Li Banfeng returned to Chu Er's residence, and seeing that Chu Er was still asleep, he quietly entered the portable residence.

The lady exclaimed: "Hey, Xianggong, why are you injured like this?" ”

Li Banfeng's injuries were indeed not light, his face was bruised and swollen, and he was almost unrecognizable.

"Lady, there is something for you, do you know the bitter mother-in-law?"

"Bitter mother-in-law? Which bitter mother-in-law? ”

"The bitter mother-in-law of the bitter herb village."

In this matter, Li Banfeng asked about the wine gourd, asked about the Tang knife, and even asked about the judge's pen, and none of the magic weapons around him recognized the bitter mother-in-law.

Maybe some of the memories have disappeared with the soul, or maybe they don't know about Kucaizhuang in the first place.

It seems that only the lady knows about this.

Da Da Da ~ Huh!

"The bitter mother-in-law of the bitter vegetable village!"

"Yes," Li Banfeng nodded, "Is she the earth god of Kucai Village?" ”

Da Da Da ~ Huh!

"Hey, hey, she's not an earthly god."

The lady knew the bitter mother-in-law, but her tone was a little strange.

"Hey, hey, but what can she be if she's not an earth god?"

Why did the lady ask me about me?

Li Banfeng followed the stylus stand and touched the lady's squeaky nest: "Lady, it's okay." ”

The lady didn't laugh, why wasn't she afraid of itching?

Whoosh~Whoo~Whoo~

The steam was spitting rapidly, the gears were spinning rapidly, and the flames in the fuel tank were soaring.

Li Banfeng hurriedly added water to the water tank, he was afraid that the lady would burn the pot dry.

Lady, what's wrong?

"Hey, hey, she's not an earthly god, so what can she be? What could it be? Hahahahaha~"

The lady suddenly laughed wildly, and the whole main room was full of steam.

"Lady, what's wrong?" Li Banfeng became nervous.

"Who are you?" The sound of the turntable became undulating, and the singing voice became unusually cold.

Li Banfeng responded: "I am your father-in-law." ”

"Hey, Xianggong, you're back from grocery shopping?" The lady's tone became gentle again.

"Today...... There is no grocery shopping. ”

"Since I didn't buy vegetables, then it's not my father-in-law, my father-in-law never let me starve, who are you?"

Li Banfeng didn't know how to answer, and suddenly saw a whirlwind blowing in the outer room, and the red lotus swept Li Banfeng into the room and closed the door.

There was a cracking sound outside the door, and Li Banfeng was worried that something would happen to the lady.

When the sound subsided slightly, Li Banfeng immediately went out of the room and found that the record player was safe and sound, but the room was unusually stuffy.

"Lady?" Li Banfeng called out.

Whew~Whew~

The steam spewed out a few times, and the record player responded: "Hey, Xianggong." ”

It's okay, you still recognize me.

Li Banfeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Whew~Whew~

"Xianggong came back from grocery shopping?"

Li Banfeng didn't know how to answer.

He saw the singing girl standing by the wall, and he really couldn't feed her to the lady.

But she only has spirituality left, and her soul has been eaten, can the lady still look at it?

When I was embarrassed, I suddenly heard the lady ask: "Xianggong, who hurt you like this?" ”

This question again.

Lady amnesia?

Forgot what just happened?

I can't just answer this time.

I said that I was injured by a ruthless man, and the lady asked who the ruthless man was, and if I couldn't get it, I would think of the bitter mother-in-law, and I would go crazy at that time.

You have to distract the lady as much as possible, so that she doesn't associate with the bitter mother-in-law.

"It's a few thieves, there are many of them, I am outnumbered, and I was wounded."

"What kind of thief?" The lady was very angry, "Is it a travel repair?" If it's a travel cultivator, I'll take them home, I'll kill them, hahahaha, kill them! ”

Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "It's not a travel cultivator. ”

"It's not that the brigade cultivator will also bring it home, if you hurt my father-in-law, you should die, and the little slaves will kill them together! Hoohahahaha! ”

The lady is still not normal.

Li Banfeng promised: "Yes, they all killed them, is the lady tired?" If you're tired, take a break. ”

Whew~

The turntable yawned.

