Three-Family Sex ...... The title of the third surname is extremely insulting.

As we all know, Lu Bu has three fathers. a biological father, surnamed Lu; One father's surname is Ding, and the other's father's surname is Dong.

Doesn't that add up to three surnames?

The meaning of the house slave is easy to understand, anyway, it adds up, it is a very insulting word to Lu Bu's special attack.

not only satirized Lu Bu's three surnames, but also had a good interpretation of his betrayal of the Qin Dynasty.

If you have milk, you are a mother, and if you have benefits, you are a father.

Red rabbit among people, Lu Bu among horses. Fang Tian painted a halberd and stabbed his father-in-law.

Lu Bu was so angry now that he seemed to have been informed that the Monkey King had not invited him to the Pan Tao Festival, his face was as red as Feng Laozi's clothes, and his beard and hair were all over like a black whirlwind fighting with Zhang Shun.

He carried Fang Tian's halberd upside down and rushed towards Liu Bang.

But he was cold, and the halberd in his hand was opened by a huge force.

Lu Bu fixed his eyes and saw that standing in front of Liu Bang to block him was a giant man with a height of more than two meters.

He was stunned for a moment, his mind was speeding overclock, and he didn't know who this person was.

He can count all the famous generals of the Han Dynasty, but he doesn't remember that there are people who look so mighty and majestic.

Even the weapons were similar to those he used.

Of course he didn't know that this person was the legendary Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu. After all, this matter is too mysterious, who would have thought that Xiang Yu would be able to fight with Lu Bu hundreds of years later?

Another level of Guan Gong and Qin Qiong belonged to yes.

Although his character is not good, Lu Bu is also a martial idiot.

It is rare to find an existence in the world to pick up his move, and the person in front of him should definitely not be inferior to himself.

"Good time!" Lu Bu didn't laugh angrily, "You can't use it in this palace, do you dare to go out and have a fight with me?" ”

Xiang Yu didn't say anything, turned around and left.

Patting his hand on Liu Bang's shoulder, Xiang Yu whispered: "You kid, you owe me a drink." ”

"Got it, got it." Liu Bang said impatiently.

Lu Bu followed behind and walked out of the hall, leaving Dong Zhuo alone and not knowing what to say at first glance.

Although embarrassed, he couldn't lose his momentum, his eyes were wide open, and he stared at Liu Bang in front of him.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Dong Zhuo, you are just a rude and contemptible man, dare to rap here and talk nonsense?! A person suddenly appeared next to Liu Bang, it was his little brother Lu Xuan, "When my brother was mixing on the road, my grandfather was still wearing open crotch pants!" What a place to put here! You don't pee and take a picture to see what virtues you have? ”

Liu Bang hugged his arms and looked at Dong Zhuo coldly like an old dog.

Dong Zhuo's big black and fat face turned purple, he carried a long sword and pointed at Liu Bang: "Left and right!" Kill this madman on the spot! ”

Hearing Dong Zhuo's order, the soldiers under his command immediately rushed forward, vowing to chop the bold madman in front of him with a thousand knives and chop them into pulp.

As a result, as soon as he walked out, a group of strong men wearing plate armor and holding spears crowded in outside the hall.

The soldiers of the Xiliang Army under Dong Zhuo's command were held to the throat with spears in their throats, forced to the wall, and stood there motionless.

Just kidding, whoever dares to move, will die.

The tip of the spear that is dazzling in the cold forest can really scare people's souls away. The icy chill spread from the tip of the spear to the neck, and they had no doubt that if they dared to move, they would have to be stabbed in the neck.

Since people are merciful and don't kill people on the spot, it's better not to be bored.

The scabbard in Dong Zhuo's hand fell to the ground with a thud, he didn't know where these soldiers came from, obviously the entire Luoyang City was controlled by him - could it be an authentic?

Fortunately, he was still sane, and he didn't throw the long sword on the ground.

He didn't have time to think, he was now covered in cold sweat.

Sweaty, dude?

"Naigong grass, no one dares to talk to Naigong like this when it grows so big." Liu Bang looked at Dong Zhuo, who was sweating like rain, and smiled: "Isn't it awesome?" Didn't you just kill Naigong on the spot? ”

"Naigong's big man, he was taken advantage of by a small man like you, he was really bullied by dogs in Pingyang." Liu Bang shook his head and said with some regret.

"Your big man?" Dong Zhuo couldn't help but sneer when he heard this: "Who are you?" Do you deserve it too? ”

Pretend to be a ghost! Dong Zhuo thought to himself, even when Lao Tzu occupied the Jingshi, he didn't dare to claim that this was 'my big man', and you are also worthy?

