Director of Huaxia, Interstellar Explosion Section 34
"Do you have any impressive things to share with us during the shooting?"
Xiao An beat his chest and complained bitterly: "I was disgusted by the lines during filming, and the director asked me to play Xiao Mu in real life, and now my classmates think I'm a scumbag." โ
The audience burst into laughter, and Director Jing was too lacking in morality.
Sure enough, you can't mess with anyone and the director!
In the game session, the three artists need to find the crystal mandarin duck in the sand, the size of the mandarin duck's fingernail, which is tightly blocked by the yellow sand, and whoever finds the most will win.
Before the game started, the host asked Yu Jing: "About the three actors, what does Director Jing say about them?" โ
"It can only be said that people can't be good-looking, and underestimating a person will definitely suffer."
The mysterious sentence of God made the audience confused.
After the game started, Fan Yao picked up Xiao An by the waist and threw it at random for a little pink mandarin duck, Xiao An's 1.8 meter tall man crossed the perfect parabola, and the screams could simply overturn the variety show scene.
Audience: "......"
Fan Yao knelt there frantically shaving sand, more like a husky than Shao Yutong, her hand touched a hard object, she opened it and grinned.
Behind her, Xiao An sneakily approached, pressed the back of her head hard, and with a pop, Fan Yao's heroic face was pressed into the sand.
The host twitched his eyebrows, watching Xiao An be knocked out and buried alive by the angry Fan Yao, and finally understood the meaning of Yu Jing's words just now.
Some people are scum in the movie, but in fact, they are second-class goods in real life.
The audience staggered with laughter, and a short-haired girl trembled violently with excitement.
Xiao Xue CP!
She's looking for candy in the glass shard!
The interaction between Fan Yao and Xiao An won the applause of the audience, and only Liu Wu was left alone to find the little mandarin duck.
She knelt there, holding a small shovel and trying to dig the sand, sweat sliding down her forehead, and her dress was dirty. Looking at her lonely back, the audience felt that she was a little pitiful, because everyone present was ignoring her.
Until Xiao An and Fan Yao, who were fighting, kicked down the sand pit dug by Liu Wu.
The soft and weak sick Shih Tzu looked at the sand pit that had been dug with great difficulty, and his shoulders trembled slightly.
It's gone, the fruits of her hard work have been kicked away!
The catkins burst out, kicked on Xiao An's buttocks, and raised the shovel at Fan Yao, his tone was weak, but his expression was as dark as that of a witch: "The pit I just dug up, do you want to know how to die?" โ
Audience: "!! โ
She ...... I'm *......*%#%ยฅยฅ......" The host was so shocked that he lost his speech.
Yu Jing coughed lightly: "Just get used to it." โ
It's hard to maintain a green tea persona.
Host/Audience: No, that's the only one, they can't get used to it.
At the end of the variety show, the host asked Yu Jing: "Director Jing, what do you want to say about the Mandarin Duck Tribulation in the end?" โ
Yu Jing only needs to say some official words, but he was silent for a moment and smiled lightly: "Art comes from life. โ
"What do you mean?"
"This is a movie adapted from a real-life event, and it is a pity that Xiao Mu and Shen Wanqing live happily together, while Gu Yingxue is dead."
Chapter 28
Yu Jing threw down this sentence and slipped away with an actor.
The host's eyes were straight, and he was still holding a small red mandarin duck in his hand, and the water duck was โกโก swallowing the sky, as if he was laughing at the poor psychological tolerance of a group of people.
Xiao Mu is not dead, he is alive sweetly with Shen Wanqing, but Gu Yingxue is dead!
Fuck, why can dog men and women still live, what face do they have to live in this world!
The audience who didn't have the opportunity to go to the variety show could only watch the live broadcast, and they were still laughing at Xiao An and Fan Yao, feeling that the contrast between the catkins was too great, and they were shocked.
As soon as Yu Jing's words came out, the audience watching the live broadcast was blown up.
Rubbing their ears to make sure there were no auditory hallucinations, they ran to various areas in a rage and opened post after post, all asking what was going on.
[, Yu Jing, you have the ability to speak, you have the ability to say everything, say half and leave half beware, I will look for you in the middle of the night. ใ
[What do you mean that Xiao Mu and Shen Wanqing are still alive, Gu Yingxue is dead, you make it clear! ] ใ
[Shocked my whole family, I had to climb up on oxygen to ask about the situation, and tell me that this is not true! ใ
[Publicize it, in order to continue to expand the popularity, I deliberately said this, Yu Jing, you come out to speak, don't pretend to be dead. ใ
[I also think it's fake, how can there be such a disgusting person in real life, to the extent that they will vomit at a glance. ใ
Yu Jing has only been in the interstellar world for two months, and he already knows how to provoke an interstellar person, and he is well versed in the means of wanting to promote and suppress first.
When he was filming the Mandarin Duck Tribulation, the movie was 120 minutes, and 100 minutes were about Xiao Mu and Shen Wanqing's desperate love.
The audience held back the fire in their bellies.
In the movie theater, the girl next to Yu Jing was not unreasonable, Gu Yingxue's revenge was too short-lived, Xiao Mu and Shen Wanqing didn't realize that their love had ruined the lives of countless people until they died.
This is another flashpoint.
The audience's emotions were pressed again and again, and they were on the verge of a flashpoint.
went on a variety show and found that Xiao An and Liu Wu were too contrasting, and they were not the characters in the movie at all, which made the audience's mood soothe a little, and their sanity was not as shaky as the strings that were about to break.
