Chapter 219: Lu Bu: The closer your hand is to the halberd, the farther your heart is from your father-in-law
After Liu Adou's MVP settlement screen, both Liu Bang and Liu Bei gave great affirmation to this kid.
Cao Cao pouted on the side, thinking that it is not enough for you Liu Xuande to have a good son.
Especially Zhuge Liang, who shook the feather fan lightly on the side, looked at Liu Chan's gaze happily and relieved.
Liu Chan walked in front of Zhuge Liang and knelt on the ground with a thud.
Zhuge Liang hurriedly got up to help, but he couldn't support this two-hundred-pound fat man.
"Father, in this life, Adou has never lived up to your teachings! The pro-virtuous minister is far from the villain, this ancestor is so prosperous, Adou did it! ”
Zhuge Liang nodded heavily, extremely pleased.
Li Qing was also quite satisfied, in his previous life, he didn't blow water with others, wondering if Adou and Zhao Gou would do better if they swapped bodies. He is the right side and has always adhered to Liu Chan's theory of victory. But because there is no practical support, I have never been able to win.
But now it's different, but it's a matter of mind.
"Come on, come on, since it's a fight for your son, let your sons try." Liu Bei waved at everyone with satisfaction.
The only people who brought their sons over were Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang, Fusu was his second Qin, Liu Ying was supervising the country, and Zhao Dezhao was also his emperor.
The first to appear was Li Ke.
This kid is not hopeless, and he has done a good job of catching ducks on the shelves. In the Great Song Dynasty under the rule of Li Ke, it was Yue Fei in the front of the Northern Expedition, he hunted in the rear, highlighting a fun-loving one, and finally the Manchu Dynasty civil and military except for Qin Hui and the party also ended a good death.
followed by Zhu Zhang, this kid...... It's hard to put into words. He seems to have that superheroism, and he doesn't like to harm others, so he is willing to harm Qin Hui. However, Zhu Fan can be regarded as knowing a little bit of goodness, and he is more trustworthy to Yue Fei, but he is more brutal, and he can be regarded as truly practicing "ambition to eat Hulu meat, laughing and thirsty for Hun blood".
Everyone still can't forget Yue Fei's expression.
Official, I think you're a little too extreme......
Zhu Fan was not so lucky, because he was too cruel to Hu Lu, and even castrated from old to young with the surname Wanyan, causing the Jurchens to hold a grudge. In the twenty-fourth year of Shaoxing, that is, in the year of the attack on Longquan Mansion in Shangjing, Zhu Fan was poisoned by Jurchen assassins while visiting the Daxiangguo Temple in Bianjing.
When he came out, Zhu Fan was still a little unsatisfied, after all, he tortured the Jurchens...... It's a bit of a professional counterpart.
But it's not very recommended.
He didn't pay attention to Lao Zhu's tiger face at all, but Lao Zhu was not completely tiger-faced, at least he was more satisfied with Zhu Rong's non-mediocre face.
But it's too brutal to do that in the future.
Zhu Li is similar, the difference is that when he attacked Shangjing, he personally conquered, and one was confiscated and killed by a cold arrow.
The Jurchens of the two planes did not end well, after all, it was the existence of assassinating the emperor.
Zhu Di and Zhu Hu didn't go, because there were more important things to do.
Li Qing also began to fulfill his promise, and Liu Chan's customs clearance reward was a full set of industrialization basic gift packages from Dahan, running into the second industrial revolution; Li Ke, Zhu Fan and Zhu Li are all slightly insufficient, so the rewards are slightly worse.
News came from Jiajing's side, saying that it was a little tricky to settle the civil officials, and they had been assassinated several times in the past few months. But fortunately, with the blessing of the immortal master and Taizu, this turned danger into relief, and turned evil into good fortune.
Jiajing's level is there, and Lao Zhu is not worried. But the emperors after Jiajing, Zhu Zaiyuan, Zhu Changluo, Zhu Youxiao and Zhu Youzhen, they may not be able to settle down.