"This is none other than Emperor Gao, the Taizu of my Great Han Dynasty!" Lu Juan introduced very doggy on the side.

As Liu Bang's hair, Lu Juan was naturally taken by Liu Bang's side.

The ministers were quietly eating melons on the side, but they were not calm when they heard the words.

Are you kidding? Suddenly, a person appeared and said that he was Emperor Gao of the Great Han Dynasty?

I also said that I was Emperor Guangwu!

But this is only for thinking about it, Dong Zhuo didn't dare to come out to refute it just now, not to mention that now there is a person who is stronger than Dong Zhuo.

As the saying goes, if you are not a dragon but not a river, people dare to stand in the court to control Dong Zhuo, they must have their own means.

"Who is Naigong, don't say Naigong himself." Liu Bang picked at his eyes and flicked Dong Zhuo with his little thumb: "You have also read the history books, ah, Naigong told you a word today, it was the dragon that coiled me, and the tiger that lay down for me." ”

As he spoke, Liu Bang took a shotgun from Lu Xuan's hand, the kind with a sawn barrel.

The barrel is sawed short to make it easier to carry and conceal, and on the other hand, to increase the range of bullet spread of shotguns and strengthen the lethality of melee combat.

Liu Bang carried a short gun and walked next to Dong Zhuo.

"Still holding a sword, huh?" Liu Bang's short gun poked Dong Zhuo's shoulder, and seeing that Dong Zhuo was still like that, he frowned and scolded loudly: "Put it down!" ”

The situation was stronger than people, and Dong Zhuo had no choice but to reluctantly put down the long sword.

"Who is involved in the abolition with you?" He stretched out his gun and pointed at Li Ru, who was standing on the side: "You participated, right?" ”

Li Ru was swinging, he was just making suggestions in the back, how could he have ever seen such a scene?

"You kneel down for Naigong." Liu Bangfei kicked Li Ru's buttocks: "Kneel!" ”

Then, he looked at Dong Zhuo.

"The first evil is left, and the rest is cut down by Naigong!"

Liu Bang's tone was full of impatience, as if he was ordering a piece of straw to be cut instead of a group of heads.

With an order, the Xiliang army except Dong Zhuo, whether it was an ordinary soldier, a strategist like Li Ru, or a general like Xu Rong, was all poked to the ground and beheaded.

The Anxi Iron Army under Li Xiaosan can be regarded as following Li Qing to understand that they have been specially trained by Li Yuanfang, and now it is not a problem to clean up the Xiliang Army.

Anxi Iron Army, Iron Army in every sense of the word. In terms of equipment, he was dressed in steel cans; From the point of view of will, it is as strong as steel and indestructible; The glorious history is as shining as steel.

Liu Bang sneered, walked to the edge of the dragon case, and sat on top of the dragon case.

At the same time, Liu Bei also took Guan Yu and Zhang Fei into the room, they tied up the generals at all levels of the Xiliang Army, and kicked to the bottom of the kneeling.

"Grandpa Taizu, Sun Chen lives up to his mission! There are a total of seventy-eight people above the captain of the Xiliang Army, all of them are here! ”

"Why are there only seventy-eight people?" Liu Bang straddled the dragon case, and Hang Erlang plucked his ears.

"The rest of the resistance was too fierce and cut." Liu Bei Zhengse said, as if he was saying something irrelevant.

Liu Bang nodded and snorted with satisfaction.

"Bei, you kid did a good job."

He looked around and asked again, "What about the two boys Liu Wei and Liu Xie?" Let them come out and see Naigong! ”

The ministers looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

Don't you say it...... Don't really say it.

Judging by the temperament of the man sitting on it alone...... He is indeed very much like the Emperor Taizu recorded in the book.

Hey, authentic.

Do you think this sitting posture looks like a real dragon entrenched on top of the dragon case?

The more the ministers looked at it, the more they looked like it, and the more they looked at it, the more they felt that he had a domineering atmosphere.

Immediately, an old man named Cai Yong stood up and wanted to test it.

"You said you are Emperor Taizu Gao, I don't know ......"

"Know your grandmother's spoon." Liu Bang threw out a mandarin orange on the dragon case.

It is estimated that Liu Bang often does this to the people who are there, and he takes advantage of it. This throw was particularly accurate, and it hit the top of Cai Yong's brain.

"The ministers see Emperor Gao of the Great Han Dynasty!" Cai Yong confirmed the identity of the other party almost instantly.

