Director Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 33
Take a look at Yu Jing's three works since his debut, the first two are tragic endings, and I can't let go of them for a long time after watching them. The mandarin duck robbery is even more excessive, so angry that people's liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are hurting. Grandpa Ye Binhai is 309 years old this year, this age is also an elderly person in the interstellar, he was just discharged from the hospital some time ago, what if he faints when he sees the movie.
"It's not early, I'll send you back to rest." Ye Lele coaxed angrily, "As long as you go to bed obediently, Yu Jing still has two short dramas and a variety show, I will show it to you tomorrow." ”
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Yu Jing's black fans didn't want to go to the theater to contribute to the box office for him, and they have been patiently not watching it, and now that the online movie is also online, they can't wait to go in and pay to watch it, trying to grab Yu Jing's pigtails.
After reading it, this group of black fans stopped.
…… It's really kind of disgusting.
At this time, the administrator in the group began to @Feng Yu.
[Xiao Xiaoxia: @冯鱼, group leader, has the manuscript been written, the brothers are waiting, and it is guaranteed to be popular after it is posted on the platform. 】
Not long after Xiao Xiaoxia joined the group, he was able to quickly become an administrator, and his appearance was even crazier than Feng Yu.
As long as Yu Jing's name appears, Xiao Xiaoxia will arrive at the battlefield in less than three seconds, he often sends red envelopes in the group, and Feng Yu will give him a position as an administrator.
[Feng Yu: Have you watched the movie, the mandarin duck robbery is really disgusting! 】
[This can't really be black, I can't do it without a conscience. 】
[Close my eyes and black, I'm afraid that others will scold me for being blind.] 】
There was a chorus of echoes in the group.
Li Xia, who is known as Xiao Xiaoxia, scratched his head irritably, he worked in the interview department of Tianxuan.com, and his salary of 10,000 yuan a month was not enough to spend, and then someone found him, as long as he manipulated the number of votes, three million would come in, Li Xia was ecstatic, and Yu Jing naturally would not be soft.
He tasted the sweetness, and later the man came to him and agreed without saying a word, Li Xia mixed into the black fan group, climbed to the position of the administrator in a short time, and wanted to control the black fans in the group to charge.
Looking at the messages in the group, Li Xia was silent.
Is this really Yu Jing's black powder group?
If the group owner doesn't do it, he will do it himself, Li Xia put the edited posts on various platforms, and opened hundreds of accounts to top the posts, and at the same time sent red envelopes in the group for everyone to help quickly.
Some people took the lead, and there were red envelopes, and many people in the black fan group rushed to the post as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.
[Xiao Xiaoxia: During the interview, I swore an oath, but the movie didn't fulfill it, and I clicked in to see the young director with a swollen face and a fat man.
The much-anticipated Mandarin Duck Tribulation has finally been released, unlike audiences who like to watch costume dramas, the landlord only cares about whether Yu Jing has fulfilled his promise, and after watching it, he feels that he has been deceived.
Yu Jing's Mandarin Duck Robbery is a pure romance film, there is no disgusting element at all, and his confident words during the ridiculous interview seem to be a joke now. 】
[Finally someone said what was in my heart, it's not disgusting at all, okay.] 】
[When I went to the movies, everyone next to me carried vomit balls with them, making a big fuss, and I didn't feel anything after a movie. 】
[There are always viewers with high psychological tolerance, you can only represent yourself, look at the one-sided scolding on the Internet to know that the disgusting elements of this movie are successful. 】
[Tsk, Yu Jing has no other skills, his brainwashing kung fu is first-class, and someone has rushed into battle for him in just three movie dramas. 】
[Get out, your father, I don't chase stars or fan anyone, I just can't get used to seeing you find faults. 】
Tianxuan made a bloody promotion of the Mandarin Duck robbery this time, and even passers-by who didn't know Yu Jing had seen this movie, and when they found the post, passers-by rushed in and wanted to discuss and complain with others, but they didn't expect it to be a black post.
