Chapter 198: Go, put the donkey cart on my brother!
In Funing Palace, Zhao Guangyi always felt uneasy.
Ever since he scolded his nephew away, he had a little regret about it.
It's not that I'm afraid of hurting my nephew's fragile little heart, it's mainly that the person who has always created a good uncle has collapsed a little, and I'm afraid that it will affect my image in the hearts of the courtiers.
But since he fled frantically with his ass and driving a donkey cart, Zhao Guangyi has no image at all.
Of course, Zhao Guangyi felt that he had it, and the ministers knew that Zhao Guangyi didn't have it, but they didn't dare to say that he didn't have it, so they could only pretend that he did.
It's really another kind of emperor's new clothes.
"Wang Jien?" Zhao Kuangyin called.
"The old slave is here." Wang Jien stood up from the side.
"Go, go to Dezhao to have a look, bring people, and prepare some goods carefully." Zhao Guangyi waved his hand, "I am in a bad mood, so I will scold him and ask him not to take it to heart." ”
Wang Jien, who has always been good at observing words and feelings, didn't see what Zhao Guangyi meant at this time.
The word "carefully" really made him have to think about it a lot.
"Your Majesty." Wang Jien cautiously asked, "What do you mean?" ”
As he spoke, he peeked at Zhao Guangyi.
Zhao Guangyi copied the folds on the case and threw it at Wang Jien.
"Mother, you letter ball! What kind of person do I look like? ”
Wang Jien didn't dare to hide, but just knelt on the ground and called it a capital crime.
In fact, I was muttering in my heart, you are not only like, you are exactly that kind of person.
"Dezhao is my beloved relative, friend, and brother's son, how can I harm him?"
Zhao Guangyi said the righteousness of awe-inspiring, and he seemed to believe it.
But once the situation changes, Zhao Dezhao will definitely be the first to die.
Throwing two folds, perhaps tired, Zhao Guangyi waved his hand: "Stand down, remember to prepare a generous gift." ”
"Yes." Wang Jien quickly and gracefully turned his head and left.
As soon as he reached the door, he was forked back by a spear.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty...... Your Majesty? Wang Jien's mouth trembled like a small motor, and he stammered.
Hearing Wang Jien's call, Zhao Guangyi couldn't help but raise his head.
He just wanted to scold, but saw a big black face that was too familiar to be familiar anymore.
Well, the expression was as dark as his face.
"Second brother?" Zhao Guangyi got up and brought the case in front of him forward with a "squeak".
He stared at Zhao Kuangyin's big black face, and after a while, he waved his hand wildly and denied: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!" I watched you be buried! How could you possibly come back?! You must be someone pretending! Hahahaha...... Zhao Dezhao, you are a wolf with ambition, and you really want to rebel! I read you right! ”
"Well, I think when my father was buried, the third uncle fainted several times and lay on the coffin." Zhao Dezhao testified for Zhao Kuangyin on the side, "It looks really sad, but in fact, whether it is happy or sad, Erchen doesn't know." ”
He is really not afraid now, with his father coming back to support him, what kind of things are you Zhao Guangyi?
What kind of stinky small sect, running our big sect to ask for food?
"I think ......" Li Shimin said coolly on the side, "This Zhao Guangyi probably wants to take the opportunity of your funeral to confirm whether you are really dead." ”
At the end, Lao Li added: "Crying and fainting on your coffin, probably because I want to compact the coffin board a little." ”
As Taizong, he has no good impression of Zhao Guangyi, who is also Taizong. Damn, what a heroic figure I am, I'm also a well-known person, what kind of thing are you, Zhao Guangyi, and you deserve to be Taizong with me?
"Someone! Come! Zhao Guangyi looked crazy: "Give me to take down these chaotic ministers and thieves!" ”
Li Shimin whispered something in Zhao Kuangyin's ear, and saw that Zhao Kuangyin's eyes were instantly red, and he walked up and punched Zhao Guangyi's face three times.
"I! I! Dog's Foot! ”
"Open your dog's eyes and see! The palace has been controlled by me! Zhao Kuangyin grabbed Zhao Guangyi's collar, sneered and spat a mouthful of sticky phlegm on his face: "Zhao Guangyi, I am the emperor!" ”
Zhao Guangyi looked at his second brother who had returned like lightning with a frightened expression, and his heart was already very cold.
Everyone in the world knows that he Zhao Kuangyin does not fight unprepared battles, and if he can go to the palace and catch him, it means that the palace has fallen into his hands.
Besides, Zhao Kuangyin's iron fists, as long as he Zhao Guangyi is controlled...... Don't worry about not being able to justifiably take the throne.
After all, he, Zhao Kuangyin, is the titular legitimate monarch of the Great Song Dynasty, as long as he says that one can't work, then it will be easy to kill him as an emperor and return to the throne.
