Of course Zhao Kuangyin was angry, if the group of cubs under his younger brother were like a person, he would pinch his nose and endure it.

After making trouble for a long time, in the words of the immortal master, what is it called "weasels are rats, a litter is not as good as a litter"?

Zhao Kuangyin was even warm.

"Actually, if you can't understand any concept about Feng Chan Taishan, I'll give you an example." Li Qing said with a smile: "After you said Sima Yi, is there still anyone who swears by Luoshui?" ”

*Aggrieved value from Zhao Kuangyin +10000

"That's right, since Sima Yi swore by Luo Shui, this oath has become synonymous with fraud."

Indeed, since the Luoshui fraud incident, no one has sworn to Luoshui.

Just like people are ashamed of their names from the Song Dynasty, and modern names are not taken "Jingwei".

However, Song Zhenzong was not completely without contributions, at least he went to Mount Tai once, and the kings of later generations were so disgusted that they didn't go to seal Zen. Like Qianlong, when he encounters a stone on the side of the road, he can't wait to pout his ass and leave a mark, and it is really the blessing of Mount Tai to go to Mount Tai to seal Zen.

Go to Mount Tai to sacrifice a day can leave 170 poems, more than 130 stone tablets, according to the bad habits of Yan Laosi, if the Zen is so pompous, maybe the Jade Emperor has to engrave two chapters on the fist-sized stone.

It's really hard to imagine that kind of scene, it's a catastrophe.

The legitimacy of Zhao Guangyi's succession has long since evaporated with his attitude towards his widowed sisters-in-law, younger brothers, and nephews after he succeeded to the throne. Even if he succeeded to the throne normally, he would still be a yellow mud and lose his crotch - it's not, it's.

Now Zhao Kuangyin is full of thoughts about beating Zhao Guangyi to death, this is no longer an ordinary waste, he must punch hard!

He looked at Li Shimin and took a deep breath.

"Yes, about how to clean up your stupid brother, you should indeed ask Brother Li." Li Qing said with a smile: "When it comes to slaughtering his younger brother, how is Brother Li more than a professional? ”

Li Shimin nodded calmly, he never regretted killing Li Yuanji, and even had to cheer himself every time he dreamed back late at night.

"Don't have psychological pressure, it's him who is sorry for you first, do it! Lao Zhao! ”

"If it were you, we would have done it a long time ago." Lao Zhu smiled coldly on the side.

Who wouldn't say cool words? Besides, Lao Zhu is also worried that Zhu Di is not worth it.

You say that in this group of Taizong, why did they get into such a dog-like thing as Zhao Guangyi?

"I'm so blind! would even let this cookcake be inferior to something to do Kaifeng Yin! Zhao Kuangyin scolded angrily.

Well, the taste is right, the Song Dynasty was indeed popular to eat cooking cakes.

He paced left and right angrily, and after a while, he raised his hand to call Wang Jien, but after thinking about it, he said to himself and denied it.

"No, Wang Jien can't do it......"

According to what Li Qing said, Wang Jien has obviously hooked up with Zhao Guangyi, the king of Jin.

It is no wonder that Wang Jien took refuge in Zhao Guangyi, since the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, there has been a political habit of Jing Yinyin as the deputy prince, which is basically an open "unspoken rule".

The so-called "Jing Yin Yin is the deputy prince" refers to the prince who can serve as the capital of the palace, and he is generally a sure prince.

Therefore, Wang Jien took refuge in Zhao Guangyi, and this political investment was also expected.

But Zhao Kuangyin obviously didn't think so, he didn't plan to pass it on to his younger brother at all.

"Brother Li, Brother Zhu." Zhao Kuangyin hugged his fists at the two peers: "Can you lend me a thousand soldiers and horses to arrest the traitor?" ”

"No problem, that ...... Dick. Lao Zhu looked back at Zhu Zhang, "Go, go with your Uncle Zhao's people and bring Zhao Guangyi's kid!" ”

"Yes!" Zhu Fan hugged his fists.

"Dezhao, you go and follow you...... Well, Second Brother Zhu brought someone over. Zhao Kuangyin thought about it, this tiger brother, father and son soldiers, it is more reliable to send his son.

Even if his son rebelled, he had to pinch his nose and press himself into the Taimiao - such as Li Shimin.

But not necessarily my brother.

Zhao Kuangyin obviously had no interest in chatting, and since Zhao Dezhao and Zhu Fan left, he sat in place and sighed.

What can you sigh for? Isn't it my brother's shit?

Not long after, Zhao Guangyi was brought over, and he was still wearing a shirt.

"Father! I brought the third uncle back! Zhao Dezhao reported the victory in a hurry, "He actually touched the mansion of the disobedient marquis and coerced Xiao Zhou to submit to ......"

"Phew!" Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang took a sip together, too grandson.

My husband is still there, and besides, you are so upright in this matter, what kind of man do you look like in a sneaky way?

