Li Qing's "whistleblowing Dafa" really made Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang unable to deal with it.

The two of them are very entangled now, they want it, and they don't dare to ask for it.

"Just kidding." Li Qing smiled, took out a bunch and gave it to the two of them: "Give it to whoever you want, you don't have to eat it yourself." ”

"Why?" Li Shimin is gone, wouldn't it be great to be more handsome?

Li Qing: ......

"For women." Li Qing sighed and explained: "You are not afraid that after eating, you will change from Brother Li to Sister Li, you will eat-it just so happens that I still want to see what the female version of Li Shimin looks like, is it the kind of royal sister with the temperament of an empress......"

Li Shimin's hands were about to be stuffed in his mouth, and when he heard Li Qing's words, he retracted like an electric shock.

Just kidding, he didn't want to change gender. Then what will you say about the eldest grandson queen at that time? Sisters?

Not long after, Zhao Kuangyin also walked around and came back.

I met a lot of people along the way, including Cao Bin and others, and Wenchen headed by Zhao Pu, all of whom looked at Zhao Guangyi who pulled the donkey cart in shock.

After seeing Zhao Kuangyin sitting upright on the donkey cart, Wenchen's mind was complicated, and the military generals celebrated with their hands.

Wen Chen's mind is complicated, and he doesn't have an opinion on Zhao Kuangyin himself, but he is just wondering whether he should ask Zhao Guangyi for an invitation. But considering Zhao Guangyi's attitude towards the widowed sister-in-law, everyone felt that it was unnecessary.

The military general's forehead is celebrated, because Zhao Kuangyin will give you a glass of wine at most to release the military power, Zhao Guangyi, this BYD, really gave you a micro to let you die......

Fight and fight, let some spearman move seven steps to the left, right?

At the same time, the generals still have a little regret.

Why didn't you run Zhao Guangyi to death?

The clever Wenchen was already beginning to wonder whether to offer a hamster ball to Zhao Kuangyin and let Zhao Guangyi run inside......

The next day, Zhao Kuangyin officially announced that he would depose Emperor Zhao Guangyi and re-establish Zhao Dezhao as emperor, and officially prepare for the Northern Expedition half a year later.

Zhao Kuangyin's requirements are very simple, first, you don't need to send troops, and second, you don't need to prepare for war, just prepare the money. recovered Yanyun, a total of 20 million.

The courtiers looked at each other - and this kind of operation?

If you can take down Yanyun just by spending money...... That's a good deal.

Wenchen thought so, and the generals were a bit like mourning.

But Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand and decided to let the generals go to Zhenguan to receive a new type of education.

After helping Zhao Dezhao rectify the imperial court, everyone decided to return to Kaibao for nine years.

Now that I have finished meeting Zhao Kuangyin, the next ...... I should have gone to find Liu Bang.

I'm going to go together.

But before leaving, Li Qing decided to tell Zhao Kuangyin another joke.

Zhao Kuangyin sighed and said, "Immortal Master, save me some face......

"Don't worry, it's not just you." Li Qing comforted, and then began to tell jokes.

Confucius wanted to give a joint speech with the Ming Dynasty in the Great Song Dynasty, and the civil officials said to him: "Although you are the most holy teacher, I dare not decide such a major issue alone. ”

"I just want to say one word!" Confucius said.

In the end, the civil servants were allowed to say only one word, and he was held accountable. Confucius said loudly:

"All the people of China, please forgive me!"

"This should not be something that the Master can do." Li Shimin stroked his beard and said with a smile: "I think the master is more likely to carry a pair of fists and press those literati doctors who misinterpret his meaning to enslave the people to the ground and blow them with a hammer - his old man is capable of carrying the city gate." ”

"It makes sense, I'll bring Confucius back after a while." Li Qing said with a smile: "I also want to watch Confucius punch the literati doctor, do you want to?" ”

"Of course." Lao Zhu nodded viciously, he had long seen those civil officials unpleasant.

If you want to say who looks down on those scholars the most, it must be Zhu Yuanzhang.

Li Qing laughed and said to them: "You go back quickly, one person will bring 10,000 horses, and let's go together to give Liu San a meeting gift." ”

"Why do you want to bring soldiers and horses?" Lao Zhu asked suspiciously.

He had a good impression of Liu Bang, and if it wasn't a last resort, he didn't want to use a knife on Liu Bang.

I have to use a knife against that old boy of Yingzheng.

Li Shimin also thinks this way, how can Bangzi be a good person, how can he ......

It's broken, it won't be the days when the whip kicked Liu Ying and Liu Le under the car, right?

"We have to go to the famous scenic spots to check in," Li Qing scratched his chin: "The destination of this trip is Baishan Mountain......"

"Oh, I see, it's the Siege of Baiden." Li Shimin understood and immediately said that he must go to help.