The four years of Taiping Xingguo are nine years from Kaibao, and it is not yet four years, and Zhao Kuangyin's influence has not been completely removed in the court. Even if half of them are Zhao Guangyi's courtiers, but the fact that Zhao Guangyi is dead is established, no one will object to Zhao Kuangyin's return.
"Wang Jien." After Zhao Kuangyin punched Zhao Guangyi a few times, he looked at Wang Jien, "Eat the dog slave inside and out, do you really think I will let you go?" Or do you think your new master can keep you? ”
"Your Majesty spares your life! Your Majesty spares your life! Wang Jien kowtowed again and again, begging Zhao Kuangyin to let him go.
Zhao Kuangyin sneered, didn't say anything more, but started the electric cannon flying fist at Wang Jien, and his big mouth was infinitely connected.
After fighting for a while, Wang Jien couldn't even make a sound begging for mercy, and there were blood bubbles spitting on his mouth, and he couldn't live.
Those present did not have sympathy for him, and the slaves who betrayed their masters, even if they were justified, would be killed in their eyes.
It's like a dog that you have at home, and suddenly a black blind man comes in and bites your son to death.
Don't use the mental state of ordinary people to empathize with the emperor, you can't share it, you are just a parallel line, there is no possibility of intersection.
Of course, Li Qing didn't bother to care, even if a Wu Meiniang had to be scolded for licking a dog for so long, let alone a group of people who had nothing to do with him.
"He's really cheap." Lao Zhu smacked his lips on the side and said: "To deal with this kind of slave who betrays his master, you have to peel off his skin and hang it on the palace city to set an example." ”
"Indeed." Li Shimin pursed his lips, thinking that it was good that there was no such eunuch under him, otherwise he would have to learn Lao Zhu's thunderbolt methods.
Well...... It seems that those eunuchs at the end of the Tang Dynasty can deal with it like this.
It's time to practice the Great Memory Recovery Technique with Lao Zhu's Jinyiwei.
In other words, Brother Xian's advice is really reliable, how to govern eunuchs, you really have to learn from the people of his old Zhu family.
Zhao Kuangyin, who hammered Wang Jien to death with his fists on the side, turned his head and looked at Zhao Guangyi with bloodthirsty eyes.
The eyes of a polar bear that had been hungry all winter made Zhao Guangyi fall into an ice cave.
He felt like a wild boar being targeted by a bear, and he didn't dare to move.
"Northern Expedition, Northern Expedition." Zhao Kuangyin sneered: "The country name of Song really hasn't lost anything. The same Song Dynasty, the same second-generation emperor fell into the sand on the Northern Expedition. ”
"But you kid and Liu Yilong, are you worthy?" Zhao Kuangyin spat a mouthful: "I don't have that kind of eloquence and strategy, I don't dare to compare myself to a slave." ”
Jinu, that is, the nickname of Liu Yu, Emperor Wu of the Song Dynasty. As the so-called "humane slaves once lived", it is this good man.
"Tell me about you, what is it?" Zhao Kuangyin stretched out his hand and patted Zhao Guangyi's bruised face: "Everyone Cao Cao knows that he has to wait for Shu and slow down the expedition; What about you? After beating Taiyuan, it swelled so much that I didn't know what my surname was? ”
"Okay now? Isn't it awesome? Zhao Kuangyin looked at him condescendingly: "I was shot by Brother Yelu Xiu with two arrows and escaped back in a donkey cart?" You're the one. ”
"What's the matter, I heard that your donkey cart travels 200 miles a day? It just so happens that I want to see what you're capable of today. ”
Zhao Kuangyin said and said to Zhu Fan: "Virtuous nephew? ”
"Yes." Zhu Fan didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and immediately came out to respond.
"Go, bring the donkey cart I said before, and put it on my brother!" Zhao Kuangyin smiled coldly.
Zhao Guangyi shuddered, and a bad premonition appeared in his heart.
Uh- wouldn't it?
Probably not, right? I'm also the emperor anyway, so why don't you have to give me a decent look?
But he was wrong, Zhao Kuangyin, who was born in a martial artist, really didn't care much about decency, he cared more about happiness and revenge.
Soon, Zhu Fan led someone to carry a donkey cart and set it up in front of Zhao Guangyi.
"Brother Huang, this ......" Zhao Guangyi also wanted to try to influence Zhao Kuangyin with love.
But Zhao Kuangyin obviously didn't eat this, he smiled: "Come on, wait for our 'Sorghum River Car God' to get into the car!" ”
Everyone immediately obeyed the order, pulled the donkey cart behind Zhao Guangyi, put him in the donkey's position, and tied a few dead knots to prevent him from escaping.
"Brother Huang, this ......" Zhao Guangyi was still trying to influence Zhao Kuangyin.
Zhao Kuangyin laughed and reached out to take the donkey whip in Zhu Zhang's hand.
