Chapter 210: Ying Zheng: Your map is a bit long
When it comes to his own experience, Na Wei Rokuro is naturally not sleepy.
As Xiang Yu said, if the rich and noble don't return to their hometown, they are like brocade clothes walking at night, he Wei Liulang has fought for so many years, and he is not allowed to brag and brag?
"Hey, it's not a big deal." Wei Liulang smiled and waved his hand, with a nonchalant expression, "It's just to fight with our majesty and travel through time and space with the immortal master." ”
"Where did all that go?" Junko's ability to hold the child is first-class.
"Where are you going, you can't know when you say it, where are Da Song and Da Ming, do you know?" Wei Liulang took a puff of his cigarette and said in a puff.
"That's not knowing." The person next to him immediately said, "Is there a place we know?" ”
"Hey, don't say it, there's really one." Wei Liulang laughed, "Do you know Han Gaozu Liu Bang?" ”
"Yes, yes." Someone on the side immediately spoke.
Another person immediately corrected: "Our night school teacher said that Liu Bang is actually Han Taizu......"
"It doesn't matter what kind of ancestor he is, we just need to know, it's the one who forced the Chu Overlord to death." The man next to him said.
As soon as Xiang Yu was mentioned, everyone had an impression.
Overlord of Western Chu, who doesn't know?
"Liu Bang is trapped on Baishan Mountain, which is the siege we are going to solve." Wei Liulang picked up the wine bowl and poured it violently: "I think that Mao Dunshan Yu can also be regarded as a Xiongnu hero, but it is also a matter of two or three cannons." ”
"Cannon?" Everyone immediately became interested, they had all heard that the cannon was powerful, and Wei Liulang was an artillery soldier in the Tiance Army, but none of them had ever seen what the cannon was.
Wei Liulang laughed: "Cannon, so thick." ”
He drew the size of a bowl with a hand: "One cannon goes down, just a big house like ours can be razed to the ground with one shot." ”
"So powerful?" Everyone couldn't help but be amazed, it was difficult to imagine just how powerful the cannon was.
"Of course." Wei Liulang laughed and said, "You all set off firecrackers during the New Year, right?" It's about the same as that, with a bang, those Hun barbarians were blown to pieces. ”
Everyone couldn't help but be in awe, and at the same time, they couldn't help but feel a little proud.
Look, this is the divine power of Datang.
Of course, they will be proud, after all, life is getting better and better, and life is getting more and more prosperous.
Nya-san once said that even the poorest patriot in London's East End thought of British wealth and industry. You will involuntarily puff up your chest.
This is the case for poor workers in Britain, not to mention workers in Datang who are doing very well.
The old have their ends, the strong have their usefulness, the young have their growth, the widows, the widows, the lonely and the sick are all supported, isn't this exactly what the Book of Rites says about the "journey of the road"?
Some time ago, Song Dezi in the factory broke an arm, and the factory paid 200 silver dollars, and after Song Dezi was discharged from the hospital, he was transferred from the front-line operation post to a more idle department. This further stimulates the enthusiasm of the workers.
The slogan in the factory is right, the factory is my home!
This is everyone's voice.
Many people have set up Li Qing's tablet at home, and the god names are different, and miscellaneous brands such as the Nine Heavens Yuan Lei Puhua Tianzun are almost flying all over the sky, but it does not delay Li Qing to collect some emotional values every day.
It seems that incense is still more or less useful, not like the second set in some books.
This is the tablet...... Well, Wen Zhong looked at it and called it infringement.
"Guess where I just came back?" Wei Liulang sold a pass, "Guess what, guess right......"
He took out a Daming Palace brand cigarette from his pocket and put it on the table.
"Guess right, this Daming Palace is yours."
"Where?" Everyone was immediately interested, this Daming Palace, but twenty silver dollars.
"I guess it must be Emperor Wu of Han." One person said: "My son came back from the school and said that there was a general named Huo Qubing in the Han Dynasty, and Feng Wolf Juxu was the pinnacle achievement of ancient and modern military generals......"
"What's Huo going to be sick, what's Huo going to be sick!" Someone immediately retorted: "Cheng Chumo, the eldest son of our Tang Dynasty Lu Guogong, is all sealed on Mount Kilimanjaro!" And our Weiguo Gong Li Jing, who is the ...... of the Alps"
"Didn't those two mountains change their names? The Kilimanjaro mountain in Kunlun Prefecture was renamed Yuntai Mountain, and the Alps are now called ...... What is it called? Oh, it's called Changbai Mountain......"