Without him, if it was a fake, it would be impossible to be rude enough to be so skillful.

Of course, Cai Yong also knows Liu Bang's character, what he said to whom.

Many people mistakenly think that Liu Bang is the "hooligan" he shows, but in fact, it is not. Taishi Gong portrayed Liu Bang as a more rogue person in Gaozu Benji, but at the same time, don't ignore a problem - this is just Gaozu Benji, which is developed from Liu Bang's perspective. In the eyes of others, Liu Bang is not just a hooligan ruffian. For example, before entering the customs, colleagues in Huaiwang's office commented that Liu Bang was "the elder of Peigong".

Liu Bang is a very deep person, just like the "dragon" in Cao Cao's mouth, he can be big and small, and he can be promoted and hidden.

Many people think that he is a profit-seeking villain because Liu Bang said to Liu Taigong in a hurry, "Which is the bigger or smaller of Zhong's industry?" Actually, it's not, because he doesn't say that, Mrs. Liu can't understand it.

chatting with Mrs. Liu, talking about the industry when he opens and closes, it looks like he is chasing small profits, that is because his father Mrs. Liu is like that, and he can only understand small profits.

arguing with Xiang Yu, opening his mouth and closing his mouth is "share my piece of the pie", that's because he can only do this, after all, Xiang Yu was a kidnapper at that time, what face can he ask for when he chats with a kidnapper? You don't allow me to do fifteen anymore?

Discussing problems with Zhang Liang, the beginning is a strategic position, talking about the art of war, the two hate to see each other late, Zhang Liang even said "Pei Gong is bestowed by heaven" when he meets people, that is because Zhang Liang is a maxima who is "strategizing and making decisions thousands of miles away", and he is Bole.

Chatting with Uncle Xiang, Liu Bang's posture was very low, not only as a brother, but even about his children's in-laws, willing to bow down and be small, this is because Uncle Xiang can be his help.

waited until he got along with Kuaitong (formerly known as Che, avoiding Liu Che, so the historical records and Hanshu called it Tong), because Kuaitong gave Han Xin a plan, and Liu Bang wanted to kill him. Kuaitong said that at that time, each was his master, but he knew that Han Xin did not know the emperor, and Liu Bang felt that it made sense, so he pardoned him. Such generosity cannot be done by a "narrow-minded" hooligan.

Liu Bang may be cautious in some places, but he is never ambiguous when it comes to big issues.

Many people think that knowing people and being good at their duties is just a sentence, as if Liu Bang's success completely depends on those brothers under him. However, few people think that knowing people and being good at their responsibilities are easy to say, but they are too difficult to do. As the so-called Maxima is often there, but Bole is not often, Liu Bang is actually the man who is good at discovering Maxima, making him full of food and strength, and only then will he be beautiful.

Why in the Chu-Han hegemony, Liu Bang will win and Xiang Yu will lose, just give an example. For example, if you have developed a more prominent but not so outstanding product in the company, Liu Bang waved his hand to give you a promotion and a salary increase, and arranged an independent office.

And Xiang Yu only gave you 200 yuan, and sent a certificate of merit as a commendation.

If it were you, who would you like to follow?

But then again, this actually does not prevent Liu Bang from having a more marketable personality.

As for why Cai Yong was treated like this, it is not that he did not respect Confucianism, in fact, among the various forces in the entire late Qin Dynasty, Liu Bang respected Confucianism the most.

He just felt that it was very annoying, but he was tired of listening and talking to people!

Liu Bang recorded by Taishi Gong is not a Spring and Autumn period penmanship. Everything must be viewed dialectically, if you only look at it from Liu Bang's own perspective, in fact, there is nothing wrong with Gaozu Benji's writing. But Liu Bang sitting on the throne, Liu Bang in the portrait, and Liu Bang in Gaozu Benji are not the real Liu Bang; Liu Bang in the eyes of Chen Ping, Zhang Liang, Kuaitong, Han Xin and others is the real Liu Bang.

"Get up, get up." Liu Bang held the big orange in his hand: "Don't talk about it, it's uneducated, I can't listen to this, what do you have to say!" ”

"Besides, it's a prince...... I was given by the immortals, and I was able to come to Zhongping for six years to help the Han Chamber......" Liu Bang said this, how awkward it was.

Mother, you descendants can't support the wall with mud, and let Naigong give you Kuang to support the Han room? Help your grandma with a spoon!

"What about the Immortal Master?" Liu Bang looked up and didn't see Li Qing.

