Chapter 182: Ye Xian: Da Ming is a crumbling house
"You're so drunk." Wang Zuo pointed at Kuang Yu, smiling with tears, "Hahaha...... After only half a jar of drinking, you are drunk? ”
"Look, that person isn't Emperor Taizongwen?" Kuang Yu pointed behind Wang Zuo in a daze, and asked unbelievingly.
"Don't look, don't look." Wang Zuo wiped his tears, "If Emperor Taizongwen can appear in our tent, I won't say a word, and I will drink all the wine in this jar......"
As soon as he finished speaking, an old but majestic voice came from behind him.
"Since you say so, let's drink it all."
Wang Zuohuo turned around, his body was too startled, and he slammed into the table.
The two jars of wine on the table crackled and hit the ground.
"Mrs. Mrs. ...... Emperor Taizong? Wang Zuo pointed to the comer, so frightened that he was incoherent.
Kuang Yu reacted the fastest, and immediately knelt on the ground, shouting half ecstatic and half mournful: "Welcome to Emperor Taizongwen!" ”
How could he not be excited? Taizong is back, and the Ming army will be saved!
Even if you can't beat it, you can still run.
Old Zhu Di stretched out his hand to stop their movements: "Kuang Qing, Wang Qing, my father...... My father is here, but he doesn't dare to worship me first. ”
Father?
Both of them were shocked.
, could it be that the grandfather has also appeared?
The two of them didn't think about it, and immediately bowed to the ground again: "Welcome to Emperor Taizu Gao!" ”
"Get up......" Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the two and sighed secretly.
These are all loyal ministers of my Ming Dynasty!
Zhu Qizhen, Zhu Qizhen, how many loyal ministers and good generals have been lost!
Lao Zhu couldn't help but grit his teeth and think.
Who would have thought that the two were still lying on the ground and refused to get up.
"Grandpa! Take a look! The two of them wailed at the same time: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, he has to stop at the waterless place of Tumu Fort, and the army will be behind him first, and if you don't leave at this time, I'm afraid you won't be able to go again!" ”
"Don't worry, since we're here, there's absolutely no reason to let that succeed first." A cold light flashed in Lao Zhu's eyes: "We can bring people here, but we have to see that bullshit Zhu Qizhen first!" ”
Kuang Yu and Wang Zuo glanced at each other, and they both saw the joy in each other's eyes.
His Majesty has lost his father since he was a child, and no one can discipline him, and now Emperor Taizu Gao is here in person, wanting to educate his grandson, which is his blessing!
Besides, this posture ...... Emperor Taizu and Emperor Taizong personally served him alone, how small could this blessing be?
It's broken, forget about Wang Zhen! Kuang Yu suddenly remembered Wang Zhen's variable, what if Wang Zhen didn't recognize the two emperors?
Just when they were anxious, a cart of bread people came from out of nowhere.
"Han ...... King Han? Kuang Yu looked at that Zhu Gaoxu like a ghost, wasn't King Han made into a crockpot chicken by Emperor Xuande? How......
Oh, too, Emperor Taizong can come, and there is no reason why Zhu Gaoxu, the king of Han, who has always given him a front station, will not come.
"What about Zhu Qizhen? What about Zhu Qizhen? As soon as Zhu Zhanji came to Tumu Fort, he began to seek the enemy.
"First...... The first emperor? Kuang Yu and Wang Zuo were shocked again.
"Go, go, I'm not an emperor, I'm Zhu Zhanji, the grandson of Emperor Yongle, don't harm me!" Zhu Zhanji hurriedly cleared up his responsibility, he was really afraid that he would die of unknown AOE.
Then, a group of armorers dressed in shiny armor like tin cans poured into the tent.
Lao Li sponsored 5,000 sets of iron canned armor, authentic Zhenguan craftsmanship. Lan Yu couldn't put it down when she saw it, and asked if this was the legendary Mingguang Armor, and almost didn't make everyone here happy.
But these canned nails had to be returned, and Lao Zhu negotiated the price on the left and right, and finally set it at a set of twenty taels of silver.
"Make a lot of money......" This is Lao Zhu's idea, if they let them make this kind of armor by themselves, I am afraid that the price will not be multiplied by ten.
"Make a fortune." This is Lao Li's idea, this kind of armor costs less than ten taels of silver in them.
This is not an outrageous price, for at the beginning of the fifteenth century a common Italian plate of Italian origin was worth between £5 and £8, which was converted into fifteen to twenty-five taels of silver.
This kind of win-win business is rare, especially after Lao Li saw this lucrative arms business, he also planned to sell more with Lao Zhu. Lao Zhu said that it was okay to buy arms, but it would have to wait until Zhu Qizhen was cleaned up.
