Liu Bang is a person who is righteous and affectionate, but he is also small-minded. Among the vast number of emperors, it is the most bizarre one.

(Bangzi)

You say he's open-minded, and he's really open-minded. When he was too sick to do so, Empress Lu asked the doctor to see him, and Bangzi raised his hand and slapped the doctor, scolding "Naigong is dead if he dies, look at your M ball", and rewarded the doctor with a bunch of gold to get out of here.

Knowing that he couldn't be saved if he couldn't do it, he asked the doctor to run away quickly to prevent the family doctor from making trouble, and rewarded him with a bunch of money, such a patient is simply ...... Angel.

Of course, Empress Lu, who couldn't let the doctor lose her head, weighed for a moment and turned her anger to Mrs. Qi, who died every day, so that she lost everything except her head.

Speaking from the heart, as far as Mrs. Qi's daily yin and yang weird virtues, Empress Lu is actually very benevolent. Anyone who comes over with Wu Zetian and doesn't let her make her son into a meatloaf and swallow it raw, is considered to be surnamed Wu's soft-heartedness.

For Liu Bei, Liu Bang is also extremely appreciative.

In his opinion, he made Dahan live great, while Liu Bei let Dahan die decently.

In fact, for an open-minded person like Liu Bang, it is a victory for the Han to be able to exceed three generations - his target is Yingzheng, as long as he dies, it is a victory.

Win the fat man: You hanging skin, you will be tired of looking good when you are hungry!

After breakfast, start assigning tasks. In the plan formulated, the Tang army was responsible for long-range strikes, and after the saturation strike, the Ming heavy cavalry was responsible for charging into battle, followed by the Han army going up to harvest corn.

The Huns also wanted to have breakfast, seeing that the Han army was burying the pot to make rice, the smoke curled up from Baishan Mountain, and the Huns also began to eat.

What's for breakfast? Boiled lamb. I didn't see any salt and spices, so I boiled it in white water. I drank goat's milk, and I didn't want to see the morning sun at all.

Of course, not everyone can eat meat, and more people eat some wild vegetables, boiled with millet looted from the Han land, and then pour some dairy products.

Don't mention the taste, as long as you can fill your stomach, why do you care so much?

Maoton's small stove is still good, eating roasted mutton in the morning, leaning on the arms of the Yan family, it looks very comfortable.

On the third day, he already knew that this white mountain could not be stormed. Although the emperor of the Han Dynasty advanced lightly, he was carrying elites, and he was unable to break through Baishan Mountain in a hurry.

And the scouts came to report that the follow-up troops of the Han army were about to arrive at Baishan Mountain.

Mao Dunshan was actually quite anxious about himself, so he just withdrew...... I can't get over my face; If you continue to fight, you will definitely not be able to defeat the Han troops behind. Mao Dun is now especially looking forward to who can give himself a step to hurry down, otherwise he can only choose to lose face or fail.

The cozy time is always short-lived, and after eating two bites, there is a sudden explosion outside.

Then, like a chain reaction, the rumbling sound resounded one after another, like the rolling thunder on the summer grassland, as if the immortal heaven was angry.

"What's going on?"

Mao Dunshan Yu immediately left the Yan family, lifted the curtain and walked out.

He just didn't know what it was, otherwise he would have asked "where to shoot".

As soon as he went out, he heard a whistling sound in his ears, followed by a deafening sound, and he only felt his body light, and flew up like dead grass in the wind, and fell heavily to the ground.

It doesn't matter this time, my head feels buzzing, and the feeling of the world spinning is indescribable.

After a while, he finally came to his senses. When you look closely, the camp has turned into a sea of fire, the ground is full of severed limbs, and there are Huns who have lost their limbs and are seriously injured struggling and wailing on the ground.

For the first time in his life, Maudun felt fear, and before he had time to think carefully, another whistling sound came. He didn't think about anything, he just lay on the ground, trying to resist the power that was so overwhelming.

This plague lasted for a full quarter of an hour, and the wounded Huns were everywhere. Only Mao Dun was lucky, lying on the ground with all his beards and tails, and he was lying on the spot like a stupid roe deer together with the Yan clan, who had been completely frightened.