Well, there's nothing wrong with the Alps being called Changbaishan, after all, the Alps are derived from the Latin word for "albus".
"It's not Emperor Wu of Han." Wei Liulang took a beautiful puff of cigarette and smiled and exhaled a puff of smoke.
"Not Emperor Wu of Han? Who could that be? Emperor Guangwu? Someone asked again.
Wei Liulang still shook his head.
"It can't be the Three Kingdoms period, right?" Suddenly, someone asked.
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as he said it, everyone gathered around.
"You say! Have you seen Prime Minister Zhuge yet! The big brother beside Wei Liulang pinched Wei Liulang's shoulder fiercely.
Wei Liulang laughed: "Hey, guess what? I really guessed correctly, I followed the immortal master, first rescued General Guan Yuguan in Maicheng, and then saved Prime Minister Zhuge in Wuzhangyuan! ”
There was silence for a moment, and the strength in the big brother's hand just now tightened a little.
"You're damned! What a damn thing!! Big Brother's face was distorted: "I also want to see Prime Minister Zhuge Ahhh!!h ”
Wei Liulang pretended to roll his eyes, but his face was full of happy laughter.
Can you not laugh? Since joining the Tiance Army, he has often shuttled through various dynasties, which dynasty's emperor and general did not treat him with courtesy? Besides, now the equipment is higher than before, I don't know how high, casualties? If it doesn't exist, after a fight, at most which unlucky guy will lose his foot.
Not to mention bows and arrows, even trebuchets can't touch their positions. As soon as the cannon sounded, the cannon began to fire more than ten miles away, and often the morale of the enemy army collapsed before he could take a few steps.
Hearing that Wei Liulang actually met Zhuge Liang and Guan Yu, all the men present were not calm, and they condemned Wei Liulang one after another. Wei Liulang had no choice but to smile and promise to give everyone some souvenirs brought back from the end of the Han Dynasty, which satisfied everyone.
Li Qing, who was on vacation, was not idle, and was buried in Li Xiuning's arms, enjoying Shangguan Wan'er's massage.
This life is corrupt, too corrupt.
For more than a month, I have come over like this.
Well...... You're not idle, aren't you?
"Uncle! Uncle! ”
The sweet voice sounded in the stereo on the side, Li Qing looked up, and the picture was Li Mingda with a sweet smile on her face, and she was still holding Li Yuannu, a big parrot eating walnuts, in her arms.
Yes, Li Shimin gave this parrot the surname Li, after all, this little guy is too rare. As long as there is a chance, Li Shimin will definitely take a plate.
Even if he is often not by Yuannu's side, Yuannu still remembers Li Shimin. After all, when he was a child, Li Shimin single-handedly raised his mother, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a male mother.
Li Qing immediately got up from the gentle township, this kind of unhealthy picture must not be seen by Li Mingda, a child.
Children are not suitable for children, but they dare not take their children badly.
Time flies, and Li Mingda has also reached the age of twelve. She and Li Zhi are special, although they don't have to go to school, they also have teachers hired by Li Qing to teach them courses.
In any case, the cultural class cannot be left behind.
You can't just hate yourself for being uneducated, and go to the world in a word, right?
"Ayer asked me to call you for dinner." Seeing Li Qing, Li Mingda's voice was sweet.
"Tell me to eat? Isn't it okay to send WeChat? Li Qing reached out and rubbed Yuan Nu's head, and dodged Yuan Nu's peck.
Li Mingda chuckled: "Aya said, you don't reply to his message." ”
Li Qing: ...... Oh!
Yes, I was busy just now, how can I have time to care about Li Shimin's information?
Lao Li: So love will disappear, right?
"I see, it's over." Li Qing said helplessly, he thought there was something important.
Who knew that Li Mingda didn't leave when he heard this, but looked at Li Xiuning, who had just walked downstairs.
"Uncle, when will my aunt give birth?" Li Mingda's voice was sweet.
"Huh?" Li Qing was stunned by Li Mingda's words.
Li Xiuning was made red-faced, walked over and gently pinched Li Qing, leaned over and said to Li Mingda: "I think my son hates to marry, I miss your little husband, right?" ”
Li Mingda smiled shyly and did not speak.
