Chapter 180: Bitter Mother-in-law

Li Banfeng and Chu Er sat at the table with a plate of bitter vegetables and two nests in front of them.

"The bitter herbs are salted, it's delicious, you can taste it."

Li Banfeng was not in the mood to eat bitter vegetables, and besides, this little thing was not enough to eat.

Chu Er's grain is distributed by Kucai Village on a monthly basis, and he can only eat so much for each meal, even if Chu Er is a woman, she can't eat enough here.

"Where's my key?" This is what Li Banfeng is most concerned about.

Chu Er's face was displeased: "You came all the way to find me, or to find the key?" ”

Li Banfeng showed a smile: "Silly girl, what are you talking about?" Who do you think of me? I came all the way to this place, of course, to find the key. ”

Chu Er's face turned pale with anger: "You don't have to say it so straight!" ”

"Hurry up and give me the key!"

"Don't give it!"

"Don't give it, right?"

"If you don't give it, what?"

"Not really."

Li Banfeng really can't do anything about Chu Er.

He had heard Ma Wu say that Chu Er had all kinds of tricks to torture herself, and it was useless to torture and interrogate.

After thinking for a moment, Li Banfeng changed his strategy, his eyes were full of tenderness, and he looked at Chu Er: "I said that I came to find the key, that is the reason I came up with, I really want to come to you." ”

Chu Ershang rolled his eyelids and looked at Li Banfeng: "Are you telling the truth?" ”

Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and said, "Sincerely." ”

"You swear I'll listen?"

Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "I'm not the kind of superstitious person. ”

Chu Erwan smiled: "Just if you are sincere, you tell me first, how did you come to Kucaizhuang?" ”

"It's a long story," Li Banfeng began to make up, "Didn't I find out that the key was lost, so I searched, searched everywhere, and I found Ma Wuna." ”

"Ma Wu told you, I have been to your house?"

"Yes, he told me!"

"He told you that I came to Kucai Village?"

"Yes, that's what he said."

Chu Er thought about it, but it was reasonable: "What happened later? ”

Also later.

This man has a lot of problems.

Li Banfeng continued: "As soon as I heard that you went to Kucaizhuang, I was in a hurry, I couldn't rest assured that I couldn't get you, so I found a way to get a ticket and came over.

It's my first time here, and I can't tell the difference between the east and west, so I finally found your place to live......"

Chu Er glared at him and said, "You just arrived?" ”

Li Banfeng nodded: "Just arrived." ”

"Then I just took a shower, did you see it?"

"I didn't see it, I missed such a good thing," Li Banfeng sighed, shook his head again and again, "When will you take a bath next time?" ”

"Half a year later."

Li Banfeng blinked: "You wash it once every six months?" ”

Chu Er nodded seriously: "More or less?" ”

Li Banfeng blinked again: "Are you crazy?" ”

Chu Er replied seriously: "I'm not crazy, my father took me to the hospital to see it, and the doctors said I wasn't crazy." ”

"You've been to the hospital too? I've been to the hospital too! That's what the doctor said! ”

Chu Er smiled and leaned back: "Or let's say that the two of us have fate." ”

Between leaning forward and closing back, Li Banfeng found that she had a rope tied around her neck.

"Yes, there is fate!" Li Banfeng laughed loudly, and then pounced on Chu Er.

Chu Er was shocked: "You can't be so fast if you have fate, you wait first, not now......"

After some tearing, Li Banfeng ripped the key from Chu Er's neck.

Chu Er covered his neck, gasping for breath.

Li Banfeng was so ruthless that he almost strangled her to death.

"I knew you weren't here for me!" Chu Er said with red eyes, "You negative person, why did you lie to me?" ”

"I feel bad in my heart, I feel ashamed of myself!" Li Banfeng got up, put on his top hat, walked to the door and said, "I don't have the face to see you again in the future, and we will never meet again in the future." ”

For a moment, Li Banfeng really wanted to kill Chu Er.

Although she didn't know what the key was for, Li Banfeng was worried that she would have the idea of playing the key in the future.

But at the moment when he wanted to make a move, the skill of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil suggested that he was in great danger, and the specific reason was unknown.

This is the bitter vegetable village, which is the base camp of penance.

Killing people here, killing an ascetic from a prominent background, Li Banfeng is not sure what the consequences will be.

Li Banfeng left, Chu Er didn't chase after her, she took a bite of bitter vegetables, and said with a hideous smile: "I'll see where you can go!" ”

Kucaizhuang is sparsely populated and the land is desolate.

Li Banfeng walked along the loess road, walked more than two miles, and only saw a mud house, which was more dilapidated than the one where Chu Er lived, and other than that, he didn't see any other buildings.

It's really a lifeless place, even if the sea eats the infestation, it's better than the bitter vegetable village.