It's not that Mao Dunshan didn't want to get up and regroup the formation, but the impact point of this bullet was too random, and the commander who was standing in front of him just now was beaten into a sieve by shrapnel. With so many lessons in front of him, Mao Dunshan couldn't think about it before he stood up.

After this catastrophe, before the Huns could recover their senses, the earth shook again. Looking up, the torrent of bright armor gathered in the distance swept in their direction towards them in the sunrise of Baishan Mountain.

"It's cavalry!" I don't know who shouted heartbreakingly, and once again broke the will of the Huns to resist.

The current Huns, like frightened hornets, crawl all over the ground without any direction. All they think about is running for their lives, and in which direction to flee, only by intuition.

"Good thing...... Liu Bang, Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the 105 mm caliber howitzers lined up on Bai Mountain, their eyes full of like.

"Don't look at me, I only have these sixteen." Li Shimin took off his sunglasses tremblingly, and the power of this heavy cannon really frightened him.

This is the sixteen cannons that he created under Li Qing's suggestion and with all the strength of the whole country. For this reason, Li Qing also took nearly one million emotional points to hire various system engineers, which can be said to be very hemorrhage.

Of course, Lao Li knows the power of this artillery, and he has seen it in the movie. Even if these cannons are the technology of the First World War, compared with the Second World War, the gap is not very large.

Anyway, it's enough to scare these Huns, don't you see the wolf rushing below?

The Han army also pressed all at this time, following behind the Ming army to harvest corn, and the Tang army carried binoculars on Baishan Mountain to watch the excitement.

High-tech is like this, just put two guns and sit down to watch the excitement, and you don't need to go up and work hard like those farm people.

This is what the Tang army thinks, and there are even people who sit on the ground and eat hot tea and watch the friendly soldiers scatter.

Knowing that victory was within reach, Liu Bang was no longer worried, but squatted on the ground and promised Li Qing.

"Immortal Master, when I go back, I will worship you as the king side by side!" Liu Bang waved his hand and invented a title by himself, "The meaning of being side by side is the same as the status of the emperor, seeing you is like seeing me!" ”

"Haha, this title is new." Li Qing said with a smile, he had only heard of this title in various empty books, and it was the first time he had seen someone seal it.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's the same in my Great Song Dynasty," Zhao Kuangyin immediately hit the snake with the stick, "The immortal master will also be my Great Song Dynasty side by side in the future, and he will also be the prince!" The generalissimo of the world! ”

After saying this sentence "Generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses", Zhao Kuangyin regretted it a little, he lowered his head and touched it for a long time, took out half a cup of rice wine from the side, and said meaningfully: "That, immortal master, let's drink one?" ”

"Go, go, I know what you mean, forget about the generalissimo of the world," Li Qing waved his hand at Zhao Kuangyin with a smile: "Look at you stingy, as if I can take your throne like this." ”

Zhao Kuangyin also scratched his head embarrassedly and smiled.

Lao Zhu also said that in the future, Li Qing will be the side king of the Ming Dynasty, and only Li Shimin smiled and said nothing.

"Eh, how can you ......" Liu Bang looked at Li Shimin.

Why do we all worship the king side by side, but you kid is special?

Li Shimin stroked his beard and smiled: "Speaking of which, Li Qing is still my brother-in-law......

Liu Bang immediately stomped his feet with his teeth, beat his thighs and said, "Oops, oops, it's a pity that my sister is already married, otherwise it would be just right for the immortal master......"

He rolled his eyes, and said hesitantly: "That, immortal master, I have a daughter, Mingle, who looks like a flower and jade......"

"Stop!" Li Qing immediately stopped Liu Bang's words: "I treat you as a buddy, you want to be my father-in-law, right?" It's not going to work......"

What are you kidding, even if your daughter looks like a fairy, this won't work!

Anyway, we're all equals, what's the matter with you suddenly rising a generation?

Liu Bang smiled with a mouse: "Hey, then let's talk about each other, I call you brother, you call me dad......"

Li Qing sneered, pointed at Liu Bang and shouted at Lao Li: "Brothers, hit him!" ”

Lao Li and the three of them immediately stepped forward and beat Liu Bang.

Of course, it's not really fighting, it's just a joke.

"Hey, hey, hahaha......" The old hooligan Liu Bang was having fun while being beaten, "I'm just kidding, hey, don't fight, don't fight." ”

After a long time, Lao Zhu and the others let Liu Bang go.

