Chapter 200 Zhao Kuangyin: The imperial brother is too conscientious to do business!
On a cold day, it is absolutely a pleasure to have such a hot pot.
This time, Li Qing did not choose the authentic Laobaijing hot pot, but chose the orthodox Cantonese side stove.
"I'm going to pick my throat and eyes first." Liu Bang turned his head and walked outside, leaving a group of people messy in the wind.
Good guy, Bangzi, are you fighting so hard? I even picked my throat and eyes in order to eat.
Or the emperor! Don't lose face!
Kuniko obviously didn't have any idol baggage, and after a walk outside, he returned to the tent with the cold wind.
"Chatter, dip in this sand tea sauce, comfortable." Li Qing beckoned Liu Bang to hurry up and take a seat: "Bangzi, I'm waiting for you." ”
"Ouch, here comes the Immortal Master." Liu Bang immediately came over and sat down with a small horse, and he was not humble, he reached out and picked up a handful of chopsticks to eat the beef.
"Hey, what's this round one?" Liu Bang copied it like this and picked up a huge beef ball.
Li Qing glanced at it and said with a smile: "Beef balls, can you taste them?" ”
Liu Bang dipped it in the sand tea sauce, it was not too hot, and he stuffed it directly into his mouth.
"Yes, yes, ouch, it's really chewy, will you all eat so well in hundreds of years?"
Liu Bang asked Li Shimin while reaching out to the pot to get food.
Li Shimin laughed: "How can it be, this is all thanks to the good brother." ”
Not to be outdone, he scooped up a chopsticks of beef, "If you want to talk about Datang, the food is actually not very good, since the virtuous brother arrived in Datang, my living standard has been improving day by day, you can see that the meat on this thigh has grown." ”
As he spoke, Li Shimin also patted his thigh.
"Hahaha, this stalk of the resurrection of the flesh is still the weight of Lao Liu...... What about Sun Tzu's exact words. Zhu Yuanzhang answered with a smile.
"I'm heavy...... Grandson? Liu Bang said a lot of heavy words in one breath, and asked curiously: "What, is he famous?" ”
While talking, I didn't forget to stretch out my chopsticks to catch meat and eat it.
This hot pot is so delicious, Liu Bang still sighed in his heart when he ate it, he lived in vain in the first half of his life, and it was in vain to be able to eat such delicious things.
"Of course it's famous, Taoyuan Sanjie is righteous." Li Qing scooped up the meat and began to tell them about "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
Li Shimin, Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang all felt very novel, the version they had been watching was Chen Shouxiu's "Three Kingdoms", where had they heard of this version? For a while, I was fascinated by it.
As an ancestor, Liu Bang must not be very happy - after all, Emperor Han Ling is really too much of a human being, Liu Bang's face is not red when he eats hot pot, his face is flushed when he listens to the story, and he can't wait to pick up the hot pot and give Emperor Han Ling a violent button.
Li Qing is a stupid person, and he happens to be lazy, so he began to have a dry mouth after talking for a while, so he simply played a high-definition remake of CCTV's "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" for them.
When he saw Dong Zhuo standing upright, Liu Bang slapped his thigh and said with a smack: "Damn, don't let this Dong Zhuo hit me in my hands, otherwise Naigong will let him know that it is amazing!" ”
The decline of the Han family has reached that point, and Liu Bang feels that he doesn't know how many generations of grandsons are about to become Zhou Tianzi.
Thinking back to the beginning, when he Liu Bang entered the Guanzhong, the people all welcomed him wholeheartedly, and the realm of vitality and competition of all things was still in front of him. Could it be that only 400 years later, it has changed to that kind of field?
When Cao Cao sighed, "The princess of the Manchu Dynasty cried until he cried until the night, can he cry to death Dong Zhuo", and borrowed a Qibao knife from Wang Yun, and when he wanted to assassinate Dong Zhuo, Liu Bang couldn't help but pat his thigh and praised: "This Cao Cao is really my loyal minister of the Han Dynasty!" ”
The three emperors looked at each other and smiled, but did not say anything.
In some ways, Cao Cao at this time was indeed a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty.
"Han Mo, I want to go too." Li Shimin looked at Cao Cao in the picture, "I don't want to see anyone, I just want to see Zhuge Wuhou." ”
"If you want to, let's think too." Zhu Yuanzhang sniffed, "If you want to give us a Zhuge Wuhou, we have to ......"
"Punish him for the Nine Clans?" Zhao Kuangyin answered.