Just when everyone was relaxing, Yu Jing stabbed a knife in everyone's hearts, this knife was too ruthless, and it directly stabbed the audience for a long time without relieving themselves, and in the end, it was an overwhelming wave that drowned all reason.
Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night, netizens are like a Ru in a melon field, jumping up and down to eat melons, and Yu Jing's behavior of pretending to be dead made them almost violent and moved.
Don't say yes, they pick it up themselves.
Yu Jing's goal has been achieved, don't underestimate the determination of netizens to eat melons, in order to vent the anger in their hearts, they can turn the online world upside down.
Adapted from real people and real events, Yu Jing portrayed Shen Wanqing and Xiao Mu's characters vividly, which shows that he is very familiar with these two people.
Netizens stared at a pair of eyes comparable to fiery eyes, and made Yu Jing's school and interpersonal relationships clear from childhood to adulthood.
It's a pity that because the original owner has no mental power, he has been very young from childhood to boldness, Yu Sui'an and Yao Qing have been suppressing him, not allowing him to make friends, and the interpersonal relationship is so simple that it is clear at a glance.
There is a saying that the lights are dark, netizens pick them up, with black circles under their eyes, red bloodshot kidneys, and nothing is found after a night, but they don't think of Yu Jing himself.
Yu Jing had a good night's sleep, went downstairs for breakfast with a ruddy face, he didn't turn on the fire at home when he was busy shooting, and the refrigerator was empty.
When he took a bite of the soup dumpling, the hot juice scalded his eyes, and the sweetness on the tip of his tongue was endless.
"Boss, another basket of soup dumplings." Yu Jing hurriedly raised his hand and said.
Most of the urban villages are elderly, and they rarely pay attention to the news on the Internet, and Yu Jing is not afraid of being recognized by others when she eats in the store.
The two soup dumplings made Yu Jing almost unable to walk, and he praised with a smile at the checkout: "The boss's craftsmanship is really good, and the buns are delicious." โ
"It's delicious, I'll come back next time, I have other unique skills." The boss laughed.
The cool air in the early spring morning was refreshing, and Yu Jing walked home slowly, occasionally saying hello to people, but he was not in a hurry to move.
The idea vanished after a few minutes.
In the morning, the elevator was crowded, and after eating, Yu Jing changed to climb the stairs, anyway, there was only the sixth floor. In the silent stairwell, there was only the sound of Yu Jing's footsteps.
Da-da-da-da-da-
When he got to the fourth floor, he opened the emergency access door and walked in.
Half a minute later, a pitch-black figure opened a crack and poked its head out sneakily.
Droplet-shaped things come at you, getting bigger and bigger, taking up the entire field of view.
Bang Dang!
Yu Jing held the pipa as a weapon, and smashed the person's head to the point of bleeding, lying there for a long time without moving, he knew the importance of mending the knife, and continued to smash while pressing the distress button.
Fortunately, the pipa was collected in the system, otherwise he would only have escaped.
The man in black clothes and black hat twitched his fingers twice, his face was covered with blood, and he endured a burst of dizziness and pleaded with Yu Jing: "Don't smash it, don't smash it, I have no malice." โ
Yu Jing didn't stop, he smashed it on the man's head one by one, he checked the physical fitness of the evolved interstellar people, and some interstellar people who have been cultivated after the day after tomorrow can even resist the tank, who knows what the identity of this guy is.
The patrol mechanical ball, community security, and management personnel who received the distress signal hurriedly arrived, and hurriedly stopped Yu Jing's murderous behavior.
"Mr. Yu, stop it!" The building's administrator grabbed him, and if he didn't hold the mechanical ball, he would be forced to calm down with electric shocks.
Yu Jing stopped, the intense movement caused countless small black dots to appear in front of him, he leaned against the wall, pointed to the man on the ground who was still twitching, panted and said, "He has been secretly following me from the breakfast shop, I was too scared to beat him." โ
The mechanical ball was scanning the person to see if he was carrying a lethal weapon, and there was a huge pool of blood on the ground, and Yu Jing had stepped on bloody footprints.
The pungent smell of blood made the community security frown: "Anyway, Mr. Yu, you are too heavy, I am afraid that you will have to pay for the medical expenses." โ
Reimbursement of medical expenses?
Yu Jing pursed his lips, impossible, he wouldn't spend a dime on this person.
He clutched the dying lute, hiding behind the crowd, and community security noticed an unusually pale look on his face.
"I don't have the mental strength to attack so hard, in case it's a star thief or a bandit...... I can't give him a chance to fight back. โ
Everyone present was stunned, no mental strength?
The mechanical ball came to verify Yu Jing's identity and did not refute his words, which means that Yu Jing is not lying.
The building manager put away his shocked expression and hurriedly comforted Yu Jing: "You did the right thing, you played well, who sneakily followed the child in the daytime." โ
The community security guard's tone softened, and he never mentioned the medical expenses: "Is Mr. Yu frightened, I'll accompany you to the hospital to have a look." โ
Those who have no mental strength are a vulnerable group, and bullying those who have no mental strength is simply damned!
The guy in black coughed desperately, spat out the blood in his throat, and explained hoarsely: "I'm sorry, I didn't know about you. โ
Seeing that he could still move, the building manager and community security were like great enemies, so they blocked Yu Jing behind him and asked vigilantly, "What are you doing behind him?" โ
The man in black was covered with blood on his face, and he was inexplicably sad and angry: "I just want to ask him who the prototype of the real event is." โ
Who would have thought that Yu Jing had no mental strength and high vigilance, and he couldn't get up after being beaten.
Yu Jing, who was standing in the back, was motionless, what about the audience, secretly stalking others was perverted behavior, he didn't think he was hitting hard enough!