Looking at the Han army that was still harvesting below, Liu Bang sniffed, sat aside and said to Li Qing: "Immortal Master, if you follow the trend of history, what will the emperor do after my death?" ”

Ying refers to Liu Ying, Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty, and is also the eldest son of him and Empress Lu.

And Liu Bang's eldest son is Liu Fei, the king of Qi Mourning Hui, not from Empress Lu, so he is the eldest son of Shu.

"Didn't you always want to depose Liu Ying and replace Liu Ruyi?" Li Shimin asked on the side.

Who knew that Liu Bang sneered, shook his head and said: "I'm just saying, Ying is not like me, then Ruyi is like me?" On the one hand, I want to scare and scare those relatives of the Lu family; On the other hand, he also wants to give Ying a sense of crisis, he is too benevolent. ”

"Of course, the most important thing is that every time I mention this matter, Mrs. Qi can always give me some new tricks."

When he said the last sentence, Liu Bang's expression could be called his eyebrows fluttering, and his two eyebrows were about to pick up the lineline, and his expression was so obscene and obscene.

"Damn, you're not just going for the last one, are you?" Zhao Kuangyin couldn't help but burst into foul language, he, like Watson, grabbed the blind spot at once.

For Liu Bang, who went out to pick his throat and eyes when he couldn't eat, Zhao Kuangyin speculated about him with the most hooligan mentality.

Liu Bang laughed: "Ah, I was actually discovered by you." ”

"Gratitude is nothing but the fervent anticipation of the benefits that are to come." Lao Zhu stretched out his hand and touched an orange and put it in his hand: "When you implement the benefits, you won't be grateful; Generally speaking, there is no more time you appreciate than when the benefits are about to be implemented. ”

"That's right." Zhao Kuangyin nodded a thumbs up: "Brother Zhu's words won my heart. ”

Zhao Kuangyin is also a master of thick black studies, and he naturally respects the summary of a master of scheming like Lao Zhu.

"So, how exactly is Emperor Ying's doing?" Liu Bang asked with an eyebrow.

"It's okay, it's nothing more than recuperation and inaction, in my heart, Liu Ying is also a good emperor." Li Qing spread his hands, "But after you died, Mrs. Qi sang yin and yang weird in the palace every day, and Empress Lu was really angry, and the new and old hatreds were together, so she poisoned Liu Ruyi, and cut off Mrs. Qi's limbs and soaked them in wine." ”

Liu Bang's reaction was very calm, as if he cared about it.

"Then, Empress Lu invited Liu Ying to go and see it, but Liu Ying was frightened when she saw Mrs. Qi's tragic condition, and since then she has been worried and sick, and she only lived to be twenty-four years old and died."

"Waste." Liu Bang scolded slowly, as if Liu Ying and he were unrelated strangers, "And then, who is the emperor?" ”

Anyway, he didn't panic, he also watched the TV series, and he hasn't reached Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty yet.

"Then there is the former young emperor and the later young emperor of Lu Hou, and the dynasty weighed the system, a total of eight years, pursuing the policy of ruling by inaction and resting with the people, overall, your wife is not bad, and laid a solid foundation for the governance of Wenjing later."

To be reasonable, Lu Pheasant's level is so high that he doesn't know where to go, but because he didn't take the last step, in the eyes of some groups, Lu Hou has original sin and can't be compared with Wu Zetian. But in fact, even if Empress Lu is placed in a group of male emperors, it is the upper level.

It's just that Empress Lü successively crowned Zhu Lü as the king when he was in the dynasty, his nephew Lü Tai was the king of Lü, Lü Chan was the king of Liang, Lü Lu was the king of Zhao, and his nephew Lü Tong was the king of Yan. After the death of Empress Lü, Chen Ping conspired with Zhou Bo to wipe out the Lü family, and then set up Liu Heng, the king of the dynasty, as the emperor, for Emperor Wen of Han. ”

"Emperor Wen, it seems that this kid Heng is doing well?" Liu Bangji sat on the ground, holding a handful of melon seeds in his hand, "It is said that 'Wen' means that it is through heaven and latitude, and this kid can afford it?" ”

Li Shimin was not happy, and when he talked about Lu, he remembered his family's Wuhou.