Opening the pocket watch and looking at the time, and then looking at the position of the sun, Li Banfeng quickly identified the direction.

He's heading south.

Lee's target is SHKP.

As long as you walk to Xindi, you can refer to Yao Lao's map and return to Lanyang Village.

Can you go south to the New Land?

"Sister Hulu, have you ever been to Kucai Village?"

"What are you doing in this place? Do you want to be guilty? Just ask the big sister, she's well-informed. ”

Back to the portable record player?

This place is empty except for the loess, and there is not even a place to hide the key.

What if someone picks up the key again?

Besides, it was in vain to ask, Li Banfeng didn't know where he was, there were no landmark buildings here, and the record player couldn't show him the way.

There was a man in front of him, wearing a gray cotton jacket, and his whole body was covered tightly, and he couldn't tell whether it was a man or a woman.

Li Banfeng stepped forward to ask for directions: "This ...... Uncle, I want to ask how to get to Xindi? ”

The man looked up, with a scarf over his face, and asked, "What are you going to do in the new earth?" ”

As soon as he heard that the voice was a middle-aged woman, Li Banfeng quickly changed his words and said: "Eldest sister, I first came to Kucaizhuang and got lost, I want to go hunting in Xindi." ”

The eldest sister shook her head and said, "Young man, do you know why you got lost?" ”

"I guess so, accidentally......"

This question is so profound that Li Banfeng really doesn't know how to answer.

"It's not that you're careless, it's that you haven't thought it through, it's that you haven't understood it, you don't know why you're here, just like you don't know where you're going in the future.

Don't let lust get your eyes over, don't let comfort blind your heart, don't let indulgence kill your ambitions, don't let laziness corrupt your character. ”

Li Banfeng stood in place and said, "I just want to ask for directions......"

On him, a magic weapon was trembling, and he tried his best to say two words: "Shut up!" ”

You see that the judge was so angry that he actually said two words!

How can laziness corrupt character?

This woman is talking nonsense.

The eldest sister sighed: "Young man, since you are here, you must calm your heart, only by calming down, can you settle down, you can understand where you are going, and you can know the meaning of this life." ”

"That's what the eldest sister said." Li Banfeng nodded and walked away.

With such a person, there is no need to grind her teeth, she is stunned.

"Stop!" The woman didn't let Li Banfeng go, "Where are you going?" ”

"Go where I'm supposed to be." Li Banfeng gave a very profound answer.

"Your heart is too impetuous," the eldest sister stretched out her hand and grabbed Li Banfeng's clothes, "You don't know where you're going, listen to me, stay." ”

Li Banfeng shook off the eldest sister and tidied up his clothes: "I know where I'm going, don't bother you." ”

The eldest sister was a little disappointed in Li Banfeng: "You don't want to stay?" After all these things, haven't you understood it yet? ”

"Whether I understand it or not, it's my own business, and it doesn't bother you." Li Banfeng's tone changed, and he was a little angry.

The eldest sister raised her head and looked at Li Banfeng with a pair of bloodshot eyes: "Why can't you stay?" Why go? If you really go, won't all the hard work you have done before be wasted?

You still haven't figured it out, you don't know why you're here, but I know that the first time I saw you, I knew why you're here. ”

See me for the first time?

Isn't this the first time?

Why doesn't this eldest sister speak logically?

Li Banfeng didn't want to entangle with her, so he ran away.

The eldest sister followed behind her as if she was taking a walk, and said to Li Banfeng: "Do you have to go?" ”

How can this eldest sister run and how fast?

I'm a third-story brigade cultivator, but I can't outrun her?

Her cultivation is so high?

Li Banfeng stopped running, he knew that he couldn't run away: "Eldest sister, I really accidentally arrived at Kucaizhuang, and I am not familiar with life, so you can let me go,

When I get out of the bitter vegetable village, I won't forget your kindness, and I'll go to Green Water City to buy some good things another day, and then come to visit you. ”

The eldest sister was stunned for a moment: "You go to Green Water City, you just want to leave Kucai Village?" ”

Li Banfeng was surprised: "Otherwise? Where did I think I was leaving? ”

Hearing this, the eldest sister nodded and said, "It's not impossible to leave Kucaizhuang, but you have to follow my rules, as long as you can beat me, I will let you go." ”

Li Banfeng rubbed his forehead, and said helplessly: "Sister, you are joking, we don't know each other, what am I doing beating you?" ”

The eldest sister moved her muscles and bones: "I don't use techniques, and I don't use blades, otherwise I will bully you,

Let's fight against each other, as long as you beat me, I will not only let you go, but also give you a ride. ”

"What you said," Li Banfeng shook his head and sighed, "I'm a man, you're a woman, how can I beat a woman?" ”

The eldest sister laughed and said, "This sentence is quite like a gentleman......