He sat in the car and smacked at Zhao Guangyi's ass.
"Drive! Run for me! ”
Zhao Guangyi was in pain, so he spread his legs and ran.
Zhao Kuangyin looked at Zhao Guangyi in front of him with great satisfaction, and he only felt that he had a bad breath.
"Dezhao, what are you doing?" Zhao Kuangyin, who was satisfied, beckoned to Zhao Dezhao, stretched out his hand and pulled the reins in his hand: "Huh...... Wait, there's still someone who hasn't gotten in the car! ”
Zhao Dezhao came at the order and sat down in the car with a big sting, and the father and son looked so comfortable.
"Drive!" Zhao Kuangyin saw his son sitting firmly, smiled heartily, and whipped Zhao Guangyi's back.
Zhao Guangyi was full of humiliation, but he dared to be angry but did not dare to speak.
He could only drive the car, according to the direction ordered by Zhao Kuangyin, all the way to the palace gate.
"Hey, this old Zhao, there's really a way." Zhu Yuanzhang put his hand on the pergola and said with a smile: "Why didn't we think of such a good way?" Oops, hey, that dog thing in Zhu Qizhen, it's a pity to kill it, I knew that he should be used as a livestock! ”
"It's okay, Zhu Qizhen, who was captured by Tumubao, is teaching him to sing "Standing on the Prairie and Looking at Beiping", and will let you accept it when the New Year comes. Li Qing said with a smile on the side.
Lao Zhu blew his beard and scolded: "He's a ball, who wants him to sing?" Dirty our ears! ”
Originally, he forgot about Wara, but this song "Standing on the Prairie and Looking at Beiping" immediately hooked up his sad things.
Damn, I have to go back and beat Zhu Qizhen to get angry, why is there such an uncompetitive offspring?
If it weren't for Lao Zhu Di's absence, he would have to give him two feet for anything.
Thinking of this, he flew up and kicked Zhu Xiaosi's ass.
Zhu Xiaosi glanced at his father aggrievedly, not daring to be angry or speak.
Zhu Fan immediately responded on the side: "What Dad said, what Dad said is, as long as Dad gives an order, how to concoct this Zhu Qi Town!" ”
As the great commander of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Fan has always taken it as his responsibility to protect his father and eldest brother.
However, compared to the father who is afraid of more than love, for Zhu Biao, Zhu Fan can be said to be more respectful than afraid.
Needless to say, he is a mix, but to let him know who dares to have two hearts for his eldest brother, he must be the first to copy the guy.
Zhu Fan has a short temper, but he still takes his family to heart.
"You say you, but there's actually a bit of a problem." Li Qing looked at Zhu Fan and said with a smile: "You said that your concubine Wang is not very good, why don't you treat people to others?" ”
Zhu Fan sighed and said, "Uncle, you don't know, I'm ......."
Halfway through speaking, he looked at Lao Zhu with a sinister eyebrow.
"Don't worry, you can tell me directly, my uncle will call the shots for you." Li Qing looked at Zhu Fan and said.
He reached out and pressed on the shoulder of Zhu Yuanzhang, who was already rolling up his sleeves, signaling him not to be rough with the child.
"That is, look at my brothers, my eldest brother married the daughter of King Kaiping, my third brother married the daughter of Yongping Marquis Xie Cheng, and my fourth brother is about to marry the daughter of Xu Da, the Duke of Wei, and I can't get up or down, so I married the sister of Wang Baobao......"
Zhu Zhang's words are as aggrieved as he wants, he is also a son-in-law, others can marry a wife with a good background, but his grandmother doesn't love his uncle or uncle, so he can only marry a Mongolian girl.
"You can't look at this matter like that, generally speaking, your father still has high hopes for you, but if you are reasonable with the facts, your father just doesn't care about your feelings." Li Qing said with a smile: "If you really hate others, don't delay her, but it's not good to divorce your wife these days, and it's not easy for other women to find someone else." ”
He reached out and took out a pill from his pocket, and said to Zhu Fan with a smile: "Well, give this to your concubine to eat, and ensure that she becomes beautiful and beautiful, so that you can't forget it when you see it...... Of course, this elixir only works on her, and it won't work if you give it to others. ”
He had already seen Zhu Zhang's smile halfway through, and immediately stopped his thoughts.
"Thank you, uncle, thank you, uncle!" Zhu Fan smiled hesitantly and put the pill back in his pocket.
Li Qing stretched out his hand and patted Zhu Zhang's shoulder, and when he looked up, he happened to see Zhu Yuanzhang and Li Shimin's longing eyes.
"Virtuous Brother ......"
The two spoke in unison.
"What are you doing?" Li Qing asked fearfully.
"It's that elixir, you see......"
Hearing this, Li Qing smiled.
"Okay, then I'll go back and talk to the two sisters-in-law, you two dislike the two sisters-in-law are not beautiful enough......"
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