Surprise! Protecting animals can't even make a living by selling cuteness vs 16

As a son, Pu Luo and his brothers naturally enjoyed the convenience of their identity, and they got a new version of the identity documents of the non-humans early, and the number was particularly high.

By the way, their kind of documents are also attached to the human identity system, and they are valid documents that can be read by ordinary public security machines.

And every once in a while, the Demon Authority and the human organization will also help update the date of birth on it to ensure that the appearance matches the age, so that ordinary humans do not see the abnormality, which can also effectively help non-humans live in human society.

But ah, but!

Knock on the point!

Once the card is swiped, doesn't he reveal his current location information?

Pu Luo is running away from home at the moment, how can he throw himself into the net and use his identity documents!

In order to prevent the old man and the unlucky brother from finding it, Pu Luo took off his body under the guidance of his third brother, and after paying so much, he was defeated on the ID card, and Pu Luo would really cry to death.

Hey? Then again, where did he take off his body?

The brain capacity of the weasel shell is indeed a little insufficient, Pu Luo shook the little brain melon, feeling a little too much water in it, Duang Dung made a sound in his shaking, and then didn't think of anything.

But this is also normal, the third brother and he also explained this, it will be good after a while, Pu Luo still trusts his third brother very much, after all, after all, ......

His third brother is too smart to provoke.

If the third brother wants to calculate, Pu Luo has no power to fight back, so as a younger brother, Pu Xiaoluo's survival philosophy is to throw away his brain in front of the third brother, just be a hmm-hmmmm

This、It's the survival of the younger brother.,Pu Luo is the more witty of the brothers.,The effect is very significant, isn't it?

The witty Pu Xiaoluo is now playing outside, and the unwitted younger brother is deceived into going to work, this is the difference.

Obedient and well-behaved rats are always beneficial, for example, now, although the national policy has closed the door for rats and rats to apply for cards, it still leaves a window for the poor little weasel.

Although he doesn't have a communication card, he can still use WIFI.

Relying on the friendship of entering the water, Pu Luo Guangrong rubbed the WiFi password of a nearby shop, and turned into a whim-thou during the day, squatting in the shadows near the shop and poking at the mobile phone.

Not to mention that people always fall very quickly, he also learned the three major standards of netizens on the Internet: snacks, beds, and hehe giggles.

If someone comes in to the small waterhole during the day, they will see a weasel lying on his back on a soft cloth in a cardboard box in a dark corner, chewing ham sausage in his mouth and holding a mobile phone in his hand.

If you get closer, you will hear his broken thoughts, the content is particularly strange, similar to: "Damn Xia Yidao, you kill me again!" "Next time I watch a film where you are a screenwriter, I will be a fool!" "As long as there is food to eat, a fool is a fool!" "How long has it been since the last script was handed in, why haven't you handed in a new book until now, how can you sleep at this age?" Weird things like that.

And - "Xia Yidao!" Update it soon! I know you're at home! It doesn't matter if you don't update it, you should write me an extra article! ”

Anyway, it's weird.

During this time, Puluo's life was the most regular after he became a little weasel.

In the morning, he collects bottles and cans collected by the dogs, stores them as appropriate, or drags them to the recycling bin to sell.

If he goes to the recycle bin, then he can be cheeky to charge his phone at the recycle bin by the way.

If you don't go...... Hey, he can also recharge his batteries there when he goes to the shop to buy water.

As long as you grasp the timing and frequency of the two, it can be perfectly recharged without annoying.

Of course, the most important skill if you want not to annoy people is to pay labor when charging, Pu Luo will not do the kind of thing that is stupid to sit and play with the mobile phone when rubbing the store, it is too much to see.

He usually uses this time to give a hand to the owner of the store, or to move goods, or to organize things, no matter how bad it is, he has to accompany the melon seeds to chat for a day to provide emotional value.

This effort is very worthwhile, a lot of the little common sense that Pu Luo has recently gained is what the bosses have told him, and after building a good relationship with the bosses, he can not only get a good price, but also occasionally be stuffed with a snack.