"Not to mention, I'm a little tired, I'll go to those thieves later, and let the little slave rest for a while."

While the lady was still asleep, Li Banfeng took out the old teapot and said to the lady: "Now that I am already a fourth-story house repair, the seal of this magic weapon should be able to be unlocked." ”

"Hey~ This teapot is too high, now untie it, I'm afraid it's not good for my husband."

"The lady is too cautious, Zhong Desong was only on the second floor, hasn't she always used it."

"He is a penance, and he can withstand the torture of this teapot, so he will bring the teapot to the minister, and the little slave will say a few words to him first."

Li Banfeng took the teapot to the record player and approached, although he had the technique of understanding the spiritual sound, but the speed of the two was too fast, Li Banfeng didn't hear clearly, only saw the record constantly rotating on the tray, and the sound of gongs and drums came from time to time in the loudspeaker.

The lady is intimidating the teapot, and the two are probably discussing the cost.

After waiting for more than five minutes, the lady exhaled a breath of steam: "The matter has been discussed, and the capital of the magic weapon is still needed after all."

In the past, his capital was too big, and he had to burn the master once when he used it once, but now the capital has changed, and he just let Xianggong take a hot bath. ”

Li Banfeng looked at the teapot: "Isn't this all the same?" ”

"Don't worry, the bath water won't be too hot, and he won't hurt Xianggong."

With a magic weapon, you can take a bath for nothing, is there such a cheap thing?

Li Banfeng was very suspicious of the teapot's motives, and the lady yawned and said, "Xianggong, the little slave is really sleepy, so go to sleep first." ”

The lady fell asleep, and Li Banfeng took the teapot to the fifth room.

The fifth room is at the end of the third room, which is the furthest room from the record player.

The room was empty, and the fifth room had just been opened, and Li Banfeng had not yet purchased his belongings, so he held the teapot in his hand and asked, "Do you know Kucaizhuang?" ”

The teapot replied, "You know, all the penances in the world come from the bitter herbs. ”

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "Aren't all cultivators in the world coming from the merchant's medicinal powder?" ”

"Hehe, that's not necessarily, in addition to the merchant, there are many sources of medicinal powder, and the rich and noble families have a lot of medicinal powder for Wenxiu and Wuxiu, which is not bought from the merchant."

Ma Wu did say that there are medicinal powders in the big family, but they didn't buy it from the merchant, and where did it come from?

"The old man doesn't know about the affairs of the rich and noble, but the medicinal powder for penance comes from the bitter herb village.

Kucaizhuang has no borders, and there are borders with all parts of Puluo, anyone who wants to come, can come, live in the white food hall of Kucaizhuang for three days, if they can endure this misery, Ku Po will give them the medicinal powder, and they will be counted as entering the Taoist gate from then on. ”

"Any person, all the medicine powder? Don't you need to accumulate Dao fate? ”

"Kucaizhuang is a special place, if you stay here for three days, you will be able to save up the Dao Yuan."

"It's about the same as a three-headed fork?"

"It's far away, you can't go to the three-headed fork, and the things that are saved there may not be the edge of the road.

In the next life, you asked about the bitter mother-in-law, could it be that you have already arrived at the bitter vegetable village? ”

Li Banfeng did not deny it: "I am in Kucaizhuang now, I can't get out, and my bitter mother-in-law won't let me go, saying that she wants to temper me." ”

"Since she won't let you go, you will live in the village for a few days, we don't even have a month card in this house, I don't know what month it is, anyway, she stays for three months a year at most, and when she leaves, you can go again,

Don't argue with her, let alone fight with her, you are not her opponent, a thousand you, ten thousand you, and she is not her opponent. ”

1,000, 10,000......

That's an exaggeration, right?

What level of character is she?

Can the earth gods hold her?

"The lady said that she is not the earth god of Kucai Village, so who is the earth god of Kucai Village?"

"Kucai Village originally had a god of the earth, but now there is no more.

Also, don't compare the gods of the earth with the bitter mother-in-law, they are not worthy. ”

Aren't the gods of the earth worthy?