Bang!

Li Banfeng punched the eldest sister in the face.

The eldest sister was silent.

Li Banfeng said very seriously: "Eldest sister, I hit you first, this has to be counted as my win, let's talk about it." ”

The eldest sister sighed: "Okay, I'll let you go." ”

Li Banfeng looked happy: "Then I'll ......"

Bang! The eldest sister suddenly raised her leg and kicked Li Banfeng.

This kick was quite ruthless, and Li Banfeng almost fell to the ground.

"Big sister, you are so vicious!"

"You are defenseless because you haven't tempered enough, and I'll let you go when you've tempered enough."

……

As the sun sank in the west, Chu Er was cooking on a fire in the courtyard, and Li Banfeng walked back with a blue nose and swollen face.

"Seventh Master, what's going on?" Chu Er patted the dust on his palm, "Didn't you say you wanted to leave?" How did you come back again? ”

Li Banfeng laughed dryly and said: "I met an eldest sister halfway, that eldest sister is so nice, I have to say that I want to stay for a few more days,

I said I wouldn't stay, she said she could only leave if I won the battle, I fought, I didn't win,

I said I wouldn't fight, she said I didn't practice enough, and then she kept beating me until now. ”

Chu Erwan smiled: "Seventh Master, you have met a bitter mother-in-law." ”

"Who is the bitter mother-in-law?"

"The bitter mother-in-law is the bitter mother-in-law, it is easy to enter the bitter vegetable village, and if you want to go out, you have to agree with the bitter mother-in-law."

Li Banfeng looked at Chu Er in a daze: "Can't you get out too?" ”

"I can't get out," Chu Er shook his head and said, "I have to wait for the bitter mother-in-law to leave before I can leave the bitter vegetable village." ”

"When is she leaving?"

"Come in February, leave in May, she usually stays in Kucaizhuang for three months, I'm talking about the lunar calendar."

"The fifth month of the lunar calendar?"

It's not yet the third lunar month, so don't you have to stay here for more than two months?

"What is the origin of this bitter mother-in-law?"

"I don't know where she came from, anyway, you should live with me steadily, otherwise the bitter mother-in-law will beat you once and again."

For dinner, it was still bitter herbs and wotou.

Chu Er looked at Li Banfeng affectionately: "Seventh Master, you eat, I am reluctant to eat it myself, and I will leave it to you." ”

Li Banfeng ate bitter herbs and chewed his nest head, as if he had returned to his time in other states.

Seeing that Li Banfeng had eaten a lot, Chu Er sighed lightly: "When you and Ma Wu were in trouble, you also suffered so much, right?" ”

Li Banfeng shook his head and said: "After meeting me, Ma Wu has never suffered, he is my brother, but if I can think of a way, I will not let my brother suffer." ”

Chu Er snorted coldly and said, "It's actually no harm in suffering a little. ”

"There's so much harm to suffering, and I don't see any good."

"Can you speak? I'm an ascetic, and you tell me it's no good to suffer? ”

"Leave the suffering to yourself! You have a bed, where do I sleep at night? ”

Chu Er said softly: "Don't see outside, just squeeze the two of us." ”

Li Banfeng sneered: "Really? ”

"It's not true," Chu Er shook his head and said, "It's not okay now, the bitter mother-in-law is here, we can't sleep together, otherwise we will be killed together." ”

"She cares about that?"

"Tube! As long as it is a happy thing, she is not allowed to do it, not only this, but even take a bath, she is in Kucaizhuang, and no one in the village can take a bath, do you think I really wash it once every six months?

I was trying to avoid her, and I couldn't stand it today, so I secretly wiped it with water, and if she saw it, I would be beaten to death! ”

More than two months, how can this be boiled.

No, you have to find a way to escape.

Late at night, Li Banfeng quietly left Chu Er's house, relying on his talent to avoid evil, he chose a direction.

Go north, the north is lucky!

Li Banfeng ran all the way for twenty miles, and he didn't meet a bitter mother-in-law all the way.

Sure enough, the talent of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil is the most useful!

When he was rejoicing, Li Banfeng tripped over a stone, and the judge's pen fell to the ground.

"Why was you so careless?" The bitter mother-in-law picked up the judge's pen for Li Banfeng.

"I'll pay more attention next time." Li Banfeng accepted the judge's pen.

The bitter mother-in-law shook her head and said, "I see that you still haven't understood it thoroughly. ”

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Then I'll go back to enlightenment." ”

"You can't just rely on yourself to understand, someone has to help you temper."

Li Banfeng hugged his head and said, "Can we change someone's hammer?" ”

PS: Who is the bitter mother-in-law?

(End of chapter)