Chapter 183: Zhu Qizhen: Please give me a good time!
is also looking at the Ming army and imagining the future, Zhu Qizhen has no future in the Ming army camp.
A simple tent was temporarily set up on the ant's nest, and Zhu Qizhen was stripped naked, and his body was brushed with a layer of honey, like a suckling pig about to be roasted.
Zhu Qizhen was stuffed with an apple in his mouth, and he could only make a "hmm" sound, and he couldn't do anything if he wanted to say something.
But looking at his eyes, it was clear that he was begging for mercy.
"...... Zhu Fan smiled sadly, took a stick as bait, and lured the ants towards Zhu Qizhen.
He asked for a fixing pill from Li Qing, and Zhu Qizhen could only make a sound now, but he couldn't make any movements.
The ants felt the sweet smell of honey on Zhu Qizhen's body, and quickly called for friends, leading out a large number of ants and crawling quickly towards his body.
Zhu Qizhen wanted to move, but he couldn't; If you want to escape, you can't escape.
"Hey." Zhu Fan picked up a few ants that looked big and put them on Zhu Qizhen's body.
He looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction, especially when the tongs on the big ant's mouth picked up a piece of Zhu Qizhen's flesh and twisted it hard.
Torturing the Great Ming and Dusk Monarch is reasonable and legitimate, who dares to say that this king is not? Zhu Fan's current mentality is particularly arrogant.
"Hmm-" Zhu Qi shook his throat and spit out the apple.
The people outside should not be able to hear it, even if Zhu Qizhen was beaten by the Ming Emperor Clan just now, he let out a Tom cat-like scream to curb Xingyun, and no one had the courage to care.
Who are the people inside? Emperor Taizu Gao, Emperor Taizongwen.
These two masters are really ...... It's not as good-tempered as the two emperors Renzong and Xuanzong, if they really disagree with them, it would be better to die only one of themselves.
If it involves the Nine Clans, it's all over.
Besides, as far as Zhu Qizhen's byd, if they weren't for their courtiers Zhu Qizhen is king, they would have beaten them up in the morning. Now that the ancestors of the Ming Dynasty have appeared and personally helped them to vent their anger, it is too late to thank them, so how can they dissuade them?
The situation in the tent is basically that the ancestors beat their grandsons, which is completely a matter of course. Since beating Yi's family, what is the pre-secretary?
Even some people secretly cheered them in their hearts, asking them to use their strength, what if they couldn't kill Zhu Qizhen?
This has to mention the joke - first, Wang Zhen, Zhu Qizhen was boating on the lake, suddenly the wind blew fiercely, the boat capsized, and asked: Who was saved?
Answer: Daming.
Zhu Qizhen here is suffering due torture, and Wang Zuo has already found Lao Zhu over there.
"Emperor Taizu ......"
Wang Zuo's words couldn't help but be careful, who among the officials of the Ming Dynasty didn't know that Lao Zhu liked to dig out his heart and lungs with bureaucrats?
"The Yanchuan River has been occupied by the army led by Nayexian, and our army cannot get water. Fang Caichen asked people to dig wells everywhere, but found nothing. If you don't repel Warat, the army will probably run out of water......"
"It's okay, you go back first, and I'll ask Lan Yu to bring you water later." Li Qing said with a smile.
Wang Zuo glanced at Zhu Yuanzhang, and when he saw Lao Zhu nodding, he left here worriedly.
"Is there a good way to do it?" Lao Zhu asked in a low voice.
"Don't worry, there's enough for them to drink." Li Qing said with a smile.
The water in the system is really not expensive, and one cubic kilometer is only a thousand emotional points. This is equivalent to one percent of the water volume of Qinghai Lake, not to mention satisfying these hundreds of thousands of troops, even if they come twice as much and drink to death, they will not be able to drink it all.
Seeing that Lao Zhu's interest was not high, Li Qing planned to make him happy.
"Brother Chong, seeing that you are in a bad mood, why don't I tell you a joke."
Lao Li stood on the side, almost laughing again, and then suddenly couldn't laugh anymore.
I almost laughed out loud because he knew that Brother Xian was going to make fun of people again, and he couldn't laugh because he remembered the famous painting of "Emperor Taizong's Personal Expedition to Goguryeo" that Brother Xian said.
Damn child, I'm going to have to give you another beating when I go back!
"Oh? What jokes? Lao Zhu became interested at once, and asked rubbing his hands.
"Ahem...... Well, let's just say that you, Lao Zhu, met with Brother Li in Chang'an, and when they were resting, the two were bored, so they started to compete whose guards were more loyal. ”
"Brother Li came first, he called his guard Wang Fangyi in, pushed open the window on the twentieth floor and said, 'Wang Fangyi, you jump down from here!'"