Recently, he has always been with Lao Zhu, and Zhao Kuangyin can be regarded as knowing Lao Zhu's hobby - the Nine Clans Entertainment.
Lao Zhu smiled, stretched out his hand and slapped Zhao Kuangyin's shoulder: "How can we be that kind of person?" A loyal and capable courtier like Zhuge Wuhou, it's too late for us to offer it! ”
The CCTV version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is obviously an excellent meal, and several people have been watching this TV series and have been watching Sanying vs. Lu Bu.
"This Lu Bu is brave." Li Shimin said with emotion, "That's it...... Is this really how these Three Kingdoms period fought? The first to fight? ”
"Harm, don't worry about these details." Li Qing said with a smile: "The first person in martial arts since Xiang Yu is none other than Lu Bu. ”
This is true, after all, Lu Bu's courage is also reflected in "Three Kingdoms". He is good at riding and shooting, and he is known as the existence of "flying generals". Even Chen Shou commented that he said, "Lu Bu has the courage of a tiger."
Well, the next sentence is to say that he has no brains.
After all, Lu Bu's brain is full of muscles, not brains.
And when it comes to Xiang Yu, Liu Bang's face is obviously not so good.
"What's wrong, Bangko?" Li Qing asked kindly.
"It's okay, I miss Xiang Yu." Liu Bang took a bite of beef and said casually: "Since Xiang Yu's death, I have never been embarrassed. ”
"Then you're not embarrassed to be surrounded like an iron bucket today?" Li Qing glanced at Liu Bang.
Liu Bang smiled: "Those who take on the children, the puppeteers, why be afraid?" ”
Speaking of this, Liu Bang lowered his head and said to Li Qing: "Does the immortal master have a good plan to save Ji?" ”
Liu Bang's attitude was very respectful, highlighting a person who could bend and stretch, and even used his former self-title as the emperor - Ji.
It means that I really can't help it.
"Don't worry, didn't you say it, I'll bump into Mao Dun tomorrow morning, why are you in a hurry and want to leave now?" Li Qing asked with a smile.
Liu Bang shook his head and said, "It's not in a hurry to go, the immortal master said tomorrow morning, then tomorrow morning." ”
Li Qing and Liu Bang were chatting here, and Zhao Kuangyin and the three of them also started to do business.
Li Shimin was promoting Datang's ironclad ship, and Zhu Yuanzhang was praising him on the side - Lao Li promised to give Lao Zhu a commission of 20% of the profit after the success, so Lao Zhu shouted so desperately.
"The ironclad you are talking about, is it really that good?" Zhao Kuangyin was obviously very moved.
Is he short of money? He was not short of money at all.
"If you don't believe me, you can ask Brother Xian." Li Shimin said, shouting at the other end: "Virtuous brother, virtuous brother? Hurry up and show Lao Zhao the ironclad ship......"
Li Qing didn't speak, snapped his fingers, and the picture changed to Datang's ironclad ship.
In the picture, the ship guns roared, and the ground shook, not only breaking through the walls of Constantinople, but also breaking Zhao Kuangyin's heart.
What kind of ship is this? So majestic? I love him to death!
"This ship...... Pretty expensive, right? Liu Bang looked at the invincible ironclad ship in fascination, and it was impossible to say that he was not moved.
But the Han is in ruins, and he really doesn't have the money to buy such an ironclad ship.
"It's not expensive, it's not expensive." Li Shimin glanced at Zhu Yuanzhang: "Lao Zhu bought two ironclad ships from me before, and it didn't cost much, right, Lao Zhu?" ”
"Yes!" Lao Zhu nodded with a holy face.
"That'...... How much does a car cost? Zhao Kuangyin was obviously very moved.
Lao Zhu sighed for a long time, looked at Li Shimin, and after the other party nodded and confirmed, he stretched out his hand and compared five.
"Fifty million? Well...... The price is reasonable. Zhao Kuangyin nodded, "Such a majestic ironclad ship is also worth the price." ”
Zhu Yuanzhang glanced at Li Shimin and was stunned.
Good guy, they all say that you are rich and rich, it seems that you are really rich......
Zhao Kuangyin is also very helpless, I have destroyed so many countries, and the goods confiscated in the treasury alone are hundreds of millions, and I can't waste them at all......
"I'll go to the toilet......" Zhu Yuanzhang took a deep breath, turned around and walked out of the tent.