Whether it is melon seeds, peanuts or bud rice, Pu Luo does not refuse to come, gnaw happily, and occasionally when the bosses are idle and have nothing to do to call friends to play cards, he will also go to make up for a share.

It's just that Pu Luo still can't figure out why bosses like to stuff cards in their clothes when they play cards?

"I don't understand this, stuffed in the clothes, others can't see how many cards you play, this is called Tibetan wealth."

Pu Luo tilted his head slightly, and before he could speak, he was stopped by the commissary owner: "I know that I can carry cards, so I won't pull you to the table now, haven't you noticed?" ”

Pu Luo: "......"

I found out that recently he didn't even have the opportunity to earn pocket money (crossed out) at the poker table, and he was responsible for helping the boss open a store cashier when others played cards.

Should it be said that the boss trusts him too much?

"Oh, how long have we known each other, we don't know what you kid is like." The boss patted Pu Luo's shoulder boldly, and then leaned over and whispered: "Tomorrow I made an appointment with the next street to come over to play cards, and when you play, just your posture of holding cards, they must think that you are a rookie, you will hide it, we cooperate, kill them seven in and seven out of the piece of armor without leaving blood and drifting!" ”

"Winning Ticket ......"

Pu Luo looked at the gestures made by the other party, his eyes lit up, and he made a deal.

Ahem, this kind of leisure activity is relatively rare, and in general, the work can be completed in the morning.

The noon of this season is a dormant period for all small animals, even the most noisy cicadas will not call, and Puluo is naturally the same.

Lying in the shade and taking a nap with your belly facing the sky is the most comfortable, and a good sleep can provide Puluo with sufficient physical strength when working at night.

Pu Luo usually slept late, and when the cool breeze of the evening was still blowing his fur, the little weasel would stretch a big lazy waist in place, and then get up to shake the fur to prepare for the opening.

Mineral water should be soaked in the water in advance, so that when the guests come, the water temperature is just cold and not too cold to hurt the stomach, and the people who will fish in the small pond on weekdays are generally elderly, so it can be said that Puluo is a first-class intimate.

Ah, by the way, everyone who has come to fish recently seems to be inspired by the warm mineral water drinking place, and think that it is a good way to exchange feelings, so they often put some snacks, fruits, drinks or something here, and take them from others.

Pu Luo felt more or less robbed of his business at first, but seeing that the income in the small money box not only did not decrease, but even increased, he didn't want to care about it at all, and even wanted to beat the gong and drum to welcome!

After putting everything in order, Pu Luo crossed his waist and looked at the scene, and then he found that it seemed to be a bit monotonous, and the colors were too dark to fit the youthful and active atmosphere of their place.

But now that it was almost time for the guests to arrive, there was not enough for him to do more.

Pu Luo had an idea, turned out a big red plastic bag and put it on the carton, smoothed it out, sprinkled it with coins and put it back again.

Not to mention, after such a small action, it immediately looks much brighter.

As said on the Internet, bright colors can improve people's enthusiasm and make people happier, of course, colors are auxiliary, and the key is to rely on the enthusiastic service attitude of the "employees" of the small pond to win.

Pu Luo Da ran to the edge of the pool, called the fish in the pool one by one, and then poured a thick Yusheng chicken soup into the small pool with a small area but considerable depth, encouraging everyone to be full of energy to welcome the arrival of work today!

The fish in the water drank his chicken soup and responded with a bubbling bubble.

After doing all this, the time finally arrived at 17:00.

As the line from the nearby bus stop arrived, the first angler with a fishing rod and a bucket stepped in.

The small pond is officially opened!

At a time when the working party had just rushed from the cubicle to freedom, there was also a group of middle-aged and elderly people full of dreams who came to their nearest happy hometown.

They skillfully walked around the door a few times to see if there were any pearls to be exchanged, and exchanged a few cigarettes and fishing information on their shoulders and backs, and entered the small pond with the confident and heroic steps peculiar to the fishermen.

Then touch the money, throw coins, take water, and say goodbye to a dragon.

Wait, isn't there any weird move added?

Lao Wu, who came here for the first time, looked at a series of actions of these fellow fans, and showed a puzzled expression, but he was a little embarrassed to ask for a while.