"Come, you guys." Lao Zhu began to greet people, "This belt, one for each person, you can take two." ”
Zhu Zhang, Zhu Li, Zhu Xiaosi, Zhu Hu, Lao Zhu Di, and Zhu Gaoxu, each of them chose one. Only Zhu Zhanji himself, without thinking about it, took two directly.
If you don't come to a dual-wielding rage, let Mayor Zhu Qi remember it for a long time, and he Zhu Zhanji will not be a man.
What's the matter, I have to return the few fists and feet I suffered today, a tooth for a tooth, a hundred times back!
At this time, Zhu Qizhen did not realize that danger was coming, and he was now sitting in the tent sucking the re-cooked noodle soup.
"Otobe, this noodle soup is a little light." Zhu Qizhen complained while drinking.
"Then the old slave will give you some salt." As he spoke, Wang Zhen twisted out a little salt from the cloth pocket on the side.
As soon as his hand moved to Zhu Qizhen's bowl, he heard a commotion outside, and occasionally the sound of swords entering flesh, as well as the sound of screams.
"What's going on? What's going on? Zhu Qizhen panicked.
Wang Zhen also panicked, could it be a special mutiny, right?
Before he could speak, he saw the tent be lifted and a crowd of tin cans armed to the teeth poured in, surrounding them.
"This ......" Zhu Qizhen and Wang Zhen are both blind, and the two of them are not completely ignorant of soldiers, at least they know that there is no armor of this style in the army.
Outside, Wang Zhen's godsons were all killed.
"What are you going to do! Do you want to rebel? Wang Zhense roared inwardly.
As soon as he finished saying this, a man walked in from outside.
The first moment he saw him, Wang Zhen's knees weakened and he knelt on the ground.
"Xuan ...... Xuande Ye ......"
Zhu Zhanji sneered and stood aside with his belt.
The next to enter the tent were the prince of the Hongwu Dynasty, and the king of Han Zhu Gaoxu, and the last to enter were Zhu Di and Zhu Yuanzhang.
Of course, Zhang Fu outside also noticed the situation here, and he immediately led his troops to arrive, but was stopped by Kuang Yu.
"What are you doing!" Zhang Fu was anxious, "This ...... Your Majesty has been given ...... by them."
"That's Emperor Taizongwen! It was Emperor Taizongwen who appeared! Kuang Yu shouted loudly: "British duke, quickly tell the army and tell them that Emperor Taizong is back!" ”
"What?" Zhang Fu immediately stumbled towards the tent.
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the tent, he was stopped by the armor sergeant.
"Everyone, below is the British Duke Zhang Fu, asking to see Emperor Taizongwen."
Hearing Zhang Fu's voice, Zhu Di took a deep look at Zhu Qizhen, said hello to Lao Zhu and walked out.
The moment he saw Zhu Di, Zhang Fu suddenly knelt on the ground.
"Minister Zhang Fu, knock to see Your Majesty!"
"Zhang Fu......" Zhu Di looked at this favorite general with mixed feelings, and motioned for him to get up, "The top priority is not to reminisce about the past, you go to appease the army first, and wait until I finish cooking Zhu Qizhen's unscrupulous descendants!" ”
"Yes!" Zhang Fu was ordered to leave.
In the tent, Zhu Qizhen looked at the previous emperors of the Ming Dynasty tremblingly, and he didn't dare to say anything.
What can you say, what dare you say?
"This is Wang Zhen?" Lao Zhu looked at Wang Zhen, who was peeing his pants on the side, and asked disdainfully.
"Back to ...... Back to Grandpa Taizu's words, this ...... This is Wang Zhen. Zhu Qizhen said tremblingly.
"Drag it out and peel it off!" Lao Zhu coldly ordered.
Wang Zhen was dragged out by the Jinyi guards under Erhu as if he had no bones.
Jin Yiwei can take the guy with him.
"Too ...... Grandpa Taizu, you ...... He ...... with his companion, "Zhu Qizhen is quite righteous and wants to save Wang Zhen."
Who would have thought that Lao Zhu sneered: "Miscellaneous, you want to save Wang Zhen?" ”
Zhu Qizhen nodded hesitantly.
"You better think about how to save yourself first!" Lao Zhu stretched out his hand and pointed: "Give it to us!" Kill this bastard! ”
"The immortal master gave the emperor whip! Back then, half the sky was held! Zhu Fan screamed, and a belt was pumped on Zhu Qizhen's face.
"Whoa-hee-" Zhu Qizhen screamed, and those who heard it were sad and those who saw it wept.
"The immortal master gave the emperor belt! Kuangfu Daming Bao Wandai! Zhu Li shouted angrily, and a belt was pumped on Zhu Qizhen's ass.
"Ahhh
"The immortal master gave the emperor chain, and he was ordered to remember it in his heart!" Zhu Xiaosi roared violently, and the belt slapped Zhu Qizhen's body fiercely.
"Ahhh!!h Zhu Qizhen is about to collapse, why did the ancestors come up and fight, and they didn't even say anything!
