Nothing else, but boldness and not believing in evil.

As the saying goes, there is only the wrong name, not the wrong nickname, although this nickname came a little late, but it can also summarize Lao Wu's career in one sentence.

During his work, regardless of whether the top immortal in the jurisdiction was a jumping shaman who made a horse, or a divination person who invited the gods to descend to the gods, he invited them out one by one to talk to him.

It doesn't matter if you have the ability or not, anyway, you have to be a good citizen in the new era, find a serious job to live a good life, and you are not allowed to engage in any crooked ways.

Of course, Lao Wu's work is not all smooth sailing, and the biggest thorn he encounters is a psychic medium, who often summons the undead to collect money by helping the dead.

This psychic medium earns money from the families of the deceased, and almost all of these people who will find the psychic medium here are on the verge of collapse, and the psychic medium is their last straw, not to mention exposing the evidence, one by one is tighter than the tone of the accomplices.

Once the police received a report from a family member, saying that the psychic medium deceived a pair of parents who died in vain for 30,000 yuan, and 30,000 yuan was a suite in that era! The couple, who had been cheated of so much money, were still obsessed and wanted to go to the psychic medium for help, so they were stabbed to the police by their relatives who couldn't hold it.

No need to ask, the couple will definitely not testify, at that time it was all cash transactions, this psychic medium is very cunning, don't even use a serial number to collect money, the police can't arrest people if they don't find evidence for a while, seeing that the couple is going to sink all the way, Lao Wu was angry and quietly sat at the door of the psychic medium with a package.

When the deceived person came out with a whimper, he jumped out and lifted the statue to show everyone that it was actually Emperor Dongyue.

Emperor Dongyue is still quite well-known in Quancheng, and Lao Wu pointed at the spirit medium and questioned sharply: "All souls are under the control of Emperor Dongyue, with Emperor Dongyue watching, can she summon spirits?" ”

"That's really an old worm licking the cat's nose - looking for death, so it can be seen that she is a fake!"

Reasoned and convincing, the psychic medium, some explanations, but they can't be explained, and Lao Wu has become famous since then.

Lao Wu's behavior can be called a saucy operation even now, of course, there is a more vivid word to describe him in modern times, called: use magic to defeat magic.

And now, Master Wu is going out of the mountain again, what kind of immortal is this, he is going to take the pulse!

However, Master Wu ...... Ah no, Lao Wu would never have imagined that he would see a very familiar person here.

Today's Lao Li took out a stainless steel lunch box as always, and before he could open the lunch box to show his braised chicken in all aspects, he heard a reprimand full of disappointment and disbelief: "Lao Li! No wonder you always post yourself catching fish online! You actually engage in feudal superstition and worship the great immortals! ”

…… I don't know if the focus is on drying fish or worshipping Daxian.

"You stinky fish basket, you can't catch fish yourself, and you frame others, am I the kind of person who will go crooked ways to fish?"

After staying for a while, Lao Li immediately rolled up his sleeves, and the surprise of meeting his old acquaintance had turned into a thunderstorm, and he couldn't care about anything at the moment, so he wanted to have a direct battle with his old buddy.

Lao Wu is also justified, "If you don't engage in crooked ways, why do you want to feed people chickens?" The weasel didn't have a good heart to give the chicken a New Year's greeting, do you still have any good intentions for the weasel to greet the new year? ”

"Oh, what do you say?" Lao Li was not happy at the moment, "I'm not calling it a New Year's greeting, I'm hiring, do you know how to hire you?" Didn't you watch the video I posted? Daisen helped me catch fish that were about to unhook several times. ”

Lao Wu immediately grasped the key point of the matter, "You are called a great immortal, and you still say that you don't worship a great immortal!" ”

Lao Li rolled his eyes, and he whispered in the old man's ear: "If you don't call it Daxian, what is my name, it's called Huangpizi?" I'm begging someone to do something, of course, I have to be respectful, one day I beg you to do something and call you Wu dysentery, should you? ”

Unexpectedly, Lao Wu smiled, lifted the baseball cap to his old friend, and showed him his unplucked head.