Lao Zhu was also sighing, saying that he felt like a locust that could not be killed endlessly.
You said that it was okay for them to be really tough, but by the way, Shun Qing, and Shun Qing really touched the scales of Lao Zhu and the emperors.
You vote for Li Zicheng, that's fine, it doesn't matter if everyone is Han. But after Li Zicheng's failure, he surrendered without saying a word, which is a matter of backbone.
In order to deal with these nobles, lawless gentry, corrupt officials and corrupt officials, Li Qingceremonial recommended to them the strongest hand.
"Why don't you try the Yellow Nest, it's easy to use." Li Qing said with a smile.
As long as it is ruled by man, it is inevitable that there will be a wealthy family, and it is inevitable in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad. If something goes wrong with the emperor, he can just change it. Or which clan-like people can also be cut at will. But if the vested interests are rotten, it is not something that can be replaced.
After years of operation, the forces are intertwined, where can be dealt with with in a few simple words?
In order to avoid this kind of trouble, especially the kind of sons and brothers who inherit the responsibilities of our family and regard people's future as playthings, then we have to launch the simplest and most intimate solution - invite the heavyweight, the sky-high general Huang Chao.
What is antivirus software (support).
Indeed, the efforts of others in several lifetimes cannot be surpassed by your efforts for a lifetime, and if you bully you, you will have no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth. Since the reason doesn't make sense, I can only follow the general to talk about physics.
Steamed buns, you don't hold the device?
The ancestor was responsible for repairing the emperor, and Huang Chao was responsible for repairing the family and the scholars, how pleasant it sounded.
But the premise is that Huang Chao agrees, otherwise this can only be a plan.
Huangchao vs Donglin Party, isn't it also quite fun?
In the plane of the Southern Song Dynasty, Zhao Kuangyin temporarily handed over Zhao Defang to go to the prison country, and no one wanted to ask for a long time, so Zhao Kuangyin could only keep it with tears.
He didn't plan to go on his own, anyway, in that case, even a leash dog could win.
Now it belongs to the three armies and is easy to obtain, but it is difficult to find one emperor. Each family has its own difficulties, and it is still difficult to find a decent descendant to be the emperor.
Zhao Kuangyin was also willing to spend money, fully armed the Yue family's army, and spent 20 million yuan to arm the Yue's army to the teeth.
His abacus was very good, and he wanted Yue Fei to be responsible for cleaning up all the Song Dynasty from the Shaoxing period to the Song Dynasty during the Song Lizong period from the inside out.
As for Genghis Khan, every emperor wanted to touch him.
Especially a few Anhui men who attacked the Mongols, they felt itchy and unbearable.
Then you can't just beat Emperor Yuan Shun, and you can't beat Yuan Taizu to Yuan Shizu one by one?
Why is your name Kublai Khan?
Before going to Tang Xizong to find Huangchao, he had to go to the end of the Han Dynasty.
Li Qing chose the time node of Dong Zhuo's abolition of the young emperor Liu Wei, firstly, to clean up the national thief Dong Zhuo, and secondly, to see who was braver in the romance, Lu Bu and Xiang Yu.
Xiang Yu is now living a completely flat life, drinking wine, having a beer belly, and watching pink bubble love TV series with Yu Ji every day, it's time to give him some intensity.
Very good proposal, love comes from Liu Bang.
In short, after getting the news, Xiang Yu was furious, and without saying a word, he grabbed Liu Bang and twisted it, twisting Bangzi into a grin, and it took a long time to ease up.
But after knowing that it was Immortal Master Li Qing's proposal, Xiang Yu gladly accepted the proposal.
It's all for the sake of the immortal master's face, otherwise, who will save you Liu Bang, the descendant of this dog thing?
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Six years of Zhongping, the world of romance.