He wanted to escape, but he couldn't......
"The immortal master gave the emperor to fight the emperor, and thousands of purples and thousands of reds were refined!" Zhu Hu screamed, used all his strength, and slapped Zhu Qizhen fiercely.
"It hurts! Mother!! Zhu Qizhen's tears fell, this pain is simply not human suffering.
With a golden branch and jade leaf like him, he is usually seriously injured when he stuffs his teeth, and he has to be under general anesthesia to cut his nails, where has he experienced this kind of battle?
Zhu Zhanji was still young when he died, so he never beat him; And Empress Dowager Sun is still a doting child, so she is reluctant to beat him at all......
"The immortal master gave the emperor's waist! Vow to correct the Ming Dynasty! "Zhu Gaoxu is also energetic, he can beat his eldest nephew's son, that's really ......
It's because he didn't keep his hand at all, without a trace of emotion, all of them were personal grievances.
"Stop fighting, don't fight! Please! Zhu Qizhen was crying, he was so painful that he didn't even have the strength to struggle.
"The immortal master gave him to beat the imperial gentry, and he beat the emperor and the minister!" Zhu Zhanji sang a name, and he was beaten up when he pounced.
This is his biggest resentment against Zhu Qizhen, without him, because of Zhu Qizhen, he was beaten fat.
This momentum has been held back from the Hongwu Dynasty to the present, not to mention how strong the anger is.
If it can really be condensed into flames, I am afraid that Zhu Qizhen will be turned into ashes now.
Li Qing was not idle, carrying a long stick with Li Shimin outside, and took the time to stab Zhu Qizhen from time to time.
"You ...... Why do you fight me...... Come! Zhu Qizhen shouted weakly.
"Hey, how the do you dare to call someone?" Zhu Fan rolled up his sleeves: "Brothers, nephews, nephews and grandsons, hit hard, beat carefully!" He's not convinced! ”
"Hit!" Zhu Li screamed, and the belt crackled on Zhu Qizhen's body, without even a trace of mercy from his subordinates.
The grandson of such a grandson, if he doesn't have a good beating, can he still let him run?
Zhu Fan's mind turned, and he thought of a bad idea.
"Hey, hey, I said you guys should stop for a while, it's so boring to keep fighting like this."
"Second brother, what's a good idea?" Zhu Xiaosi became interested all of a sudden, and it was very tiring to fight like this.
"Isn't there honey?" Zhu Fan looked at Zhu Qizhen viciously: "Let's strip him naked, smear his body with honey, and find him some ants to serve him!" ”
"Hey, this is good, this is good!" Everyone couldn't help but smile.
"When I came, I happened to find an ant nest over there." Zhu Fan showed a demonic smile and looked Zhu Qizhen up and down: "That nest of ants looks not small, the orthodox emperor who serves us is absolutely suitable!" ”
But Zhu Gaoxu frowned, and he asked hesitantly: "Second uncle, it's not good to let others see it, after all, this is our own family matter, and it's not embarrassing enough......"
"You do have a point in thinking about it, so you go catch ants?" Zhu asked with slanted eyes.
Zhu Gaoxu shook his head again and again, he didn't go, catching ants sounds simple, but it is manual work......
Just when Zhu Qizhen was being cleaned up, on the Jiming Mountain in the distance of the Civil Fort, he also looked at the direction of the Civil Fort, and sneered.
"Big brother, what are you laughing at?" Boyan Timur next to him asked puzzled.
"I laugh at Emperor Zhu's unplanned, Wang Zhen Shaozhi!" also sneered silently: "What kind of fool would choose to station the army in that Jedi?" ”
"He killed himself, isn't that what we want?" Boyan Timur smiled: "This Southern Dynasty Zhu family is also a tiger father and dog son in the end, how did his father Zhu Zhanji Hero I give birth to such a stupid son?" ”
Boyan Timur's words made him laugh out loud first, there is indeed no problem with what he said, the Zhu family is indeed a tiger father and a dog.
At the beginning, Zhu Zhanji drove his own expedition, broke Wuliangha, and shook the northern Xinjiang. But in the past twenty years, under the leadership of this dog Zhu Qizhen, Daming has not been as good as a year. The wolf that was powerful back then has become a husky.
The Southern Dynasty is the name of the Ming Dynasty by Wara, they have always regarded themselves as orthodox in the Northern Yuan, and always want to restore the glory of the Great Yuan, so they call themselves the Northern Dynasty and call the Ming Dynasty the Southern Dynasty.
Thinking of this, I can't help but feel arrogant.
"The Southern Dynasty is nothing more than a crumbling house, as long as we kick it from the outside, it will collapse!"
Yes, Daming is a crumbling house, as long as you kick it like this, there will be countless big men with helmets and armor who will come and beat you to death by vomiting blood.
(End of chapter)