Because their movements are so fluid, the movement is as natural as washing hands in slippers after returning home, as if it is an unspoken rule that goes without saying.

If he asked, he felt that he was revealing his identity as a newcomer.

You must know that how to maintain your calm and relaxed image in front of your friends is also an important knowledge point for the fisherman to shape.

Lao Wu, a newcomer who has just arrived, decided that he couldn't do anything to startle the snake, didn't he just do it, simple.

Soon, Lao Wu also walked to the place where the red box and water were placed, he touched his pocket, and while glad that he hid a few yuan when he was shopping for vegetables this time and didn't give it to his wife, he took out two coins and threw them into the red box.

Then, like everyone before him, he bowed to the small platform.

It's okay not to worship, but as soon as he worshipped, he saw a shocking existence.

- A portrait of a weasel!!

This portrait is hidden under the cardboard, this angle is very subtle, if you pass by from a high point to the bottom, you can't see it at all, you have to worship to see the true face.

And his painter is obviously a master, deep in the way of simplification, even if the use of a rather modern watercolor pen, but also make the weasel's wanton style on the page

Lao Wu is a painter, and he can't help but bend down to take a closer look at his back pain.

I saw that the weasel was standing tall with his feet standing tall towards the spectator, his hands on his chest and clasped each other, his eyebrows were kind and kind, and his face also had a smile line......

Wrong! What are you kidding, what mercy can a weasel have?!

Growing up in the countryside, Lao Wu, who has been fighting wits and courage with Huangpizi since he was a child, feels that his brain is a little abnormal.

"This is our great immortal."

Lao Wu's head quickly came to the side of another head, and the old man explained to Lao Wu, and at the same time, "ouch, ouch", he had to straighten up again: "I thought you were here, it turned out that you were looking at the painting, how about it, isn't the portrait of Daxian very expressive?" ”

"This great immortal...... I don't know what to say? Lao Wu helped to help the person up, and immediately began to inquire.

Then he listened to the magic of this "great immortal".

What Daxian doesn't know when it came, anyway, it was there when everyone came.

There are no fish in this place at all, just a wasteland, and after the great immortal came, he became a fish hook.

What Daxian doesn't eat the fish that comes to him, he relies on his own labor to earn food, and he will accompany others to fish, sitting next to Daxian feels very calm, and the hook is also very fast, so Daxian is a good friend of the fisherman, and everyone has to worship Yunyun before fishing.

As for the strange mineral water, it is also pulled to the point that the probability of the person who buys the water will be higher, and the more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, it's just nonsense!

Lao Wu is a native of Laoquancheng, and he knows the reason why the construction of this place was stopped back then, because there is a spring vein underground, and this spring vein is related to several historical springs in Quancheng.

It has nothing to do with what [Daxian fell in love with this place and then stopped the project], and it has nothing to do with what [the project boss killed a lot of weasels in the leather business N years ago, and was retaliated against by Daxian and went bankrupt], as for the [Daxian once failed to negotiate with the boss, and the boss owed a period of cause and effect, so he allocated the land to Daxian to make a cave] is even more nonsense.

Before his retirement, he had already begun to promote the transformation of the land into an urban park, and the concrete implementation was only a few years later.

I didn't expect him to come to catch a fish, but before the fish was hooked, he caught a cult first!

Isn't this hitting his old job?!

Chapter 19

Lao Wu, the great name Wu Shangyu, although he has retired, he has been fighting on the battlefield against feudal superstition for a long time before retirement.

The first step in his career was to participate in the filming of the country's first large-scale popular science column "Into XX" as a grassroots personnel.

As a deep participant in a case.

The reason for the depth ...... Because he was still a hot-blooded young man at that time, although he encountered all kinds of strange situations during his work, he relied on the idea of not believing in evil and not being evil and the iron willpower, he haunted the scene of the incident again and again, and tried to find out the secret in person.

He used his flesh and blood to provide a large amount of data and information for the program team and the experts behind him, and helped the program team successfully find the final "culprit".

At that time, this program was only circulated in a small area, but when young people also started archaeology, he was nicknamed by the young people, called Officer Iron Head.