Luoyang has experienced the rebellion of the Ten Standing Servants, and has experienced Dong Zhuo's entry into Beijing, and the people are already panicking.
On August 25, the general He Jin and the lieutenant Yuan Shao conspired to punish the ten permanent servants, but the Empress Dowager He refused.
So, the imperial court recruited Dong Zhuo's generals to Beijing, and secretly ordered Dong Zhuo to write a book: "Zhang Rang, the middle servant, and others steal luck and take advantage of favors, and turbid the sea." In the past, Zhao Yingxing Jinyang's armor was used to chase the evil of the king's side. Ministers ring bells and drums such as Luoyang, that is, to ask for concessions. ”
He Jin and others took advantage of this excuse to prepare to coerce the Empress Dowager He.
However, before Dong Zhuo arrived in Luoyang, He Jin had already been killed by the eunuchs first. The angry soldiers attacked the eunuchs, and He Jin's general Wu Kuang and others united with Dong Zhuo's brother Dong Min to attack and kill the chariot general He Miao.
Zhongchang servants Zhang Rang, Duan Qi and others took advantage of the chaos to kidnap the emperor and escape, wanting to take him hostage. Dong Zhuowang saw the thick smoke billowing over Luoyang, only to learn that a major change had occurred in the imperial court, so he hurriedly ordered the march, before dawn on the 28th, Dong Zhuo arrived at Xianyang Garden, and heard that Zhang Rang, the middle servant, and others hijacked the emperor Liu Bi on Beibi Mountain, so he rushed to Beibi Mountain.
Liu Wei was already cowardly, and when he was frightened, he couldn't help but cry in fright when he saw Dong Zhuo's army galloping at the foot of the Beibi Mountain. After rescuing the emperor in Beibi Mountain, Dong Zhuo, who was satisfied, was ready to return to the palace.
In front of the welcoming procession of the ministers and hundreds of officials, the captain Cui Lie stood in front to guide, and when he saw that Dong Zhuo was quite rude, he scolded Dong Zhuo for evasion, Dong Zhuo pointed at Cui Lie and scolded: "I ran three hundred miles day and night, what do you say to avoid now?" Believe it or not, I'll cut off your head! ”
Subsequently, Dong Zhuo entered the welcoming procession, first met Liu Bian, and then reached out to hug Liu Xie, the king of Chen Liu, from Min Gong's arms, but Liu Xie refused, so Dong Zhuo had to go with Min Gong and enter the city together.
The young emperor Liu Wei was afraid of Dong Zhuo's soldiers and horses, and when he saw it, he cried, and he couldn't coax it. The ministers persuaded Dong Zhuo to withdraw from the army, and Dong Zhuo asked rhetorically: "As ministers of state, you can't correct the royal family, causing turmoil in the country and the Son of Heaven being exiled, how can you have a reason for me to withdraw from the army?" ”
The ministers had no reason to refute, and in the end they could only enter the city together.
However, at this time, He Jin and He Miao's subordinates were leaderless, and Dong Zhuo was originally a person summoned by the general He Jin, so in desperation, the subordinates of the two were naturally incorporated by Dong Zhuo.
As his power continues to expand, Dong Zhuo's ambitions are also increasing day by day. In order to demonstrate his power, Dong Zhuo planned to abolish the establishment of the government, take the opportunity to crack down on dissidents, establish prestige, and control the government.
The main thing is that he doesn't like Liu Bian's soft egg very much. In his opinion, this little emperor can only cry in his pocket, and he has no manliness at all. When I saw him, I wanted to ask about the situation at first, but the little emperor was crying on the side, and he was so angry that he didn't call anywhere.
On the other hand, Liu Xie, the king of Chen Liu, is extremely smart, and he stutters clearly and clearly in front of him, and he is a good seedling at a glance. In addition, Liu Xie was raised by the Empress Dowager Dong, and Dong Zhuo thought that he and the Empress Dowager Dong were his own family, so he liked Liu Xie more.