"Bangzi! I'm so spicy! Li Qing, who was watching Xiang Yu vs. Lu Bu, heard Liu Bang calling him, so he flashed and appeared beside Liu Bang.

The ministers couldn't help but be in awe.

This era is much more superstitious than in later generations, you don't see that the Yellow Turban Rebellion can produce so many believers, and Yu Ji has also gained a large number of fans in Jiangdong. Now there is such an immortal master who has the ability to go through the world and return to the world with the Great Han Taizu......

Don't say it, Yuan Kui's face is a little complicated.

On the one hand, he was also very happy that the Han family was re-prosperous; On the other hand, who knows what kind of attitude Taizu will have towards his family of the four generations and three princes?

As long as it is a Han person, he Liu Bang will dare to beat anyone, and he will be sent to the Yuan family?

"What do you say?" Liu Bang asked in a low voice.

"Your big man, you ask me?" Li glanced at him innocently, "The way to solve it yourself, I don't care about you." ”

Liu:......

"Alas, I knew that it would be good to bring Xiao He and Cao Shen, and it would be okay to bring Han Xin." He patted his thighs and bared his teeth incessantly.

I regret taking Lu Juan a little, this kid has no real skills at all except for patting the horse before and after the saddle.

Thinking of Lu Juan, in fact, he is also a little pity. In history, Lu Juan's fate was not very good, the two of them were bare-chested dolls in the real sense, Lu Juan was loyal to him, and finally was forced to the Huns, and he was forced to have no choice but to do so.

So Liu Bang waved his hand to take back Lu Juan's feudal kingdom and make him a prince. Lu Juan is also quite satisfied, the elder brothers don't care about this, it's good to be able to play together.

Liu Bang can also see it, although this kid has no ability, but he still has eyesight, and he knows who is the thigh of the big man now, and he 100% wants to follow the immortal master.

After a short time, the palace people came over with two children, followed by a graceful and luxurious woman.

"Daughter-in-law has seen Emperor Taizu." Empress Dowager He didn't say a word, and knelt on the spot.

Dong Zhuoba Jingshi is considered to have seen it, and even wants to abolish his emperor. It sounds good to say, it is the abolition of the emperor as the king of Hongnong - but from ancient times to the present, how many deposed emperors can live well?

Now that Emperor Taizu is here, the two of them can be saved.

"Get up." Liu Bang looked disgusted: "The old lady's family, the hair is long and the knowledge is short, you have to have one-tenth of the level of the old lady Lu Pheasant, and you will not get mixed up in this field." ”

"Granddaughter-in-law...... The granddaughter-in-law is afraid that the eldest brother will control the government like Liang Ji......" Empress Dowager He said sneeringly.

In fact, her worries are quite reasonable, after all, Liang Ji's shriveled calf is not far away.

"Alas, it's okay, it's okay, I'll follow Nai in two days...... Go back with me, you and Lu Pheasant will study hard. Liu Bang also knew that Empress Dowager He was not towards her mother's family, but married a chicken and a dog to his old Liu family, "Don't worry, this throne is your son Liu Wei's, and no one can take it away!" I said it! ”

"Granddaughter-in-law thanked Emperor Taizu's grandfather!" Empress Dowager He was overjoyed, and immediately fell to the ground and began to kowtow.

got the promise that her son could always be the emperor, and the Empress Dowager He immediately changed her words, and even called her grandfather.

It's not a loss, and there's nothing wrong with it. The abbreviation of grandpa can also be grandpa.

"Okay, okay, don't knock." Liu Bang waved his hand in disgust: "If the level is not enough, don't mess around, and the auxiliary government will be handed over to ......."

"What about Lu Zhi?" He asked suddenly.

"Lu Zhi ran away." Li Qing said on the side: "I just had a big fight with Dong Zhuo a few days ago, and now I guess where I am hiding." ”

"Call him back!" Liu Bang said to the people below: "Lu Zhi, Cai Yong, and Yuan Kui will jointly assist the government...... Who's that, Cao Cao is not there? ”

Cao Cao, who was pouting his head and eating melons like a rue in a melon field, didn't expect Emperor Taizu to know about him at all, he was stunned for a long time, but Yuan Shao walked over and pulled him out.

"Meng De, His Majesty Taizu called you!" Yuan Shao reminded in a low voice, still a little delicious.

Why didn't His Majesty Taizu mention me? Anyway, I also drew my sword with Dong Zhuo just now!

Cao Cao was flattered and fell to the ground, waiting for Liu Bang to speak.

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