Immortals?

Hearing this, the eyes of everyone present instantly became as bright as searchlights.

Criticism is criticism, but if there is really an immortal in front of him, who the doesn't want to live forever? All of you here are not the heads of Qiantou who can't survive, they are all princes and nobles, and they have enjoyed endless wealth for generations-

In this case, you don't want to live forever?

Jing Ke saw that Ying Zheng was stunned, and took advantage of Li Shimin's inattention, and tried his best to break free from control and want to capture Ying Zheng, but Li Qing tripped and fell to the ground.

"You! How can you be so indistinguishable from right and wrong! You're an immortal! Jing Ke angrily pointed at Li Qing and said, "Yingzheng is a tyrant!" He ......"

"What's wrong with him?" Li Qing stretched out his hand and patted Jing Ke: "Kezi, you might as well talk about it?" ”

"He wants to annex the Yan Kingdom!" Jing Ke angrily pointed at Ying Zhengdao.

"Isn't that a good thing? Let the world be unified again. Li Qing patted Jing Ke's shoulder with a smile: "Could it be that you think that the world should continue to divide like this?" You are a Yan person, I am a Zhao person, he is a Chu person, everyone has been like this for generations, and they have been suffering from internal friction, and they have lost both, and they were taken advantage of by the northern Xiongnu? ”

Jing Ke opened his mouth, unable to say a word of rebuttal for a long time.

"Okay, for the sake of you not indiscriminately attacking me just now, just let Prince Dan live, and you can be regarded as worthy of him." Li Qing sighed, "If you are not convinced, come and talk to me later." ”

Looking at the two eyes looking at Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang's Jing Ke with the other, Li Qing sighed secretly.

When I saw this Jing Ke, I thought of the Kezi who was messing with Xiao Qiang.

"Immortal ......" Ying Zheng walked up and looked at Li Qing eagerly.

Immortal Master, immortality has always been his dream for Yingzheng.

Passing three generations to ten thousand generations and becoming a king, how can you live three lives with yourself and be happy for all generations?

"Hey, you don't have to be so polite." Li Qing smiled and said to Ying Zheng, "Give me face, and Jing Ke will let it go." ”

"The immortal master has words, how dare he disobey?" Ying Zhengle said happily, and looked at Qin Wuyang again: "Then this Qin Wuyang?" ”

"Whatever you want." Li Qingman waved his hand nonchalantly.

Ying Zheng understood, he thought carefully for a moment, and ordered: "This Qin Wuyang, just let it go, give him some plates to wrap around and say to Na Ji Dan, Enian is in Handan, everyone is growing up in Handan, this matter should happen as oil, as long as he is willing to surrender, E's guarantee is that his position in Daqin is pinched." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for not killing!" Qin Wuyang kowtowed his head, which was kinder than kowtowing to his father and mother.

The ministers also bowed down, praising Yingzheng's kindness.

After this turmoil passed, Ying Zheng took everyone to the side hall and planned to talk in detail.

What about the immortals, can't they be offered well? As long as the immortals are happy, isn't there an elixir?

After introducing each other, Ying Zheng said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be emperors, this title is really good......

However, Ying Zheng didn't know at this time that the title of emperor was his own initiative.

"This title is still created by you in the future." Although Zhu Yuanzhang doesn't like Ying Zheng very much, he is different from the Ying Zheng in his impression, the fat man in front of him is amiable. As the saying goes, reaching out and not hitting smiling people, Lao Zhu's impression of him is actually quite good.

"Huh?" Ying Zheng was stunned.

"Of course, six years later, when you unified the six countries, you felt that the title of king was not domineering, so you called 'the three emperors of virtue and the five emperors', took the emperor and the emperor, honored the emperor, and called yourself me." Li Shimin said with a smile.

Should I say it or not, even if I don't agree with the policy of the First Emperor, Li Shimin still respects Qin Shihuang a lot.

After all, he was the first emperor, so there must be something.

"Hmmm! This title is indeed domineering! Ying Zheng nodded, and said to them again: "Come here, just ...... be a little bit of me."

That's right, everyone is an emperor, and it's not interesting for me to come and go.

"Good society, good society (easy to say)." Li Shimin also said a sentence in Guanzhong.

Daqin's official dialect is actually like an alien to modern times, but under the forced interference of the system, Yingzheng's accent is like that of the shopkeeper Tong. Li Shimin, Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang are the same. And Jing Ke on the side is an authentic old Baijing sound.

Hey, Paris is sweet, it's called authentic.

