cats: "The reason why these animals have become protected animals is that either their ancestors have been almost killed, or their habitat has been taken away by humans, and they have no way to adapt to the new environment, so their numbers are getting smaller and smaller, and even the whole population is about to disappear." ”

In other words, their benefits today are all bought with the lives of their predecessors. If it were you, would you be willing to trade the lives of your grandmothers, mothers, and aunts for your status as protected animals? ”

Speaking of this, the lion cat paused deliberately, glanced at the cats present, and then continued unhurriedly: "If you don't want to, then don't envy other animals for such preferential treatment." ”

Its voice was still soft, but its words were firm.

After saying this, all the cats looked at each other, and their blood boiled, and they swelled up one after another.

"That's right, we're cats, and we've never been conquered by humans."