Good guy, this person shaved his head directly in order to prevent himself from being called dysentery.

Ruthless enough.

Lao Li gave him a thumbs up, Ren was eloquent, and he was speechless at the moment.

Pu Luo watched the liveliness of the two old men with a smile while eating chicken, at this moment, these two old men took out their lifelong learning in order to lose each other, and every word was the essence.

His language system is a little behind the times, and in order to avoid future quarrels and quarrels, he has to learn more than modern people.

Old friends who haven't seen each other for a long time, there are always endless words to talk about when they meet again, but these two people actually appeared here, and the topic was inevitably inevitable in the end, and it returned to the fishing industry.

Unlike Lao Li, who has no taboos, Lao Wu is a determined big fish, since his retirement, he has been wandering around the major reservoirs around Quancheng all the year round, and his hunting objects are mostly green, grass, carp and so on.

Originally, he couldn't look down on the small waterhole, a place where only small fish can be produced, but the heroes fell next to the rivers and mountains in the twilight, he had a small stroke some time ago, and the wife and daughter of the family were afraid that he would faint in the deep mountains and old forests and no one would save him, so he was resolutely not allowed to go to the reservoir to fish again.

Can Lao Wu agree to such an unreasonable request? Of course he persevered, but after his wife, daughter, and granddaughter looked at it with three pairs of teary eyes, even if he was a hero, he had to be short of breath.

Old Wu lowered his proud head.

Fortunately, he also has a kind granddaughter, his intimate big baby saw that he was really itchy, so he recommended him to this place, saying that it was cool and safe, the key is that there is a hospital with a good reputation near here, if there is a case, call an ambulance is also very fast, so Lao Wu came.

I didn't expect to see the depravity of the old comrades in the team here.

Lao Li has many different opinions: "How can this be called degenerate? How is it that you have fallen into what you want me to do? ”

At this moment, Lao Li had forgotten the feeling of emptiness he felt when he bowed his head to the little weasel that day, only to see him vigorously take a picture of Lao Wu's shoulder, and said to Pu Luo: "Daxian, please help my friend tonight and let him know that we are a serious place here!" ”

Pu Luo was a little speechless, we are indeed a serious place here, but I always feel that the way you speak is a little unserious.

But he doesn't care, he's helping anyone anyway.

But as the night wore on, Pu Luo's expression became serious.

The reason is simple - there is no fish bite, not a single one.

Puluo's buff for anglers can only make the fish get closer, and the effect is actually similar to that of the angler's nest, whether to bite the hook, and whether to eat the bait without being hooked This kind of thing is still up to the fish themselves.

Although it is rumored that fish only have a seven-second memory, in fact, fish, like most groups, are smart and stupid.

When the wise eat, they will swallow and swallow, and they will try many times before swallowing.

In this way, even if they encounter bait with hidden hooks, they can effectively avoid the hook part and eat the bait cleanly.

Anglers love and hate this fish, they love the stinging of their opponents, and they hate that they don't take the bait for a long time and waste their bait.

Although the fish in the small pond have become much smarter in the recent baiting, release, and baiting, it is not so much that there has not been a single bite so far.

After waiting for too long, Pu Luo, who was sitting and lying around, couldn't stand it a little and wanted to go into the water to see if this person's fish hook was hanging down to another dimension, but Lao Wu was still calm.

Let's just say, our reservoir pie is different from ordinary fishermen, who play in the reservoir, which one has no experience of squatting by the water for a few hours.

Don't panic, it's just a small scene.

In the first hour, Lao Wu was calm.

In the second hour, Lao Wu calmed down in the small commotion around him.

In the third hour, the little weasel had closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, and Lao Wu finally couldn't hold it back, so he stood up and began to roam around.

Anglers are generally quiet people, but occasionally ...... Especially when others come to ask for advice and visit after they catch the fish, they are still very talkative.

There are not many anglers like Lao Wu who have nothing here, and most of them come here for the little weasel, and even the limit of the little weasel from time to time is one of the reasons why they come here to fish.