"Of course, don't bring the soldiers of the Song Dynasty first......" Li Qing turned back to Zhao Kuangyin and said.

Zhao Kuangyin was anxious: "Immortal Master, you look down on our old Zhao......

"It's not that I look down on you, but Tang Ming's army is more cost-effective - look at the heavy armor of others, do you have it?" Li Qing asked, pointing to an iron can on the side.

Zhao Kuangyin opened his mouth and found that he really didn't.

"Lao Li sells this thing, you can talk to him." Li Qing pointed at Lao Li and said.

Lao Li waved his hand and said with a smile: "Me? My inventory has been thrown to Lao Zhu, if you want to buy it, just look for Lao Zhu......"

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at Li Shimin in wonder, but waited for such a sentence.

"Let Lao Zhu sell it to you at the cost price, thirty yuan a set, that is, thirty taels of silver."

Lao Zhu immediately understood, ah, this Lao Li gave himself ten yuan to take a beat.

"Yes, yes, thirty taels of silver, how much do you want Lao Zhao?"

The two major profiteers are seeing that Zhao Song is rich, and they join forces to cheat fools.

"So cheap?" Zhao Kuangyin stepped forward in surprise, stretched out his hand and knocked on the armor of the iron can, and sighed with his teeth: "This is really good and cheap, then I want 100,000 sets!" ”

Li Shimin, Zhu Yuanzhang: ......

Good guys, one doesn't know how rich the other party is, and the other doesn't know how poor the other party is, right?

Ah Minos! Buy melon seeds for Zhao Fool!

Zhu Yuanzhang is now regretting it with his teeth - I would have known that I would have asked for more money!

It was agreed that they would trade after returning from the Han Dynasty, and Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang gathered their troops and horses and prepared to go to the Han Dynasty.

In fact, if you have to compare, the siege of Baideng is much more humiliating than the battle of the Gaoliang River. You said that you Mao Dunshan destroyed himself in the First World War, destroyed Donghu in the Second World War, and was a fierce man of the Moon Clan in the Third World War. Finally, the emperor of the Han Dynasty used a strategy to make the emperor of the Han Dynasty advance lightly, and led the light cavalry to be besieged in Baishan Mountain, but the 400,000 army was surrounded for seven days, and the opponent could not be defeated, not to mention that the Yan, Zhao, Dai and other places that had been grabbed before spit out again.

Do you say that it is not a shame to be alone? That's really embarrassing, stop playing, go home, hello to the world runner-up.

I have to say that the literati's Spring and Autumn penmanship is really a bull criticism, and Taishi Gong is really worthy of the surname Sima, which is as impressive as Sima Guang's Spring and Autumn penmanship. Obviously, Liu Bang had a big advantage and made waves, and the rash attack of the enemy became the center of the danger to bloom, but Liu Bang was written as if he had no eggs like himself.

What does it mean to write like a knife......

As for Chen Ping's bribery of Shan Yu's family, it is a matter of opinion from the benevolent and wise from the wise. Mao Dunshan is a Sigma man who can play with his beloved woman and practice arrows, you say that he can let go of the "low-finger" Bangzi because of a woman's words?

But as long as he has the strength to completely annihilate Liu Bang's light cavalry, he will not accept it after seven days of surrounding.

This theory is actually really nonsense, and it is more inclined to the two sides to take each other to the next level. Mao Dun couldn't bite Bangzi alone, and the reinforcements behind Bangzi would arrive immediately, so he took the donkey when he saw it.

……

In the seventh year of Emperor Gao of the Han Dynasty, Bai Mountaineered.

Liu Bang wrapped in an overcoat and sat by the fire to keep warm.

"It's cold, it's cold to death!" Liu Bang sneezed at the sky, tightened the clothes on his body, and glanced back at Chen Ping beside him.

Chen Ping didn't pay attention to Liu Bang's eyes at all, he was holding a bowl of hot porridge, snoring and shaking his head to eat happily.

"Eat more, eat more, it's so cold, how can you fight the cold if you don't eat?" Liu Bang sniffled and leaned his neck against the bear skin beside him.

On such a cold day, only a bearskin can give him a little warmth.

"Reinforcements are coming."

Chen Ping muttered thoughtlessly, this is already the fifth day, counting the days, in two more days, the follow-up troops will arrive one after another.

"It's here when it's there, what's the use?" Liu Bang sneered: "Mao Dun Xiaoerte has no ability, the 400,000 army trapped more than 10,000 people of Naigong on the mountain, and he can't take it down for five days. ”

He was not in a hurry at all, he was a little flustered at first, but as soon as he hit him, he knew what these Huns were.