"It looks like it's really, we have to hold on tightly." Li Xiuning glanced at Li Qing meaningfully.
"I'll just take the defenses." Li Qing said with a smile, he didn't care anyway.
……
stayed in Daming for more than half a month, and finally tired Li Qing.
It's time to set off to meet the fat man.
Daqin, start!
Before leaving, Li Qing received a WeChat message from Zhuge Liang.
Oh, it turned out that Liu Chan, the kid, thought that Sun Quan's title of "disobedient Hou" was not good, so he changed it to Hefei Hou.
Good fellow, it's better to disobey your orders.
Liu Chan, this kid is really bad, killing, and punishing his heart?
Knowing that Sun Quan was young and 10,000 yuan, Hefei gave 100,000 heads, and gave people such a devastating name?
No wonder Sun Quan continued to explode hundreds of thousands of emotional values yesterday, so he was waiting here.
There are not many people who go to Daqin, that is, Bangzi, Lao Li, Lao Zhao and Lao Zhu, as well as a few stupid sons of the Lao Zhu family.
Zhu Zhang, this kid, frowned every day, and asked Li Qing to drink flower wine on the Qinhuai River when he had nothing to do. Every time Li Qing didn't go, Zhu Fan retreated to find Li Qing to go to the palace to play on the computer.
He did it for a reason. After playing for a while, Li Qing felt that it was too hot to stand, so he installed an air conditioner on King Qin's mansion.
In the nineteenth year of the reign of King Qin, Xianyang Palace.
King Yingzheng of Qin was sitting upright behind the high imperial case, he was wearing the court clothes that he would only wear during the great court meeting, and he looked at the two kneeling below with eagle-like eyes.
The person in front is fine, but the person in the back, how wrong he looks.
On a hot day, your face is pale, and your head is full of cold sweat?
These two are none other than Jing Ke and Qin Wuyang.
Jing Ke glanced at Qin Wuyang, who was stunned, and couldn't help frowning slightly, and then felt a little relieved.
What about killing people at twelve? After all, it is the courage of the horseman. When it comes to the big scene, it will be revealed.
It's like a gangster, it's okay for you to let him bully a common man, and let him assassinate the king of a country? Does he have the guts?
"The people in the remote areas of the north have never seen the Son of Heaven, so they are a little afraid, and I ask the king for forgiveness." Jing Ke gave up his hand to make up for Qin Wuyang: "I hope the king can forgive him and let him complete his mission on the court." ”
Ying Zheng nodded and said, "Since the silk is like this, the widow will not be held accountable." ”
"In the hands of the foreign minister is the head of the Great Qin rebel general Fan Yuzhi, and the prince knows that he is guilty, so he beheaded him, and asked the minister to present this fang's head." Jing Ke respectfully opened the box with both hands and held it high for Ying Zheng to see clearly.
Ying Zheng saw clearly the head in the box that had been nitrated, and nodded with satisfaction: "I also know that Prince Dan is a friend of E's back then, and he will definitely not lose the amount." ”
After all, the words of the scene still have to be said, and what Ying Zheng thinks is very simple, since Prince Dan is so good, everyone is the proton brother of the old Handan Zhengbai Flag back then, and when the six countries are unified in the future, they will definitely not treat him badly.
Brothers, if you are good, you will not be negative.
But Ying Zheng didn't expect that his good brother would want to kill him all the time.
But having said that, from the perspective of Prince Yan Dan, it is not incomprehensible. But from the perspective of Yingzheng, Prince Dan is a sinner who resists reunification.
"Well, throw that one away." Ying Zheng was very satisfied, he didn't look at Fan Yuzhi very well.
After all, Fan Yu fled in fear of crime, and traveled to various countries just to escape the punishment of the law.
Fortunately, this Fa Xiao Ji Dan is more sensible and helped him solve such a small trouble.
Although Ying Zheng is very fat, he doesn't have big eyes.
I think that the people who bullied their mother and son in Zhao State, when he attacked Handan a few days ago, he planted them in the soil one by one, waiting for them to take root and sprout in the spring of the next year.
Seeing Jing Ke put Fan Yuzhi's head aside, Ying Zheng said again: "What about Qin Wuyang? Grab the map. ”
Qin Wuyang heard Ying Zheng's call, and his legs trembled and he couldn't move at all.