"As the first emperor, you call yourself the First Emperor, followed by the Second, the Third, and all the way to the Eternal Age." Liu Bang swallowed melon seeds with Erlang's legs crossed on the side, "Actually, to be honest, I think this title is very domineering, domineering and exposed!" ”

"Hey, what's the use of the First Emperor, when I see you kings of later generations, I know that Daqin is dead." Ying Zheng sighed, and a worry flashed on his chubby face: "Let's talk about it, how many generations has Daqin passed on?" ”

When I said it, I was still thinking about it.

Well...... Although Fusu's child is a little weaker, he will not toss around. He is responsible for killing, Fusu is responsible for burying, this Great Qin...... Even if it doesn't take as long as the Great Zhou Dynasty, it has to be longer than the Three Kingdoms of Zhao, Wei, and Han, right?

Of course, Yingzheng knew that Fusu was weak, and he was indeed a little angry, but he also knew that Fusu was definitely the most suitable son to be the successor.

"Guess?" The cunning on Liu Bang's face flashed.

He has a strong ability to observe words and feelings, knows the bad taste of immortal masters, and likes to see people angry.

Then be a wicked person, anyway, Qin Shi Huang is not angry.

"Guess?" Ying Zheng wiped his sweat: "Could it be that the Great Qin has been passed down for two hundred years?" ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and gestured yes.

"That's right, guess again." Zhu Yuanzhang stretched out his hand and compared one, hehe smiled, he knew that the time for Yingzheng s blood pressure had come!

We can't always let the virtuous brother pull our blood pressure, we also have to pull someone else's.

"Could it be...... Twentieth? "Yingzheng is coming to the spirit.

The twentieth generation is not short. Even if an emperor reigns for an average of fifteen years, that's three hundred years, isn't it?

"The twentieth is his old Li's Tang Dynasty." Zhao Kuangyin sighed and said, "I said you shouldn't tease Brother Ying, isn't it good to say it directly?" ”

Ying Zheng chuckled in his heart, and Zhao Kuangyin's tone gave him a bad premonition, an extremely strong one.

This two, yes, but not two hundred years, not twenty years......

"The ...... It can't be the second death, right? With the last glimmer of hope, Ying Zheng asked tremblingly: "Edi Daqin, won't it really be the second death?" ”

"And guess what? Really. Li Qingle was happy, pointed at Liu Bang and said: "In the third year after your death, it was the rebel army led by Liu Bang who captured Wuguan. Zhao Gao conspired with his son-in-law Xianyang Ling Yan Le to send troops to besiege Wangyi Palace, and Qin II was forced to commit suicide. ”

*Rage from Ying Zheng +100000

He sat on the ground and didn't catch his breath for a long time.

It's broken, something is wrong.

Death to the second! I'm a joke!

"This Han Taizu led the troops from the Central Plains into Qinchuan to reach Xianyang, the capital of the Qin Dynasty, and the prince of Qin at that time went out of the city to offer the national seal and surrendered, and the Qin Dynasty officially perished." Li Qing added a fire again.

Who would have thought that Ying Zheng's ability to adjust his emotions was very fast, he waved his hand.

"Count, count, let's say, who is Qin II? It's definitely not Fusu pinching, Fusu is a good boy, and he will never let the forehead drop Daqin II die. ”

"Or say you're the First Emperor." Li Qing gave a thumbs up, although Brother Ying is not very accurate in looking at people, but he is still very accurate in looking at his son.

Come to think of it, if Fusu is on the throne, even if he cooks again, it is impossible to defeat Daqin in just three years.

Liu Bang came up and sat next to Yingzheng, looking like two brothers: "Let's talk about it, I'm in my twenties at this time, right?" ”

As he spoke, he looked up at Li Qing.

Li Qing checked, Liu Bang was born in the fifty-first year of King Qin Zhao, and now this is the nineteenth year of the reign of King Qin, exactly twenty-eight years old.

"Okay, then you say." Li Qing was also happy, "But there is no Liu Bang and no Xiang Yu in this parallel world." ”

"That's good, that's good." Liu Bang wiped his sweat, and it was best not to summon trouble to himself in the parallel world.

Although it's not me, I deserve to panic in my heart.