"Brother Liu, you don't have any opinion on Empress Lu Dafeng Zhulu?"

Surpass! Why am I the only one who breaks the defense? You have to take him Liu San with you.

Who would have thought that Liu Bang waved his hand indifferently: "What is your opinion?" Originally, I owed her, but when I was displaced from place to place, she was arrested by Xiang Yu...... Besides, so many courtiers in the court are all my people, even if she has the ambition to change the dynasty, it is only a matter of one generation, as long as she dies, the courtiers will immediately set things right. ”

"She and the judge are not clear after your death...... "Li Shimin still wants to make a final struggle.

No, I can't be green alone.

"I'm all dead, what do I care about?" Liu Bang highlighted an open-mindedness and a big heart, and then he looked at Li Shimin and asked with a lewd face: "Brother Li is so anxious, don't you also have a concubine who will ...... after your death?"

"Hey, you don't know." The founding emperor of the first Tang Hei Dabian Dynasty joined the battle: "That little concubine of his is not just fornicating with someone, guess who that person is?" ”

"Who?" Liu Bang became interested all of a sudden, such a big melon, if you don't eat it, you won't eat it.

"His crown prince!" Zhu Yuanzhang quickly answered on the side.

Lao Zhu, who has been angry with Li Qingqi all the year round, also joined the battle group at this time.

The feeling of being angry is really cool, and Lao Zhu is even a little addicted.

*Resentment from Li Shimin +10000

Lao Li is now eager to go to the Yonghui Dynasty immediately and wait for Li Zhi's eight calves to beat him violently.

Shame, shame!

Liu Bang was so happy that he leaned forward and leaned back, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

Hey, you kid still want to see Naigong's jokes? Okay now, right? You're a joke yourself! Jolly! Be merry!

"Guess what, that little concubine actually became his son's queen, and after his son's death, he not only became the ruler of the dynasty, but even sought power and usurped the throne, changed Tang to Zhou, and slaughtered the Li clan......," Zhao Kuangyin added.

*Resentment from Li Shimin +20000

"Hahahahaha......" Liu Bang really couldn't hold back, he patted his thighs and said happily: "It turns out that there are such things, it's really ...... What a ......."

He thought about it for a long time and couldn't find a suitable adjective, so he sat there patting his thigh and laughing wildly.

Li Shimin looked at everyone with a resentful face, and his mind was full of how to beat Li Zhi.

"But there is no good end to it, when Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty was three years old, he was smashed into a small cake by Liu Chang, the king of Huainan Li, with a big iron spine." Li Qing said with a smile.

"Well done!" Liu Bang clapped his hands, "I'll just say that I look like me, and sure enough!" ”

After saying two sentences, I felt that something was wrong: "Why is the long nickname strong?" Could it be that he offended Heng? ”

Li Qingtan spread his hands: "Liu Changjiao is arrogant, relying on favor, and often hunting in the same car with Liu Heng; In the fiefdom, there is no need for Chinese law, and it is a decree for itself. In the sixth year of Emperor Xiaowen, Liu Chang contacted the leaders of the Xiongnu and Minyue in an attempt to rebel, and was detained. The courtiers discussed the capital crime, and Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty pardoned him, abolished the king's name, and migrated to Shu County Yandao Qiongyou, and died of hunger strike on the way, and was called King Li. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be a rebellion, no wonder." Liu Bang smacked his lips: "It seems that Chang is also a dishonest boy, and he actually colluded with the Huns, but Heng is still soft on him." ”

When Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang heard this, they suddenly reacted.

Why do you talk to Liu Bang about the emperor of the Han Dynasty? Tell me, from beginning to end, it's basically either a Ming Jun or a normal person, and if you have a problem with your brain, you will be abolished in seconds, even if you are the most anthropomorphic Emperor Han Ling, compared with Rose Qizhen, you are so handsome......

The emperor of the Han Dynasty is quite high in the upper limit - but in the lower limit, he is also the top faction of so many dynasties. The rotten emperors of other dynasties are surprisingly rotten and rotten out of their own personalities.

There shouldn't be many people who can make Liu Bang break the defense.

Coupled with his open-minded temperament, there should be basically none.

Then we can only count on a wave of Wang Mang.

(End of chapter)