Chapter 9 Little Li Zhi who lies down on the gun
Just when Li Shimin was red again, the door of the palace opened, and a small head poked in, and when he saw Li Shimin, he shouted loudly: "Father? ”
"Yo, it's a child." Li Shimin showed a bloodthirsty smile and said to Li Zhi, "Come in." ”
Li Zhi's eyes were sharp, and when he saw Li Shimin's ill-intentioned smile, he refused worriedly: "It's getting late, and the sons still don't bother their father......"
"Let you come in, come in!" Li Shimin said without refusal.
He urgently needs to find an outlet now, and this Li Zhi, who hit the muzzle, is obviously the most suitable person.
Li Qing took out a plastic hollow tube from the space and handed it to Li Shimin.
Li Shimin looked at Li Qing suspiciously.
"Use this to fight, don't hit the vital point, you can't break it." Li Qing said intimately.
Seeing Li Shimin's very excited look, he added: "Don't worry, Brother Li, this thing hurts a little......
Of course it hurts, when he was a child, he sneaked into the Internet bar, and his mother pumped him like this.
Because he was drenched in the rain, he broke all other people's umbrellas, which belonged to yes.
"It seems that Brother Xian is very experienced." Li Shimin looked like he saw through everything.
He took the white pipe and waved it in the air, making a "whoosh" sound.
"Father...... Father. Li Zhi had already come closer, and of course he saw the loving father in Li Shimin's hands.
Reason told Li Zhi that in this situation, he should run away, but he clearly knew that he couldn't run away, and with his short legs, he didn't need a guard to go out, and his father could easily capture him.
"Child, when you entered the main hall just now, which foot did you step on first?" Li Shimin asked amiably.
Li Zhi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said hesitantly: "Right ...... Right foot? ”
Immediately afterwards, I heard Li Shimin shouting: "Right foot? I'll let you step on your right foot first! ”
"Smack!" The stick hit Li Zhi's drum.
"Ah——!h Li Zhi let out a miserable scream.
"I'll let you step in with your right foot first!" Li Shimin's eyes were red, as if he was going to slaughter Li Zhi, "I'm beating you rebel!" Look at the sticks! ”
"Ahh I misremember! It's the left foot! Left foot! Li Zhi shouted and quickly changed his words.
"Waste stuff! I can't even remember which foot! Watch and hit! Li Shimin found another perfect reason.
Li Zhidu was about to die of pain, and he felt that the drum was swollen at least one meter high, but no matter how miserable he shouted, Li Shimin was unmoved.
"Wow, Father, I was wrong!" Li Zhi could only admit his mistakes, although he didn't know what he was wrong.
But these days, if a father wants to beat his son, he doesn't need a suitable reason, as long as he wants to, he can beat him casually.
It's so brutal...... Li Qing smacked his lips, it seemed that Brother Li was really angry.
This strength, this look, is not like acting.
"Falling in love with a wild horse and turning the top of my head into a grassland makes me despair, Miss Wu......"
Li Qing was humming on the side, increasing the attack speed for Li Shimin.
After a long time, Li Shimin finally got tired. He called Wang De and took Li Zhi out to take medicine.
In fact, he didn't fight too hard, and Li Zhi only suffered flesh wounds.
"Brother Li, you actually have to look away, to be honest, Li Zhi is also a victim." Li Qing opened the folding fan and fanned himself very warmly, and said leisurely.
"Victims? Hum. Li Shimin sneered: "Can he be a victim? Look at his appearance, as if he has never seen a woman, if he is not Wu Meiniang, he will not marry? Hehe......"
"He's really, Brother Li." Li Qing shook his head and sighed: "You are the first bitter master, but Li Zhi is not the last!" ”
"What do you mean?" Li Shimin asked consciously, after mixing with Li Qing for a while, his intuition told him that what Li Qing had just said was definitely not a good thing.
"Isn't he Li Zhi very affectionate?" Li Qing sat down next to Li Shimin with a smile, stretched out his hand to draw a circle on the desk, and dotted his fingers on it: "As the so-called book is used when it is used, it is not difficult to know what happened, let him see what good things Wu Meiniang has done after his death, and he will naturally understand." ”
"Is it possible...... ...... hiss" Li Shimin gasped.
It's scary to think about it!
"Should I say it or not, she may have more experience than you, Brother Li." Li Qing's eyes were full of sympathy, "Besides...... Hey, forget it, we'll find out when you follow along. ”
"Brother Xian, don't lose your appetite." Li Shimin wanted to hear spoilers, and he was curious about what Wu Meiniang had done.
"Some words are boring." Li Qing's principle is very firm: "We have more important things to do...... Is Brother Li interested in unifying the world? ”
"The world?" Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and said with a hearty smile: "Haven't I already unified the world?" ”
Li Qing knew that he had misunderstood, the world in the eyes of the ancients was basically barbaric except for Kyushu.
"When I say the world, I mean the whole world." Li Qing corrected and took out a Tang Dynasty version of the globe from his arms.
He pointed to the small piece of brown on the globe and said, "Look, Brother Li, this is Datang." ”
"This lump of brown ...... Is it Datang? Li Shimin asked uncertainly: "Then what are these blue ones?" And these small pieces of other colors? ”
"Look at the words you use, and it's a mess...... That's your Datang. Li Qing glanced at Li Shimin with disgust: "The blue is the ocean, the small pieces of other colors are countries other than the Tang Dynasty, and the ones that are not marked are borderlands." ”
"Borderlands?" Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and immediately smiled: "Presumably, the conditions of these borderless lands are harsh, so no one wants them, right?" ”
"Oh, not necessarily, you're like heading north...... Hey, yes, even further up the prairie, although it is a bitter cold land, the natural resources are extremely rich, iron ore, copper ore, coal mine, oil, natural gas, ......" Every time Li Qing said a word, Li Shimin's eyes lit up, even if he didn't know what coal mine oil and gas were.
"This resource is very precious, even if you don't want it, Brother Li, you can't give it to others, so that others can take the resources to develop and improve to our offensive Datang."
"Who said I don't want to! I'm here! It's all mine! Li Shimin said angrily.
"Let me ask you another question, Brother Li, do you know why the sun rises in the east and sets in the west?"
"I don't know."
"We're having a ball at our feet right now......"
Li Qing was halfway through his words when he was interrupted by Li Shimin.
"Is it a ball?" Li Shimin twisted his beard and thought: "Zhang Heng once said that the sky is like a chicken, the celestial body is round like a projectile, and the earth is like a yellow chicken...... Could it be that what he said was true? ”