"In October of the thirty-seventh year of Qin Shi Huang, Brother Ying went out on a parade. The left prime minister Li Si followed, and the right prime minister Feng went to stay in the capital. The young son Hu Hai wanted to go on a parade and asked to follow, but Qin Shi Huang agreed to him. In November, he walked to Yunmeng and sacrificed Yu Shun in Jiuyi Mountain. ”

"When I arrived in Hiraharatsu, I got sick. Brother Ying is more taboo, so he hates people around him who say the word "death", so of course the ministers did not dare to look for death, talking about death-related things. ”

Brother Ying felt that he was very sick and might not be well, so he wrote a letter stamped with the imperial seal to Gongzi Fusu and said: "Go back to Xianyang to participate in the funeral and bury your forehead in Xianyang." ", the letter has been sealed and stored in the office of Zhao Gao, the commander of the Middle East Prefecture, who is also in charge of the seal affairs, but Zhao Gao had an undeserved mind at this time and did not hand over the letter to the messenger.

On the Bingyin Day of July of the following year, Brother Ying died in the Dune Palace...... It was the Dune Palace where King Zhao Wuling starved to death. Prime Minister Li Si thought that the emperor had died in a foreign country, and he was afraid that the princes and various places would take the opportunity to cause trouble, so they would not mourn secretly, and no one planned to tell him. ”

"Brother Ying's coffin was placed in a cool car that was both airtight and ventilated, and the eunuchs who had been favored by the first emperor in the past were used as accompaniments. The eunuch sent an edict and signed it in the cool car. Among the people who accompanied him, only Li Si, Hu Hai, Zhao Gao, and five or six favored eunuchs knew that the emperor was dead. ”

"Zhao Gao used to teach Hu Hai to write and prison laws and regulations, and Hu Hai liked him very much in private. Zhao Gao secretly discussed with Gongzi Hu Hai and Prime Minister Li Si to open the sealed letter given by the Emperor to Gongzi Fusu. falsely claimed that Li Si accepted the edict of the first emperor in the sand dunes and made the prince's son Hu Hai the crown prince. He also wrote a letter to Gongzi Fusu and Meng Tian, listing their crimes and ordering them to commit suicide. ”

Hearing this, Ying Zheng asked tremblingly: "Wait, Fusu's hanging skin, it won't be a suicide, right?" ”

"Hey, guess what?" Liu Bang learned from Li Qing's evil taste: "Fusu, he really committed suicide!" ”

*Rage from Ying Zheng +200000

Ho, good fellow, worthy of the First Emperor.

This anger value is higher than that of Lao Zhu, the terminator!

It's no wonder that Yingzheng is angry, after all, no one who hears of this kind of thing can do it normally.

Liu Bang continued: "The convoy then continued to move forward, from Jingcheng to Jiuyuan...... At that time, it was a summer day, and Brother Ying's corpse smelled in the cool car, and as soon as Zhao Gao and Li Si combined, they ordered the entourage officials to let them load a stone of fishy salted fish into the car, so that people could not distinguish between the corpse smell and the fish smell......"

*Rage from Ying Zheng +200000

Whose angry ancestor is this? Take it away!

"After marching all the way back to Xianyang from the straight road, I issued an announcement to Brother Ying's funeral. Gongzi Hu Hai inherited the throne and was the second emperor. When Liu Bang said this, he sighed and glanced at Ying Zheng with pity.

"After Hu Hai ascended the throne, he ordered twelve brothers to be put to death, and six brothers and ten sisters were crushed to death at one time in Duyou."

*Rage from Ying Zheng +300000

"The three of Jiang Lu were forced by Hu Hai to draw their swords and kill themselves; Gongzi Gao knew that he couldn't run away, so he asked for a funeral, so Hu Hai rewarded him with 100,000 yuan, which is the best one to die......" Liu Bang's voice was full of pity.

Although his wife Lu Pheasant also killed his son, it was reasonable to be reasonable, killing Liu Fei was an attempt, plus Liu Fei was interested, Lu Pheasant also put down that thought; In the final analysis, Lu Pheasant in her son also killed Liu Ruyi, who had a bitter enmity with her.

Besides, although Lu Pheasant said that he made a bunch of fragments of Mrs. Qi, it was Mrs. Qi's own yin and yang every day. Lu Pheasant weighed the system in the court, and the government did not leave the house, and the world was silent; Punishment is scarce, and the sinner is He; The crops of civil affairs and the breeding of food and clothing have laid a solid foundation for the governance of Wenjing...... Lu Pheasant's true crime is not like this, go and compare with Hu Hai.

The most important reason is that you, Hu Hai, have killed all your brothers, and the world has turned against you, and even those who raised the banner of the old Qin people are gone. I can still have a Liu Heng in my family to play a pension game, what about you?

Even if he is as spicy as Wu Meiniang, he is not as ruthless as one-tenth of him. That Wu Meiniang still left two sons and a bunch of grandchildren, and she didn't say that she would play all her family to have fun.