"Brother Zhao, Brother Zhao, it's wrong, it's wrong." Li Shimin hurriedly held down Zhao Kuangyin, "Actually, this ship, five million ships, if Brother Zhao wants, let's add five or three ships, ten million, how about it?" ”
"Brother Huang is so conscientious in doing business!" Zhao Kuangyin's eyes moistened, Lao Li is really my half-brother!
There are still people who do this kind of business in these years, and the discount is even ...... Fold on fold?
"This ship...... Less than four million? Liu Bang was also stunned, he wanted to buy it, but he was a little hesitant - unlike the Great Song Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty, Liu Bang's main contradiction now is concentrated on the land, there are Xiongnu in the north, and there are princes and kings who are ready to move, and it is useless for him to want an ironclad ship now, and he can't sail on dry land.
"You're not in a hurry, you don't have any money in your pocket." Li Qing comforted Liu Bang and said: "You might as well change the angle, such as buying some armor from the Tang Dynasty or something, dealing with it for the time being, and then building an ironclad ship when you have money." ”
Liu Bang also saw that even if the ship was bought, it would be thrown at the dock to eat ashes, and the millions of taels of silver might as well be exchanged for the same armament.
"Okay, then listen to the immortal master." Liu Bang is as good as a stream, and the immortal master will never harm him.
Besides, even if you cheat him, don't you have to pinch your nose and admit it?
"When you meet the armies of Datang and Daming tomorrow, you will know what they are using." Li Qing said with a smile: "Anyway, I can only say that it is worth the money." ”
"We'll see what happens that season." Liu Bangle replied.
This temporary transaction, Zhao Kuangyin is very happy anyway. A total of 13 million kan was spent, 3 million for plate armor and 10 million for three ironclad ships, which in his opinion was really earned.
Everyone likes the happy deal, Li Shimin also mentioned to Zhao Kuangyin that it is better to buy than to build, as the so-called teaching people to fish is better than teaching people to fish, you have to find a way to set up the stall.
Of course, Zhao Kuangyin agreed, but he still needed the help of Big Brother Datang to support the industry.
When they went to bed at night, the soldiers of the Han army, who had been trapped in Baishan Mountain for several days, also experienced the warmth they had not seen for a long time.
The cold wind gusted a few days ago, blowing people cold to the heart. Not to mention sleeping in that tent, even if you burn a brazier in it, it is difficult to sleep, and it feels bitterly cold.
And today, since I changed the tent, not only can the wind not come in, but the tent is also warm. Coupled with the thing called the "sleeping bag", the Han soldiers only felt that after so many years, they finally lived a human life.
The most important thing is that I ate two full meals today, and I have food in my stomach, which is the root of fighting the cold.
Unlike the usual rush to get out of bed, the next morning, everyone was even a little reluctant to get the warm sleeping bag.
"It's so comfortable." Chen Ping stretched his waist and walked out of the room, looking up to see Liu Bang brushing his teeth on the side, spitting white foam in his mouth.
He chuckled in his heart, quickly stepped forward, hugged Liu Bang and shouted loudly: "Come on, Your Majesty has gone crazy......
As he spoke, he put the rag in his hand in Liu Bang's mouth to prevent him from biting his tongue.
Liu Bang struggled with a whimper, and did not break free from Chen Ping's bear hug for a long time.
"Okay Chen Ping, let him down." Li Qing walked over from the side with a toothbrush in his mouth: "This is just a very normal brushing of teeth, and the foam in the mouth is brought out by toothpaste - don't believe you try?" ”
"Really?" Chen Ping was skeptical, but in line with the principle that there would be no mistake in what the immortal master said, he let go of Liu Bang.
The first thing Liu Bang did when he was free was to turn around and pat Chen Ping.
"You're fucking almost strangled to death by you!" He scolded viciously, and when he turned around, he vomited: "Naigong will brush his teeth and vomit...... This rag ...... ...... vomit"
Chen Ping knew that he was Meng Lang, so he didn't argue, but smeared oil on the soles of his feet, and ran away with the toothpaste and toothbrush set given by Li Qing.
Liu Bang stretched out his finger and pointed at Chen Ping's back, and smiled helplessly.
He actually has a good temper, and besides, Chen Ping is also out of kindness, so he has no reason to blame him.
It's the stinky rag...... It feels like it hasn't been washed in months...... Whew......
What Chen Ping didn't say was that it was a rag for him to wipe his feet......
As for Naigong's self-proclaimed ...... That's Liu Bang's mouth fetish, just like the captain of a certain transportation brigade, one bite at a time. Or a certain beard, one bite at a time.
