Chapter 8: You're Cheap!

Walking into the hall, the expressionless Li Shimin threw Wu Meiniang aside.

Li Zhi wanted to walk over with a distressed face, but he didn't dare to move a step because of Li Shimin's majesty.

Li Shimin was still relatively calm, which was more unexpected than Li Qing, and he thought that Li Shimin would be able to do it as much as possible not to beep.

"Child, you're out of luck."

Li Shimin weighed the boots in his hand and snorted coldly.

Li Zhi didn't dare to come out, and probed his brain in that cat.

His behavior was too bad, even if he was put in the Explosion Realm, it was very explosive, let alone ancient.

"It seems that you have inherited not only my throne, but also my talents." Li Shimin's eyes flashed with coldness.

"Erchen doesn't dare, don't dare to ......" Li Zhi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Don't dare? I see how dare you! Li Shimin asked angrily: "You dare to have an affair with her today, will you canonize her as the queen tomorrow?!" ”

"Oh, Brother Li, why don't you say that you have the wisdom to know people!" Li Qing slapped his thigh, "Guess what?" The queen of tomorrow's canonization ceremony is Wu Meiniang! ”

"What?!" When Li Shimin heard this, he turned red directly. He roared and pounced on Li Zhi: "I slaughtered you evil beast!" ”

Li Qing took out a bag of melon seeds from the system, and sat on the side to watch the scene of father's kindness and filial piety with relish.

Li Zhi was not a fool either, he immediately ran backwards like a quail, and Lao Li chased after him.

"Li Zhi! You stand for me! Li Shimin shouted violently.

"The little staff is subject to the big rod! I can't trap you in injustice, father! Li Zhi shouted without looking back.

"Stop!"

"I don't!"

"Stop!"

"I don't!"

After chasing for less than two steps, perhaps he was also angry by the sentence just now, Li Shimin held his head and staggered to the ground.

"Brother Li!" Li Qing threw away the melon seeds, and hurriedly stepped forward to support Li Shimin, he called the system in his head: "Unification!" Save! ”

"Scanning...... Detection of a hypertensive onset is the target, and the host is not worried. "The system is electronic sound," It is recommended to use ten emotional points to exchange for Qingxin Pill. ”

"Hurry up and change, human life is at ...... level"

As soon as Li Qing finished thinking about this, a white pill appeared in his hand. He didn't care if there was water or not, so he pinched his mouth and stuffed it into Li Shimin's mouth.

"What did you give my father to eat?!" Li Zhi came to his senses at this time, and he stopped and asked loudly.

"Shut up!"

Before Li Qing finished speaking, Li Shimin woke up quietly.

His chest rose and fell violently several times, and he grabbed Li Qing's arm, and his words were pleading.

"Brother Xian, educate this rebel for me!"

The righteous Li Qing helped Li Shimin to the side and sat down, and turned his head to look at Li Zhi.

"What, you still dare to hit someone?" Li Zhi cowered and retreated.

"Hey, Lao Tzu doesn't beat "people" today, Lao Tzu especially beats you today! ”

After Li Qing finished speaking, he went up and opened four big mouths left and right.

After the beating, he smacked his lips, wondering if the history books would record that "Taizong made the Qing beat the emperor with four palms" in the future.

Should I say it or not, this is much more than Cui Jishu, and Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty is also a relatively golden-rich emperor, so much higher than the surname Yuan I don't know where it is.

"How dare you beat me! Outrageous! Li Zhi sat on the ground and covered his face, very aggrieved, but he didn't dare to say anything - after all, Li Qing beat him up on his father's order.

"I beat you to love you!" Li Qing squatted down and patted him on the face, "Look at how angry you are with my Brother Li?" Do you know who Wu Meiniang is? Are you going to make her queen? ”

"She's your father's talent! By generation, it's still your aunt! You dare to even do her! Are you a beast? You want to turn the sky upside down! ”

"But I like her!" Li Zhi stiffened his neck and shouted aggrievedly.

"Fart! Do you like that?! Li Qing poked his head with hatred: "You are hungry for her body, you are cheap!" ”

"Brother Xian, don't say it!" Li Shimin, who had taken the pill, had already recovered his strength, he stood up, pulled out the sword hanging from the wall on the side, and threw it in front of Li Zhi.

"I give you a chance, now take this sword and go and cut Wu Meiniang to me, and I will not blame you for the past."

"Mei Niang and I are truly in love, father!" Li Zhi knelt on the ground and grabbed the ground with his head, "In this life, my son will not marry if he is not a beautiful girl, please forgive my father!" ”

"Really?" Li Shimin was furious.

Li Zhi didn't speak, just fell to the ground.

"Good, good! What a good son of mine! Li Shimin grabbed his boots and smashed at Li Zhi with his head and face, but Li Zhi just knelt on the ground and let Li Shimin beat him violently.

"Okay, okay, Brother Li, stop fighting." Li Qing saw that Li Shimin was almost venting, so he stepped forward and pulled away: "It's almost time, let's go back first, maybe the eldest nephew will figure it out himself in a few days." ”

"He? Will he figure it out? Li Shimin glared at Li Zhi fiercely, "Look at his appearance, for the sake of a woman, he actually ......"

"I'll give him a reason he can't refuse." Li Qing said very godfatherly.

He is not blindly confident, just according to what Wu Meiniang did after Li Zhi's death, if Li Zhi can still hold back, then he can sit in a row with the boiling sheep and the double-faced turtle and You Tanzhi.

Seeing that Li Shimin was a little hesitant, Li Qing attached himself to his ear and whispered: "After a while, I will also take my eldest nephew to the next world to take a look, and he will definitely figure it out." ”

"Really?"

"Don't you believe me?" Li Qing patted his chest.

"Since that's the case, then I'll let him go today." Li Shimin glanced at Li Zhi, "If it weren't for your Uncle Qing's intercession, I would have broken your dog's leg today!" ”

"Father Xie, Uncle Xie Qing!" Li Zhi hurriedly laughed with a doggy smile.

"I'm gone, you're doing it yourself." Li Shimin didn't hold back and kicked Li Zhi again.

Helpless, after all, it was his own father, and he was at the loss, Li Zhi could only pinch his nose and admit it.

"We'll be back in a while." Li Qing dropped this sentence, snapped his fingers, and then disappeared from the Lizheng Hall with the ghost-like looks of Li Zhi and Wu Meiniang.

……

In the eleventh year of Zhenguan, Luoyang Palace.

Li Shimin sat on the dragon bed, thinking about what he had just seen and heard in Yonghui for six years, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

"Why don't I tell you a joke, Brother Li." Li Qing tried to liven up the atmosphere.

"What's a joke?" Li Shimin asked puzzled.

"It's a little story that can make people feel good."

"Oh? Come on! ”

Li Qing cleared his throat and spoke: "In the eighteenth year of Zhenguan, His Majesty the Emperor led an army to conquer Liaodong, and the minister of the court ordered the painter to paint "His Majesty's Expedition to Goguryeo" to commemorate this expedition. The extremely reluctant painter accepted the task under the coercion of the imperial court, and on the day the painting was completed, Fang Xuanling came to inspect it, but the painting surprised him: the picture shows a man and a woman having a tryst in the garden, and the scenery not far away is the Luoyang Palace.

"What is this! Who is this woman! Fang Xuanling asked angrily.

"It's His Majesty's talented Wu Clan."

"What about this man!"

"It's Prince Li Zhi."

"What about Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty is personally conquering Goguryeo." ……”

Li Shimin broke the defense in an instant.