In the final analysis, it was only by relying on the large number of people that he could be besieged on Baishan Mountain. If he really fought hard in front of the gong, the Huns would definitely not be the opponent of his Han army.

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty is right." Chen Ping dealt with it incorrectly, and brought Liu Bang a bowl of hot porridge and handed it over.

As soon as Liu Bang took the porridge, he saw a flash of brilliance in front of him, and four people appeared.

Chen Ping immediately drew his sword and stood up: "Who are you?" ”

"Put down your sword." Liu Bang waved his hand, "Don't worry, everyone can suddenly appear here, and it's easy to kill me." ”

"Look, I'll just say that Bangzi is a sensible person." Li Qing walked over with a smile and stretched out his hand to Liu Bang.

Liu Bang has been in the market all the year round, and he can be true at a glance.

He also reached out to hold Li Qing's hand, and just wanted to get up, but he didn't think that Li Qing just shook it.

"Meet for the first time and introduce yourself." Li Qing said with a smile: "I am Li Qing, and the one behind me is the Tang Emperor Li Shimin, the Great Song Emperor Zhao Kuangyin, and the Ming Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang. ”

"Emperor?" Liu Bang jumped out at once: "Isn't it a ...... in this world Aren't I just an emperor? Where did they come from? ”

"That's a long story." Li Qing still had a smiling look: "Tang Emperor Li Shimin is from 800 years later, Song Emperor is from 1,100 years later, and Ming Emperor is from 1,500 years later. ”

"In other words, you are all future emperors?" Liu Bang accepted this statement at once, without the slightest doubt.

"Yes, it's still thanks to the blessing of the immortal master." Zhao Kuangyin immediately began to boast, "This time, the immortal master said that you were besieged in Baishan Mountain, and specially asked us to bring 10,000 soldiers and horses to help!" ”

"Good! Good! Good! Liu Bang said three good things in a row, "That's ...... I've thanked the Immortal Master and all the brothers! ”

He wanted to say Naigong, but he held back.

This is okay with the old buddies, but this group of emperors of similar status to him ...... Forget it.

Liu Bang's emotional intelligence is still very high.

He also accepted the statement of the immortal master, after all, for so many years, he had not seen the immortal family method that could make people appear out of thin air, and today it was an eye-opener.

"The top priority is to let the soldiers have a hot meal." Li Qing looked at the soldiers around him who shrunk their necks, and reached out to get a bunch of heating equipment, as well as an old friend, instant noodles.

Warm and windproof tents, cotton clothes, cotton shoes, gloves, scarves, these advanced heating equipment across the era brought the soldiers from winter back to summer at once.

"That's life!" Liu Bang held a bowl of instant noodles and sighed again and again.

It's too fragrant, the food in the early Han Dynasty is not even as good as the Tang Dynasty, in addition to boiling or roasting, Zhou Tianzi ate not as much as the small landlords of the Tang Dynasty......

Under the dimensionality reduction blow of instant noodles, Liu Bang was conquered by this delicacy at once.

"I really hope that I can eat this kind of good food every day in the future." Liu Bang said with emotion to Li Qing and the others.

Several people looked at each other and smiled, thinking that Li Shimin thought the same way at the beginning......

Recently, Li Qing has a lot of money, more than 10,000 soldiers, each of whom can get a ham sausage and two poached eggs. Ham sausage is simply a supreme delicacy for these big-headed soldiers who have not eaten a few meals of meat.

"Thank you, Immortal Master!" This is what they all think together.

After the system is upgraded, ordinary people can also get a part of the emotional value, and now with everyone's contribution, they have even taken back the emotional value of instant noodles, eggs and ham sausages.

"Take a day's rest today, and launch a frontal assault on Shan Yu's main formation tomorrow." Li Shimin decided with a smile: "I heard that Mao Dun Shan Yu is also a generation of heroes, I must fight him head-on!" ”

Good guy, is there any difference between the front and the side as far as your equipment is concerned?

This is not a man as a five-hundred-year-old, this is a five-hundred-hundred-

"Go and go, and serve another bowl to Naigong." Liu Bang kicked Chen Ping, who was squatting beside him and squirting noodles, who reluctantly moved his buttocks, snorted the noodles, and was about to leave with the bowl.

"Hey, don't go." Li Qing saw that Liu Bang had almost eaten, so he smiled and said, "Let's not just eat instant noodles, but also eat something else......"

As he spoke, he put out a copper pot in front of everyone and beckoned Li Shimin and a few of them to take a seat.

"Come on, let's eat hot pot." Li Qing said, putting the dishes on the table.

Looking at the dazzling array of sumptuous dishes, Liu Bang touched his almost full stomach and looked at Li Qing with a resentful expression.

*Regret from Liu Bang +5000

Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang glanced at each other and smiled.

Brother Xian definitely did it on purpose!

(End of chapter)