Naigong means "your father and me", in fact, some boys often use it in daily life, and they recognize each other as each other's father.
Not only Liu Bang, but Liu Chang, the king of Huainan, also likes to use this self-title. In the original text of "Historical Records: The Biography of Huainan Hengshan", the original words of Liu Chang, the king of Huainan Li, are said to be the waiter: "Who is the brave man?" Can I be brave? ”。
It can be said that it is Liu Bang's own son.
Speaking of Hengshan, there is another interesting thing about the Hengshan Wang family. The crown prince of Hengshan touched the thigh of Queen Hengshan and said that he wanted to sleep with her.
Maybe Li Zhi, the father and son, got together well, and they learned from him......
It should be noted that the princes and kings of the Western Han Dynasty are not the same as the various kings of later generations, but they really have a feudal country, and the feudal country is like a small court, the wife is called the queen instead of the princess, and the prince is called the crown prince instead of the prince. is like the unlucky Liu Xian, who was stoned to death by the great Han chess saint Liu Qi, who was the prince of Wu at that time.
This is also the reason why Liu Qi is determined to cut the domain, the power of the princes and kings is too great, so that there is a tendency to lose the tail.
At this time, Liu Bang was not only thinking about cleaning up the Huns, but also about cleaning up the kings with different surnames.
Breakfast is very casual, nothing more than steamed buns, tofu brains, soy milk and fried dough sticks, each person chooses according to their own preferences.
It is worth mentioning that Li Qing, as a northerner, did not provide sweet tofu brain at all.
Soy milk can only be sweet! Tofu brains can only be salty! This is Li Qing's bottom line! Don't give an inch!
The Han army, who has never enjoyed food, obviously doesn't care whether the tofu brain should be sweet or salty, this is a problem that only people who are full of food and support will pay attention to, before joining the army, they even have a basic problem of food and clothing is a little difficult to solve, who cares whether it is sweet or salty? Some just eat it.
The buns are all pure meat filling, and the beef stuffing big buns are enough. It is because the soldiers of the Han army all chose steamed buns, but few people chose fried dough sticks, and even those emperors and generals and captains in the army chose big steamed buns with beef filling.
Without him, eating beef is not a simple matter these days, and it is still such a high-quality beef...... Only a fool will choose fritters!
Liu Bang now looked at Li Qing, who was eating fritters slowly, with the eyes of a fool, and wondered while watching, thinking that Li Qing was really an immortal fart extraordinary, and he actually preferred more vegetarian fritters.
"This bun is really delicious." Zhu Yuanzhang shook his head and commented: "This is beef, right?" We eat and feel a little bit like that. ”
As he spoke, he lifted the bowl and poured a bowl of tofu brain.
"It seems that Lao Zhu has a lot of experience in eating beef," Li Shimin laughed on the side: "You don't know, our Cheng bites gold, the cattle in the family often have all kinds of strange ways to die, what kind of disease to death, fall to death, old death, hanging, the most outrageous thing is to say that a cow died because of her lover's fall to death, and she was also sad to die......
"Hahahaha......" Everyone burst into laughter, this trip to bite gold is really a living treasure.
"I really didn't expect that Lu Guogong would have such a side." Zhao Kuangyin said with tears from laughter.
Lao Zhu also smiled, he said happily: "We are not a eater, that is, when we were herding cattle, we were really hungry, and as soon as we and my friends combined, we killed a calf to eat meat...... Tsk tsk, that taste, I really can't forget it for the rest of my life, it was the best meat we've ever tasted. ”
"Lao Zhu still let go of the cow?" Zhao Kuangyin and Liu Bang were both interested, Liu Bang, who was the most inferior among them, was also a small landlord, and his family had a lot of money, otherwise he would not have given him the capital to be "kind and charitable".
"Of course let it go, we're not afraid of your jokes." When Lao Zhu said this, he put down the big bowl in his hand and said with a smile: "We have not only let go of cattle, but also farmed, been monks, had to eat, and been bandits." ”
"But so what? Aren't we still emperors? No matter who mentions our Zhu Yuanzhang's experience, it has to be erected. Zhu Yuanzhang gave a thumbs up.
"Brother Zhu, you are indeed this!" Liu Bang took the lead in extending his thumb.
He is already a ranger and likes to make friends with heroes. Like Zhu Yuanzhang, who came from a humble background but was able to climb to the supreme position step by step, he admired him the most.
(End of chapter)