"Wang Fangyi cried and said, 'Your Majesty, how can you do this? I still have a wife and children......'. ”
Brother Li was sad, and with tears he said that he was wrong, and asked Wang Fangyi to leave. Then it was Lao Zhu's turn, and you also loudly ordered your guard Erhu and said, "Erhu, jump down from here!" ”。”
The two tigers jumped down without saying a word, Brother Li was shocked, went up and hugged him and said loudly: "Are you crazy? You'll die if you jump! ”。”
As a result, the second tiger was about to jump off while struggling, and said, "Let go of me, bastard!" I still have a wife and children! ”。”
It's okay not to tell this joke, but after telling it, Lao Zhu's face became even darker, and even purple.
The Ming courtiers on the side held back a smile, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. Of course they understood what the joke meant, but the boss was on the side, don't be spicy?
The second tiger of the party had a strange face on the side, Li Qing was right, even if it was for his wife and children, he didn't dare not jump wow.
Li Shimin didn't have any scruples and smiled happily.
Seeing that Lao Zhu was still unhappy, Li Qing planned to tease him again.
"Then I'll talk about one more thing, let's talk about Zhu Di...... Well, a delegation came to Yongle years, and they were received and talked by Zhu Di, and after they left, Zhu Di looked left and right and didn't find his wrench, so he went to call Jinyiwei to command Ji Gang. ”
"Go chase the mission and find out who of them has taken my wrench," Zhu Di said.
"Ji Gang hurriedly went to chase the mission, and a quarter of an hour later, Zhu Di found his wrench under a pile of folds, and he called Ji Gang: 'Look, I have found the wrench'."
"'It's too late,' said Ji Gang, 'half of the mission has already admitted that they took your wrench, and the other half have already died in prison.'"
Zhu Laosi on the side didn't have any scruples, and when he heard this joke, he looked up to the sky and laughed.
"Uncle's joke is really wonderful."
I didn't dare to laugh just now, but now I release the smile just now.
It's hard to tell if he's just praising the former or the latter.
Seeing Zhu Di laughing, the people around him also laughed, and for a while, the camp was filled with happy air.
Not to mention how Zhu Qizhen was concocted over there, what needs to be solved urgently is the drinking water problem of the 200,000 army. Li Qing filled the deep well that Wang Zuo had dug for him, and once again made cheap and delicious instant noodles to supply the army.
Well...... The taste of industry.
Every camp was in full swing, and the soldiers squatted aside with bowls to eat noodles. Li Qing also held a big bowl, squatted next to Lao Zhu, and stalked noodles with Li Shimin.
"When we asked for food, we wanted to be able to eat this ......" Lao Zhu shook his head and said: "Then the best thing in our hearts is not pearl jade and white jade soup, hey, it's a pity to let Guanglu Temple make it, even if you add more precious ingredients, you can't reproduce the taste in your memory." ”
"You've been hungry for a long time, and everything you eat is delicious." Li Qing commented pertinently: "It's like staying in the barracks for three years, and the sows are all sables." ”
"What Brother Xian said makes sense, then the next time we want to eat, we will be hungry for two days." Lao Zhu smiled and sucked a bowl of noodles.
Perhaps smelling the fragrance, Zhu Fan ran out of the tent with a few brothers and two juniors. Seeing that everyone was holding a bowl of noodles in their hands, Zhu Fan complained: "You don't even call us for dinner!" ”
"Seeing that you guys are playing very well, I plan to call it again later." Li Qing said honestly, he ate mustard while eating noodles, and the taste of the noodles was a little light, and it seemed that Huotoujun didn't put all the seasoning packets in it.
However, it is also understandable that salt is a rare thing these days, not to mention that there is an indescribable fragrance in the seasoning bag, so the poor Huotou army is not willing to put too many seasoning packets, and plans to keep it for the next time.
Zhu Fan and the others ran to the position of the marching pot with a smoke, and each of them filled a bowl. As soon as he took a sip, Zhu Fan's eyes rolled, and he came up with an idea again.
"Go, listen to me." Zhu Fan held the bowl and said to his younger brothers: "Come with me to the tent, let's eat in front of Zhu Qizhen and starve him to death!" ”
"Great idea! Second brother is really a good idea! Zhu Li's eyes lit up, why couldn't he think of so many torturous tricks?
He shouldn't know that in history, his second brother likes to torture people for fun.
But now it can be regarded as being used in the right place, and it is impossible to toss too much to torture a humanoid creature like Zhu Qizhen.