"What level of cultivation is the bitter mother-in-law?"

The teapot coughed twice and said: "Housheng, I am your magic weapon, I am not ambiguous when I go into battle, but I have my temperament, I don't want to be someone else's slave,

If you can afford me, let's be a pair of New Year's friends, you call me brother, I call you brother,

If you look down on me, call me an old man, and I won't be bad at doing my duty.

I don't remember much, and if I can tell you, I'll tell you,

I've forgotten most of the things about my bitter mother-in-law, so don't ask about the things I forgot. ”

Although Li Banfeng still doesn't trust the teapot, Li Banfeng agrees with the attitude of getting along as equals.

"Brother, I won't ask more about the bitter mother-in-law, please say a few more words about the matter of the bitter vegetable village, I have to stay here for more than two months, what do I need to pay attention to in these two months?"

"You have to remember three rules, the first rule is suffering, in the bitter vegetable village, you have to endure the suffering, don't want to enjoy happiness here,

Don't drink, don't smoke, don't think about eating well, don't think about sleeping girls,

Your house is a little special, in this room to accompany you a few ladies to have fun, it doesn't hurt, but out of this house, you must abide by the rules in the Zhuangzi,

Out of the bitter vegetable village, there is a lot of fun waiting for you outside, don't miss a big event because of a moment of greed. ”

"What happens if you miss a big thing?"

"If I'm not mistaken, there are only two people who break the rules in Kucai Village, those who don't want to stay will be kicked out of Zhuangzi by her, and those who want to stay will be sent to Xindi by her.

Dude, I don't know much about you out there, but I guess you've been to the new land, and you should know how dangerous the new land is.

The new land of Kucaizhuang is particularly dangerous, if you are sent to Xindi by the bitter mother-in-law, she will not allow you to return to Kucaizhuang, you are afraid that you will have to stay in Xindi for the rest of your life, which is more important, you can decide for yourself. ”

Go to Xindi!

It's good to go to Xindi!

Then I will be able to walk back to Lanyang Village.

While thinking about it, I suddenly heard the teapot speak again: "The second rule is not to ask the origin, in the Zhuangzi, don't ask anyone's origin, not even the name, this is a customary rule." ”

"What happens if you break this rule?"

"It's not going to be anything, it's just that people will be disgusted, when you come to Kucai Village, you are all suffering people, and the identity outside has nothing to do with the things in the Zhuangzi,

The third rule is that you can't kill people, in Kucaizhuang, even the bitter mother-in-law herself doesn't kill people.

This rule must not be violated, the first time I went to the bitter vegetable village, two people fought over food, one died, and the other disappeared that night.

No one knows where he went, and no one knows whether he was dead or alive, and the murder in Kucaizhuang was all the result. ”

No wonder when Li Banfeng wanted to kill Chu Er, he would feel that there was a great danger.

This also reminded Li Banfeng that he wanted to do things in Kucaizhuang, but he must not cause human life.

But this is also a good thing, if Li Banfeng is doing something here, the bitter mother-in-law will not kill him.

The old teapot continued: "As long as you don't violate these three rules, you don't care about other things. ”

Li Banfeng asked the teapot: "It's rare to revisit the old place, do you want to go back and see?" ”

"Brother, I'm still the same sentence, if you want to fight in Kucaizhuang, I will not be ambiguous when it is time to make a move,

If you don't want to fight, it's better not to let me go to Kucaizhuang, and don't let me set foot there again. ”

He has a deep grudge against Kucaizhuang.

Li Banfeng put away the teapot and went to sleep in the main room.

The teapot is different from other magic weapons.

He seems to have more than other magic weapons.

……

The next morning, Li Banfeng walked out of the carry-on house, took the key, and saw Chu Er lying on the wall and looking around.

Li Banfeng walked behind him and asked, "What are you looking at!" ”

Chu Er shuddered and fell down from the wall: "What are you doing, do you want to scare people to death?" ”

Li Banfeng asked, "Sneaky, what are you doing lying on the wall?" ”

"I'm not looking for you, who knows where you ran in the morning, tomorrow is the day to eat white food, hurry up and come with me, don't wait for the bitter mother-in-law to come and beat you again."