Some passers-by were not convinced, thinking that they were talking nonsense with their eyes open, and they couldn't help but go up and argue, so they were beaten into Yu Jing fans. Originally, when I came to see the Mandarin Duck Tribulation, I saw a fire in my belly, and I was slandered again, and the double grievance was doubled, and this group of people immediately tore into a ball with black powder.
Yu Jing's fans, who were belated, looked at the black fans and passers-by who were rolling in a ball, dumbfounded.
The flames of war spread quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it spread to other platforms, and the smell of gunpowder filled the air everywhere, until someone posted a long comment.
[I stayed up late and I was proud: I think Mandarin Duck Tribulation is a very successful movie.
The reason for the birth of the movie originated from a vote, and love is the theme that runs through the movie from beginning to end.
In the first ten minutes, Yu Jing gave us a hero's love to save the beauty, and the key lies in the reversal later. I admit that I didn't guess the plot behind it, and I couldn't understand the brain circuits of the hero and heroine, but combined with the background at the time, it was so natural.
Love is there, so let's talk about disgusting.
The word disgusting itself has its own opinions, some people think that the severed limbs are disgusting, some people think the parasitic maggots are disgusting, and some people think the invisible things are disgusting.
Shen Wanqing couldn't marry Xiao Mu, so in order to be able to see Xiao Mu often, it was disgusting to push her sister into the fire pit.
In order to be filial to his mother, Xiao Mu asked for marriage without consulting anyone, and after marriage, he hugged Shen Wanqing as a brother-in-law, and the scumbag's face was even more disgusting.
What disgusts me the most is the ending of the movie, the two hug and cry at the border, and the background is the soldiers with countless dead and wounded, for the sake of a Shen Wanqing, almost the army was wiped out!
The lives of millions of soldiers are not worth his love, it's disgusting!
After talking about the unscrupulous love of the hero and heroine, let's talk about other disgusting things.
Mother Xiao doesn't care who the housewife is, as long as her status is noble, marrying Gu Yingxue for her stomach is disgusting.
For the sake of face and family reputation, Gu's father sent her back to the fire pit regardless of his daughter's struggle.
Gu's mother said that she was angry with her daughter, but in fact, she was afraid that the matter would be exposed, and it was disgusting to send Shen Wanqing to Xiao Mansion.
The emperor holds the power of life and death, and it is also disgusting that the emperor's order is difficult to reconcile and separate.
The scenery of the mandarin duck robbery is very beautiful, with glazed tiles, pavilions, rockery birds, and extremely luxurious. The nobles watched the chrysanthemums and enjoyed the flowers, chanted poems and painted, and climbed high and looked into the distance...... The whole movie is like a beautiful picture scroll unfolding in front of us.
When you are confused by the exquisite and prosperous ancient life, you have already fallen into the trap set by the director.
Lifting the drunken gold fan on the outside, the inside is already full of maggots, exuding a disgusting atmosphere.
It's extravagant everywhere and disgusting everywhere. 】
Black fans don't care what logic they have, they are good at messing around, biting a point, no matter how passers-by and fans explain, they just don't listen or listen, making people dizzy and swelling, and they lose their minds.
When everyone tore out the real fire, this long comment came out, the logic was clear and orderly.
Passers-by and fans cried with joy and thanked the big guy for his mouth.
They reprinted this long review everywhere, attracting a lot of people, and the audience didn't understand why they were so angry after watching the Mandarin Duck Catastrophe, but now they suddenly realized.
The wind direction on the Internet gradually tilted towards Yu Jing, Li Xia gritted his teeth when he saw it, and the idea of attacking Yu Jing to steal the beam and change the pillar had to be extinguished, so he could only change the direction and mock Yu Jing for doing whatever it took to wash the ground.
[Xiao Xiaoxia: Yu Jing, you speak on the tuba. 】
After all, the timing of this long review was too coincidental, and when the black fan was about to pull down Yu Jing's favor by messing around, it gurgled out, just like the calculation.
Some passers-by who were curious to eat melons clicked on my proud column for staying up late, and their eyes gradually widened.