"Who is your third uncle? You don't have this ruthless, unrighteous and shameless uncle! Zhao Kuangyin glared angrily at Zhao Guangyi: "Thousands of precautions, house thieves are difficult to prevent, I thought that a warrior was a silverfish when he sat big, but I didn't expect that he was a thief!" Hateful! ”

It should be noted that several of their brothers have a big brother who died young. The eldest Zhao Kuangji, the second Zhao Kuangyin, the third Zhao Guangyi, and the fourth Zhao Tingmei. So...... Zhao Guangyi should be the third uncle according to the ranking order.

In addition, Zhao Tingmei's original name was Zhao Kuangmei, and after Zhao Kuangyin ascended the throne and became emperor, he changed his name to Zhao Guangmei; After Zhao Guangyi ascended the throne, in order to avoid secrecy, he finally changed his name to Zhao Tingmei.

In order to look comfortable, it is called Zhao Tingmei here.

Zhao Guangyi was frightened into a heap, and he didn't dare to refute.

He wasn't a hero in the first place, and he didn't even have a male character.

"Take it out! Hang! Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand in disgust.

Immediately, someone dragged Zhao Guangyi out and gave him a white Hada.

"Die like this, cheap kid." Li Qing glanced at Zhao Kuangyin meaningfully.

Zhao Kuangyin smiled: "Since the immortal master can bring the two imperial brothers to our dynasty, presumably he can also go to the period when Zhao Guangyi usurped the throne, and it will not be too late to take care of him at that time." ”

"You're right, lock him up with Zhu Qizhen and let Zhu Fan take care of it - hey, let me tell you, Zhang Zi is very, very professional in how to clean up this kind of bastard." Li Qing hugged Zhu Zhang's shoulders and introduced Zhao Kuangyin with a smile.

"Uncle Zhao, believe me." Zhu Fan bowed his hand with a frown.

"There's a nephew." Zhao Kuangyin grinned, "Everyone will stay with me for a few days, and then I will go to arrest Zhao Guangyi after I finish cooking the aftermath of the things that are not as good as the cooking cakes at the court meeting!" ”

……

On the second day, Zhao Kuangyin announced in court that Zhao Guangyi, the king of Jin, had conspired against the usurper and had been given death, and his son was demoted to a concubine, and only the head was punished, and the rest was ignored; Zhao Dezhao was named the crown prince and temporarily supervised state affairs; In addition, Zhao Tingmei was named the king of Qi, and Zhao Defang was the king of Qin, and they were jointly adjudicated.

The courtiers had no objection to the established result, after all, Zhao Guangyi was completely cold. As the so-called people go to tea and cool, no one is open to Zhao Guangyi.

"I want a pair of iron fists today! From this dynasty to the end of the Song Dynasty! Zhao Kuangyin gritted his teeth and rubbed his palms.

This time, Lao Li planned to send troops to clean up these rebellious ministers and thieves in the Great Song Dynasty.

Lao Li also has a saying, you are so black about me if you have nothing to do with Song Song, see if I take the Tiance Army to your house and knock on your sandcan.

What Ouyang Xiu, what Song Qi, I think you are Na Shuke and Beta.

Zhao Kuangyin's heirs are not prosperous, and there are strong enemies in the Song Dynasty, so it's okay for him to deal with one or two, but he really can't deal with it too much.

So after weighing, Zhao Kuangyin decided that as long as the Northern Song Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty were handed over to Lao Li and Lao Zhu to divide.

In this regard, Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang ...... The objections are quite big.

I can't manage my own one-third of an acre, let alone so much land in the Song Dynasty. After several consultations, it was finally decided to send troops to collect some military expenses.

Send 10,000 troops, 50,000 yuan a day, and take care of your own food and grass. That's a good thing...... For the Great Song Dynasty, there was no problem at all.

"Before we go, I'll tell you another joke." Li Qing smiled and hugged Zhao Kuangyin's shoulders and said.

"Immortal Master, please speak." Zhao Kuangyin didn't want to listen to it, but since Li Qing wanted to speak, he couldn't save Li Qing's face.

If you offend anyone, you can't offend the immortal master.

"Q: What country is the richest?" Li Qing looked around and asked with a smile.

Everyone fell into deep thought, and Li Shimin took the lead in laughing and said: "Could it be that I am the Tang Dynasty of the prosperous era of Kaiyuan?" ”

There is a reason why Lao Li is so confident, after all, "the rice is fat and the corn is white, and the public and private warehouses are abundant", which is not covered.

Seeing Li Qing shaking his head, Zhu Yuanzhang also said, "That...... Could it be that I'm Ming? ”

Li Qing still shook his head.

"Could it be the Great Song?" Zhu Fan suddenly thought of a possibility.

This time, Li Qing didn't shake his head, but asked with a smile, "Why do you say that?" ”

"Ah...... I don't know. Zhu Fan sighed, "Please also ask my uncle to solve his doubts." ”

Li Qing sneered, leaned back and said after a while: "Because it has been robbed for hundreds of years, and it has been compensated for hundreds of years, but it has not been compensated yet." ”

Zhao Kuangyin's whole person is not good.