Isn't this high-end resistance more interesting than football?

PS: Recently, there was a high-profile like video under the official Weibo of the home football team of Quancheng, which came from the little weasel.

The idea is: put a weasel in your position and we can all win.

The damage itself is not big, but because it is liked to the point of high heat, the insult is particularly strong.

But don't think that netizens don't love their own team, they scold XX players and support their own team.

As a Quancheng person, you can eat barbecue next door, you can travel to Q City, and you can not have a battery car at home, all of which are okay, everyone can understand.

There is only one point, if the national football team does not support the Quancheng team, it will be expelled from the Quancheng household registration for a month!

Ahem, it's a bit of a stretch.

In short, the little weasel's fishing skills are excellent!

But even if the first-class Puluo is fully played, it is difficult to catch no fish.

Pu Luo's eyes were full of suspicion when he looked at this person, although he was quite inexplicable about the fact that he had somehow become the object of the fishing guy's prayer, and he wanted to refuse very much, but work is work!

He is a weasel who will not bring his emotions to work, and he will definitely not be passive because the old man just forced him to scold Huai, but this old man may not be.

The rat's Doudou eyes narrowed, his long tail swept on the ground, and he looked at Lao Wu with sharp eyes: You didn't want to prove that it was useless to look for me, so you deliberately didn't go fishing, right?

Otherwise, there wouldn't really be anyone fishing here for four hours, and not a single bite would they?

Chapter 20

After the fourth hour, Puluo, who had already taken a nap, finally couldn't help it, and he walked to the water's edge and looked underwater through the still clear water.

There are a lot of fish, but they swim and swim and swim, they just don't bite.

Why, these guys would rather sift through the nest that has been eaten more than the same over and over again, rather than bite into the fragrant fishhook? Is there anything wrong with the bait?

Pu Luo has smelled it and thinks it is very fragrant, Lao Wu even used a very good quality liquor, which is much more fragrant than others.

Pu Luo retracted his head, glanced at Lao Wu, who was calm and relaxed, and poked his head out again, looking at the little fish who was also calm and relaxed, and seemed to have no appetite, and a big question mark appeared on his head.

Is there such a harmonious relationship between anglers and fishes in this world?

Although he felt that he had gained knowledge, Pu Luo's attitude was quite calm, after all, his job was to help catch fish, and the problem of fish not being hooked was not within his scope of service.

Just make sure that the other party is not here to smash the business.

Pu Luo returned to the position of his nest just now, and lay down calmly, today, is he the lucky one who is destined to get his salary for nothing?

There is such a good thing in the world! All right!

In the fifth hour, Lao Wu couldn't sit still again, he began to wander around, and started the smoke chat mode with the nearby fishermen.

In the sixth hour, at the suggestion of the fishermen, Lao Wu walked slowly to the edge of the mineral water stall step by step.

Compared to when he first came, the box of water here has been almost gone, but there are still many fruits, not only fruits, but also some candy and jerky, which were not available before.

Obviously, there are many people who think the same way as him.

He's just one of them.

That's right, just one of them......

Old Wu stood for a long time, and his upright back looked a little pitiful and helpless at this moment.

followed the stroll out to see if this person gave up, and he poked his head out of work after work, and silently retracted it.

The little weasel involuntarily gnawed his paws, without him, the expression of the person in front of him was too solemn.

It's like you're facing a choice between life, faith, and morality, isn't it just buying a bottle of water?

If you really don't have any money, you can pay it again next time! In fact, many people who come here to fish forget to bring money, and there are many people who make up the money next time.

At this moment, Pu Luo didn't know the seriousness of the matter, he didn't know that the man in front of him was indeed facing the choice of faith.

What to do?!

Lao Wu's heart was very sad, he felt that he was standing at a fork in the road of life, as long as he made a mistake, his reputation in his life would be ruined.

As long as he takes this step, he can no longer say that he is a staunch proletarian fighter! I can't say that I am a qualified party member comrade!

Although he retired, he did not quit the party, as a party member, he should not have any faith, how can he ...... How can it be!!