Out of the door, Li Banfeng asked as he walked: "What does it mean to eat white food?" ”

"It's the people of Quanzhuang, let's go to the white food restaurant tomorrow and eat a day's food for nothing."

And this kind of good thing?

"Do you still eat nests?"

Chu Er smiled bitterly: "It's good to have a nest head, go to the white food restaurant, you have to eat rice." ”

"Isn't rice better than wotou?"

"You'll know when you go."

"Tomorrow is the dinner, let's leave today? Isn't it too early? ”

"The whole bitter vegetable village is just a white food restaurant, I have to count it away, and if I live far away, I have to leave three days in advance."

The whole bitter vegetable village goes to one place to eat, how big is this restaurant?

Li Banfeng followed Chu Er for a day and a night, but in fact, the white food restaurant was not far away, just more than eighty miles away.

But Chu Er is not a travel cultivator, it is impossible to walk as fast as Li Banfeng, and the road is not easy to walk, the wind and sand are very strong, and when he walks to the White Food Restaurant, the sky is almost bright.

The people of the entire bitter vegetable village gathered in front of the white food restaurant and waited for the meal.

The so-called white food restaurant is not a big restaurant, just a big earthen house, and there are barely seven or eight big tables in it.

Can this fit the entire people of the bitter vegetable village?

It can really fit it.

Li Banfeng roughly counted, and there were only more than sixty people in front of the white food restaurant.

"There's a lot of them that haven't come, right?"

Chu Er looked around: "It's almost all here." ”

"How many people are there in the bitter vegetable village?"

"It's a lot, there aren't many penances, and there aren't even more people who are willing to go back to Kucaizhuang to practice, but if there is a little level, who will come here if they have nothing to do."

At seven o'clock in the morning, the white food restaurant opened, and the uncle who cooked gave a bowl of rice, and the side dish was still bitter vegetables from Kucaizhuang.

Li Banfeng took a bite of rice, chewed it twice, and carefully tasted the ratio of sand and rice.

Fifty percent sand, fifty percent rice?

No, it feels like there's more sand.

Li Banfeng wanted to vomit, but Chu Er hurriedly stopped him: "You can't vomit, if you vomit, you will be beaten." ”

Li Banfeng swallowed the rice and put the bowl on the ground: "I'm full." ”

Chu Er shook his head and said, "There can't be left, and if you have left, you will be beaten!" ”

The uncle who was cooking was looking at this room, and there was anger in his eyes.

Li Banfeng still put the bowl down.

Chu Er was frightened: "Don't make trouble, the cooker is coming." ”

"If he wants to beat me," Li Banfeng stood up, "Okay, I'll fight him!" ”

It's not that I can't endure this suffering, it's that I can't stand this anger.

Good rice, what sand do you mix?

There is a lot of grain piled up in the open space behind the white food restaurant, there are not many people in the bitter vegetable village, and the food is obviously enough to eat, why do you waste people so much?

The rice uncle walked towards this side angrily, took two steps, and then retreated angrily.

Li Banfeng was ready to do it, and he was wondering why he couldn't make this meal.

Chu Er lowered his head and didn't dare to say a word.

There seems to be an extra person around.

Li Banfeng glanced back and saw that the bitter mother-in-law was behind him.

In the white food restaurant, everyone lowered their heads and did not dare to move.

They knew who the person who came, and they knew that Li Banfeng was going to be unlucky.

The bitter mother-in-law looked at Li Banfeng, and said in a calm tone: "If you don't eat, I think you still haven't tempered enough." ”

Looks like we're going to get beaten again.

But even if he was beaten, Li Banfeng didn't eat this bowl of rice.

A good rice mixed with sand is deliberately disgusting!

Seeing that Li Banfeng was so stubborn, the bitter mother-in-law didn't beat him.

She took out a bitter herb from her pocket: "After all, it's a bitter one, don't eat, eat a vegetable." ”

Chu Er squatted on the ground and pulled Li Banfeng's trouser legs.

Seventh Master, I beg you to eat, but don't die again.

PS: Why do you have to force him to eat vegetables?

(End of chapter)