Not long after, Zhu Qizhen's pleading voice came from the tent.
"Ancestors, ancestors, just give me a bite, a bite! Just one bite, please! Zhu Qizhen's voice was so sad that the people who heard it wept, it was too miserable.
As soon as he finished saying this, a furious voice sounded.
"I! I! Dog's Foot! ”
Listening to the voice, it seems to be Zhu Li's, and there is the sound of fists to the flesh.
This was learned by Zhu Li and Li Ke recently, and Li Ke ...... I learned it from someone Gao who didn't want to be named.
Well...... Wise and brutal, it is indeed the assertion of the third child, and the same cruelty is used on Zhu Qizhen, which can be called a professional counterpart.
Zhu Qizhen was already about to be tortured and went crazy, he had already contributed nearly 100,000 emotional points in half a day, and he had already plugged the gap between instant noodles and water, and there was even a surplus.
How did that come about? Wool, after all, he is still out of sheep.
Of course, Zhu Qizhen can't be starved to death, but it's okay to be hungry for a meal or two.
Zhu Qizhen is now hungry in his stomach, ants are crawling on his body, and the cold wind of autumn is blowing, and his heart is flying coldly.
"I ......"
"Huh?" The six of them raised their heads at the same time and looked viciously at Zhu Qizhen, who was not counting in their hearts.
Zhu Qizhen immediately changed his words very cowardly: "I just want to die quickly, and I hope that your ancestors will make it convenient......"
"Ouch, you can't die." Zhu Fan said in a strange manner: "If you die, how can we deal with our uncle and father?" Not only can't you die, you have to live well! ”
"Huh? Live well? Zhu Qizhen scolded in his heart, do you look like I'm alive and well?
"Well, don't you have to live well?" Zhu Fan looked back at the brothers, "After eating, leave some leftovers for the town." ”
"Huh? Do I still have leftovers? Zhu Qizhen was shocked when he heard this.
He has been well-dressed since he was a child, where has he ever enjoyed this kind of treatment? When I heard that I was going to eat leftovers, I couldn't help but panic.
Unexpectedly, Zhu Fan smiled slightly.
"Leftovers? Hehe......" Zhu Fan glanced at him and said to his brothers: "Put the leftovers together, hey, yes, yes, yes, just in that swill bucket, put it in it for a night, and feed him tomorrow when it's rancid!" ”
Zhu Qizhen shouted angrily: "You guys...... You guys! Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! ”
"Do you really think you're a soldier?" Zhu Fan's smile was as disdainful as he was: "Sue you, I can let you live, it's already our extrajudicial grace!" Still want to eat good? Dream! When you realize you're wrong, we'll let you go! ”
"I'll know my mistake now, I'll know my mistake now!" Zhu Qizhen shouted aggrievedly.
"Yo, listening to your tone, it's quite aggrieved," Zhu Fan smiled: "We are all reasonable ancestors, you just need to tell us, do you know your mistakes, do you know where your mistakes are?" ”
Zhu Qizhen opened his mouth, ah......
He only temporarily responded with the phrase "I was wrong", but if you asked him what was wrong, he really didn't know......
"Looks like you still don't know what's wrong." Zhu Fan shook his head pityingly: "Then don't blame us for being ruthless as ancestors...... The third, the fourth, and the fifth, Gao Xu Zhanji, rest for half an hour after eating, and after half an hour, let's continue to teach this thing that is not as good as baked cakes! ”
Zhu Qizhen closed his eyes in despair, he knew that it was all over, he was planted in the hands of these ancestors, and even if his mother, the Empress Dowager Sun, came over, she couldn't save him.
In the distance, Boyan Timur looked at the smoke rising from the sky above Tumu Fort, and muttered in his heart: "Brother, this Ming army can still bury the pot and make rice, can our tactic of waiting for work at ease take effect?" ”
He also had a look of Zhizhu in his hand, and said firmly: "Of course there is no problem, the terrain of Tumubao is so high, it is not easy to dig a well, and if you want to get water, you can only come to Yanchuan." Now that Yanchuan is occupied by us, the Ming army will only cut off the water today and tomorrow. ”
"Tomorrow for another day, if a person does not have water to drink, he will not be able to last for a few days. Wait for the day after tomorrow I will pretend to talk to the Ming army, make way for them to get water, under hunger and thirst, the Ming army will be chaotic! ”
"Big brother is really a god!" Boyan Timur patted the rainbow fart with a look of admiration.
Of course, he didn't know what was going on in the camp of the Ming army, and now his mentality has gradually floated since a series of overwhelming victories.
In his opinion, the Ming army was just a turtle in an urn, and victory was easy and within reach.
(End of chapter)