Besides, Wu Meiniang killed her sister, and that was also a reason, after all, her sister Wu Shun hooked up with Li Zhi first. But what about you? Even the brothers and sisters in the infant are not spared, which is simply dehumanizing.

It can be called Wu Meiniang's vicious tenth, which belongs to the yes.

"Bao said, Bao said......" Ying Zheng covered his head and stopped Liu Bang's words again and again.

It's too uncomfortable, you Hu Hai is not normal to the throne, even if you are so book-burning......

Li Qing made a final summary: "In short, your eighteenth son, Hu Hai, can be said to be the culprit of the peasant uprising at the end of Qin, the second emperor of the Great Qin Empire, the initiator of the one-child plan, the result of Xia Wei multiplied by Shang, the tenth power of King Zhou You, the operator of the return movement of primitive society, and the only miracle of Xianyang who is one of the ten people who ranked among the four tyrants of ancient times - Ying Huhai. ”

Why the One Child Program? Answer: Because he killed all his brothers and sisters, isn't he an only child?

, this hellish joke.

"Not only to brothers and sisters, brothers, friends, and brothers, but also to courtiers." Li Qing continued, this Brother Ying's emotional value is still worth it: "Treating the courtiers, he punished Li Sigu five times, and since then there is no one who can check and balance Zhao Gao; treats the people, he is even more ruthless, and the word "official coercion" seems to be born for him. ”

The so-called "five punishments" means that the five cruel punishments are applied one by one.

The first is black noodles, that is, tattooing words on the face; Then there is the slash, and you can understand that the nose is cut off with a knife; This is followed by the cutting off of the left and right feet; and then cut in half, that is, cut off in the waist; Finally, there is the, which is to chop people into meat sauce.

"After he ascended the throne, he continued to levy a large number of farmers from all over the country to build the Afang Palace and the Lishan cemetery, and sent 50,000 soldiers to the capital Xianyang to guard it, and at the same time let all localities supply grain and grass to Xianyang, and forbade the people who transported grain and grass to eat grain within 300 miles of Xianyang on the road, and they must bring their own grain."

"Of course, the result was obvious, which directly triggered the Daze Township Uprising, which then swept the whole country, and only three years after ascending the throne, the Qin Dynasty fell." Li Qing spread his hands and said that it was none of his business.

*Rage from Ying Zheng +400000

Of course, Hu Hai is still lazy and doesn't like to handle government affairs by himself. And Zhao Gao, in order to achieve the purpose of his dictatorship, said a bunch of crooked reasoning to Hu Hai, in short, you are still young and inexperienced, and the emperor should meet with the ministers less, so as not to be found out by them, so as not to be found out by them, it is recommended that he live in the deep palace and listen to Zhao Gao's report. ”

Hu Hai and him hit it off, anyway, he likes to indulge in pleasure, so he ...... Since then, Zhao Gao has controlled the power of the court. ”

"There is a little story called referring to the deer as a horse, I don't know if Brother Ying wants to hear it." Li Qing looked at Ying Zheng with a smile.

Zhao Kuangyin looked a little regretful on the side, why wasn't it a joke of Daqin?

Immortal masters always tell jokes about the Great Song Dynasty, so can't they change dynasties and tell jokes about the Great Qin, or the jokes of the Tang Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty?

Ying Zheng took a deep breath and nodded with anger.

Since the immortal master wants to say it, let's say it.

At a court meeting, Zhao Gao brought a deer as a gift to Hu Hai, and told Hu Hai that it was a good horse. Hu Hai couldn't help laughing when he heard it, and said that how could the prime minister make such a joke, this is obviously a deer, how can you say it's a horse? ”

However, Zhao Gao still insisted that it was Ma, and Hu Hai asked the ministers present. Because the ministers were afraid of Zhao Gao's power and didn't know what medicine was sold in Zhao Gao's gourd, many people casually echoed that it was a horse. While some others said it was a deer, and some pretended to be deaf and dumb. ”

"Afterwards, Zhao Gao treated them differently according to the different statements of the ministers: those who said it was a deer would find an excuse to kill it, and those who said it was a horse were treated as people from his own faction, which was the famous 'referring to a deer as a horse' incident in history."

*Rage from Ying Zheng +500000

"Immortal Master! Bao She! Ying Zheng immediately stood up and said angrily: "I want to go to see that Qin II, and that Zhao Gao!" I don't put the two of them with five punishments, and I swear that I won't be human!! ”

(Ask for a commuter pass!) My stomach hurts so much (ó_ò)...... ）

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