[, big guy! ] Who dares to say that he is Yu Jing Trumpet! 】
【??? So excited? Could it be Yu Sui'an's trumpet? 】
[It's the famous film critic Ye Binhai! ] is known as the legend of the director Bole! 】
[Didn't this big guy shadow thirty years ago, it is said that he should concentrate on treatment when he is sick. 】
Ye Binhai was jokingly known as a little nugget expert in the past, and anyone he praised could become a famous director in the interstellar world within a few years, and the quality of the films he made was excellent.
Yu Sui'an was praised for his first film when he was young, and he became the top batch of directors in just three years.
When this bigwig quit the entertainment industry, many people sighed, but they didn't expect to meet again one day.
The entire entertainment industry, whether it is an actor or a director, began to re-examine Yu Jing, a young man.
There was once a chaebol son who spent a lot of money to ask Ye Binhai to comment, but the old man was unmoved, you said Yu Jing bought him with money?
It's simply the funniest joke of the year.
A fan told Yu Jing the ins and outs in a private message, Yu Jing raised his eyebrows, logged in to his account and forwarded a long comment, and posted a cross-waisted emoji to thank Ye Binhai for his righteous words.
[Yu Jing V: That's a good point, worthy of being a big guy, worthy of me. 】
The fans who saw the response choked and almost covered their faces.
Jingdao, you should be humble.
With the affirmation of Ye Binhai, the first person in film criticism, it is not easy for black fans to attack Yu Jing again, a storm has gradually passed, and only the scolding of the male and female protagonists is left on the Internet.
In the work group, Yu Jing contacted the three actors and sent a virtual room number.
The four of them nested in the virtual space, and Yu Jing lay comfortably on the sofa: "How is it recently?" ”
Xiao An waved his hand weakly: "Don't mention it, don't dare to go out." ”
After this period of filming, Liu Wu has a good relationship with everyone, and also revealed the situation at home: "Guarding my father in the hospital to prevent him from seeing my movies on the Internet." ”
Fan Yao was in high spirits: "Everything is fine, the fans are kissing and hugging me." ”
Xiao An/catkins: ???
It's not fair.
Yu Jing had foreseen this situation a long time ago, and he didn't hurry up and get down to business, Mandarin Duck Tribulation was very popular, Tianxuan let them interact on variety shows while it was hot, and the popularity would continue for a while.
Catkins: "Is there any money?" ”
"Yes."
Liu Wu agreed without saying a word, and on the day of the variety show, she wore a white long skirt and came to the variety show scene gracefully, then Xiao An and Fan Yao, Yu Jing finally appeared, wearing a silver-gray suit to see countless fans screaming.
This time, the variety show Tianxuan headquarters adopted Yu Jing's opinion, and did not engage in boring interviews, but game variety shows, with 10,000 audience places, and it was very interactive.
"Our Mandarin Duck robbery crew is together again, everyone is warmly welcome!"
The supporter came to Yu Jing's side with a smile: "The success of the Mandarin Duck Tribulation, do you have any thoughts about Director Jing?" ”
Yu Jing shrugged: "I don't have any feelings, success is inevitable." ”
There is a rush of confidence between the words, and he also has this capital.
The host turned to Liu Fu stupidly: "What do you want to say about the scolding on the Internet?" ”
Liu Wu leaned on the sofa with her chest covered, tears came as soon as she said it, and looked at the host with a choked voice: "As long as everyone likes the Mandarin Duck Tribulation, it's okay for me." ”
This style made the host and the audience instantly dream back to the mandarin duck robbery, their hearts were trembling wildly, their hands were about to move, and they especially wanted to slap them in the face.
The white skirt outlines the waist of the catkins, when she holds her heart and weeps, it is really pitiful, seeing the audience's excited performance, the catkins are very satisfied.
Dad's surgery fee has not been paid off, and she needs money, a lot of money, so she has to maintain her personality and expand her fame rapidly.
Crew, commercial performances, variety shows......
As long as she has money, she can!
Xiao An had no scruples, jumped up from Liu Wu and fled to Yu Jing's side, and the host hurriedly asked: "Xiao An, what's wrong with you?" ”
The catkins glanced at him lightly.
Xiao An: "...... It's okay, I just want to change places. ”