However, as soon as he proposed this idea in the DPRK, he was met with strong opposition. He took Huo Guang as an example and reprimanded several Liu argues, and compared himself with Tian Yannian, saying that those who do not obey will die. Shangshu Lu Zhi came out to defend and pointed at Dong Zhuo's nose and scolded bitterly. Zhijin Wu Ding Yuan even almost wanted to play full martial arts with Dong Zhuo, if it wasn't for Li Ru to stop him behind, he might have been stabbed to death by Lu Bu's halberd.
Then the two sides started a scuffle, and several of Dong Zhuo's subordinates were killed by Lu Bu one after another.
Dong Zhuo was frightened on the one hand, and greedy on the other hand, and said on the spot that if I have to serve first, why worry about the world?
After a series of operations, he abandoned the Chitu BMW, not only brought back a unique son in the world, but also beat the rabbit with grass and killed his henchman Ding Yuan.
Killing dad also ushered in his first blood.
It doesn't matter, if there is one, there will be two, and if there is two, there will be three, and there will be three...... The road of the three surnamed house slaves has only taken a third of the way.
If it weren't for the shudder after listening to "Father Bu", maybe Cao Cao would have followed in the footsteps of Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo.
It can be seen that Liu Qi is still relatively kind, and he didn't let Lu Bu keep Lao Cao.
Lu Bu is still very loyal to Dong Zhuo now, not only received a batch of American-style equipment from Dong Zhuo, but also said on the spot that his son would follow his father from now on and go to the soup to fight the fire.
So, after Ding Yuan was killed and Lu Zhi fled, Dong Zhuo thought that there was no rival in the DPRK and China, so he planned to convene a great court meeting to discuss the abolition of the establishment for the second time.
Can't wait, it's going to come out, and now it has to be abolished!
At the second court meeting, the ministers clearly felt the difference in the atmosphere.
Dong Zhuozhi was full of pride, showing a smile that had the advantage in me.
He held his head high, glanced at the kneeling ministers below, looked at the armor soldiers outside the hall, and finally stopped his gaze on the new godson Lu Bu standing at the door.
Well, I have Fengxian, why are I afraid of the ministers?
"Ladies and gentlemen, the current emperor is weak and not enough to serve the temple, I will follow the story of Yiyin and Huo Guang, abolish the emperor as the king of Hongnong, and establish the king of Chen Liu as the emperor."
"There are disobedient ......" Dong Zhuo looked around and said solemnly: "Chop!" ”
Yi Yin and Huo Guang are two famous successful people in abolishing emperors, and they are both positive characters. Taijia of Yi Yin was a famous figure, the fourth king of the Shang Dynasty and the eldest grandson of Shang Tang.
At the beginning of his accession to the throne, Yi Yin assisted the government, but Taijia was a little chaotic and evil at first, and was exiled to Tonggong by Yi Yin. Three years later, Taijia enlightened in Tongliao's only designated dragon field, reformed his life, changed his life, and Yiyin welcomed him back to Bodu to become king again.
Huo Guang is more well-known, thinking that Emperor Zhao of the Han Dynasty Liu Fuling died and had no heirs, so he could only welcome Liu He, the king of Changyi, to Beijing as the emperor. But he never expected that this monarch was notoriously chaotic and evil, and he made 1,127 mistakes in just 27 days, and was deposed by Huo Guang, and Liu Xun, Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty, was renamed as the Son of Heaven. Maybe Liu He has elements in it that he doesn't want to be controlled, but there is no conflict with him being chaotic and evil.
After Dong Zhuo said this, the courtiers all looked at each other.
This time, there will not be another Lu Zhi who stands up and sneers at Dong Zhuo.
Looking at the courtiers who shrunk their heads like quails, Dong Zhuo couldn't help but feel a sense of happiness in his heart.
Okay, it's very good, that's what I want.
Aren't you crazy? Why aren't you crazy now?