When the ministers saw Qin Wuyang's appearance, they couldn't help but look at each other and smile.
The hillbillies in the remote areas have never seen His Majesty Tianwei like this.
"Your Majesty, Qin Wuyang was shocked by the majesty of the Son of Heaven, so he will be like this, and I ask Your Majesty for forgiveness." Jing Ke immediately began to make up for Qin Wuyang.
He looked at Ying Zheng with one eye, but looked at Qin Wuyang with the other, not knowing how he did it.
"It's okay, get up, get the map that Qin Wuyang took." For the knowledgeable Yan people, Yingzheng does not spare his generosity.
Jing Ke took the map from Qin Wuyang's hand, took a deep breath, and walked calmly in front of Ying Zheng.
Ying Zheng didn't perceive the danger at all, and looked at Jing Ke.
Jing Ke put the map on the desk and said to Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, please let the foreign minister point out the key points on the map for you." ”
"Hmm." Ying Zheng nodded and agreed to Jing Ke's request.
Jing Ke slowly opened the map, a little, a little......
Ying Zheng waited for a long time, but the map was only half unfolded. He frowned and looked at the map in Jing Ke's hand, and said hesitantly: "I'm tired of this map, it's a bit long......"
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Jing Ke suddenly accelerated, unfolding the entire map, revealing the dark green dagger inside!
Ying Zheng reacted quickly, and immediately retreated after noticing that something was wrong.
How could Jing Ke give him a chance to escape, and immediately grabbed his sleeve, wanting to stop him from escaping.
He carried a dagger in his right hand and stabbed at Ying Zheng, but Ying Zheng's body was good, and Jing Ke stabbed in the air.
Could it be that this is the legendary "flexible dead fat man"?
Ying Zheng immediately stood up, broke his sleeves, and tried to pull out the long sword on his back. But the sword was too long to pull out. In a hurry, Ying Zheng chose the most useful way - Run!
Running away is shameful, but useful.
You can't expect to stay and use love to influence Jing Ke, right?
Seeing that Jing Ke was about to catch up, Ying Zheng made a sharp turn, ran to the edge of a pillar, and began to run in circles around the pillar.
Jing Ke was also dead-eyed, so he kept chasing after him.
The ministers in the court were stunned, the suddenness of the incident was unpredictable, and they couldn't react at all for a while.
According to the laws of the Qin State, the courtiers of the palace were not allowed to carry weapons.
This shows how important it is to have a minister who "does not enter the court, praises and worships the name, and goes to the temple with his sword...... (funny)
Although the guards outside were armed, they were all waiting outside the hall, and they were not allowed to enter the hall without the summons of Yingzheng. And now that King Qin is hugging his head and running around, where will he have time to call those guards to escort him? He didn't even have time to run.
Seeing that Jing Ke was about to catch up with Ying Zheng, his hands touched Ying Zheng's clothes, and as a result, he smashed a medicine bag head-on.
Jing Ke was smashed by the medicine bag, and by the time he came back to his senses, Ying Zheng had already taken it out far away.
"You...... You stop! Jing Ke shouted loudly in a hurry.
"Uh-no!" Ying Zheng gasped and continued to run forward.
Jing Ke was in a hurry, rolled in front of a lazy donkey, and happened to pounce on a stranger.
"You! Who are you? This isn't the place for you to stay, get out of the way! ”
Jing Ke's first reaction was not to stab, but to pull him up, wanting to continue chasing Yingzheng.
But it was pulled.
"Alright, Kezi." Li Qing disarmed, handed down the dagger in Jing Ke's hand, and threw it aside: "What can't you say?" Do you have to fight and kill? ”
"You!" Jing Ke was anxious, looking at the dagger in the distance with one eye, and glaring at Li Qing with the other.
Before he could say anything, he was held down by Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang who were following behind Li Qing.
These two people, one practices boxing, the other practices guns, and they are still holding a handle when making an assassin.
Ying Zheng, who was still running, had already stopped, of course he noticed Li Qing who suddenly appeared, and it was difficult to ignore the brilliant special effects.
His first thought was excitement.
This is an immortal, favored by the government?
"Hello, King Qin." Li Qing stretched out his hand and held the fat hand of Ying Zheng, who was a little sluggish: "As you can see, I am an immortal." ”
I, the immortal, hit the money!
(Ask for a commuter pass)
(End of chapter)