The people around were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

This big song and small joke every day is really too quintessential.

In Zhao Kuangyin's red eyes, Li Qing turned on the teleportation and disappeared into Funing Palace with everyone.

……

Four years of Taiping rejuvenation, Funing Palace.

Due to the unfavorable Northern Expedition, Zhao Guangyi was in an extremely bad mood, and often insulted others because of a trivial matter. Therefore, the merit of the Battle of Taiyuan to pacify the Northern Han Dynasty has been delayed again and again, and there is no reward for meritorious deeds.

The courtiers complained about this, but considering the emperor's current mood, they also dared to complain in private but did not dare to speak out.

Tired of being crooked? Rushing to find death?

Of course, Zhao Dezhao also noticed the mood among the courtiers, so after many trade-offs, he decided to talk to his uncle Zhao Guangyi about this matter.

He thought better, after all, he was his uncle's own nephew, and it was very appropriate for him Zhao Dezhao to say that this matter was very appropriate, no matter for the sake of family affection, Zhao Guangyi would not blame him for anything.

However, he forgot that when his good uncle was drifting in the donkey cart, the courtiers who stayed behind were ready to establish themselves as emperors.

Perhaps, his political sense is not sensitive enough.

Zhao Guangyi was sitting behind the desk with a bored face, and when he saw Zhao Dezhao coming, he forced a smile and greeted: "Dezhao is here?" ”

"Your Majesty!" Zhao Dezhao's etiquette is impeccable.

Uncle belongs to uncle, after all, the other party is the emperor, and there should still be etiquette, after all, many people are not to blame.

"Hey, Dezhao, you and my uncle and nephew, why do you need to be so polite?" Zhao Guangyi smiled so hard that people couldn't see what he was trying to write in his heart.

How did that come about? Just because the heart is sluggish, so the dough?

Although he was polite on his face, Zhao Guangyi's heart was very small, and he still remembered the fact that the ministers wanted to support Zhao Dezhao before.

After a few more greetings, Zhao Dezhao finally put forward the purpose of this visit.

"Uncle, the merit of conquering Taiyuan and destroying the pseudo-Han Dynasty, the ministers think that they should be rewarded for meritorious deeds, and it is not appropriate to press again, and there are already quite a few complaints about this among the courtiers......"

As soon as he said this, Zhao Guangyi's face changed from like a spring breeze to cloudy to gloomy.

Okay, yes, I know that you kid don't die.

He was instantly furious, and slapped the table in front of him hard, making a thud.

"When you become the emperor yourself, it's not too late to reward you for your meritorious deeds!" Zhao Guangyi scolded angrily.

Zhao Dezhao looked at his uncle who suddenly changed his face in shock, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

This is really too heartbreaking, Zhao Dezhao himself is a delicate person, and he can't figure out how to understand his uncle's words for a while.

Then he recalled that his uncle had defeated the Gaoliang River before, and the courtiers were ready to support their own rumors.

He understood it all at once, it turned out that his uncle had been holding back and was waiting for this time.

Zhao Dezhao didn't remember how he came out of the Funing Palace, and when he came back to his senses again, he had already returned to the mansion.

He had a self-deprecating smile on his face, what a golden alliance, it was just a fool to play.

When you get the throne in your hand, can you still pass it on to your nephew? Do you really think that people today are as simple as they were in the time of Wu Taibo?

He lingered in the courtyard for a long time, and finally removed a long sword from the wall of the main hall.

As soon as he put it around his neck, he heard a loud shout.

"Zhao Dezhao who relies on the young girl! It's not a good idea! ”

The voice was so familiar that Zhao Dezhao hallucinated.

Immediately after, a large black slap wrapped in a gale and pasted on his face.

Zhao Dezhao was knocked out and stumbled several steps before he stabilized himself.

He looked up in astonishment and looked at where the slap had come from.

It was his father, who had passed away for several years without explanation, and at this time he was suddenly slapping himself, looking at himself viciously, and there was a tendency to slap him again if he didn't agree with him.

"Father?" Zhao Dezhao pounced and knelt on the ground: "You...... Aren't you already dead? ”

"I just didn't die, I was also killed by this nest of waste gas!" Zhao Kuangyin scolded angrily: "Look at you, what do you look like? The left and right are just being scolded, as for coming to find a short view? ”

Zhao Dezhao nodded like a chicken pecking rice, he felt that the spirit and spirit that he had lost since Kaibao had returned in the ninth year.

"Father! What a miserable death you had! Zhao Dezhao shouted at the top of his voice.

"Call! It's called a mother! Zhao Kuangyin was another big-eared thunderbolt, pulling Zhao Dezhao's collar, and scolded with burning eyes: "Don't fucking be mourned, I want to make your third uncle worse than dead, do you dare to go with me?" ”

(End of chapter)