With his words, Lu Bu walked in with Fang Tian's painting halberd.
The ministers couldn't help but be surprised, this Lu Bu has the courage of a tiger, and he was also co-opted by Dong Zhuo's old thief?
The old thief is already powerful, and with Lu Bu, it is really like a tiger with wings, and no one can beat him.
Lu Bu walked to Dong Zhuo's side and stood with a halberd.
Dong Zhuo looked at the ministers with satisfaction, and his heart was even more proud.
However, unexpectedly, in the crowd at this time, one person stood up and walked to the middle of the body.
It's not Yuan Shao, who is it?
Yuan Shao's expression was full of disdain, and he looked up at Dong Zhuo, and he made a loud voice.
"Today, the imperial court has been decided, and Zhaoer and others have entered Beijing, thinking that they will assist the Son of Heaven and stabilize the common people, and you ......"
Speaking of this, Yuan Shao squinted his eyes, and his eyes became more and more contemptuous.
"But several times, vainly discussing the abolition of the elder and the establishment of a concubine, isn't it a deliberate rebellion!"
Yuan Shaoji pointed at Dong Zhuo, righteous and awe-inspiring, his voice was like a bell, and he was deafening.
Cao Cao, who was sitting behind him, suddenly raised his head and looked at his former friend with sparkling eyes.
It's so handsome!
"The world is up to me! I'm doing it now, who dares to disobey! Dong Zhuo said in a shocking voice.
"The affairs of the world, in the emperor! To all loyal ministers! Yuan Shao arched his hand as he spoke, and looked around again. Then he looked at Dong Zhuo with disdain: "And you? But a usurper! What to do? ”
When Dong Zhuo heard this, he couldn't help but be furious. He stood up suddenly, pulled out the sword in his hand and pointed it at Yuan Shao and threatened loudly: "You want to test whether my sword is sharp?!" ”
Who knew that Yuan Shao drew out the long sword at his waist with a brush, and he didn't let it go at all: "My sword is not disadvantaged!" ”
The young man is righteous and full of blood, just to serve the country loyally.
Cao Cao, who was sitting quietly in the class, had his eyes brighter and brighter, and he sighed in his heart that he had not made this friend by mistake.
When the two of them were frowning coldly, a voice suddenly sounded outside.
"Who's so awesome? Dare to discuss the abolition of the Han Dynasty in Naigong? ”
Everyone looked to the place where the voice came from, but when they saw a very contradictory man standing in the doorway, it was hard to imagine that a person could have the domineering spirit of an emperor, the majesty of an emperor and the temperament of a hooligan at the same time. He was dressed in a cloth robe, carrying an eight-sided sword in his hand, and a lock of very unruly hair fluttering in front of his forehead.
"Who are you?"
Dong Zhuo's killing intent was almost overflowing outside the hall, Yuan Shao did not dare to act rashly, after all, the fourth generation and third duke of the Yuan family, peach and plum all over the world, almost half of the Han courtiers were inextricably linked with the Yuan family.
But the cloth outside the hall is different, it's just a cloth cloth, what if you kill it?
"Who is Nai Gong? Of course Naigong is Naigong. Liu Banghun waved his hand absently, "Naigong sees that you fat man may have lacked father's love since childhood, isn't this here to make up for your childhood?" ”
"Presumptuous! Where is my son? Dong Zhuo shouted.
"Son!" Lu Bu immediately pinched the halberd and came out of the ranks.
"Slaughtered this madman for my father!" Dong Zhuoji pointed at Liu Bang and said angrily.
Lu Bu got the order and walked down with the halberd.
He still has a little regret, as the so-called cutting chickens with a knife, killing such a cloth cloth, and using his own shot?
Unexpectedly, the cloth in front of him suddenly screamed: "Big man!" The three slaves will be handed over to you! ”
When Lu Bu heard this nickname, he instantly turned red.
(End of chapter)